Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 26: Chapter 26: In the Hand
Cheng Chumo was not happy today, very unhappy. He heard that there was a new shop in Chang'an that sold something called chicken crossbone. It was very, very delicious, so he decided to try it.However, when we arrived in front of Li's Fried Chicken Shop, we found five long queues, each with dozens of people waiting. Cheng Chumo, like his father Cheng Yaojin, had a violent temper and was impatient, I jumped in line to buy a chicken wishbone, but I didn't expect that bastard named Zhang Yu not to sell it to him because he didn't line up.

Cheng Chumo became angry: "I never even give money for food, and you still let me queue up to tease your grandfather?" So he slapped Zhang Yu away, and then started smashing the store. Shopping is a good way to vent, at least it makes his unhappy mood happy.

But when he hit it right, the shop owner came. The shop owner was a 14-year-old brat. As soon as he came, he said that he was upset and called himself a bear. Very well, he hasn’t encountered such a thing for a long time. The guy who is not afraid of death, he decided to teach this young man a lesson, and let him know what it means to be a descendant of the devil king.

So the two started fighting, but things were not as simple as he imagined. This young Sao Nian, who seemed to be only fourteen, was really powerful, with fast reaction and attack speeds, and surprisingly strong strength. Fortunately, This young man doesn't seem to be very good at fighting, otherwise he might really capsize in the gutter.

The two fought for a while, Cheng Chumo gradually gained the upper hand, locked Li Hao's neck with his arms, grinned and showed his big white teeth, and said proudly: "How about it, admit defeat, if you admit defeat, kneel down and kowtow to call grandpa, grandpa will Forgive me! Haha..."

"Beautiful idea! Bear!" Li Hao's temper became stubborn, and he tried his best to pull his arm, but it was of no use.

"Hey, ignorant thing!" Cheng Chumo snorted angrily and increased his strength. Li Hao suddenly felt that he couldn't breathe, and struggled desperately.

"Call me grandpa! Call me grandpa..." Cheng Chumo yelled loudly.

Just when he was very triumphant, he suddenly felt a piercing pain in his lower body, and immediately let out a scream like a wolf, and let go of Li Hao. When he let go of Li Hao, everyone around knew the reason. Hao's right hand was grabbing Cheng Chumo's lifeblood, it was an extremely shameful gesture, as shameful as it could be.

"Let go... let go!" Cheng Chumo glared at Li Hao and cried out in panic.

Li Hao raised his eyebrows: "It's Grandpa."

"Fuck you... ah..." Cheng Chumo didn't say a word, but when Li Hao exerted force with his right hand, he let out a scream like killing a pig, and he didn't dare to act rashly again.

"Let's go, let's go..." The members of the Cheng family rushed over to surround Li Hao and shouted loudly, "Do you know who the person in front of you is!"

"It doesn't matter who you are, you smashed my shop for no reason, it's reasonable!?" Li Hao snorted coldly, his right hand loosened and tightened, and Cheng Chumo let out screams again and again, causing the crowds to watch on the street The people couldn't stop laughing.

"Bastard! Are you looking for death..." The Cheng family's lackeys were angry and anxious, and wanted to help, but Cheng Chumo's "handle" was held in their hands, so they didn't dare to act rashly. Will it do something unexpected.

"Losing money!" Li Hao yelled, and at the same time pulled his right hand hard, Cheng Chumo screamed again and again, "Ah! Lose! Lose! I lose money!" He reached into his bosom and took out seven or eight silver cakes, each of which was ten Double.

Silver in the Tang Dynasty was generally processed into silver collars or silver cakes. If it was not processed, it would be broken silver. The fineness of broken silver is generally lower than that of silver collars and silver cakes, so when it is exchanged, the price is not as good as silver cakes and silver collars.

Li Hao reached out to take the silver cake, and snorted coldly, "It's only 70 taels! Not enough!"

Cheng Chumo stared and exclaimed, "70 taels, that's enough."

"I say not enough is not enough!"

"But that's all I have on me!" Cheng Chu replied with a sad face.

"IOU!" Li Hao turned to Jin Qiaoyun and said, "Bring paper and pen!"

Jin Qiaoyun searched on the ground for a long time, found the pen, ink and paper used for bookkeeping, and brought them to Li Hao. Li Hao asked her to give it to Cheng Chumo, but Cheng Chumo reluctantly took the pen and paper and asked, "How much do you write?"

Li Hao thought for a while: "One thousand strings!"

"What!" Cheng Chumo stared and shouted, "Are you a robber?"

As soon as the words were out of his mouth, he immediately let out a scream of ecstasy. It was hard to imagine that the sharp voice came from this bear-like body. It seemed that Li Hao's squeeze was not light.

"Write or not!" Li Hao asked coldly.

"Write, I'll write, just write a thousand." Cheng Chumo said repeatedly, fearing that Li Hao would torture himself again, he quickly picked up a pen and paper, and wrote the IOU in a hurry.

After finishing writing, Li Hao took it over and looked at it. It was ugly, but it seemed to be better than his own. This made Li Hao very upset. He was so handsome, so why did his handwriting look uglier than this bear? Also, this name is really ugly, Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chumo, Cheng Chumo...

The more Li Hao read it, the more familiar it became, and the more frightened he became, and finally his face suddenly changed: "You are Cheng Chumo!"

As soon as he got excited, he unconsciously increased his strength in his hands. Cheng Chumo let out a heart-piercing scream, rolled his eyes, and suddenly collapsed on the ground, passing out.

Seeing this, the servants of the Cheng family ran over in alarm and called Cheng Chumo repeatedly, but it was of no use.

Li Hao froze in place, dumbfounded, he remembered who Cheng Chumo was, that was Cheng Yaojin's eldest son, the guy who would inherit Cheng Yaojin's title, he actually pinched the egg of the son of the devil king, he couldn't help it Imagine how Cheng Yaojin would deal with himself. Cheng Yaojin is different from Fang Xuanling. Fang Xuanling is a scholar and a gentleman.

At this moment, there was a commotion outside the shop, and then a group of yamen servants rushed in. There were more than a dozen people. The leader came in to see the smashed shop and the lying on the ground. Cheng Chumo's heart trembled, Cheng Chumo is a well-known dandy in Chang'an, he has been in Chang'an for so many years, and he still recognizes Cheng Chumo, so he hurriedly asked: "This...what's going on?"

Li Hao rolled his eyes, and suddenly said loudly: "I injured the young master of Duke Lu's mansion!"

"Ah! How unreasonable!" The leading guard's expression changed drastically, and he yelled, "Take this person down quickly and take him back to the prison!"

Li Hao stretched out his hands cooperatively, and let the guards take him away.In fact, he didn't want to go to jail, but he had to take the initiative to go to jail, otherwise Cheng Yaojinfei would rush to his home and chop him alive, which could be regarded as a kind of protection for himself.

However, he was still worried. These servants belonged to Chang'an Governor's Mansion. He felt that the Chang'an Governor's officials were not big enough to protect him. If he wanted to ensure his own safety, he had to go to the prison in Jingzhao Mansion. However, the military and government seized a second-rank official with a higher official position than Cheng Yaojin, so he reported his identity, which was naturally the identity of Plague Plague, and begged the governor of Chang'an to hand him over to Jingzhao Mansion Shen Song in Dingzhong. Yu Dingzhong refused at first, but when Li Hao said that he had injured Cheng Chumo's lifeblood, he was so frightened that his back was in a cold sweat.Suddenly, he felt that Li Hao's proposal was a good idea. With Cheng Yaojin's bastard temperament, he would come to find Li Hao's troubles in all likelihood. When the time comes, should he hand over Li Hao or not? In order not to embarrass himself, He hastily ordered someone to send Li Hao to the prison of Jingzhao Mansion as soon as possible. Jingzhao Mansion, because he was afraid that Jingzhao Mansion would not accept this hot potato.

Li Hao was taken to the prison of Jingzhao Mansion again. The head of Jingzhao Mansion saw that the person who was sent to prison was an old acquaintance, and the charge was that he had injured the young man of Lu Guogong's mansion. He didn't check the official documents routinely, so he was immediately put in prison. , Things went exceptionally smoothly, Li Hao got his wish and entered the prison of Jingzhao Mansion, the same one as last time, ah, it smells so familiar, he covered his nose.

When Shen Song received the official document of Li Hao's transfer to prison, he jumped up from his official seat. He felt constipated when he heard Li Hao's name now, and felt uncomfortable all over. He threw the official document back and groaned angrily. He hummed: "No, no, I don't want to see this bastard again, even if he hurts the prince, I won't accept it!"

This time it was Song Cai who was in charge of escorting Li Hao from Chang'an, and he was naturally the one who delivered the official document. Song Cai submitted the official document again with a smile on his face: "Master Shen, Li Hao has been taken into Jingzhao Prison."

"What!" Shen Song stared and asked angrily, "Without my official document, how could they imprison Li Hao?"

"This..." Song Caiqian laughed twice, "I don't know why the humble official is, anyway, they have already been imprisoned." After finishing speaking, he put the official document on Shen Song's desk.

Shen Song is so angry, troubled, too troubled, why are his subordinates so bold, and dare to put him in prison without official documents? Isn't this nothing to find trouble for himself? He thought about it, and suddenly rolled his eyes, in fact, it's quite good, Last time Li Hao tricked him a thousand times, and he was so frustrated. This time, he can find his way back and go to the prison to taunt him. By the way, it's right for the jailers to take extra care of him.

Thinking of this, Shen Song showed a happy smile, picked up the official letter for a while, and said: "Okay, the official letter has been approved, you can go back."

"Thank you, Mr. Shen, I will retire from my humble position." Song Cai hastily saluted and thanked him, and retreated.

Shen Song stepped down from the official seat, paced back and forth, twirling his beard and groaning: "Li Hao, Li Hao, you little bastard, I see how arrogant you are now." After finishing speaking, he walked out of the room and said loudly: "Come here! , prepare the sedan chair!"

(End of this chapter)