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Chapter 344 Chapter 355: Put Lu Yun together

While Li Hao and the others were eating, Lu Yun and Chen Song also had a drink in the courtyard. Chen Song was still worried about Lu Yunkeng's own affairs, but he knew he couldn't beat Lu Yun, so he simply made an appointment. Lu Yun fights wine, the two make a bet, whoever loses will learn how to climb thirty feet like a turtle.

Lu Yunming knew that Chen Song liked to drink, and he had a very high capacity for alcohol, but he was not afraid at all, because when he was in the desert, he did not drink water every day, only alcohol, and he had never been drunk.

Today, the two met their opponents in chess and set up eight large wine jars in the pavilion in the middle courtyard. Each jar was filled with ten catties of three lees, a total of eighty catties of wine.

Chen Song brought four wine jars to his side, and said, "Each person has forty catties, whoever finishes drinking first wins."

"Okay, little thing, wait to learn from the turtle." Lu Yun chuckled, picked up a wine jar and put it on the table, patted the mud seal, and poured three bowls of wine with a "crash la la la".

"Hehe, I still use a bowl." Chen Song sneered disdainfully, patted the mud seal open, and said, "I'll just use an altar."

"You can use the altar." Lu Yun raised his eyebrows and said, "Don't spill it, or you will lose."

Chen Song sneered and raised his eyebrows: "You too."

"Start!" Lu Yun suddenly shouted, and then picked up two wine bowls with both hands, and gurgled to his mouth.

"Despicable!" Chen Song yelled angrily, picked up the wine jar and began to drink, only to see that his throat was throbbing, and the gurgling sound was like beating a drum.

Lu Yun drank the wine from the bowl in his right hand in one breath, and started to drink from the bowl in his left hand. After drinking, there was still a bowl on the table. When he was serving the wine, he saw Shi Xiaoyun's mother, Mrs. Come pour me some wine."

"Oh, good." Upon hearing this, Mrs. Jin came over, picked up the wine jar and poured wine for Lu Yun. Lu Yun drank really fast. Mrs. Jin poured a bowl, and Mrs. Lu drank another bowl. The speed of pouring wine and drinking was just right. flat.

Seeing the posture of the two drinking, Jin was completely stunned. After Lu Yun drank five bowls in a row, Jin cried out worriedly: "Don't drink, Mr. Lu, drinking like this will hurt your health."

"I have to drink. He bet with me that if I lose, I will learn how to crawl like a turtle." Lu Yun took the opportunity to take a breath and said something quickly, picked up the wine bowl on the table and continued to drink.

Jin Shi was a little confused when she heard this, and looked at these two people with blinking eyes. To be honest, she usually didn't dare to get close to these two people, because she always felt that the aura of these two people was a bit scary, but when she really got close, she felt They are no different from ordinary people, and even feel that they are quite childish.

In fact, she didn't know that every man's heart lives in a child. Even if he is 50 or [-] years old, a man will occasionally initiate childlike innocence and do things that do not meet his age. The reason why I like to play with my father and like to be taken care of by my mother is because my father is also a child at heart, and after a woman becomes a mother, she will transform from a girl to a woman, fully mature psychologically, and begin to get used to taking care of others.

After the first altar was over, Lu Yun put down the wine bowl and Chen Song put down the wine jar. The two looked at each other for a moment, then picked up the second jar of wine, unsealed it, and continued to drink. This time, Lu Yun also directly pointed his mouth at the wine Altar to drink.

After drinking the second pot of wine, the two of them ended almost at the same time, but their eyes were already a little dull, and they also hiccupped for a long time at the same time.

Jin was flustered when he saw it, and persuaded again: "Don't drink, how can you drink like this, please take it easy, I'll cook some dishes for you, and drink slowly after eating."

"I can't wait!" Chen Song slapped the table, pointed at Lu Yun, and stared, "I must drink this bastard to death today."

Lu Yun laughed: "Little things don't know the heights of heaven and earth, come again!"

The two held the wine jar again and drank.

Before the fourth jar of wine was finished, Lu Yun and Chen Song lay down on the table at the same time, like two dead pigs.

Lin Dingkun rushed over with a special soldier when he heard the sound, and asked coldly, "What's wrong!"

Jin pointed to Lu Yun and Chen Song, and said: "Mr. Lu and Chen Shaoxia were fighting wine, got drunk, and accidentally knocked over the wine jar."

Lin Dingkun stepped forward to check, and found that the two were as drunk as mud, and then looked at the wine jar on the ground, he couldn't help being speechless: "My darling, are these two wine barrels? They drank so much."

Jin said: "It's cold outside, Lin Nursing Hospital, please help send them back to their room, don't freeze."

"En." Lin Dingkun nodded, called a special soldier over, and carried Chen Song back to his room.

But just as the special soldier was about to reach out to help Chen Song, Chen Song suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the special soldier's wrist. Fortunately, the special soldier was not weak, so he withdrew his hand and dodged it, exclaiming: "What is he doing?"

Lin Dingkun went up to try it himself, and finally found that as soon as he got close to Chen Song, Chen Song's hands would attack automatically, which was simply unimaginable.

Lin Dingkun was helpless, and said to the special soldier: "Go and ask Mrs. Chen to come over and try."

"Yes." The special soldier hurried away.

Jin Ling'er came soon, Jin Ling'er went up and pushed Chen Song lightly, and called softly: "Husband?"

"Huh?" Chen Song lay on the table and responded instinctively, feeling like he was talking in his sleep.

Jin Ling'er called again: "Husband, let's go home."

"En." Chen Song hummed again, and then saw him standing up staggeringly, without opening his eyes, he began to take steps.

Jin Ling'er hurried forward to support him, and said to Jin Shi and Lin Dingkun: "I'm sorry to trouble you, I'll take him back now."

Jin did not forget to tell him: "He drank too much, cook him some hangover soup, otherwise he may not be able to wake up tomorrow."

"Thank you, Sister Jin." Jin Ling'er smiled slightly, and helped the drunk Chen Song to leave slowly.

Lin Dingkun looked at Lu Yun who was still lying on the stone table, and said to the special soldier before, "Go and carry Mr. Lu back to the room."

That special soldier was very familiar with Lu Yun. He was a master. He approached Lu Yun with fear. He wanted to reach out a few times, but he retracted. Obviously he was frightened by Chen Song just now. Although he was not weak in martial arts, he Compared with Lu Yun, it is still far behind. If Lu Yun catches it, his arm may be broken. Can he not be afraid? It doesn't matter if he was injured in the war. If he was injured by his own people for no reason, it would be a shame. ah.

"Coward, I'm coming!" Lin Dingkun was furious, snorted coldly, pushed the special soldier away, and went up to help Lu Yun by himself, but it could be seen that his forehead was also sweating profusely, and he was actually very scared in his heart.

Fortunately, Lu Yun was not a killer after all, and he didn't have Chen Song's strange problems. Lin Dingkun helped him up smoothly, and then carried him back to his room. Jin was worried, and followed Lin Dingkun to see if he could do it. Can't be of much help.

But when he got to the door of Lu Yun's room, he found that the door was locked. When he pushed the window, the window was also locked.

Depressedly, Lin Dingkun put down Lu Yun and looked for the key on Lu Yun, but he couldn't find it after searching for a long time. Lin Dingkun turned back depressed and asked the special soldier: "Is there still room for our room?"

The special soldier suddenly looked embarrassed: "Boss, you can spare the brothers. Mr. Lu snores like thunder, and the brothers still have to keep watch at night. With Mr. Lu here, no one can sleep except him."

"Look at how promising you are!" Lin Dingkun scolded, "It's been a long time since you practiced, right? As a special soldier, when you're performing a special mission, it's nothing if you don't sleep for twenty hours..."

Seeing this, Mrs. Jin hurriedly advised: "Nursing Lin, don't talk about it, just send him to my room. I happen to cook some hangover soup for Mr. Lu."

"That's so embarrassing." Lin Dingkun chuckled, a little badly, this guy was also infected by Li Hao, and he dared to put on a show just now.

At this moment, Chen Song had already returned to the room, lying on the bed like a puddle of mud, Jin Ling'er went back and closed the door, but when she turned around, she found Chen Song was urinating in front of the bedside toilet, muttering while urinating: "What, I was fed to death, more than 30 catties of water, my stomach is about to explode."

Seeing this, Jin Ling'er walked over in amazement, staring in surprise and asked, "Husband, are you alright?"

Chen Song turned his head and smiled: "Why would I have something to do? It's that guy Lu Yun who has something to do. He gave me a favor last time. This time I want to pay back properly. The good show is about to start, hehe..."

　On the occasion of the Mid-Autumn Festival, Huajian wrote a poem for those friends who can’t go home for the festival.Hold a cup and face the moon alone, and drink to tell your heartfelt feelings.There are thousands of words in the heart, talk to the bright moon and listen: I would rather drink the land of my hometown than love the gold of another country.Living thousands of miles away, I especially miss my parents. 〕

　　I hope that every friend who can't go home can also have a good Mid-Autumn Festival.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)