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Chapter 368 Chapter 379: Spicy Eyes

Li Hao lifted the curtain of the dental tent, and saw several people standing in front of the dental tent, the most conspicuous of which was of course the bald Master Xuanzang.

I saw that Master Xuanzang was thin, dark, with straight eyebrows and eyes, wearing a very old monk's robe, the original color of which could no longer be seen.

Li Hao looked at it in a daze. Is this Tang Seng?so dark?As for the fine-skinned and tender meat that was promised, it’s so shriveled and so dark, how can you eat this meat, hey, no, I’m not the king of Shanda (dai), why should I care whether his meat is good or not.

Li Hao stared at Master Xuanzang carefully, and Master Xuanzang also stared at him. After a closer look, Master Xuanzang was dark and thin, but his appearance was not bad. It was a bit like Nie Yuan's version of Tang Monk. It must have been so dark because of too much sun. After all, the road to the desert is very sunny, and the Tianzhu side is also particularly sunny.

The two looked at each other for a moment, and Master Xuanzang folded his palms together and saluted: "I pay my respects to General Li."

Li Hao hurriedly bowed his palms together, and said casually, "Hello Tang Monk."

Everyone was stunned when they heard the words, Tang Seng?What is this called?Even Xuanzang looked dazed.

Li Hao is so embarrassed, he was misled by the TV series. In the TV series, those foreigners call Master Xuanzang Tang Monk, which means a monk from the Tang Dynasty, but this is not the case. When Master Xuanzang was abroad, people still directly call him the law.

Li Hao laughed dryly to hide his embarrassment, and said, "Master Xuanzang is very polite, please pay the money to rest."

"Thank you, General Li." Master Xuanzang clasped his hands together again and followed Li Hao into the tooth tent.

Zhu Ruihuan stayed outside the account, and Chen Song followed in. After all, the origin of Master Xuanzang was unknown, so he was not at ease. Li Hao didn't say anything, and directly invited Master Xuanzang to sit down, and then sat down himself. Li Hao didn't sit down. Instead of the handsome seat, sit face to face with Master Xuanzang.

As soon as he was seated, Li Hao smiled all over his face and said, "Master Xuanzang has worked hard all the way."

Li Hao's enthusiasm made Xuan Zang feel a little uncomfortable. After all, he was not familiar with Li Hao at all. It was the first time we met, and Li Hao was still a high-ranking official. How could he be so enthusiastic about an ascetic monk like him? .

"For the sake of the Dharma, I dare not speak bitterly." Xuanzang replied politely, and then asked, "I don't know why General Li met the poor monk?"

"Master Xuanzang is overwhelmed." Li Hao waved his hands and laughed, "I will... um... I have admired Master for a long time, and I have admired you since I was a child."

Li Hao is telling the truth. He has envied Tang Seng since he was a child. Li Hao has a very special mind. When other children were young, they envied Sun Wukong. Tang Seng, as long as Monkey King is disobedient, Tang Seng can recite the curse.

Children like to fantasize the most, so when Li Hao was young, his little friends always took a stick, danced twice, and said: "I am Monkey King."

At this time, Li Hao would say very funnyly: "I am Tang Monk." Then he would just mutter, imitating the appearance of Tang Monk chanting scriptures, and Li Hao's friends also cooperated with him very much, pretending to have a headache , rolled around on the ground with his head in his arms, and shouted in his mouth: "Master, stop reading, Master, stop reading."

Although this is a very funny thing, it can also be seen that Li Hao has been smarter than other friends since he was a child.

"Admiring the poor monk?" Master Xuanzang was a little dazed when he heard the words. He thought carefully that he had smuggled out of the country 16 years ago. How old was Li Hao 16 years ago, but at that time he was just an ordinary monk. Why did Li Hao admire him? Own?
Xuanzang naturally wouldn't understand, Li Hao then said with a smile, "Master, did you come back alone? Where are your apprentices?"

Xuanzang said: "The poor monk went to Tianzhu to study Buddhism one by one, and came back alone. From the beginning to the end, he never accepted disciples."

"Really, none of them were confiscated?" Li Hao asked suspiciously, "On the way, two or three apprentices were confiscated, monkeys, pigs and so on."

Xuanzang blinked and looked at Li Hao. He really couldn't keep up with Li Hao's escaping thinking. He even felt that General Li in front of him had just been hit by something in his head, so his thoughts were a little confused now.

Seeing Xuanzang's bewildered expression, Li Hao was disappointed for a while, smacked his lips and sighed secretly: "I thought Wu Chengen's novels were adapted based on the prototypes of the characters, but it turns out that there is no prototype of Monkey King and Zhu Bajie at all, they are all fabricated out of thin air, alas, It's boring."

After a while of silence, Li Hao found a new topic and asked, "Mage traveled westward for a long time. I don't know if I have visited some very interesting places along the way."

Xuanzang pressed his palms together and asked, "What kind of place does General Li refer to as an interesting place?"

"For example... a country... only has women, but no men." Although Li Hao felt that there would be no place like Daughter Country, he still felt that Daughter Country should be adapted from a real place. He... really wanted to go and see.

Xuanzang was surprised when he heard the words: "There is such a place in the world? The poor monk has never seen it."

Li Hao was disappointed when he heard the words, and saw the guitar beside him in a blink of an eye, and then remembered that he wanted to play the guitar for Xuanzang, so he quickly put down the feather fan, picked up the guitar, and said, "Master Xuanzang, let me sing a song for you."

"Song?" Master Xuanzang didn't know what a song was, but since Li Hao said he was going to sing, it must be a kind of song. Singing was a lowly occupation in ancient times. Xuanzang hurriedly waved his hands and said, "Don't dare to bother the general." .”

"You're welcome, come on, I'm singing, listen carefully." Li Hao stood up excitedly while hugging him, pressed a chord with his left hand, touched it lightly with his right hand, and the clear chord sound matched the melody suddenly When he appeared, Xuanzang was stunned for a moment, looking at the guitar in Li Hao's hand in amazement, he didn't expect that this oddly shaped piano had a good sound, crisp and melodious, and had a wide range of sound.

The prelude of the matching of chords and melodies ended, Li Hao squeezed his throat, and sang affectionately: "Mandarin ducks live together and butterflies fly together, and the spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating. I quietly asked the holy monk if my daughter is beautiful, and if my daughter is beautiful, say What about royal power and wealth, what are the precepts and rules that I am afraid of, I only hope that forever, I will be with the person I want, love you, love you, and hope that this life will always be with you..."

That's right, Li Hao played and sang the familiar song "Daughter's Love". In the old version of Journey to the West, the two background music "Daughter's Love" and "Zhu Bajie Carrying His Wife" were very successful and deeply Imprinted into the minds of many people, the sense of imagery is very strong. Li Hao also imitated the appearance of the queen teasing Tang Monk on TV, walking around around Master Xuanzang, singing in front of him from time to time, or singing in front of Xuanzang. Sing in your ear.

This frightened the honest Master Xuanzang, this is not enthusiasm, this is simply harassment, Xuanzang finally understood why Li Hao was so enthusiastic about him, it turned out that Li Hao likes men, Master Xuanzang thought of this, I was so scared that I quickly closed my eyes and recited scriptures silently, so as to calm my mind and clarify my nature.

And Chen Song, who was at the side, couldn't stand it anymore, rubbed his eyes and walked out of the tent. Outside the tent, Zhu Ruihuan saw him coming out, and said with a smile: "Boss plays the piano really well, and sings well. Although I don't understand, but I just think it sounds good, hey...why are you crying?"

Zhu Ruihuan found that Chen Song was rubbing his eyes, and the eyes were red and a little teary.

"Alas..." Chen Song shook his head and sighed, "I finally know what Li Hao meant by 'spicy eyes', because now there are very hot eyes."

"Ah? Is that so?" Zhu Ruihuan became curious when he heard the words, and hurriedly lifted up the cover to look in, only to see Li Hao playing and singing, dangling beside Xuanzang, and singing in front of Xuanzang from time to time, Sister Yao's singing is probably nothing more than that.

When Zhu Ruihuan let go of the curtain and turned around, he also rubbed his eyes vigorously: "Oh, you are right, your eyes are really hot..."

　To be honest, I myself feel that this chapter is a bit funny. I originally planned to cut this chapter in case someone scolded the protagonist for being crazy. However, I planned to write this chapter when the book was opened. The feeling is very strong, I still can't bear to pinch it out, so let's write it out in the end, just make a funny comparison, it's not like Li Hao has never made a funny comparison.Did you enjoy it? Vote if you enjoyed it, hehe.

　　
　
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