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Chapter 538 Chapter 550: Take the prince to sneak around
Li Hao and his wife, Li Zhi and his wife, and Li Mingda, five of them were eating in the restaurant. Abbot Huijing stood by and waited on him. During the meal, an old nun stood by and watched. Li Hao was not used to it. The embarrassment is almost committed, but there are many royal rules, and he can't do anything about it.

After finishing their fast, they began to discuss with Huijing the sequence of actions this time, because the crown prince's vow and the princess's ordaining are both important events, and there are many complicated etiquettes in it, which is time-consuming and must pay attention to the order.

After some discussion, they decided to let Huijing perform the precept ceremony for Li Mingda first, and then Li Mingda kept the precepts in the Daxiong Hall for three days, without drinking water or rice, to prove his devotion to the Buddha in front of the Buddha.

Then it was Li Hao and Li Zhi who fulfilled their vows. To fulfill their vows is even more awesome. They must observe the precepts in front of the Buddha for seven days, refrain from drinking a drop of water or grain of rice, and thank the Buddha for his kindness.

In fact, there is an allusion to the saying of keeping the precepts for seven days. It seems that some eminent monks used spiritual power to control the body and surpass the limits of the human body. The saying of keeping the precepts for seven days.

But how many people can achieve the state of controlling the body with the spirit, let Li Hao control the body with the spirit?How funny?It has been scientifically proven that if one does not drink water for three days, one will be overwhelmed, let alone seven days. In fact, the current seven-day precepts are just a formality. Number B, why bother to tear off that layer of loincloth... ah bah, it’s a fig leaf, why tear off that layer of fig leaf to embarrass everyone, one word-harmony!
Since the Crown Princess Wang and Li Ping are both pregnant women, and they are about to give birth, they must not observe the precepts for seven days, otherwise they will die. This difficult task naturally fell on the heads of Li Hao and Li Zhi. For husbands, it is only natural for them to fulfill the vows of their wives, and children also have their share.

When leaving the restaurant, Li Zhi had already started discussing with Li Hao how to divide the work during the [-]-day precept, who would bring drinks, who would bring dry food, and what delicious food to bring. Li Hao said he was going to bring some beggar chicken , Roasted whole lamb or something, hard food, hungry, and their discussion was quite loud, Abbot Huijing heard everything in his ears, her expression became ugly, she thought Joan Nan Wang is an outstanding man who is well versed in Buddhist principles. He never thought that he would drink and eat meat in front of the Buddha. He is such an idiot. Master Huijing repeated silently: "Sins, sins..."

The next day, Li Hao assigned the special forces a difficult task, to go hunting, bring back some wild goats, and he was going to steal chickens from the chicken coop in Ganye Temple. He wanted to be a beggar chicken. Okay, when Li Zhi heard that Li Hao was going to steal chickens, he felt so exciting, so he followed suit.

There are more than 20 chickens raised in Ganye Temple. The roosters crow and the hens lay eggs. The eggs can be exchanged for rice, grain and cloth. For building a golden body for the Buddha, their daily expenses are generally settled by themselves.

Li Hao and Li Zhi secretly came to the outer courtyard of Ganye Temple, which is in charge of raising livestock. Two Jinwu guards stood against the wall. There are many dried vegetables, chickens, donkeys, and cows, and there is a big yellow dog tied to the door.

"Wow, there are donkeys and cows!" Li Zhi said excitedly, "Shi Kuang, why don't we steal the donkey, it's enough to feed us for seven days."

Li Hao looked at him with the eyes of a fool, and said: "Do you think these nuns are fools or blind? It doesn't matter if one or two chickens are missing. They only have one donkey. If the donkey is gone, it will be difficult for them to pretend not to know." Ah, why don't you talk about stealing cattle?"

"Okay, let's steal the chicken." Li Zhi was so excited when he thought that he was about to steal for the first time in his life. Sesame oil money, so he has no feeling of guilt.

"I think this big yellow dog is not bad." Li Hao looked at the big yellow dog, rubbed his chin and muttered, "I haven't eaten dog meat for many years..."

Li Zhi asked in surprise: "But there is only one dog in the family. If you steal the dog, you will be found out."

"It's okay." When we left, we sprinkled some chicken feathers and blood on the ground to create the illusion that the dog ate the chicken and fled in fear of crime. That would be fine.

"Sins, sins." Li Zhi clasped his hands together and said silently, then suddenly raised his eyebrows and smirked, "You are so smart, your clothes are perfect."

It may be that Li Zhi spoke too loudly and was heard by the big yellow dog. The big yellow dog barked, and immediately a little nun walked out of the house and looked into the courtyard. Li Hao quickly pressed Li Zhi's head against the wall, saying: There is a little nun, it is not easy to handle."

Li Zhi said: "Why don't you come at night."

"Good idea." Li Hao nodded, "Let's bring some meat tonight and feed the dog, and he will stop barking."

"Good idea." Li Zhi also praised Li Hao in the same words, and the two looked at each other with a smile, and then jumped off the two Jinwu guards, turned around and left.

The two Jinwu guards looked at each other and sighed secretly. Obviously, they expressed helplessness for Li Hao's spoiling of Li Zhi, but they also knew that this matter could not be revealed, otherwise they would die miserably.

In the evening, the courtyard in the East Wing was filled with the smell of meat, and a bonfire was lit in the middle of the courtyard. Li Zhi was slowly turning the iron barbecue fork, and a fat roasted whole lamb was skewered on the fork. Brush with soy sauce.

"Slow down, slow down, alas, yes, this is the speed..."

"Poetry man, can I eat it?" Li Zhi was already drooling, the smell was too tempting.

"Not yet, the inside is not yet ripe..."

The two ate nearly half of the whole roasted lamb, and distributed the rest to the subordinates. It's a hot day, and this stuff won't last long. After finishing eating today, we'll make it tomorrow.

In the middle of the night, "du, du, du" came three sounds from Li Hao's door, very rhythmic, Li Ping was a light sleeper, got up and asked, "Who is it?"

Li Hao who was on the couch next to him hurriedly got up, lit a candle with a lighter, and said, "It's okay, you can continue to sleep, it's the prince, he has something to do with me."

Li Ping asked: "In the middle of the night, what are you doing so godly?"

While putting on his clothes, Li Hao said, "It's nothing, go... enjoy the moon and recite poems."

Li Ping knew he was lying as soon as he heard it, so he could only say: "Husband, take more people out. You also said that you must be careful when you go out."

"Well, don't worry, you continue to sleep." After Li Hao said that, he blew out the candle and went out.

Li Zhi waited anxiously outside the door with two Jinwu guards. When he saw Li Hao coming out, he asked impatiently, "Have you brought any meat?"

Li Hao patted the bulging cloth pouch on his waist, and said, "I've brought it, the mutton specially reserved for the day, it's delicious, I'm sure the big yellow dog will eat it well."

"go!"

A group of people quietly came to the outer courtyard, and the night was quiet. As soon as they approached the courtyard, the big yellow dog barked. Li Hao quickly threw a piece of mutton into the courtyard, and the barking of the dog stopped as expected.

Li Hao and the others climbed to the top of the wall to observe. With the help of the moonlight, they could see that the big yellow dog was gnawing on a leg bone of lamb. It was eating very seriously. This big yellow dog has been eating with nuns in temples for many years, and it is estimated that it has never tasted meat in this life. Well, now I suddenly eat a delicious leg of lamb, even the gods can't stop it.

Li Hao and the others waited on the top of the wall for a while, but the door of the hut was not opened. It was obvious that the little nun was sleeping soundly. The two climbed over the wall and entered. Li Zhi didn't know martial arts and was clumsy, but with Li Hao's help, everything was not difficult.

Seeing the two of them enter the yard, the big yellow dog looked up at them. Li Hao threw another piece of mutton over. The big yellow dog happily picked up the mutton in one bite, gobbled it up, and continued to chew on the bones.

Li Hao gestured to Li Zhi: "Go and steal the chicken, and I will lead the dog."

Li Zhi nodded, ran to the chicken coop, took out a large cloth bag, opened the chicken coop to catch the chicken, he was a little afraid of being pecked at the first time he caught the chicken, but he stretched his hand in and searched left and right, and found that the chicken would only He didn't peck him, so he felt relieved, and quickly caught a chicken, stuffed it into his pocket, and continued to catch it.

Li Hao approached the big yellow dog. The big yellow dog bared its teeth and gave a warning sound. It was protecting the food. Li Hao threw another piece of mutton in the past. Well, the big yellow dog didn’t warn him anymore. It happily ate the mutton until it finished eating. Li Hao took out another stick bone, held it directly in his hand, and handed it to the dog. The dog opened its mouth to eat, and Li Hao punched the dog on the nose. But with a lot of strength, the dog's nose is still the dog's weakness, so it was knocked out with one blow.

Li Hao tore off the dog's rope with all his strength, and stuffed the big yellow dog into the cloth bag. Li Zhi also caught the chicken, and the two met with the cloth bag on their backs. Li Hao asked in a low voice, "Where's the chicken feather?"

Li Zhi stretched out his right hand, covered with chicken feathers, Li Hao said: "Sprinkle on the ground."

Li Zhi sprinkled chicken feathers on the ground, Li Hao took out a small porcelain bottle containing sheep's blood, unplugged the porcelain bottle, sprinkled some blood on the ground, and it was done.

The two first threw the two cloth bags out of the wall, then Li Zhi stepped on Li Hao's shoulders and climbed out of the courtyard wall, and Li Hao was the last to go out.

Next, Li Zhi and Li Hao were so happy that they ran back like crazy. Li Zhi felt that he had never lived such an exciting life in such a big age, and the feeling of releasing himself was really cool.

Back in the courtyard of the East Wing, the two opened the cloth bag and poured out the chickens and dogs inside. Li Hao saw it and exclaimed, "Why did you steal so many chickens? Five?"

Li Zhi smiled and said: "Anyway, there is a big yellow dog to help us take the blame, what are we afraid of?"

Li Hao opened his eyes wide and asked, "Can this big yellow dog eat five chickens in one meal?"

Li Zhi scratched his head immediately, but he ignored the question, and could only smile awkwardly: "Anyway, stealing is stealing, so that's it. By the way, are we stealing?"

Li Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "The chickens and dogs are here, do you think it counts?"

"Hey..." Li Zhike smirked vigorously.

Li Hao decided to keep the chickens and dogs in the yard first, and then kill them when they were going to observe the precepts. However, Li Zhi couldn't bear it and insisted on killing a chicken to satisfy his greed. Li Hao had no choice but to kill a chicken first. , make beggar chicken, after the beggar chicken is ready, the two of them eat chicken while drinking in the pavilion.

While they were happily eating chicken and drinking, a figure entered the mountain like a ghost, and came to Wu Meiniang's room through a secret path. This person was Liang Ding.

　The four major iron relationships in life are carrying guns together, going through windows together, going whoring together, and sharing stolen goods together.Now Li Hao and Li Zhi can be regarded as friends who have shared the spoils together, and they have a close relationship.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)