Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 54 Chapter 56: Li Shimin with a Headache
The head of the cell looked at Li Hao in a daze, opened and closed his mouth for a few times, but didn't hold back a word, because he felt that he was really speechless to Li Hao.

Li Hao raised his hand and patted the prisoner who was in a dazed state, and said with a smile: "Prisoner, don't be afraid. Although these dishes are not cheap, they are not expensive either. They only cost more than 300 yuan."

"More than 300 yuan!" The prison chief screamed in shock, as if he had heard the news of his son's death, and then begged with a mournful face, "Mr. Li, Lord Li, I beg you to give me a hand and let the villain go, villain!" It's not easy to be a job, a big family has to support, there are old people on the top, and young people on the bottom..."

Li Hao glanced at him in disgust, and snorted coldly: "You are a deadhead, and I didn't ask you to pay, so you won't ask your Shaoqing to reimburse you."

The jailer shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, Mr. Shaoqing can't spend so much money on his own food."

"Then ask you Yao Siqing to reimburse you." Li Hao raised his eyebrows, and said with a relaxed face, "Stop pleading, or I'll be bumped to death here."

Cell Head: ...

Half an hour later, the three meat dishes and three vegetarian dishes had been placed on Li Hao's table. The table was not big, and the six dishes were just full. Li Hao only ate a few mouthfuls of each dish and a little rice, and threw it away. Put down the chopsticks, lay lazily on the bed, smashed it and said: "The table is too small, change it to a bigger one tomorrow, and the dishes will have to be added, ah, also, I eat three meals a day, and I can't miss lunch !"

The cell boss and all the prison guards were crying and fainted in the toilet.

Li Hao just came to the prison of Dali Temple for one day, and tortured the prison guards unspeakably. From the second day onwards, all the prison guards only went there at mealtimes, and usually did not dare to approach his cell, because as long as Li Hao approached, Li Hao would go to the prison. He will stop them: "Hey, who is that, come here."

If any jailer refuses to go after hearing this sentence, Li Hao will yell that he will crash to death here...

But if someone passes by, hehe, then Li Hao will manipulate that person in different ways until he is exhausted.

In the afternoon of the next day, Shaoqing Luo Yulong came again. Li Hao had a special status, so he had to check in person from time to time to be at ease, and only after checking in person could he truthfully answer Li Hao's situation when asked by the emperor.

As soon as Luo Yulong entered the prison of Dali Temple, all the wardens rushed forward and knelt down at Luo Yulong's feet, as if a kidnapped child had found their parents, and cried wildly as they pulled Luo Yulong's robe, scaring Luo Yulong for a while. Jump.

"Get up, get up, why are you crying, don't talk about it, what a shame! Everyone get up..." Luo Yulong shouted eagerly, and finally stopped the extremely excited prison guards.

When all the wardens got up, Luo Yunlong frowned and asked coldly: "What happened, why are you crying like this, what a shame!"

The head of the prison cried out with snot and tears: "Master Shaoqing, this Li Hao... Li Hao... Li Hao..."

He hesitated to speak three times, not because he stuttered, but because he really didn't know what to say about Li Hao, because he couldn't find any vicious words to describe it.

"What's wrong with Li Hao! Tell me!" Seeing him hesitating, Luo Yulong couldn't help but pick up his heart, for fear that something might happen to Li Hao.

The head of the prison was sobbing, he had temporarily lost his ability to speak, and a young jailer on the side was still crying and shouting: "This Li Hao is too deceitful!"

"Yes, it's too much to deceive people, it's almost lawless!" All the jailers echoed their words one after another.

"Oh?" Luo Yulong raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and hurriedly asked, "How did he deceive people so much? How did he become lawless? Tell me."

Just when the cell boss recovered his strength, he told Li Hao all kinds of unreasonable demands in detail, including the matter of Li Hao slamming into the wall and threatening them.

Luo Yulong raised his eyebrows one after another after hearing this, and his heart was filled with anger, but he didn't break out. He gritted his teeth and groaned angrily: "Go, take me to have a look."

Luo Yulong, led by the prison guards, came to the outside of Li Hao's luxurious cell. Through the wooden fence, he saw a thick camel hair carpet in the cell, with furniture such as tables, chairs, beds, toilets, etc. Sitting on the couch, there is a set of strange tea sets on the couch, Li Hao is humming a little tune to make Kung Fu tea, that looks like he is not in jail, he is just here for vacation.

Luo Yulong's face became ugly, he really wanted to turn his ass and leave, and then go to Li Shimin to complain, but he didn't dare, what if Li Shimin scolded him for being incompetent?Letting a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy do whatever he wants in his own prison, and he insisted on turning the prison into a resort. Isn't this incompetence?
Luo Yulong suppressed his anger, let the cell boss open the cell door, and walked in. Only then did Li Hao realize that Luo Yulong had arrived, and quickly put on a smile on his face, put down the teapot, and said with exaggerated enthusiasm: "Oh, Mr. Luo Come on, come on, please sit down, please sit down."

Even though Luo Yulong knew that Li Hao's enthusiasm was fake, he didn't want to hit the smiling person with his hand, but he just shook his head indifferently: "Sit down."

Li Hao picked up a cup of tea with a smile, handed it to Luo Yulong, and said sincerely: "Master Luo, come and taste the Kung Fu tea I made."

Luo Yulong looked at the teacup in his hand, and asked doubtfully, "Is this tea?"

Li Hao nodded: "It's guaranteed to be true."

Although Luo Yulong kept secretly reminding himself that this time he was angry with Li Hao, he still couldn't help the curiosity in his heart, took the teacup from Li Hao's hand, took a sip, and his two eyebrows immediately knit together :"so bitter."

"Is it bitter? How could it be bitter?" Li Hao picked up another cup of tea from the table with a blank expression, and took a sip, "It's not bitter."

Luo Yulong snorted coldly: "I'm afraid your tongue is broken."

Li Hao scratched his head and thought for a while, then suddenly exclaimed: "Oops, I was going to make a cup of tea with arsenic to poison rats, so it wouldn't be the cup in your hand!"

Luo Yulong's body shook, his face turned pale with fright, he quickly threw away the teacup, reached into his mouth and plucked furiously, which made him retch continuously, but he didn't spit out anything.

Li Hao suddenly smiled and said: "Lord Luo, don't be so excited, I'm just joking, don't take it too seriously."

Luo Yulong immediately froze in place. After being stunned for a moment, he flew into a rage, pointed at Li Hao, jumped up and cursed: "Li Hao, you Shuzi! How dare you play tricks on me! You Shuzi! Shuzi..."

Like a normal person, Li Hao waved his hands with a playful smile: "Master Luo, don't get excited, don't get excited, you are getting old, getting angry is bad for your health, be careful of your blood pressure going up."

"You..." Luo Yulong pointed at Li Hao angrily, trembling with anger, as if he had been hit by what Li Hao said, as expected, his blood pressure rose and he began to feel dizzy.

"You wait!" Luo Yulong had no other choice, he stared and shouted, "I will go and report all your deeds to the sage now, you just stay here slowly!" After finishing speaking, he turned around and left .

Taking advantage of him not going far, Li Hao laid down on the recliner leisurely, and said leisurely: "It's good to stay here, it's very comfortable."

Hearing this, Luo Yulong stopped in his tracks, turned his head and glared at him again, snorted angrily, and flung his sleeves away.

When everyone left, the smile on Li Hao's face disappeared instantly. He stood up from the couch, looked at the direction Luo Yulong left with his hands behind his back, thoughtfully, and after a long while helplessly sighed: "Oh, this The role of the bastard...will have to be played for several years."

After returning home, Luo Yulong was busy writing notes, and then went directly to the Taiji Palace to ask the face saint. Li Shimin received him in the Ganlu Hall, and Luo Yulong handed over the memorial, which listed Li Hao's evil deeds in prison. Counting it out, Luo Yulong's writing skills are good. After adding more oil and sauce, Li Hao has become a heinous villain.

Li Shimin raised his eyebrows after reading it, and then slowly raised his eyebrows, his expression became very complicated. Luo Yulong carefully watched every change of Li Shimin's expression from below, feeling extremely disturbed in his heart. For some reason, he suddenly felt a little regretful. You shouldn't come to Li Shimin to complain on the spur of the moment.

"This bastard." Li Shimin cursed indifferently, threw the memorial on the imperial case, then stood up slowly, pacing back and forth in front of the case with his hands behind his back.

Seeing him silent for a long time, Luo Yulong didn't dare to disturb him, and kept bowing and waiting, occasionally raising his eyes to take a peek.

After a long time, Li Shimin stopped suddenly, turned to face Luo Yulong, and said coldly: "Let him toss in prison, I want to see how he can do this."

"Your order." Luo Yulong didn't expect that Li Shimin didn't punish Li Hao, he was very surprised, it can be seen that Li Shimin has attached great importance to Li Hao, so he hastily accepted the order and retreated.

After Luo Yulong left, Li Shimin went back to his seat and sat down, pondered for a while, and sighed helplessly: "This kid is talented in both civil and martial arts, why is he so lazy and virtuous? It really is... oh, what a waste."

As soon as he finished sighing, he heard someone laughing and asking at the door: "Which kid is your Majesty talking about?"

Li Shimin raised his eyes and got up in surprise: "Guanyin maidservant, why are you here?" After speaking, he walked up quickly.

"The concubine sees Your Majesty." Empress Changsun saluted with a smile, Li Shimin had already stepped forward to support her, and reprimanded, "You are in good shape, why are you running around here and there?"

Empress Changsun smiled and said: "Your Majesty forgot, Li Hao said in the recuperation prescription that letting the concubine take a walk every day is helpful for strengthening the body. The concubine came here while walking, and stopped by to see your majesty. "

Li Shimin helped her to his seat and sat down together, sighed depressedly: "Oh, I get a headache when I mention this Li Hao."

"Oh?" Empress Changsun raised her eyebrows when she heard the words, and said, "Your Majesty just said that the lazy boy is Li Hao?"

"Who else but him?" Li Shimin snorted angrily, "I have lived to this age, and I have never seen any kind of person. I have never seen or heard of a bastard like Li Hao."

Empress Changsun covered her mouth with a chuckle when she heard the words, and said: "But he is capable and has made a lot of contributions to the country. This makes it difficult for Your Majesty? Isn't it?"

Li Shimin rolled his eyes, although he didn't say anything, that expression was enough to express a sentence: "Isn't it."

Empress Changsun smiled lightly and said: "Li Hao has the grace to save my concubine's life. If my concubine speaks for him, it will be suspected of partiality. However, Li Hao is still young and his temperament has not yet settled down. As long as your majesty beats and teaches more, think It will surely lead him to the right path.”

"It's difficult." Li Shimin raised his head and sighed, "I asked him to go to the Imperial College to study, and I wanted Kong Yingda to teach him well, but I didn't expect...he actually beat Kong Yingda, this bastard..."

Empress Changsun thought for a while and asked, "Then how about handing him over to Wei Zheng to teach?"

Li Shimin shook his head resolutely when he heard the words: "Wei Zheng is what I left for the crown prince, Li Hao is an upright son, what can he do."

Empress Changsun was silent when she heard the words. Li Shimin was right. After all, Li Hao is someone else's child. How can he compare with his own child? Of course, Wei Zheng's strict teacher should be left to his own child. It's the prince, the heir apparent of the Tang Dynasty, how could Li Hao be able to match him.

If Li Hao heard Li Shimin's words, he would probably be moved to tears on the spot. If Wei Zheng was his teacher, he might have suicidal thoughts.

(End of this chapter)