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Chapter 60 Chapter 62: Contract Couple
Cheng Yaojin insisted on using force to decide who sits in the high hall, which made Changsun Wuji very headache. He decided to throw the problem to Li Hao in desperation: "Li Hao, why don't you suggest a way, let us compare and see Who should sit in this high hall seat?"

Li Hao rolled his eyes and had an idea, suddenly faced the direction of Chang'an, bowed, and then said slowly: "Hao has received a lot of favor from the emperor, and has long regarded His Majesty as his reborn parent. Hao feels that this high hall position is Your Majesty should sit down."

Changsun Wuji and Cheng Yaojin were stunned for a moment, and they didn't dare to say anything. Li Hao carried the emperor out. What else could they say? Li Hao continued: "But your majesty is busy with state affairs, so he has no time to participate Hao’s wedding, but it’s okay.” He took out the imperial decree, put it on the seat, and said, “Seeing this imperial decree, if Hao sees His Majesty’s face, let’s use it to replace His Majesty.”

Cheng Yaojin smacked his lips and didn't say much, so Changsun Wuji could only nod helplessly: "Okay, Your Majesty is the Lord of the Tang Dynasty, and the people of the Tang Dynasty are all his subjects, and there is also a The word 'zi' is inside, haha."

Although he didn't grab the Gaotang position, Cheng Yaojin didn't grab it either, so everyone was even.

The next thing is to pay respects to heaven and earth, pay respects to the high hall, send to the bridal chamber, send off the bride, the wedding banquet begins, Li Hao specially set up a table of wine and banquet in the main hall, and arranged for all the bigwigs to sit down for the banquet.

Cheng Yaojin is not particular about this guy, he kept persuading him to drink, and he fed Li Hao to the point where he was drunk. Li Hao felt that the whole world was spinning, and the last trace of rationality sent a chord to his brain. Instructions, pretend to be drunk.

Not to mention, this trick is really effective, Li Hao slid under the table, and then pretended to be unconscious, Cheng Yaojin really let him go, and called Du Hong to take Li Hao away.

Du Hong supported Li Hao to leave. As soon as Li Hao got out of the yard, he scratched his throat vigorously. After only two times, he spat out a big puddle of filth, most of the food and wine he had just eaten. Li Hao suddenly felt much better. He said in a daze, "Help me to...the gazebo...to blow the air."

Du Hong hurriedly helped Li Hao to the backyard garden. There was a small artificial lake in the garden, and there was a pavilion in the middle of the lake. On this midsummer night, the evening breeze was blowing above the pavilion, which was a good place to enjoy the shade.

When she met Shi Xiaoyun on the road, Du Hong asked her to make some hangover soup and send it to the gazebo.

After drinking the hangover soup and blowing the cold wind in the pavilion for more than an hour, Li Hao's alcohol finally dissipated a lot. Although he still felt dizzy, at least he didn't have to stick his tongue out when speaking.

At this time, Du Hong said: "Master, today is your day of great joy, the new wife is still waiting for you in the room, this old servant will send you back to the room."

"Mrs. Xinhe." Li Hao complained, taking advantage of the alcohol, "I just met yesterday, we only met once, we are getting married today, and let me sleep with her, I'm not a stallion, it's too hasty , too hasty."

Du Hong was surprised and said: "Men and women are not allowed to meet before they get married. You have met once, young master. How can you be careless?"

Li Hao rolled his eyelids and said, "What do you know? People are about feelings. Feelings, do you understand? You can only be together if you love. This muddleheaded marriage and sex made me and... It’s like visiting a brothel.”

Du Hong hurriedly said: "Master be careful, this is a marriage bestowed by the emperor, don't talk nonsense."

"What's wrong with the emperor!" Li Hao yelled with wide eyes, "He's too lenient, he would have a hand in me when I got married, and even made trouble. he."

"I'm going to die! I'm going to die!" Du Hong was so frightened that he lost his soul, and quickly reached out to cover his mouth, "Young master, don't say it, please don't say it, all the adults are here today, if they hear it, they will die deal!"

"Get out of the way!" Li Hao threw away Du Hong's hand, rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't say it, don't say it, why cover my mouth, wash your hands after peeing, I'm a clean freak."

Seeing him stand up unsteadily, Du Hong hurried forward to support him: "Young Master, go back to your room and stop making trouble."

Li Hao smacked his mouth, rolled his eyes hard, felt sleepy, and waved his hand: "Well, go back to sleep."

Du Hong breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly helped Li Hao back to his room, and then left after sending him into the bridal chamber.

After Li Hao entered the bridal chamber, he saw the bride lying on the bed wearing a bright red robe. He stepped forward to take a closer look, and found that there were many ropes tied around her body, and her head was covered with a veil.

"Hey!" Li Hao laughed, "Why is there a crab tied up with five flowers."

As soon as the words fell, the bride kicked her legs hard and struggled, making a huh huh.

Li Hao was happy. He thought that he was the only one who was tied up to get married. He didn't expect the bride to be treated like this. He immediately regained his mental balance. He stepped forward to lift off the hijab, and Turandot's face was exposed. Hong Bu was staring at Li Hao vigorously with big eyes.

Li Hao tore off the red cloth scarf from her mouth again, hiccupped, and said, "Hey, why are you tied up like a zongzi?"

"It's not your fault!" Turandot yelled angrily, struggling hard, but it was useless.

"Hey, that's funny." Li Hao asked with wide eyes, "When did I hurt you? After I got off the ring, I didn't even see you. When did I tie you up?"

"You still have the face to say it!" Turandot was in a hurry, and his Chinese suddenly became fluent. "You won the ring with despicable means. My father and uncle forced me to marry you. If I refuse, they will marry you." Bind me like this..."

"Yo, you were forced to marry too." Li Hao was suddenly happy, because someone had suffered as badly as him, no, it was worse than him, at least now he wasn't tied into a zongzi, and he had earned [-] guan.

He suddenly felt that the little girl was quite pitiful, and his tone changed, and he asked, "Your name is Turandot?"

Turandot rolled his eyes and said something in a foreign language, Li Hao frowned: "If you don't speak human words, I won't let you go."

Turandot's aura suddenly weakened, and he replied in Chinese: "My name is Turandot."

"Okay, Turandot." Li Hao jumped onto the bed, sat cross-legged next to her, and said, "It's not very difficult for me to untie you, as long as you agree to sign a contract with me, I will untie you immediately."

Turandot looked confused: "What is the contract?"

"Don't pay attention to these details." Li Hao waved his hand and said, "I will tell you the general content of the contract directly. The content is that although we are married, we are only a couple in name, but we are not married."

"What is the matter of husband and wife?" Turandot was a curious baby.

This question is so embarrassing, Li Hao raised his eyebrows, and said with a smirk: "The thing for a husband and wife is to take off all their clothes and sleep together on the bed."

Turandot blushed when she heard this, and spat: "Who wants to sleep with you!"

"That's the best, there's no dispute about it." Li Hao continued, "In terms of life, I will ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing, and I will give you pocket money every month, but you are not allowed to control me, and I don't care what to do. Whatever, you are not allowed to control me."

"I don't care about anyone who wants your bad money." Turandot had a disdainful expression on his face.

"It's best not to have money, and it will save me money." Li Hao continued, "Also, you have to cooperate with me and play the role of my wife well, so that others can't see that we are a contract couple, even though you are an equal wife. , Ping’s wife is also a wife.”

Turandot rolled his eyes and thought about it, and felt that it was not too difficult, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I promise you."

"That's great, I'll write the contract right now." Li Hao got out of bed and fetched a pen and paper, ready to write the contract, before he wrote a few words, Turandot suddenly asked, "What did you write?"

"Contract." Li Hao said and picked it up and showed it to her.

One sentence from Turandot made Li Hao collapse: "I don't know how to read."

Li Hao was stunned for a moment, then sighed helplessly: "Okay, then we can only make an oral contract for the time being. I declare in advance that I am a very moral person, and there is absolutely no problem with my reputation." He couldn't help but blush a little at this point , It seems that my skin is not thick enough.

Turandot understood the meaning of the words, and hurriedly said: "I never tell lies, you untie me first."

Li Hao thought for a while, and said: "You still have to promise me that you will start learning calligraphy tomorrow. Without a written contract, I have no idea."

Turandot said in a daze, "Who taught me?"

Li Hao was stunned for a moment, yes, who can teach her to read, I must not have that patience, send her to school, don't be ridiculous, this is the Tang Dynasty.

He couldn't think of a good solution for a while, so he could only perfunctoryly say: "You should do it first, and I will find a way to solve it. I will hire a female gentleman to teach you."

Turandot nodded in agreement, and Li Hao then untied her.

After the rope on Turandot's body was untied, he couldn't wait to jump out of the bed to move his hands and feet. Li Hao said with a smile: "Look, I will keep my word. If I say I will untie you, I will untie you..."

"Pa" Before he finished speaking, Turandot slapped Li Hao on the face. Li Hao was completely stunned. Untied, you still hit me?"

Turandot babbled a bunch of foreign languages ​​in a stern voice, but Li Hao couldn't understand a single word, so he shouted depressedly: "Speak human language!"

Turandot said: "Whoever asked you to insult me ​​in the ring, I only promised to ignore you, and I didn't promise not to beat you."

Li Hao wanted to cry, but he was played with word games by a girl who didn't speak Chinese well. He almost doubted his IQ. In the end, he found an excuse for himself. Not sober.

That night, Turandot slept on the big bed, and Li Hao slept on the couch. The couch was actually a bit similar to the sofa of later generations. No one had such a miserable wedding night.

(End of this chapter)