Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 600 Chapter 617: Pit Silla Envoys
Li Hao whispered in Liu Xuanji's ear for a long time, and after finishing speaking, Liu Xuanji exclaimed in surprise: "My lord! How can this be done! It's all from our Great Tang..."

Li Hao raised his hand to stop him, and said with a smile: "Don't get excited, I don't really want to give it to them, because His Majesty wants to destroy Silla, but the ministers dissuade him, the purpose of my king asking you to do this is to make Silla To irritate the officials in the court, especially those pedantic civil servants, understand?"

Liu Xuanji thought for a while, and gradually, a smirk appeared on his face, he nodded and said: "Understood, this move of Master Uncle is really too shady, if Silla really dared to do that, those civil servants would probably have to kill him with gold." The flesh of Chunqiu was bitten off."

Li Hao raised his eyebrows, and said with a relaxed face: "Who asked them to swell their faces every day to make them fat, and to pose as a big country? Is this a big country's posture? This is really a stupid country's posture!"

Pei Miao asked curiously: "What bad idea did you discuss?"

Li Hao pointed to Liu Xuanji with a smile: "Ask your apprentice."

Liu Xuanji hurried to Pei Miao's ear, and muttered for a while, and when he finished speaking, Pei Miao also showed a smirk, looked up at Li Hao, and said, "You are too bad, junior brother, you are trying to deceive people again, no! , is the pit country, alas, Silla is so pitiful."

"Poor fart!" Li Hao rolled his eyes and snorted coldly, "They're just a bunch of sluts. Compared with the Wa Kingdom, I like to cheat on them."

Pei Miao asked curiously, "Why, did the Silla people offend you?"

Li Hao said leisurely: "If they don't commit crimes, my plan will fail. If my plan succeeds, it means that they deserve to die."

Pei Miao heard the words and thought about it carefully, then slowly nodded and said: "That's the truth, if they keep their own way and respect Datang, your plan will fail, and naturally you won't be able to trap them."

"So, if they are cheated, they will be the ones to blame!" Li Hao turned his head to face Liu Xuanji, and said, "Xuanji, I will arrange for Wang Shi and Wang Lei to meet you later, and let them bring all the information to you you."

"Yes, Uncle Master!"

"Then I'll go back first." Li Hao went back after finishing speaking.

In the evening of the next day, the Chinese lanterns in Chang'an City were first lit, and there was a lot of excitement. As usual, the envoy of Silla, Pu Mingshun, walked out of the Sifang Pavilion and headed west. He was going to the Zuixiang Building to drink flowers and wine. This was his first time in the Tang Dynasty. After he came to Datang, he realized that Datang was so prosperous, so prosperous that it dazzled him. In comparison, the capital of Silla was almost the same as the rural town of Datang. After staying in Chang'an for the past few days, he found that Datang Tang’s brothel is really a good place. Although Silla also has a brothel, the women there are simply incomparable with Tang women. Due to the ethnic characteristics of Silla, most people have flat faces and single eyelids, regardless of gender, so The probability of getting a beautiful woman is really low. Even if there is a beautiful woman, she is not so beautiful. It is incomparable with the beauties of Datang, so he goes to Zuixianglou to drink flowers and wine every day these days. .

Pu Mingshun was happily leading a group of guards towards Zuixiang Tower, when suddenly, a loud voice from the side of the road stopped him: "Sir, please stay!"

Pu Mingshun turned his head and found a fortune-telling booth beside the street. In front of the booth, a Taoist priest in Taoist robes with gray temples was looking at him with a smile.

"You called me?" Park Mingshun pointed to himself.

"Yes, sir, you can't go any further." The Taoist suddenly put away his smile and nodded solemnly.

Pu Mingshun walked to the hexagram booth and looked at the Taoist priest, and asked puzzledly, "Why can't we move forward?"

The Taoist said slowly: "Your Excellency, the people are bluish-purple, the seal hall is vermilion black, and there is a scarlet aura lingering above the heavenly spirit. This is an ominous omen, and the white tiger is in the west right now. If you go further, Even if a great evil meets a great evil, I am afraid that once gone there will be no turning back."

"What!" Pu Mingshun frowned suddenly, "You mean I will die?"

"Of course." The Taoist nodded slowly, pointed to his banner, and said proudly, "I, Liu Banxian, read astrology and fortune-telling, and I never make mistakes."

Pu Mingshun looked at his banner, and there were four large characters "immortal guides the way".

At this time, a guard next to Pu Mingshun stepped forward and whispered in Pu Mingshun's ear: "My lord, don't believe him, I heard that there are many charlatans like Datang, how can there be such a mysterious thing."

Although his voice was low, the Taoist priest still heard it. The Taoist priest laughed and said, "I, Liu Banxian, have never lied to people. If you don't believe me, well, the Taoist priest here has a magic talisman to block evil spirits. I will give it to you for free today. You can wear it on your body." , can block the evil spirit a little bit."

The Taoist priest handed out a talisman folded into a triangle. Park Mingshun took the talisman and asked the letter, "With this talisman, I will be safe from accidents?"

"No." The Taoist shook his head and said, "If you insist on going forward, this talisman can only save your life and prevent you from catastrophe, but you will inevitably suffer from bloodshed."

"Really?" Park Mingshun had a look of disbelief.

The Taoist smiled and said: "Of course it's true. Taoist, I set up a stall here every day to tell fortunes. If I'm not sure, your Excellency will open the Taoist's stall tomorrow."

"Okay!" Pu Mingshun put the talisman into his arms and said, "If you're not sure, I'll come tomorrow and smash your business, let's go!"

Park Mingshun continued walking forward with a group of guards.

Arriving at Zuixiang Tower, the bustard greeted her with a smile and said, "Ah, Mr. Jin is here, honored guest..."

When Pu Mingshun came out to visit the kilns, he naturally disguised himself as a Tang Dynasty man, and his pseudonym was Jin Dayong. I don’t know how he came up with such an earthy name. Most foreigners have Chinese names like this. Anyway, it’s earth. These days, he comes to Zuixianglou every day. , and with a generous shot, the bustard naturally knew him.

Pu Mingshun's eyes seemed to grow on the top of his head, and the doorman raised his head high, and said loudly: "Let Miss Tianxiang accompany me to drink!"

Miss Tianxiang is the top card in Zuixianglou, and the appearance fee is very high. Pu Mingshun is not short of money, and she comes to have some Tianxiang every day, and today is no exception.

The old bustard showed distress when he heard the words, and said: "Uncle Jin, I'm sorry, Tianxiang has a visitor today."

"What, Tianxiang has a visitor before it gets dark?" Pu Mingshun was not very happy immediately, but he was not a local after all, so he was not that courageous, so he tentatively asked, "What kind of visitor is it? Why don't you ask for me?" Ask, I will pay double the price, give him half, and ask if he can give me Tianxiang?"

The old bustard still wondered: "Uncle Jin, to tell you the truth, the guest who ordered Tianxiang is a Jianghu man, so fierce, that's all. Tianxiang is thirty guan for a drink, but he is only willing to give ten. If you don't want to beat someone, Xiaodian doesn't want to make a big deal, so he wronged Tianxiang."

"What! How unreasonable!" Hearing this, Park Mingshun stared and shouted, "This is Chang'an, at your... this is the emperor's feet, how dare he make trouble! Come, take me to meet him! The guards behind me are all experts, look See what he can do!"

"Uncle Jin, don't do it, the shop just wants to do business safely..." the old bustard shook his head and persuaded.

"No, you must take me there, in which room..."

The old bustard couldn't stand Pu Mingshun's yelling, so she had to take Pu Mingshun upstairs to a room, and just outside the room, she heard Miss Tianxiang begging from inside: "Master, don't, don't do this, I can't drink anymore ..." The voice was so pitiful that it was heartbreaking to hear.

Pu Mingshun kicked open the door and rushed in with seven or eight guards. When he entered the door, he saw a brown-haired barbarian from the Western Regions with a high nose bridge pinching Tianxiang's mouth and force-feeding wine into her mouth. Tianxiang was begging for mercy. .

"Let go!" Pu Mingshun yelled, and wanted to rush up to rescue Tianxiang, but he suddenly realized that he didn't know martial arts, so he stopped after taking a step.

The barbarian from the Western Regions was disturbed by others, he was furious immediately, and shouted: "Get out!" While speaking, he grabbed the jug and threw it at Pu Mingshun. This barbarian's martial arts is obviously not weak, not only did Pu Mingshun fail to react, Even the group of guards behind him didn't have time to react. With a "crack", the jug hit Pu Mingshun's head and shattered, spilling wine all over Pu Mingshun. Pu Mingshun fell to the ground, holding his head With a scream, the guards behind hurried forward to protect Pu Mingshun, and the two helped Park Mingshun check his injuries.

When Pu Mingshun let go of his hand, he saw that his hands were covered with blood. He screamed in horror, and directly used Silla language: "Fart! Fart! (blood)"

After screaming strangely a few times, Park Mingshun realized that he was only bleeding and would not die, so he yelled angrily, "Why are you still watching! Hit him!"

Hearing the sound, seven or eight guards rushed forward one after another, drew their swords and surrounded the barbarian from the Western Regions.

The barbarian from the Western Regions pushed Tianxiang aside, sneered, and took out two smooth wooden sticks from his waist, each of which was more than three feet long, very easy to carry.

"It turns out that you are not from the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to show mercy." The Hu man grinned sarcastically, and rushed towards a guard while he was speaking. The guard wailed in the end.

The rest of the guards rushed up one after another, and the barbarian was as vigorous as a monkey. He flew over the table and jumped out of the encirclement. screamed.

This barbarian is so powerful that he looked like a phantom when he made his move. The guards of Silla couldn't see how he made the move. They were all knocked down by him in just a moment. The room was full of people lying in disorder. All screaming there.

Pu Mingshun was stunned and turned around to run away. The barbarian stepped forward, locked his throat with a stick, and said with a grinning smile, "Where are you going!"

"Sir... my lord, please forgive me..." Pu Mingshun's knees softened and he knelt down on the ground. He didn't know how to address him respectfully, so he could only address him as your lord. After all, although he can speak Chinese, he is not proficient in terms of address. Only understand the appellation above the officialdom.

The barbarian sneered: "Forgive me? How can you deserve my mercy?"

Pu Mingshun hurriedly said: "I... I am the envoy of Silla. I just finished meeting the Emperor Tang. You can't kill me, otherwise you won't be able to escape!"

"Oh, people from Silla?" The barbarian was stunned for a moment, and then snorted coldly, "I didn't want to kill you at first, but now I can't do without you. You Silla just encroached on the land of our Tang Dynasty, so you killed it first. You can charge some interest." After he said that, he raised his stick high and was about to hit Pu Mingshun on the head.

Pu Mingshun opened his mouth and yelled wildly, his crotch was wet a lot, accompanied by a large area of ​​macula, which was yellow in stool.

(End of this chapter)