Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 63 Chapter 65: Brothel
For Du He and Zhao Jie, "surprise" is absolute, and "joy" is not. This can be seen from their bewildered expressions.

Du He was stunned for a long time, and finally realized that the situation was not good, so he hurriedly said to Cheng Chumo, "Brother Cheng, you must be honest in life. We gave it to you...you accepted the gift."

He just wanted to say that they gave the money, but he thought it was too insulting to say so, so he changed it to a gift, which would be very spiritual.

The ancient people were so strange, it was obviously a transaction, they insisted on wrapping it with some beautiful things, so as not to pollute themselves with the stench of money.

Cheng Chumo was not so particular, and raised his eyebrows and said: "You have indeed given the money, but, as I said just now, the time has expired, and now you still owe me a thousand guan, if you want me to help, then you can renew the fee by another five dollars." One hundred guan, and make up for the one thousand guan owed, a total of five hundred guan, give me the money."

God!Du He and Zhao Jie collapsed in an instant, [-] coins, where did they find so much money, when did Cheng Chumo become so desperate for money.

Those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black. Cheng Chumo has cooperated with Li Hao for so long, if he doesn't get a little greedy for money, he will be too unprogressive.

Cheng Chumo saw that the two of them stopped talking as soon as money was mentioned, and already guessed that they were poor ghosts, he raised his eyebrows and shrugged and said: "Since you have no money, I'm sorry, my appearance fee is very expensive, I'll go first , remember, you owe me a thousand strings." After speaking, she turned around and was about to leave.

"Wait a minute!" The three of them spoke at the same time, but Du He, Zhao Jie and Li Hao actually tried to persuade Cheng Chumo to stay.

Cheng Chumo turned to look at the three of them, and asked impatiently, "What else is there?"

Li Hao was the first to say with a grin: "They don't have money, but I have money. Your appearance fee is [-] guan, so I'll pay [-] guan. You help me beat these two guys into pigs."

Du He and Zhao Jie trembled when they heard the words, and looked at Cheng Chumo in horror, he wouldn't be so unscrupulous.

Cheng Chumo shook his head, Li Hao was so disappointed, Du He and Zhao Jie were so happy, they thought Cheng Chumo rejected Li Hao, just wanted to sing praises to Cheng Chumo, unexpectedly Cheng Chumo grinned wickedly: "Li Hao, you are so rich, just five hundred How is it enough, how about this, you pay a thousand guns, and I help you beat them until their mothers don't even recognize them, how about it?"

Du He and Zhao Jie almost fainted, this is too frankly immoral, for a little money, it is faster to turn over the face than to turn over the book.

But Li Hao readily agreed: "Okay, after being with me for so long, I really have some business acumen, a thousand guan is worth a thousand guan, you have to be more ruthless, or I will give you a bad review."

"Okay!" Cheng Chumo yelled happily, and waved to the two younger brothers, "Brothers, come to work!" After saying that, he rushed to Du He first, and Du He ran away in fright.

More than ten minutes later, Du He and Zhao Jie lay on the ground and howled helplessly, their bodies were covered in bruises, and their faces were swollen like steamed buns. Although they hadn't reached the level where their mothers couldn't recognize them, they were almost there. .

Li Hao stepped forward and walked around the two goods twice, then gave Cheng Chumo a thumbs up in satisfaction: "Well, the craftsmanship is good, and it's worth a thousand guan."

"It's fine if you're satisfied." Cheng Chu walked forward and patted Li Hao's shoulder with a smile, and said, "We haven't seen each other for a while, why don't you... have a drink or two?"

Li Hao shook his head: "You know I don't like drinking, besides... your wine tastes just like your father's, even if I want to drink, I won't drink with you."

"Then, I'm not happy when you say that." Cheng Chumo patted him on the shoulder and said, "Let's drink less, the important thing is...to see beauties." Speaking of the word "beauty", he almost raised his eyebrows His head was raised, and he smiled extremely wretchedly.

With a wretched smile on Li Hao's face, he quickly raised his eyebrows and asked, "How beautiful?"

Cheng Chu laughed silently: "The number one beauty in Chang'an, is she beautiful enough?"

"No. [-] in Chang'an? Let's play it!" Li Hao sneered, he didn't believe it, besides... Tang Chao regarded fat as beauty, who knew that the beauties in Cheng Chumo's eyes weighed hundreds of catties.

Cheng Chumo said seriously, "It's not me bragging to you. They really have such a name. If you don't believe me, you can go and see with me. If it's not beautiful, I'll tell you what to do."

"Hiss—" Li Hao took a deep breath, "You dare to swear such a poisonous oath, it seems that she is not an ordinary beauty, um, I was moved by your words, let's go and have a look."

Li Hao and the three brothers of the Cheng family returned to Chang'an City together, and then came to the Chunfeng Deyi Building. When they arrived at the door, Li Hao saw many coquettish women with heavy make-up on the balcony on the second floor holding handkerchiefs to the men on the street. All kinds of flirting and hooking up, dare to love this is actually a brothel.

Li Hao was so disappointed, he thought Cheng Chumo was talking about a rich lady, but he didn't expect it to be a brothel woman with jade arms, thousands of pillows, and red lips.

"It's here." Cheng Chumo pointed to the big signboard of Chunfeng Deyi Building, and looked at Li Hao with a smile. Li Hao turned around and left without saying anything.

Cheng Chumo grabbed him and said, "Hey, where are you going?"

"Go home." Li Hao replied very unhappy.

Cheng Chumo was quite intelligent, guessed what Li Hao was thinking, and said with a smile: "Don't rush away, the beauty we saw today is a high-spirited lady who sells her skills but not her body, and ah, this girl is very Literary talent, especially good at poetry, many sons of princely families not only spend a lot of money, but also study poetry hard in order to see her."

Li Hao's expression became very exciting, it really is Yan Ruyu in the book, it's a bit like when he was a child trying to learn how to write love letters in order to chase girls.

Cheng Chumo said again: "Usually, it's rare for Miss Qin to show up once. Today is different. Today, Miss Qin holds a poetry club here. During the banquet, she will meet friends with poetry. Those who can win the first prize with poetry can have a drink alone with Miss Qin Su." Word poetry."

Li Hao felt that this scene was a bit familiar. Why does it feel like a modern star? Can this poetry club be understood as a concert?

While talking, a middle-aged woman with a slightly fat figure and a mid-aged woman walked out of the Chunfeng Deyi building. The powder on her face was as thick as wall dust. When she saw Cheng Chumo, the middle-aged woman immediately gave an exaggerated smile: "Oh, little girl!" Grandpa, why did you come here, the poetry meeting is about to start, usually you are the first to come..."

Li Hao looked at Cheng Chumo with a strange expression: "Do you understand poetry?"

Cheng Chumo shook his head straightforwardly: "I don't understand, I just came to see the beautiful women. In your words... I'm so familiar."

Li Hao was sweating wildly, and then he saw Cheng Chumo take out a big golden cake from his bosom and stuff it into the woman who looked like a bustard, the bustard narrowed her eyes with joy, and led them inside.

Li Hao asked in surprise: "Why did you give her so much money, there are gold cakes worth more than a dozen taels, and it would be more than 100 taels in exchange for money!"

Cheng Chumo said indifferently: "This is the entrance fee for the four of us poetry club."

Yes, this is a concert, and tickets are required.

The bustard led them to a private room on the second floor, Cheng Chumo glanced at it, and asked dissatisfiedly, "Aunt Feng, why did you give me such a crappy room?"

Aunt Feng smiled apologetically, and repeatedly apologized: "Young master, I'm so sorry, you came too late, and I reserved this room for you."

Cheng Chumo was quite generous, and didn't care about her, he waved him away, then brought Li Hao to the window, opened the window, and immediately he could see the entire hall on the first floor.Then Cheng Chumo introduced: "When the time comes, Miss Qin Su will discuss poetry with everyone in the hall on this floor. Alas, it's a pity that I don't understand these..."

It's rare for Li Hao to see Cheng Chumo so attracted to female sex. Seeing him like this, he immediately became more curious about what kind of beauty made Cheng Chumo's unrequited love.

Not long after, a burst of string music sounded, and a group of beauties stepped and danced into the hall on the first floor. In an instant, the windows of all the rooms on the second and third floors were opened, and seven or eight beauties were seen dancing in the hall. Wearing a light yellow wide-sleeved dance skirt, she has a graceful figure, but unfortunately her face is covered with a veil, so she can't see clearly.

Fortunately, all the spectators were already boiling. Of course, they didn't shout or make noise, because that would look very unqualified. Their eyes were all fixed on the masked dancer girl without blinking. Li Hao almost They can be heard swallowing.

"How about it, how about it, it looks good, I'll say it looks good." Cheng Chumo beside him was very excited and asked Li Hao in a low voice.

Li Hao rolled his eyes at him, he didn't even see his face, so he asked if he looked good, and if he took off the veil, would he ask me if I ejaculated?

Li Hao ignored him and continued to watch the dance. The dance was quite long, and it was really beautiful. I have to admit that the Tang Dynasty was an era when singing and dancing were prevalent. Is there any difference between the current situation and the concert?

The song and dance lasted for about 8 minutes, and finally ended. All the dancers ended with a posture of circling, sitting on their legs and half raising their cloud sleeves, and then the other dancers left the stage, only the masked girl who led the dance remained.

The masked girl got up and bowed to everyone, and said slowly: "My family has made a fool of myself." The voice was very nice.

Many people returned the salute one after another, as if they had made an appointment, they replied in unison: "Miss Qin is tired."

At this time, Cheng Chumo suddenly said loudly: "Don't show your ugliness, don't show your ugliness, Miss Qin's dance is beautiful, so beautiful!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone's eyes were fixed on their window, contemptuous eyes, contemptuous eyes, still contemptuous eyes, Li Hao hurriedly covered his face, alas, it's embarrassing, it's so embarrassing, and he is really brain-dead, How could he come to the kiln with this rammed goods, just go shopping, and participate in some poetry fairs, which cell in Cheng Chumo's body has something to do with poetry.

Qin Su, on the other hand, bowed silently to Cheng Chu generously, and said with a smile, "Thank you for your praise, sir."

Cheng Chumo hurriedly patted Li Hao triumphantly: "Hey, see, see, she's talking to me, talking to me."

Li Hao looked at him, his eyes became very complicated. After holding back for a long time, he patted Cheng Chumo's shoulder deeply, and said, "Son, your parents owe you a condom."

Cheng Chumo asked blankly, "What do you mean?"

"do not mind the details."

In the hall, Qin Su had already stepped back. She was going to change her clothes. After all, dancers' costumes were too cumbersome, so she naturally had to change into casual clothes to participate in the poetry meeting.

The more beautiful a woman is, the slower she changes clothes, but Qin Su changes clothes very quickly. Five minutes later, she reappeared in the hall on the first floor wearing a light red shirt with large sleeves.

She didn't cover her face this time, Li Hao saw her face clearly and was stunned.

(End of this chapter)