Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 706 Chapter 725: Funny Brothers
"I'm a dark horse? Am I... of great use?" Li Zhi looked at Li Hao in a daze. He had heard Li Hao say the word "dark horse" before, and he knew what it meant. He couldn't believe it. He waved his hands and said with a smile, "Poetry mad, don't make trouble..."

"It's you, stop making trouble, Your Highness." Li Hao said seriously, "Your Highness, you are really a dark horse."

"Me? Dark horse?" Li Zhi pointed to his nose, and stared at Li Hao carefully, to see if he had a relapse, but seeing Li Hao's serious face, he didn't seem to be suffering from it.

Li Hao nodded: "That's right, Your Highness, tell me the important thing three times, you are really a dark horse."

Li Zhi spread his hands helplessly: "Okay, you can say yes, but can you tell me why I am a dark horse? My father is helpless about this matter, you don't think that what I say is more effective than what my father said? "

"Sometimes it is true." Li Hao smiled secretly and said, "But Your Highness must follow my method."

"Okay, I understand." Li Zhi nodded and said, "I will support sending troops to Tubo tomorrow morning."

Li Haodao: "Your Highness, it's not just that simple, you need to master the timing, tone, and attitude."

Li Zhi was taken aback when he heard the words, he felt very complicated, so he asked: "How to master these things?"

Li Haodao: "In terms of timing, you can just act according to my wink. In terms of tone and attitude, you have to be tough, so tough that there is no doubt about it. Whoever dares to oppose sending troops, you will scold him angrily!"

Li Zhi looked at Li Hao in puzzlement when he heard the words: "Why is this so?"

Li Hao said: "Your Highness doesn't need to ask so many questions, just remember what I said, you must be tough, and if anyone objects, you can just stare at him! You must look vicious and angry!"

Li Zhi frowned and scratched his head when he heard the words: "It's so difficult."

Li Haodao: "For you, it is indeed a bit difficult, after all, you are known as an honest person."

"Poetry mad, are you praising me?"

"That's right, obviously, I'm praising you for being honest." Li Hao raised his eyebrows and said, "Come on, practice your facial expressions first, and show me a fierce facial expression."

Li Zhi immediately frowned, and one eye was big and the other was small.

"Ahem..." Li Hao tapped on the table, "Your Highness, I want you to be cruel, not to make people laugh, you want to be angry, angry..."

Hearing this, Li Zhi changed his expression again, his eyes stared so hard that they were round, and he forced his double eyelids to become single eyelids, revealing a large area of ​​white.

"Hiss—" Li Hao took a breath, smacked his lips and said, "Your Highness, haven't you lost your temper? Do you know what anger is?"

"Of course I was angry before." Li Zhi stared until his eyes hurt, rubbed his eyes, and said, "It's just been many years, and I forgot."

"Okay..." Li Hao thought for a while and said, "Let me help you, you can imagine, if the woman you love the most now puts a cuckold on you and sleeps with other men You got caught..."

"Stop!" Li Zhi raised his hand suddenly, frowned at Li Haodao, and said in a very bad tone, "Poetry Man, what are you talking about, what do you want my beloved woman to sleep with other men..."

"Don't move!" Li Hao pointed at Li Zhi, and said pleasantly, "That's it, keep it! Keep it! Be a little more angry, and imagine that a dog and a woman are kneeling in front of you in disheveled clothes..."

Li Zhi was brought into the drama for a second by Li Hao's words, imagining Wu Meiniang doing that with other men, his eyebrows were slightly raised, his eyelids were slightly deformed, and the smooth eyelids appeared angular due to the twitching of the eye muscles. At the same time, the muscles in his cheeks bulged, and the series of facial expressions did not change much, neither staring nor deeply frowning, but just like that, Li Zhi expressed a kind of anger, and, After all, he is a prince, with the aura of a high-ranking person. At this moment, the aura is exuded, and he is not angry. Even Li Hao is slightly startled. He has never seen Li Zhi's angry expression before. It turned out to be like this. As the saying goes, kind people generally don't get angry. Once they get angry, the other party doesn't even have a chance to kneel down. Li Zhi's expression made Li Hao feel the truth of this sentence. When honest people get angry, they look like Really scary.

Li Zhi clenched his fists tightly, gritted his teeth, and trembled all over. He was too involved in the scene. Li Hao was afraid that he might go crazy, so he got up and walked in front of him. Call out: "The soul is back!"

Li Zhi was out of action in a second, looking at Li Hao with sweat on his face, panting heavily, Li Hao smacked his lips when he saw this, and said, "Your Highness, don't be so serious."

"It's not you!" Li Zhi rolled his eyes and complained, "What kind of bad idea did you come up with? I won't do it. I don't want to imagine my woman with other men..."

"Okay, let me think about another one." Li Hao sat on Li Zhi's desk, thought for a while, and said, "Well, imagine it, if... your father... ah no, if I die, I will be killed by you." The villain killed it, and now the villain is standing in front of you."

"What kind of mess are you talking about..." Li Zhi was speechless for a while, and suddenly said, "No, did you mean to say that if my father died?"

"Absolutely not!" Li Hao shook his head resolutely. In fact, he really wanted to say that just now, but...hehe, it's better not to seek death.

"You are not allowed to curse my father." Li Zhi said in a warning tone.

Li Hao smiled and nodded: "I don't dare." If someone else was to be the prince, Li Hao would probably be cold, but fortunately Li Zhi regarded him as a good brother.

"Okay, let me now imagine that you were killed by a villain..." Li Zhi began to imagine as he spoke.

It really worked, and Li Zhi showed the angry expression just now, and Li Hao was relieved when he saw it. Sure enough, Li Zhi still treated him as his best friend, and this expression was not something he could pretend.

"The soul is back!" Li Hao woke up Li Zhi again.

Li Zhi immediately returned to normal.

After counting breaths, Li Hao suddenly said again: "Do it again! I was killed again!"

Li Zhi's face was full of anger when he heard the words, and after a while, Li Hao let him come back in a daze.

"Again! I was killed again!"

"The soul is back!"

"I was killed again!"

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After Li Hao was "killed" seven or eight times in a row, Li Zhi suddenly raised his hand and said, "Wait...wait a minute, let me take a rest, my face is a little tired."

Li Hao nodded, and said: "You have already managed to retract and release freely. It was really tiring at the beginning. After you go back and practice more, you will basically be able to use it tomorrow. In fact, you don't know. You look very angry. To scare people, if you want to scare anyone in the future, just imagine that I was killed by gangsters..."

Li Zhi's expression suddenly became very exciting. Now he can be sure that Li Hao's teasing disease has fallen again. Thinking about the kind of teasing he did with Li Hao just now, it seems that he is also teasing with him up.

After a long time, Li Hao came from the central hall to the side hall, toasted the ministers, but he didn't mention anything about helping at the court meeting tomorrow, until the banquet was over, Li Hao didn't say anything.

Because Li Hao didn't expect that Li Zhi would come today, and he didn't expect that after seeing Li Zhi, he would think of such a clever plan. Li Zhi is indeed a dark horse, but it has been forgotten by everyone. No one thinks that Li Zhi has the ability to influence As for the government, indeed, Li Zhi did not have that strength.

But this time, Li Hao was quite sure that he used Li Zhi as a dark horse to stun the courtiers. It seemed ridiculous and amusing for Li Hao and Li Zhi to practice anger in the middle hall, but Li Hao knew that this Zhao will have a miraculous effect when he arrives at the Tai Chi Hall tomorrow, and there is no need to ask these ministers for help.

After seeing off the ministers first, Li Hao came back to see off Li Zhi, and when Li Zhi arrived at the door, Li Hao suddenly whispered in Li Zhi's ear, "His Royal Highness, Wu Meiniang is pregnant... for four months?"

Li Zhi was shocked when he heard the words, looked at Li Hao with terrified eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "Poetry mad...you know all about it?"

"Your Highness, don't get excited." Li Hao waved his hands back to the left and right, and Li Zhi also told the guards beside him to back off.

Li Hao said in a low voice: "Your Highness, after all, Wu Meiniang was once His Majesty's woman. Your behavior like this has violated the principles of ethics."

"I..." Li Zhi lowered his head and said with guilt on his face, "I know, I know it's wrong for me to do this, but... I just like her, and I can't forget her no matter how much I want to forget, the more I remember... I I can't help myself..." He said at the end, almost crying.

Li Hao stretched out his hand and patted him on the shoulder, saying: "Your Highness, don't be like this. Emotional matters cannot be controlled by humans. I am often troubled by emotional matters. I can understand your feelings."

"You can understand me." Li Zhi grabbed Li Hao's arm excitedly when he heard the words, as if meeting a close friend, "I knew, Shi Kuang, you are my best friend, and you will definitely understand my difficulties."

"Shh, keep your voice down." Li Hao smiled and said, "Your Highness, this matter must not be leaked out, and the work of secrecy must be done well. If the emperor finds out... it will be bad for you. Forget it, I'm afraid the emperor's body won't be able to withstand such a blow."

"Yes, you must not let your father know." Li Hao raised his hand to wipe away his tears, and nodded vigorously.

Li Hao asked: "Your Highness, at the Ganye Temple, who is helping you with the confidentiality? Do you need my help?"

Li Zhi said: "I don't know who it is. Uncle once came to me and said that he would help me with it, but he just told me not to go to Meiniang again."

"Oh, my lord grandson." Li Hao nodded with a smile when he heard the words, but he didn't expect that he would actually be willing to take advantage of this loophole, so Li Hao asked, "Your Highness, if lord Changsun insists on opposing sending troops tomorrow morning, will you How to do?"

Li Zhi was taken aback when he heard the words, and was a little dazed. After all, Changsun Wuji was his own uncle, and he had done him such a big favor. .

(End of this chapter)