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Chapter 708 Chapter 727: Great court meeting

"You..." Changsun Wuji was extremely shocked when he heard the words. Fortunately, he had a strong concentration. With so many eyes watching him, he could only resist the shock and asked, "How do you know?"

"Is there anything I don't know." Li Hao looked at him with a smile, his face full of unfathomable meaning.

"How much do you know?" Changsun Wuji narrowed his eyes, with a cold light in them.

"As much as you know, I know as much." Li Hao grinned and said brightly, "For example... you are four or five months pregnant, and you help hide it."

"You..." Even though Changsun Wuji had the best concentration, he couldn't help it anymore. He pointed at Li Hao tremblingly, but he couldn't speak.

Li Haoyi grasped his fingers, leaned in front of him, and said with a smile: "Master Changsun, tell me, if I report and expose you, will you be able to recover?"

Changsun Wuji was afraid that he would say this, but Li Hao still said it, and he felt his blood pressure rise instantly and his head became dizzy.

Fortunately, Li Hao supported him, and asked with a pretentious concern: "My lord, grandson, are you okay? Well, tell me, you should take good care of yourself at home when you get older. You must be suffering from a cold this early in the morning. Why not?" I will send someone to take you back to the mansion."

"Don't worry about me, old man!" Changsun Wuji growled in anger.

Li Hao held him tightly again, his face was very close, if the eldest grandson Wuji was a woman, others would definitely think that Li Hao wanted to kiss him forcefully.

Li Hao whispered: "Master Changsun, there are so many people watching, please don't shout."

"You..." Changsun Wuji gritted his teeth and stared at Li Hao, and said, "You can't expose it, if you do, it will be bad luck for the crown prince, and His Majesty can't bear such a blow, you just gained power by relying on the favor , without the emperor and prince, you are nothing, you dare not expose it."

Li Hao grinned and said, "Master Changsun, are you saying these words...for yourself? To comfort yourself?"

Changsun Wuji was speechless for a moment, not to mention, his words seemed to be for Li Hao to listen to, to remind Li Hao, but in fact he was comforting himself and emboldening himself.

At this moment, there was a sound from the Suzaku Gate, and then the Imperial City Gate slowly opened.

Li Hao let go of his eldest grandson Wuji, patted his sleeves, and said calmly: "I can't help being scared, I'm just joking with you, I've scared you, if you don't have the guts, don't try to be brave, what are you trying to do, Let me give you a piece of advice, you won’t be able to climb that high branch, and be careful of falling yourself to death.” After he finished speaking, he turned around and walked towards the Zhuque Gate. Officials had to pay attention to the order of entering the Imperial City Gate and the Taiji Palace Gate, and they were sorted according to their official positions. , Li Hao used to walk behind, but now, he walks first.

Li Hao's quarrel with Changsun Wuji outside Suzaku's gate was not aimless, but a psychological tactic called "swapping offense and defense".

"Switching offensive and defensive positions" is very complicated to talk about, but it is very simple to understand. For example, if black and white teams are playing football, and the black team gets the ball, naturally they will try their best to attack, and the white team will try their best to attack. If White gets the ball, White will try to attack, and Black will try to defend. The attacking side will not defend, and the defending side will not attack.

Li Hao was worried that Changsun Wuji would threaten Li Zhi with the matter of Wu Meiniang, and he used this matter to threaten Changsun Wuji first. In fact, he also knew that Changsun Wuji could not be threatened by this alone. Changsun Wuji was right. , he didn't dare to reveal the matter, otherwise it would be too involved and it would not be able to end.

But that's just Changsun Wuji's guess. Li Hao is not a normal person. Everyone in the civil and military courts knows it. Who knows if he will really expose it. In this way, Changsun Wuji was worried that Li Hao would expose the matter. Will he still use this matter to threaten Li Zhi? Obviously not.

When he came to the Tai Chi Hall, the civil and military ministers stood in many rows. Before Li Shimin came, Li Hao looked back and looked at the back, and found that there were many new faces in the hall. Sure enough, from the 22nd year of Zhenguan to the 24th year of Zhenguan In the past three years, many ministers of the older generation in the court passed away, and the old ones retired. Now there are only a few nail households left in the court, and Changsun Wuji is undoubtedly one of the nail households. stand out.

Soon, a shout came from the apse: "The emperor is here!"

The ministers hurriedly put away their clothes, stood neatly in the queue, and waited with bowed heads.

Li Shimin walked from the apse with square steps. As soon as he arrived at the Tai Chi Hall, he saw Li Hao's shocking appearance. He felt his whole heart twitch: "This guy... what is he wearing today?"

All the ministers clearly saw Li Shimin's eyebrows tremble, and they naturally knew the reason because they were experienced. Some people were worried for Li Hao, while others began to gloat, hoping that Li Shimin would severely criticize Li Hao.

Li Shimin sat down on the throne, and the monarchs and ministers greeted each other. The morning court had begun. Although Li Shimin was not satisfied with Li Hao's strange attire, he was thinking about sending troops to Tubo. Naturally, such trivial matters were not on his mind. Let him go, he's always been like that anyway.

Li Shimin didn't care, but some people cared, and saw Shang Shu Zuo Pu shot Yu Zhining suddenly came out and said: "Your Majesty, I want to impeach Li Hao, king of Qiongnan County, for not wearing official uniforms, not grooming, contemptuous of etiquette, and blaspheming the emperor. Your Majesty, please drive Li Hao out of the Tai Chi Hall, as a warning to others!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone was taken aback. Although they knew that Li Hao's weird appearance might make some people take advantage of it, they didn't expect it to be Yu Zhining, because Yu Zhining was not from Changsun Wuji's side. He is a neutral faction, and it is precisely because Li Shimin is a neutral faction that he was asked to take the place of the deceased Fang Xuanling and become Shangshu Zuopushe. However, although this Yu Zhining is a neutral faction, he often targets Li Hao. There is no way , he is a Confucian scholar who attaches great importance to etiquette, and Li Hao's out-of-the-ordinary words and deeds always disrespect etiquette, so Yu Zhining doesn't like him, but Yu Zhining has a cold and arrogant personality, and he has a very high official position, and he doesn't bother with other courtiers. He is in the same boat, so although he targets Li Hao, he does not form a party.

For Yu Zhining's impeachment, Li Shimin felt a headache, and he wondered why Li Hao would make so many moths every time it came to the critical morning court, and couldn't he just dress decently and come to court? If he wanted to make a flaw and provoke impeachment, he, the emperor, would have to rack his brains to help him get away with it.

In fact, Li Hao also knew that his attire would provoke impeachment, but he wanted to be like this, firstly, to pretend to be coercive, and secondly, to ask Li Shimin for some interest, how should I put it?We have done things for you, so there must be something in return. If you open your mouth as the emperor, we will work hard to make arrangements, and we can't let you be too comfortable. Come on, first help us deal with some bad things Bar.

Everyone thought that Li Hao was about to be unlucky, but what they didn't expect was that they actually watched a very fake scene.

Li Shimin looked at Li Hao pretendingly, and then scolded: "Li Hao, why didn't you wear an official uniform in court!"

Li Hao clasped his hands and replied: "Return to Your Majesty, the official uniform...is broken again."

"Oh..." Li Shimin nodded and said, "Remember to wear official uniforms next time you go to court, if you don't wear official uniforms again, don't come to court in the future!"

Li Hao bowed his hands and took the order: "I obey the order!"

This level just passed, everyone was dumbfounded, this is too fake, it is an insult to everyone's IQ, fools can see that they are singing oboe, perfunctory.

Yu Zhining was very angry, and said with an angry face: "Your Majesty, how can you make such a hasty decision? Please also ask Your Majesty to expel Li Hao from the Taiji Hall, otherwise the etiquette will not survive!"

Everyone was secretly excited when they saw this, it's great, there is a good show to watch.

Although the performance of Li Shimin and Li Hao just now was a bit perfunctory, it was just to give everyone a step down, don't make too much noise, otherwise everyone will lose face.

But Yu Zhining is a muscle today, he will pierce the window paper and fight to the end.

Li Shimin's eyebrows were gradually raised when he heard the words, and he said displeasedly: "Yu Qing, enough is enough!"

Yu Zhining looked up at Li Shimin, and said impassionedly: "Your Majesty, I don't know what is right and wrong. I only know that the country cannot be established, and people are rude. Li Hao repeatedly broke the law and expelled him The Tai Chi Hall has already been punished lightly, Your Majesty is a sage king, you should distinguish between public and private!"

"Bastard!" Li Shimin was very annoyed when he heard the words, and couldn't help but stare and scold him. What is the distinction between public and private? He made it as if he had an affair with Li Hao. He refused to drive Li Hao out just to discuss it later. National affairs, Yu Zhining insisted on making a big fuss about such a trivial matter, how could he not be annoyed.

Li Shimin's health was not very good at first, this anger immediately covered his chest, his face showed pain, Li Hao couldn't bear it, it seemed that he made it difficult for Li Shimin today, so he came out and said: "Your Majesty, calm down, and then Your Excellency's words are reasonable, etiquette cannot be abolished, but Li's official uniform is broken, and Yu Daren wants Li to wear a torn official uniform to go to court, which is a bit difficult for others."

Yu Zhining snorted coldly: "If the official uniform of the king of Qiongnan County is really broken, then you can take leave and not go to court. Anyway, you rarely come to court, King Qiongnan County."

Li Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said: "Master Yu's words are a bit funny. Li has been an official for twelve years. He has been on the horse to expand the frontier, and he has dismounted to seek the country. He holds both civil and military affairs. He is in this position. You have done a lot of hard work, Sir Yu, what virtue and ability do you have, dare to let Li not come to the court, could it be that you, Sir Yu, have covered the sky with one hand in the court!"

"You...don't talk nonsense!" Yu Zhining didn't expect that he suddenly got a big hat and buttoned it down, which caught him off guard.

"Whether I'm talking nonsense or not, Your Majesty will know." Li Hao raised his eyebrows with his hands behind his back and said, "Now it's a grand meeting in the early court, and Mr. Yu doesn't care about state affairs. He insists on impeaching Li over such a trivial matter, but he doesn't know that legal principles are nothing more than human feelings. , to tell you the truth, Li's official uniform is not broken, but Li doesn't want to wear it!"

Everyone was shocked when they heard this, even Li Shimin looked at Li Hao in surprise, wondering what the hell this guy was going to do.

Before Yu Zhining could speak, Chu Suiliang who was on the side came out and shouted in surprise: "Your Majesty, you heard it! Li Hao is deliberately contemptuous of etiquette, lawless, and deceiving the king..."

"Fart!" Li Hao stared at Chu Suiliang angrily, and still said such vulgar words, the whole Tai Chi Hall fell silent instantly, everyone was stunned, he dared to swear in the Tai Chi Hall!Li Shimin dare not!
(End of this chapter)