Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 75 Chapter 77: The Queen's Disease
Li Hao hurriedly said: "You can eat shit, but you can't talk nonsense. When did I save you? You were lucky. You survived for three days. I didn't cheat. Don't frame me."

Liu Banxian was stunned when he heard the words. He was still very unfamiliar with Li Hao, and he didn't know how Li Hao's words and deeds escaped. Obviously, he was not used to Li Hao's words and deeds.

"Let's talk about it when you have something to say." Li Hao went into the room to get dressed, and Liu Banxian got up and stood outside the door, looking extremely respectful.

After Li Hao came out fully dressed, he glanced at him and asked, "How is it? How does it feel after being exposed to the sun for three days?"

Liu Banxian seemed to have thought of something extremely painful, lowered his head, his face was extremely ugly, and said: "Life is better than death."

"Are you desperate?" Li Hao asked with a smile.

Liu Banxian nodded hurriedly: "Desperate, watching myself step by step towards the Temple of Yama, desperate and painful."

Li Hao suddenly withdrew his smile, and said solemnly: "If there is a severe drought in Guanzhong and the farmers have no harvest in the fields, then they will go through the same thing as you. Because of hunger, they have to watch themselves starve to death. dying slowly in despair and pain."

Liu Banxian suddenly fell to his knees with a plop, kowtowed like garlic, and said with tears streaming down his face, "My lord, I know I was wrong, I really knew I was wrong..."

"Get up!" Li Hao yelled, so frightened that Liu Banxian quickly stopped speaking, wiped his tears and stood up.

Li Hao patted him on the shoulder and said: "If you didn't realize your mistakes, you would be a mummy by now. If you know your mistakes, you can correct them. There is nothing good about it. You have done many immoral things in the past, so for the rest of your life, Just do more good deeds."

Liu Banxian nodded: "Yes, I will do what the Sir says."

Li Hao smiled, and suddenly asked: "Do you know why I spared your life?"

Liu Banxian shook his head blankly, Li Hao paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, and said slowly: "Actually, you are considered a talent, and your nature is not too bad. For these two points, I decided to spare you a try, see Do you sincerely repent, now it seems that my vision is still good, how about it, do things for me in the future."

Liu Banxian was so excited that he wanted to kneel again, but Li Hao stretched out his hand to support him: "Don't kneel, just stand up and say what you want."

Liu Banxian cupped his hands and said: "Liu Ergou is willing to do the work of a dog and a horse for the Lord!"

"Liu Ergou?" Li Hao frowned and said, "Your name is really ugly. From now on, I'll call you Shengun Liu, and you call me Young Master."

Liu Ergou hurriedly said: "Yes, young master, that villain will be called Shengu Liu from now on."

Li Hao said: "You have a good eloquence, but there is nothing suitable for you to do around me for the time being. By the way, you are a Taoist priest, what do you know? But do you have other relatives?"

The magician Liu Wenyan suddenly regained his energy, and hurriedly said: "Back to the Lord... to the young master, the villain was an orphan since he was a child, and he was brought up by his master. The master is a Taoist priest with broken Taoism. He was poor all his life. I don’t want to live that kind In hard times, I went down the mountain to cheat, and I read Dao Zang with my master since I was a child, and learned divination from divination. To be honest, I still have a good way of fortune-telling."

"Since you have real talents and real learning..." Li Hao nodded and thought for a while, then suddenly turned to look at him, and said, "How about this, Master Liu, I will give you a small house in Chang'an, and you will live in Chang'an first. , Setting up a stall on the street to sell divination, of course, is not for you to make money, and I am not short of money, young master, so you can help young master to find out some news."

The magician Liu asked in confusion: "What kind of news does the young master want to inquire about?"

Li Haodao: "Official news, news from nobles, wind direction in the court, etc."

Magic stick Liu said without hesitation: "Don't worry, young master, I will definitely not let you down."

Li Hao nodded: "Retire first, I will ask Du Hong to help you resettle a house in Chang'an later, pay attention, you don't come back to me in the future, in the eyes of outsiders, you have nothing to do with me, understand?"

Shengun Liu was stunned for a moment, then understood what he meant: "Yes, young master!" After speaking, he bowed and stepped back.

Li Hao smiled in satisfaction, suddenly remembered something, and then went straight to the study. In the study, Qin Su was teaching a group of female relatives to read poems, which was "Quiet Night Thoughts". When Li Hao came in, all the women looked at her. It all fell on him, Li Hao smiled awkwardly: "Go ahead, I'll go inside."

The study has an inner room, which is exclusive to him. Except for Shi Xiaoyun who comes in occasionally to clean it, no one else is allowed to enter. Li Hao closes the door when he enters the inner room, and then starts to draw drawings. What he drew is a plow for plowing The plow in the Tang Dynasty was a straight plow, but what he painted was a quyuan plow. According to the principle of leverage, the quyuan plow saves most of the pulling force, which can greatly improve the efficiency of plowing. It is definitely an artifact of this era.

The morning before yesterday, an imperial decree came from the palace to ask Li Hao to donate the blueprints of wind-powered waterwheels. Li Hao had already expected this and brought back the blueprints he had prepared. Farming was too hard, so he decided to draw a drawing of Quyuanli and dedicate it to Li Shimin. This can be regarded as a contribution to the country. Maybe Li Shimin can give some rewards when he is in a good mood. Forget it, Don't even think about rewards, Li Shimin is so stingy...

Soon, Qu Yuanli's drawing was finished, Li Hao called Du Hong and asked him to send him to Cheng Yaojin's residence, there was no need to explain anything, because Li Hao had already written it on the drawing, this Qu Yuanli could greatly Improve farming efficiency.If Cheng Yaojin saw this line and didn't dedicate it to Li Shimin, it would mean that his mind was broken.

Obviously, Cheng Yaojin is better than anyone else, and he will not let go of any opportunity to make meritorious service. After seeing the blueprint, he immediately prepared his horse and went to Taiji Palace to ask Li Shimin. Ganlu Palace reported to Li Shimin the progress of the construction of wind-powered waterwheels in various states and counties. After Li Shimin read the drawings, he immediately handed them over to Yuan Tongzhi and Wang Chaosheng to let them see if the Quyuanli is really what Li Hao said, which can greatly improve farming efficiency.

Yuan Tongzhi and Wang Chaosheng's eyes lit up when they saw the blueprint, and Yuan Tongzhi patted his thigh excitedly and said, "Oh, why haven't we thought of it so far, just a little change, but there is such a big improvement in effectiveness, alas, why did we I didn't expect..."

Seeing this, Li Shimin frowned and asked, "Then what is Qu Yuanli..."

Yuan Tongzhi hurriedly saluted and said: "Your Majesty, this Quyuanli is indeed as Li Hao said, it can greatly increase the speed of farming. Your Majesty, the people of Tang Dynasty are blessed."

Li Shimin was stunned when he heard the words. He didn't expect Li Hao to be so capable. He just donated a wind-powered waterwheel a few days ago, and now he has donated a drawing of a Quyuanli. Alas, I am so worried. Why does this kid come up with endless ideas, but he Also... Well, when it comes to morality, Li Shimin feels that Li Hao is a stinky piece of shit.

Li Shimin didn't give Li Hao any rewards this time. To correct the reason, Li Shimin was still angry at the last private interview on Weibo. Li Hao waited at home for three days but didn't get Li Shimin's rewards. He couldn't help muttering to himself: "God Khan's heart is nothing more than this."

Guanzhong built 20 wind-powered waterwheels in more than 70 prefectures and counties within 350 days, costing 25 yuan. Of course, those wind-powered waterwheels are cheap and not as big as Shanghe Village, but this is not important because it is the 300 wind turbines. A number of wind-powered water trucks helped Guanzhong to survive a severe drought. This drought lasted for a very long time. It didn't start to rain until mid-October. It rained intermittently for three days, and then the rain gradually returned to normal.

Just the day before the rain resumed, Li Hao's modern house was finally completed. This modern house covers an area of ​​two acres, which is nothing to his mansion, but in the future world, it is a luxury villa, and It's still a house within a house, as much as you want. Most importantly, there is a secret room with five acres of land under the house. Even if he builds cannons in the secret room, no one will know.

After the severe drought in Guanzhong, after the autumn harvest, the national taxes and taxes were paid, and the national treasury was full again. Li Shimin's one star finally settled down.

But Li Shimin hadn't had a few days of peace and stability, another major event happened. On November [-], on the day of Singles' Day in ancient times, Queen Changsun's asthma suddenly relapsed and fell ill.

When Li Hao heard about this incident, he was shocked. He thought that his medicine could control Empress Changsun's illness, but unexpectedly, Empress Changsun fell ill, and it was said that the empress's illness was severe this time. The imperial physicians were helpless, and three imperial physicians had already been dismissed. Li Shimin ignored the government affairs for several days, and stayed by the side of Empress Changsun's sick bed all day long.

Li Hao panicked. If Empress Changsun died, Li Shimin probably wouldn't let him go. Alas, he really regretted it. He knew that he wouldn't donate medicine at the beginning. Why would he take this crap? It's asking for trouble.

In desperation, Li Hao went to see Cheng Yaojin with a great gift, Cheng Yaojin met Li Hao in the living room, after the two parties were seated, neither of them spoke first, they just stared at each other.

Cheng Yaojin was silent for a long time, and finally sighed helplessly: "Boy, you have caused trouble."

Li Hao nodded and said: "The boy knows, so he came to ask Uncle Cheng for help."

Cheng Yaojin smacked his mouth, stroked his beard and said, "Your matter is a bit tricky..."

Li Hao's eyebrows twitched, he knew Cheng Yaojin's posture very well, and he also knew the meaning of this sentence too well, two words - "ask for money".

It has to be said that Cheng Yaojin, like Li Hao, is an asshole, and the two have one thing in common, greed for money, so the two of them eat so similarly and are equally ugly.

Since everyone is sensible, Li Hao didn't dare to pretend to be stupid, and hurriedly said: "The boy sincerely came to ask for advice, as long as Uncle Cheng is willing to help the boy through this disaster, the boy is willing to give up [-]% of the liquor."

Cheng Yaojin's eyes lit up when he heard the words, a [-]% profit, Li Hao is too generous this time, since the younger generation is so "sincere", how could he, an elder, have the nerve to refuse, so he cleared up With a deep voice, he began to move: "Li Hao, if the responsibility for this matter falls entirely on you, you will definitely not be able to carry it with your small body, so you must find someone to help you carry it together."

Li Hao hurriedly asked: "Who do you want to carry with you?"

Cheng Yaojin said: "Naturally, we should look for the person with the strongest body."

"The person with the strongest body?" Li Hao thought for a while, then asked in surprise, "Uncle, are you willing to help me carry it?"

"Pfft——" Cheng Yaojin was drinking tea. Hearing this, his mouthful of tea sprayed like a goddess, and he almost choked to death. After coughing for a long time, he finally regained his strength, pointed at Li Hao and cursed, "You Brat, you want to kill this old man, don’t you! Why is this old man the toughest person?”

Li Hao rolled his eyes and said leisurely: "The others are not familiar with the kid."

"You're wrong. Familiarity is not the point." Cheng Yaojin said, "Because no one will help you take this thunder just because you have a good relationship with you. If you think about it carefully, if you look at Datang, who will stand tallest?" , the hardest body?"

Hearing this, Li Hao blurted out: "Of course it's His Majesty." After speaking, even he himself was shocked, and looked at Cheng Yaojin in disbelief, speechless for a long time.

(End of this chapter)