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Chapter 89 Chapter 91: Poetry Madness
Chapter 89 Chapter 91: Poetry Madness
"Hiss—" Li Hao took a breath, looked at her in surprise, and blinked quickly, "Would your father say that I abducted an ignorant girl, and then he would chop me up with a knife and feed it to the dogs?"
Li Ping shook his head and laughed: "No, your meat is too smelly for dogs to eat it."
"Yo!" Li Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled when he heard the words, "Little girl is close to Zhu Zhechi, you have learned how to bury people with me."
"I'm close to Mo Zhehei." Li Ping grinned, revealing his jade-like white teeth.
I have to admit that Li Ping's learning ability is very strong. I went to Tuyuhun with Li Hao and immediately learned Li Hao's speaking style. Pollution ability is very strong.
Usually there is a time limit for prison visits, but Li Hao is a special case. Li Ping chatted with Li Hao for two hours in the prison. A carriage was sent to take her back, but the prison chief was reluctant at first, but when he learned that Li Ping was the daughter of Jiangxia King Li Daozong, he hurriedly got a carriage and sent two prison guards to escort her home without further ado.
When Li Ping returned home, the house was in chaos. When the housekeeper brought her to Li Daozong, Li Daozong was so excited that his eyes were wet, but he still scowled, staring and shouting angrily: "Stinky girl, kneel!" Down!"
Li Ping was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue, lowered his eyebrows and knelt down, and before Li Daozong asked questions, he was the first to admit his mistake: "Father, my daughter is wrong, she shouldn't have gone out without permission."
Li Daozong was just about to get angry, but when he heard this, he suddenly felt choked up, and his angry words were stuck in his throat and he couldn't speak out, it was so uncomfortable.
He took a few long breaths, tried to calm down, and then asked angrily, "Where did you go today?"
"Not going anywhere." Li Ping blinked quickly, "Just wandering around the street."
"Don't blink!" Li Daozong didn't know why, and now he was inexplicably angry when he saw others blinking quickly, and wanted to slap them.
He suddenly felt that Li Ping's blinking action looked like a person again, turned his head a few times, and suddenly stared and shouted: "Are you going to see Li Hao?"
Li Ping stared at Li Daozong in surprise: "Father, are you clairvoyant? How do you know?"
"What are you doing to see that little bastard!" Li Daozong was furious.
Li Ping rolled his eyes, pouted and said, "It's so boring at home, so I wanted to go out for a walk, and I happened to arrive at Dali Temple, and I heard that Li Hao was locked in, so I went in to see him. "
"By the way?" Li Daozong gave her a hard look, and snorted coldly, "I'm afraid you came to see him specially, you fell in love with that bastard, right?"
"Father, what are you talking about?" Li Ping blushed when she heard the words, and lowered her head in embarrassment. She didn't know where to put her hands, and could only fiddle with the corners of her clothes in boredom. How could this shy look escape Li Daozong? His eyes are as clever as Li Daozong's, and he can see his daughter's mind at a glance.
"Alas..." Li Daozong was silent for a long time, raised his head and sighed, and thought to himself, "Sure enough, there is a destiny in the dark. Since they are in love, I agreed to Li Hao's marriage proposal... Sigh, that's all, this Although the bastard's morals are a bit poor, and he is a bit suspicious, but he is an all-rounder in civil and military affairs, and he will have a bright future in the future, I just hope he won't let Ping'er be wronged."
At this point, Li Daozong helped her stand up, softened his tone, and said: "Li Hao has saved my father's life, so you can go to see him, but you have to know, it's not right for you, a girl, to walk outside alone. Very dangerous."
"It's okay, Dad, I went out dressed as a man." Li Ping walked around proudly as he spoke, showing off his men's clothes, but unfortunately, her slightly raised breasts completely betrayed her.
Li Daozong sighed helplessly, and said in an unquestionable tone: "From now on, you will only be able to visit him once every half a month, and then Dad will send someone to escort you there. A daughter's house dressed like this... How decent is it!"
"Really?" Li Ping's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he stepped forward and put his arms around Li Daozong's neck and shouted happily, "I knew it, Dad treats me the best."
Seeing Li Ping so happy, Li Daozong felt very uncomfortable. Maybe every father with a daughter feels this way, because their hearts and minds will eventually be taken away from them by another man, so they look at every father in the world. Young men are all bad guys, and the reason why Li Daozong doesn't want to see Li Hao is probably due to this factor.
Half a month later, the draft ended, Wu Yan was successfully selected, and stood out among all the show girls. Li Shimin summoned him personally. From then on, Wu Meiniang was officially born.
When Li Hao heard the news in prison, he breathed a sigh of relief. He thought that his poem had played a role in allowing Wu Meiniang to enter the palace. Li Shimin was very upset with him, otherwise he would have been released from prison long ago.
Less than a month after Wu Meiniang entered the palace, Li Shimin promoted her to be a talented person, and specially ordered her to serve her left and right sides. Such a grand favor made other beautiful girls envious. leprechaun.
Wu Meiniang is doing well, but Li Hao is very pitiful, because he has been in prison for four months this time, and he even wonders if he has been forgotten.
Li Hao couldn't bear it any longer, he would have to pass through the prison if this continues, he sent Du Hong to send a letter to Cheng Yaojin, asking him to rescue him from prison, but Cheng Yaojin's reply was only one word, wait.
"Wait for your sister!" Li Hao yelled depressed, tearing up the letter to pieces. He really wanted to ask Changsun Wuji for help, but in the end he gave up the idea. Changsun Wuji must not owe favors to that old fox, because he I can't afford it.
Since it is useless to ask for help, then save yourself. Li Hao began to write poems crazily in prison, and then asked Lu Yun to sell them in places where literati gathered. In just ten days, Lu Yun sold hundreds of poems, and Li Hao's reputation in the Chang'an literary world was at the height of the sky.
Such things naturally cannot escape Li Shimin's eyes. It happened that he hadn't heard about Li Hao for a long time, and suddenly he heard that Li Hao's poems and essays had become famous in Chang'an, so he was curious and sent someone to copy all Li Hao's poems. A copy came back, and it was piled up thickly on the dragon case.
Li Shimin reads each song one by one, and every time he reads a song, he loves Li Hao more and more. In the Tang Dynasty, poetry and prose were the proof of a person's talent, because people in the Tang Dynasty believed that writing poetry required not only a high literary attainment , You also need to have a qi in your chest that is much higher than ordinary people. This kind of qi is illusory and indescribable.
Li Hao wrote a hundred poems within ten days, causing a sensation in Chang'an. Gradually, the price of Li Hao's manuscript poems has risen, and has been fired to the price of a single word. Pay attention, it is a single word!
After finally reading all the poems written by Li Hao, Li Shimin couldn't calm down. After a long time, he slowly asked Fang Xuanling: "Xuanling, have you read all these poems?"
"Go back to Your Majesty, I've seen it all."
Li Shimin asked again: "Then what do you think?"
Fang Xuanling cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, the poems and essays testify to a person's talent and learning. From Li Hao's poems and essays, it can be seen that he has his own hills and valleys in his heart, and he has the ambition to serve the country. The Great Tang has such a hero, and I think it is your majesty." The blessing of the country, the blessing of the country."
"Blessings of the community?" Li Shimin said with a light smile, "I hope so."
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and asked Xu Lian: "Xu Lian, how long has Li Hao been imprisoned?"
Xu Lian hurriedly said: "Going back to Your Majesty, it will be five months in seven days."
"It's been so long..." Li Shimin nodded and pondered, "It's almost there."
He thought for a while, then raised his voice and said: "Here is my oral order to release Li Hao, restore his title, and come to the Palace of Manna to see me immediately after he is released from prison."
"Yes!" Xu Lian backed away quickly upon hearing this.
When the imperial decree was delivered to the cell of Dali Temple, Li Hao was drinking. He drank very sparingly, and stopped immediately when he felt dizzy. , reciting poems while walking, this guy pretends to be drunk again.
This time it was Xu Lian who passed the decree. When Xu Lian walked outside Li Hao's cell, he found that Li Hao was drinking and composing poems drunkenly. face saint.
But Xu Lian didn't bother to worry about this for Li Hao, he just did his own thing, he asked the prison chief to open the door, then walked in, loudly said: "Li Hao accepts the order!"
Li Hao raised his eyebrows with drooping eyelids, then lay down on the ground, and shouted mechanically: "Li Hao, a grassroots man, accepts the order."
Xu Lian looked at Li Hao, who was like a mangy dog, and asked someone to help him up, but Li Hao was like a puddle of mud. As soon as others let go, he fell down again, and shouted: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Long En!"
He started to thank you before receiving the decree. He is definitely the first person who dares to spoof the decree like this. In fact, Li Hao can't help it. He wrote a hundred poems in ten days. This is a bit of a limelight, and he must do some stupid things to suppress it. It's better to suppress yourself than others to suppress yourself.
Xu Lian looked at Li Hao helplessly, and didn't bother to worry about it any more, and directly declared the decree: "The sage will release Li Hao, restore his title, and immediately go to the Temple of Manna to face the sage!"
"Thank you again, Your Majesty Long En." Li Hao replied vaguely with his eyes closed, as if he was about to fall asleep.
Xu Lian couldn't make him fall asleep, so he hurriedly said: "Quick, pour cold water on him to wake him up!"
Not long after, a basin of cold well water was poured on Li Hao, and Li Hao was so startled that he cursed inwardly: "You, Xu Lian, you really splashed it, the well water in summer can make people cold and cold." !"
Li Hao didn't dare to lie down anymore, otherwise he didn't know how many basins of water would be poured on him. He opened his eyes and struggled to stand up. Looking forward to seeing you for a long time, I am glad to meet you.”
Xu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's an honor to meet you, Your Majesty wants to see you, so hurry up and go with our house."
"Oh, Your Majesty wants to see me." Li Hao muttered shaking his head, "Go, go see Your Majesty, and I'll read poems for him."
Seeing this, Xu Lian shook his head helplessly: "Oh, what kind of poems are you singing when you're so drunk? It's good luck not to say the wrong thing in the hall later."
(End of this chapter)
"Hiss—" Li Hao took a breath, looked at her in surprise, and blinked quickly, "Would your father say that I abducted an ignorant girl, and then he would chop me up with a knife and feed it to the dogs?"
Li Ping shook his head and laughed: "No, your meat is too smelly for dogs to eat it."
"Yo!" Li Hao raised his eyebrows and smiled when he heard the words, "Little girl is close to Zhu Zhechi, you have learned how to bury people with me."
"I'm close to Mo Zhehei." Li Ping grinned, revealing his jade-like white teeth.
I have to admit that Li Ping's learning ability is very strong. I went to Tuyuhun with Li Hao and immediately learned Li Hao's speaking style. Pollution ability is very strong.
Usually there is a time limit for prison visits, but Li Hao is a special case. Li Ping chatted with Li Hao for two hours in the prison. A carriage was sent to take her back, but the prison chief was reluctant at first, but when he learned that Li Ping was the daughter of Jiangxia King Li Daozong, he hurriedly got a carriage and sent two prison guards to escort her home without further ado.
When Li Ping returned home, the house was in chaos. When the housekeeper brought her to Li Daozong, Li Daozong was so excited that his eyes were wet, but he still scowled, staring and shouting angrily: "Stinky girl, kneel!" Down!"
Li Ping was so frightened that he stuck out his tongue, lowered his eyebrows and knelt down, and before Li Daozong asked questions, he was the first to admit his mistake: "Father, my daughter is wrong, she shouldn't have gone out without permission."
Li Daozong was just about to get angry, but when he heard this, he suddenly felt choked up, and his angry words were stuck in his throat and he couldn't speak out, it was so uncomfortable.
He took a few long breaths, tried to calm down, and then asked angrily, "Where did you go today?"
"Not going anywhere." Li Ping blinked quickly, "Just wandering around the street."
"Don't blink!" Li Daozong didn't know why, and now he was inexplicably angry when he saw others blinking quickly, and wanted to slap them.
He suddenly felt that Li Ping's blinking action looked like a person again, turned his head a few times, and suddenly stared and shouted: "Are you going to see Li Hao?"
Li Ping stared at Li Daozong in surprise: "Father, are you clairvoyant? How do you know?"
"What are you doing to see that little bastard!" Li Daozong was furious.
Li Ping rolled his eyes, pouted and said, "It's so boring at home, so I wanted to go out for a walk, and I happened to arrive at Dali Temple, and I heard that Li Hao was locked in, so I went in to see him. "
"By the way?" Li Daozong gave her a hard look, and snorted coldly, "I'm afraid you came to see him specially, you fell in love with that bastard, right?"
"Father, what are you talking about?" Li Ping blushed when she heard the words, and lowered her head in embarrassment. She didn't know where to put her hands, and could only fiddle with the corners of her clothes in boredom. How could this shy look escape Li Daozong? His eyes are as clever as Li Daozong's, and he can see his daughter's mind at a glance.
"Alas..." Li Daozong was silent for a long time, raised his head and sighed, and thought to himself, "Sure enough, there is a destiny in the dark. Since they are in love, I agreed to Li Hao's marriage proposal... Sigh, that's all, this Although the bastard's morals are a bit poor, and he is a bit suspicious, but he is an all-rounder in civil and military affairs, and he will have a bright future in the future, I just hope he won't let Ping'er be wronged."
At this point, Li Daozong helped her stand up, softened his tone, and said: "Li Hao has saved my father's life, so you can go to see him, but you have to know, it's not right for you, a girl, to walk outside alone. Very dangerous."
"It's okay, Dad, I went out dressed as a man." Li Ping walked around proudly as he spoke, showing off his men's clothes, but unfortunately, her slightly raised breasts completely betrayed her.
Li Daozong sighed helplessly, and said in an unquestionable tone: "From now on, you will only be able to visit him once every half a month, and then Dad will send someone to escort you there. A daughter's house dressed like this... How decent is it!"
"Really?" Li Ping's eyes lit up when he heard the words, and he stepped forward and put his arms around Li Daozong's neck and shouted happily, "I knew it, Dad treats me the best."
Seeing Li Ping so happy, Li Daozong felt very uncomfortable. Maybe every father with a daughter feels this way, because their hearts and minds will eventually be taken away from them by another man, so they look at every father in the world. Young men are all bad guys, and the reason why Li Daozong doesn't want to see Li Hao is probably due to this factor.
Half a month later, the draft ended, Wu Yan was successfully selected, and stood out among all the show girls. Li Shimin summoned him personally. From then on, Wu Meiniang was officially born.
When Li Hao heard the news in prison, he breathed a sigh of relief. He thought that his poem had played a role in allowing Wu Meiniang to enter the palace. Li Shimin was very upset with him, otherwise he would have been released from prison long ago.
Less than a month after Wu Meiniang entered the palace, Li Shimin promoted her to be a talented person, and specially ordered her to serve her left and right sides. Such a grand favor made other beautiful girls envious. leprechaun.
Wu Meiniang is doing well, but Li Hao is very pitiful, because he has been in prison for four months this time, and he even wonders if he has been forgotten.
Li Hao couldn't bear it any longer, he would have to pass through the prison if this continues, he sent Du Hong to send a letter to Cheng Yaojin, asking him to rescue him from prison, but Cheng Yaojin's reply was only one word, wait.
"Wait for your sister!" Li Hao yelled depressed, tearing up the letter to pieces. He really wanted to ask Changsun Wuji for help, but in the end he gave up the idea. Changsun Wuji must not owe favors to that old fox, because he I can't afford it.
Since it is useless to ask for help, then save yourself. Li Hao began to write poems crazily in prison, and then asked Lu Yun to sell them in places where literati gathered. In just ten days, Lu Yun sold hundreds of poems, and Li Hao's reputation in the Chang'an literary world was at the height of the sky.
Such things naturally cannot escape Li Shimin's eyes. It happened that he hadn't heard about Li Hao for a long time, and suddenly he heard that Li Hao's poems and essays had become famous in Chang'an, so he was curious and sent someone to copy all Li Hao's poems. A copy came back, and it was piled up thickly on the dragon case.
Li Shimin reads each song one by one, and every time he reads a song, he loves Li Hao more and more. In the Tang Dynasty, poetry and prose were the proof of a person's talent, because people in the Tang Dynasty believed that writing poetry required not only a high literary attainment , You also need to have a qi in your chest that is much higher than ordinary people. This kind of qi is illusory and indescribable.
Li Hao wrote a hundred poems within ten days, causing a sensation in Chang'an. Gradually, the price of Li Hao's manuscript poems has risen, and has been fired to the price of a single word. Pay attention, it is a single word!
After finally reading all the poems written by Li Hao, Li Shimin couldn't calm down. After a long time, he slowly asked Fang Xuanling: "Xuanling, have you read all these poems?"
"Go back to Your Majesty, I've seen it all."
Li Shimin asked again: "Then what do you think?"
Fang Xuanling cupped his hands and said, "Your Majesty, the poems and essays testify to a person's talent and learning. From Li Hao's poems and essays, it can be seen that he has his own hills and valleys in his heart, and he has the ambition to serve the country. The Great Tang has such a hero, and I think it is your majesty." The blessing of the country, the blessing of the country."
"Blessings of the community?" Li Shimin said with a light smile, "I hope so."
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and asked Xu Lian: "Xu Lian, how long has Li Hao been imprisoned?"
Xu Lian hurriedly said: "Going back to Your Majesty, it will be five months in seven days."
"It's been so long..." Li Shimin nodded and pondered, "It's almost there."
He thought for a while, then raised his voice and said: "Here is my oral order to release Li Hao, restore his title, and come to the Palace of Manna to see me immediately after he is released from prison."
"Yes!" Xu Lian backed away quickly upon hearing this.
When the imperial decree was delivered to the cell of Dali Temple, Li Hao was drinking. He drank very sparingly, and stopped immediately when he felt dizzy. , reciting poems while walking, this guy pretends to be drunk again.
This time it was Xu Lian who passed the decree. When Xu Lian walked outside Li Hao's cell, he found that Li Hao was drinking and composing poems drunkenly. face saint.
But Xu Lian didn't bother to worry about this for Li Hao, he just did his own thing, he asked the prison chief to open the door, then walked in, loudly said: "Li Hao accepts the order!"
Li Hao raised his eyebrows with drooping eyelids, then lay down on the ground, and shouted mechanically: "Li Hao, a grassroots man, accepts the order."
Xu Lian looked at Li Hao, who was like a mangy dog, and asked someone to help him up, but Li Hao was like a puddle of mud. As soon as others let go, he fell down again, and shouted: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Long En!"
He started to thank you before receiving the decree. He is definitely the first person who dares to spoof the decree like this. In fact, Li Hao can't help it. He wrote a hundred poems in ten days. This is a bit of a limelight, and he must do some stupid things to suppress it. It's better to suppress yourself than others to suppress yourself.
Xu Lian looked at Li Hao helplessly, and didn't bother to worry about it any more, and directly declared the decree: "The sage will release Li Hao, restore his title, and immediately go to the Temple of Manna to face the sage!"
"Thank you again, Your Majesty Long En." Li Hao replied vaguely with his eyes closed, as if he was about to fall asleep.
Xu Lian couldn't make him fall asleep, so he hurriedly said: "Quick, pour cold water on him to wake him up!"
Not long after, a basin of cold well water was poured on Li Hao, and Li Hao was so startled that he cursed inwardly: "You, Xu Lian, you really splashed it, the well water in summer can make people cold and cold." !"
Li Hao didn't dare to lie down anymore, otherwise he didn't know how many basins of water would be poured on him. He opened his eyes and struggled to stand up. Looking forward to seeing you for a long time, I am glad to meet you.”
Xu Lian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "It's an honor to meet you, Your Majesty wants to see you, so hurry up and go with our house."
"Oh, Your Majesty wants to see me." Li Hao muttered shaking his head, "Go, go see Your Majesty, and I'll read poems for him."
Seeing this, Xu Lian shook his head helplessly: "Oh, what kind of poems are you singing when you're so drunk? It's good luck not to say the wrong thing in the hall later."
(End of this chapter)
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