ultimate special forces king
Chapter 79 The Legendary Hey Hey Hey Fuck
Chapter 79 The Legendary Hey Hey Hey Fuck
The ghost said earnestly on the other end of the phone: "I heard that there is a kind of poison that can make a person crazy. When it occurs, it will kill anyone. There is another kind of poison. When it occurs, you need to find a woman to do that kind of thing to relieve That kind of inhuman torture... There is also a kind of Gu poison..."
"Enough, stop talking, can you say something better?" Lin Zhen became more and more bored as he listened, which is not a good sign.
The ghost paused, and said: "Sounds better? Well, then choose a better sound, no matter what kind of Gu poison, it will leave a whole body."
"Nima, eunuch, Taoist priest, beat him up and lock him outside the laboratory for a month."
For the ghost, not letting him stay in the laboratory for research is a very torturous thing.
The ghost laughed and said, "I'm very sorry to inform you that the two of them are not at the base now, and they have been assigned tasks by Sister Yao."
"Oh, what mission, these two guys are performing a mission at the same time?" Lin Zhen was stunned and asked.
The ghost said: "I heard that I am going to a certain place to perform a difficult task. It is said that I want to help protect a bastard named Demon King."
"Which bastard needs two people to execute it in person... What are you talking about? Help protect me!" Lin Zhen suddenly reacted and exclaimed.
His nickname in the team is Demon King, but Sister Yao actually sent eunuchs and Taoist priests back to Huaxia Kingdom to help protect him.
Lin Zhen asked in puzzlement, "Why? Am I fine? What kind of protection do I need? You are slapping me in the face and damaging my reputation, you know?"
"That's Sister Yao's slap in the face to hurt you, isn't that what you've always wanted? Anyway, this matter is none of my business, you can handle her yourself." The ghost resolutely drew a line and said.
"You...how are you...why didn't Sister Yao ask me, I want to tell Sister Yao."
Lin Zhen still wanted to fight for a few words, but the ghost on the other end of the phone said: "It's useless, when did sister Yao change what she decided, and besides, those two guys should be arriving in Jiangnan City soon."
"You..." Lin Zhen was about to hang up the phone angrily, when he suddenly remembered that the problem he had called the ghost to solve had not yet been answered, so he hurriedly said, "Don't change the subject, do you have any way to dissolve the poison in my body? .”
The ghost said briefly: "Eight or nine is not far from ten."
"Then how far is it from ten? You can tell me exactly." Lin Zhen said displeased.
"Whenever you roll back, I will resolve it for you."
The beeping sound of hanging up the phone sounded, and the last words of the ghost gave Lin Zhen a lot of confidence. In fact, he also believed that the ghost had this power. It is Gu poison, even if it is terminally ill, people who are on the verge of death can be brought back to life by him.
Lin Zhen was slapped when he ate it, and then got a candy, no, he should have got a candy, but he was slapped.Well, it probably means this, but I don't know which one is in front and which one is in the back.
Hey, all in all, I'm not happy, devil, do you think it's some licorice, or some little coffee?The most powerful figure in the entire organization.
Now, even the simple task of protecting a beautiful woman for a mere Jiangnan City can't be completed, it's a blow, a blow of Chiguoguo.
Lin Zhen was very upset and wanted to call Sister Yao. No matter what, no matter what, no matter whether she agreed or not, she just didn't need help.
However, before he could make a call, the phone rang.
A strange phone call.
Ahem, in fact, any phone call is unfamiliar to him.
Because he never saved anyone's phone at all.
Lin Zhen answered the phone suspiciously.
"Is it unexpected, is it a surprise..." A young man's ecstatic voice sounded on the other end of the phone.
"Hey...hey...hey...fuck..."
Lin Zhen fed several times in a row, and then the other party just hung up the phone with an inexplicable sentence.
Then he fell on the couch, ready to sleep, but the phone rang again.
The eunuch Wang Xu and the Taoist Ning Fan on the airport pick-up lane had black lines all over their faces. They just got on the phone and were about to surprise the devil, but they were overwhelmed by a series of hellos.
"Asshole, this guy is doing so poorly in Jiangnan City, does he still use PHS on his mobile phone? What era is it now, and the signal is still so poor..."
Wang Xu looked at the phone with a puzzled face.
Ning Fan frowned and said, "You won't buy a counterfeit mobile phone, the signal is so bad?"
"Pitli, I have hundreds of thousands of people every minute who use counterfeit mobile phones. Haven't you seen the logo on the mobile phone? Or do you have no idea what this logo represents? BlackDiamond, there are only five units in the world. Do you understand?"
Ning Fan nodded and said, "I understand, the signals of Huaxia Kingdom do not match. In layman's terms, the systems are not compatible."
"Jian Peat, tell me I can't kill you with my mobile phone." Wang Xu snorted coldly, raised the mobile phone, but was reluctant to drop it, just kidding, now this mobile phone is the only one left in the world, others He had already found a buyer for the four sets, and then snatched them and smashed them into pieces.
There are only five sets in the world, and it has become a unique and exclusive model in the world.
Ning Fan was full of contempt, staring at the bright mobile phone in his hand that few people knew, and said in a strange voice: "No wonder... No wonder the signal is so bad, it is worse than PHS, but what is the price? I don't know how many kidneys I have to sell to afford the exclusive Black Diamond for this shit."
"Okay, since you look down on my mobile phone, then use your antique mobile phone to contact the devil and ask him to pick us up."
Ning Fan stroked his long hair, then shook his head and took out a Nokia non-smart phone from his pocket. The screen almost required a microscope to see the numbers on the screen clearly. Yes, the screen of this phone can only When entering a number, there is not enough space for a text message and two function buttons to be displayed on the screen.
Ringing, ringing, the phone rang again, Lin Zhen looked at the number on the phone, saw an unfamiliar call, didn't answer it, just pressed it.
Ning Fan was very annoyed, and looked at the phone in bewilderment. Wang Xu had cast a contemptuous look over there, and he decisively dialed the phone.
Lin Zhen looked at the screen, this time it was a familiar phone number, yes, I called it once just now.
"Hey, which bastard harassed me to sleep, if you have the guts to report the address, I will check the water meter at your house immediately."
Hearing the familiar voice, Ning Fan immediately showed a proud smile, and gave Wang Xu a puzzled look.
"Demon King, guess who I am?"
"I do not guess you guess guess……"
Cough cough, Ning Fan was so pissed off, he quickly said: "Devil King, I just want to say that you hung up on that guy just now, and you were very relieved. That sentence of hello, hello, brother, I am really willing to bow down!"
"Hey, who are you... hey, hey, hey, fuck..."
Beep beep, the phone was hung up, Ning Fan was in a mess in the wind, he really wanted to appear behind Lin Zhen now, and then ruthlessly, mercilessly stretched out his feet vigorously, kicking him to the ground .
"Nimma, the devil hung up on me, and he didn't know if he knew who I was."
"Grass, hurry up and call, do you want to drink the northwest wind here?"
The phone is called again, but this time it prompts 'Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off...sorry, thenumberyoudialedispoweroff...'
Ning Fan looked helplessly at Wang Xu, and said, "When did we offend brother Zhen? He... He obviously did it on purpose..."
"Call the police, call 110 directly..." Wang Xu rolled his eyes and said.
It didn't take three seconds for Ning Fan to come to his senses, and couldn't help giving Wang Xu a thumbs up.
(End of this chapter)
The ghost said earnestly on the other end of the phone: "I heard that there is a kind of poison that can make a person crazy. When it occurs, it will kill anyone. There is another kind of poison. When it occurs, you need to find a woman to do that kind of thing to relieve That kind of inhuman torture... There is also a kind of Gu poison..."
"Enough, stop talking, can you say something better?" Lin Zhen became more and more bored as he listened, which is not a good sign.
The ghost paused, and said: "Sounds better? Well, then choose a better sound, no matter what kind of Gu poison, it will leave a whole body."
"Nima, eunuch, Taoist priest, beat him up and lock him outside the laboratory for a month."
For the ghost, not letting him stay in the laboratory for research is a very torturous thing.
The ghost laughed and said, "I'm very sorry to inform you that the two of them are not at the base now, and they have been assigned tasks by Sister Yao."
"Oh, what mission, these two guys are performing a mission at the same time?" Lin Zhen was stunned and asked.
The ghost said: "I heard that I am going to a certain place to perform a difficult task. It is said that I want to help protect a bastard named Demon King."
"Which bastard needs two people to execute it in person... What are you talking about? Help protect me!" Lin Zhen suddenly reacted and exclaimed.
His nickname in the team is Demon King, but Sister Yao actually sent eunuchs and Taoist priests back to Huaxia Kingdom to help protect him.
Lin Zhen asked in puzzlement, "Why? Am I fine? What kind of protection do I need? You are slapping me in the face and damaging my reputation, you know?"
"That's Sister Yao's slap in the face to hurt you, isn't that what you've always wanted? Anyway, this matter is none of my business, you can handle her yourself." The ghost resolutely drew a line and said.
"You...how are you...why didn't Sister Yao ask me, I want to tell Sister Yao."
Lin Zhen still wanted to fight for a few words, but the ghost on the other end of the phone said: "It's useless, when did sister Yao change what she decided, and besides, those two guys should be arriving in Jiangnan City soon."
"You..." Lin Zhen was about to hang up the phone angrily, when he suddenly remembered that the problem he had called the ghost to solve had not yet been answered, so he hurriedly said, "Don't change the subject, do you have any way to dissolve the poison in my body? .”
The ghost said briefly: "Eight or nine is not far from ten."
"Then how far is it from ten? You can tell me exactly." Lin Zhen said displeased.
"Whenever you roll back, I will resolve it for you."
The beeping sound of hanging up the phone sounded, and the last words of the ghost gave Lin Zhen a lot of confidence. In fact, he also believed that the ghost had this power. It is Gu poison, even if it is terminally ill, people who are on the verge of death can be brought back to life by him.
Lin Zhen was slapped when he ate it, and then got a candy, no, he should have got a candy, but he was slapped.Well, it probably means this, but I don't know which one is in front and which one is in the back.
Hey, all in all, I'm not happy, devil, do you think it's some licorice, or some little coffee?The most powerful figure in the entire organization.
Now, even the simple task of protecting a beautiful woman for a mere Jiangnan City can't be completed, it's a blow, a blow of Chiguoguo.
Lin Zhen was very upset and wanted to call Sister Yao. No matter what, no matter what, no matter whether she agreed or not, she just didn't need help.
However, before he could make a call, the phone rang.
A strange phone call.
Ahem, in fact, any phone call is unfamiliar to him.
Because he never saved anyone's phone at all.
Lin Zhen answered the phone suspiciously.
"Is it unexpected, is it a surprise..." A young man's ecstatic voice sounded on the other end of the phone.
"Hey...hey...hey...fuck..."
Lin Zhen fed several times in a row, and then the other party just hung up the phone with an inexplicable sentence.
Then he fell on the couch, ready to sleep, but the phone rang again.
The eunuch Wang Xu and the Taoist Ning Fan on the airport pick-up lane had black lines all over their faces. They just got on the phone and were about to surprise the devil, but they were overwhelmed by a series of hellos.
"Asshole, this guy is doing so poorly in Jiangnan City, does he still use PHS on his mobile phone? What era is it now, and the signal is still so poor..."
Wang Xu looked at the phone with a puzzled face.
Ning Fan frowned and said, "You won't buy a counterfeit mobile phone, the signal is so bad?"
"Pitli, I have hundreds of thousands of people every minute who use counterfeit mobile phones. Haven't you seen the logo on the mobile phone? Or do you have no idea what this logo represents? BlackDiamond, there are only five units in the world. Do you understand?"
Ning Fan nodded and said, "I understand, the signals of Huaxia Kingdom do not match. In layman's terms, the systems are not compatible."
"Jian Peat, tell me I can't kill you with my mobile phone." Wang Xu snorted coldly, raised the mobile phone, but was reluctant to drop it, just kidding, now this mobile phone is the only one left in the world, others He had already found a buyer for the four sets, and then snatched them and smashed them into pieces.
There are only five sets in the world, and it has become a unique and exclusive model in the world.
Ning Fan was full of contempt, staring at the bright mobile phone in his hand that few people knew, and said in a strange voice: "No wonder... No wonder the signal is so bad, it is worse than PHS, but what is the price? I don't know how many kidneys I have to sell to afford the exclusive Black Diamond for this shit."
"Okay, since you look down on my mobile phone, then use your antique mobile phone to contact the devil and ask him to pick us up."
Ning Fan stroked his long hair, then shook his head and took out a Nokia non-smart phone from his pocket. The screen almost required a microscope to see the numbers on the screen clearly. Yes, the screen of this phone can only When entering a number, there is not enough space for a text message and two function buttons to be displayed on the screen.
Ringing, ringing, the phone rang again, Lin Zhen looked at the number on the phone, saw an unfamiliar call, didn't answer it, just pressed it.
Ning Fan was very annoyed, and looked at the phone in bewilderment. Wang Xu had cast a contemptuous look over there, and he decisively dialed the phone.
Lin Zhen looked at the screen, this time it was a familiar phone number, yes, I called it once just now.
"Hey, which bastard harassed me to sleep, if you have the guts to report the address, I will check the water meter at your house immediately."
Hearing the familiar voice, Ning Fan immediately showed a proud smile, and gave Wang Xu a puzzled look.
"Demon King, guess who I am?"
"I do not guess you guess guess……"
Cough cough, Ning Fan was so pissed off, he quickly said: "Devil King, I just want to say that you hung up on that guy just now, and you were very relieved. That sentence of hello, hello, brother, I am really willing to bow down!"
"Hey, who are you... hey, hey, hey, fuck..."
Beep beep, the phone was hung up, Ning Fan was in a mess in the wind, he really wanted to appear behind Lin Zhen now, and then ruthlessly, mercilessly stretched out his feet vigorously, kicking him to the ground .
"Nimma, the devil hung up on me, and he didn't know if he knew who I was."
"Grass, hurry up and call, do you want to drink the northwest wind here?"
The phone is called again, but this time it prompts 'Sorry, the user you dialed has turned off...sorry, thenumberyoudialedispoweroff...'
Ning Fan looked helplessly at Wang Xu, and said, "When did we offend brother Zhen? He... He obviously did it on purpose..."
"Call the police, call 110 directly..." Wang Xu rolled his eyes and said.
It didn't take three seconds for Ning Fan to come to his senses, and couldn't help giving Wang Xu a thumbs up.
(End of this chapter)
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