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Chapter 25 Come, Come, Come, Perform Artificial Respiration
Chapter 25 Come, Come, Come, Perform Artificial Respiration
"Captain, although this guy is alive, he has drank a lot of water. I will give him first aid now!" Yu Zhiqian said while placing his hands on the chest of the one-eyed pirate, and pressed it lightly nine times. , pressed hard, simple cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but a bit substandard.
Cyclops opened his mouth suddenly, protruding a large mouthful of water, but his abdomen was still bulging. Yu Zhiqian continued to press his chest cavity. As for artificial respiration, it was impossible. This Cyclops was so disgusting, how could he give him artificial respiration.
"Yu Zhiqian, do you know first aid? Cardiopulmonary resuscitation must be combined with artificial respiration!"
Yu Zhiqian heard Lu Chen's voice in the earpiece, this guy is a medical soldier, and he is a professional first aider, but Yu Zhiqian looked at the pirate's face and disgusting yellow teeth: "Lu Chen, come here if you have the ability!"
After finishing speaking, he continued to press his chest. The one-eyed dragon kept pressing his chest. Yu Zhiqian kept repeating a sentence in his mind, artificial respiration, impossible, absolutely impossible to give artificial respiration to this one-eyed dragon. He looks ugly and disgusting. Even if you jump off this speedboat, you won't do artificial respiration!
"Yu Zhiqian, do as Lu Chen said!"
"Yes, Captain!"
After Yu Zhiqian finished answering, he said silently in his heart: "It smells so good!" After he finished speaking, resisting the urge to kill this guy, he slowly approached this guy's mouth, pinched both cheeks with his hands, and then closed his eyes. He kissed him, and then sucked in forcefully, sucking out some debris from Cyclops' trachea.
Looking up at the sky, Yu Zhiqian just wanted to say that luckily it wasn't his first kiss. Sure enough, after Master Wang Jingze invented the law of true fragrance, no one can violate it so far.
"Ouch!" After sighing, Yu Zhiqian quickly bowed his head, spit a few mouthfuls, wiped his mouth with his hands, and then continued to press his chest. At this time, Yang Rui's voice came from the headset again: "Lu Chen, Yu Zhiqian Do you really need artificial respiration?"
"Actually, it's not necessary. Artificial respiration is mainly to help comatose patients breathe again or to suck out the blockage in the trachea. But here is sea water, not a river. There are relatively few sediments and foreign objects in the water, so do cardiopulmonary resuscitation directly. That's it."
Yu Zhiqian now had the urge to beat Lu Chen up, coughed lightly: "Captain, this is a public channel, I can hear it!"
"Damn!"
Lu Chen said a word, went offline in seconds, and pretended to be dead, while Yu Zhiqian said while doing CPR, "Captain, can I apply to beat Lu Chen up?"
"No! Pay attention to team harmony! But..."
"But what!"
"But if no one sees, no one knows, right?"
"Roger that!"
Yu Zhiqian has already started to calculate in his mind, after completing the task, how to teach that guy Lu Chen a good lesson, let himself kiss such a disgusting man, as a straight man of steel, he can tolerate black girls, but black men, Forget it, it's too disgusting, thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian felt like throwing up again.
"Okay, this is a public channel, not a place for joking, pay attention to the impact!" The captain's Gao Yun's voice came, and everyone shut up immediately.
"Yes, Captain!"
"Yes, Captain!"
"..."
An innocuous joke ended like this, and on the LY, Gao Yun touched his chin and looked at the political commissar beside him: "Commissioner Zhao, did you capture the screenshot just now?"
"I've already been intercepted, Lao Gao, what do you want?"
Gao Yun smiled mysteriously, and gently touched Zhao Haiguang with his arm: "Old Zhao, you said that when Yu Zhigan is discharged from the army, we will give him this photo as a gift. What do you think he will do?"
Old Zhao Bai glanced at Gao Yun, and then couldn't help laughing, he really wanted to see Yu Zhiqian's expression when he received this photo when he was discharged from the army: "I think Xiao Yu might just beat us up! "
"He dares!"
"Everyone has retired from the army, why dare not!"
"Even if I'm retired, I'm still his old chief, and he's going against the sky!" After speaking, he looked at the rest of the command ship: "Stop laughing, don't tell anyone about this, especially you, monk , you have the biggest mouth!"
"Yes, Captain!"
Gao Yun and Zhao Haiguang were in a very good mood because they successfully completed the mission, there were no casualties among their men, and they were in a very good mood. A face darker than Bao Qingtian.
Just when everyone was putting the finishing touches on, there was a sudden exclamation from Seabird One: "Seabird One is calling, Seabird One is calling!"
"Speaking!"
It was a public channel, so Yu Zhiqian could hear it, and his heart tightened, something happened to Luo Xing, right?This time Luo Xing did not go deep alone, and during the exchange of fire, he did not hear the news of anyone being shot.
"Luo Xing has a sudden illness, and the abdominal pain is unbearable, repeat, Luo Xing has a sudden illness, and the abdominal pain is unbearable, it's over!"
"Received! You evacuate first!"
After listening to the conversation, Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, what is Luo Xing's sudden illness and unbearable abdominal pain?Is this guy so unlucky?Because of his existence, he attracted most of the firepower and was not injured, but he didn't expect that he would be sick. It seems that the next move is to change the sniper.
Yu Zhiqian touched his chin, what is this called?Is it the inertia of history?Yu Zhiqian shook his head, put this unrealistic idea behind him, and continued to rescue the one-eyed dragon.
Half a minute later, two speedboats approached Yu Zhiqian's speedboat. Lu Chen sat in the speedboat and looked at Yu Zhiqian, stuck out his tongue, and then took over Yu Zhiqian's job and started to rescue Cyclops.
Yu Zhiqian looked at Lu Chen's constant busyness, and sneered: "Lu Chen, I remember you said that artificial respiration seems to be needed. I think my artificial respiration is not standard. How about you try it out?"
Lu Chen looked at Yu Zhiqian in embarrassment, coughed lightly, and eased the awkward atmosphere: "That old Yu, I was just joking!"
Yu Zhiqian squeezed his sandbag-sized fist, raised his eyebrows: "Oh, are you kidding me?" You said that if my fist hit you, would it be considered a joke?
Lu Chen didn't know if Yu Zhiqian was joking or really angry, but thinking about his own joke, it seemed a bit too much: "Well, I'll show you the correct way of artificial respiration!"
"Come on, everyone, let's learn. Lu Chen wants to show us the correct way of artificial respiration!" Yu Zhiqian shouted into the headset fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and then Yang Rui of the Guangzhou ship looked over with a telescope. Seabird No. [-] also flew over slowly, and the big screen of LY was also watching.
And now Luo Xing, who was suffering from abdominal pain, heard Yu Zhiqian's words, with cold sweat on his forehead, and said slowly: "I think I can persevere, and I want to learn too!"
"Don't worry, we'll record a video for you!"
Shi Shi, who came with the speedboat, looked at Lu Chen with a determined face, and took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it over: "Eat the candy and do it again, it feels like first love!"
(End of this chapter)
"Captain, although this guy is alive, he has drank a lot of water. I will give him first aid now!" Yu Zhiqian said while placing his hands on the chest of the one-eyed pirate, and pressed it lightly nine times. , pressed hard, simple cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but a bit substandard.
Cyclops opened his mouth suddenly, protruding a large mouthful of water, but his abdomen was still bulging. Yu Zhiqian continued to press his chest cavity. As for artificial respiration, it was impossible. This Cyclops was so disgusting, how could he give him artificial respiration.
"Yu Zhiqian, do you know first aid? Cardiopulmonary resuscitation must be combined with artificial respiration!"
Yu Zhiqian heard Lu Chen's voice in the earpiece, this guy is a medical soldier, and he is a professional first aider, but Yu Zhiqian looked at the pirate's face and disgusting yellow teeth: "Lu Chen, come here if you have the ability!"
After finishing speaking, he continued to press his chest. The one-eyed dragon kept pressing his chest. Yu Zhiqian kept repeating a sentence in his mind, artificial respiration, impossible, absolutely impossible to give artificial respiration to this one-eyed dragon. He looks ugly and disgusting. Even if you jump off this speedboat, you won't do artificial respiration!
"Yu Zhiqian, do as Lu Chen said!"
"Yes, Captain!"
After Yu Zhiqian finished answering, he said silently in his heart: "It smells so good!" After he finished speaking, resisting the urge to kill this guy, he slowly approached this guy's mouth, pinched both cheeks with his hands, and then closed his eyes. He kissed him, and then sucked in forcefully, sucking out some debris from Cyclops' trachea.
Looking up at the sky, Yu Zhiqian just wanted to say that luckily it wasn't his first kiss. Sure enough, after Master Wang Jingze invented the law of true fragrance, no one can violate it so far.
"Ouch!" After sighing, Yu Zhiqian quickly bowed his head, spit a few mouthfuls, wiped his mouth with his hands, and then continued to press his chest. At this time, Yang Rui's voice came from the headset again: "Lu Chen, Yu Zhiqian Do you really need artificial respiration?"
"Actually, it's not necessary. Artificial respiration is mainly to help comatose patients breathe again or to suck out the blockage in the trachea. But here is sea water, not a river. There are relatively few sediments and foreign objects in the water, so do cardiopulmonary resuscitation directly. That's it."
Yu Zhiqian now had the urge to beat Lu Chen up, coughed lightly: "Captain, this is a public channel, I can hear it!"
"Damn!"
Lu Chen said a word, went offline in seconds, and pretended to be dead, while Yu Zhiqian said while doing CPR, "Captain, can I apply to beat Lu Chen up?"
"No! Pay attention to team harmony! But..."
"But what!"
"But if no one sees, no one knows, right?"
"Roger that!"
Yu Zhiqian has already started to calculate in his mind, after completing the task, how to teach that guy Lu Chen a good lesson, let himself kiss such a disgusting man, as a straight man of steel, he can tolerate black girls, but black men, Forget it, it's too disgusting, thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian felt like throwing up again.
"Okay, this is a public channel, not a place for joking, pay attention to the impact!" The captain's Gao Yun's voice came, and everyone shut up immediately.
"Yes, Captain!"
"Yes, Captain!"
"..."
An innocuous joke ended like this, and on the LY, Gao Yun touched his chin and looked at the political commissar beside him: "Commissioner Zhao, did you capture the screenshot just now?"
"I've already been intercepted, Lao Gao, what do you want?"
Gao Yun smiled mysteriously, and gently touched Zhao Haiguang with his arm: "Old Zhao, you said that when Yu Zhigan is discharged from the army, we will give him this photo as a gift. What do you think he will do?"
Old Zhao Bai glanced at Gao Yun, and then couldn't help laughing, he really wanted to see Yu Zhiqian's expression when he received this photo when he was discharged from the army: "I think Xiao Yu might just beat us up! "
"He dares!"
"Everyone has retired from the army, why dare not!"
"Even if I'm retired, I'm still his old chief, and he's going against the sky!" After speaking, he looked at the rest of the command ship: "Stop laughing, don't tell anyone about this, especially you, monk , you have the biggest mouth!"
"Yes, Captain!"
Gao Yun and Zhao Haiguang were in a very good mood because they successfully completed the mission, there were no casualties among their men, and they were in a very good mood. A face darker than Bao Qingtian.
Just when everyone was putting the finishing touches on, there was a sudden exclamation from Seabird One: "Seabird One is calling, Seabird One is calling!"
"Speaking!"
It was a public channel, so Yu Zhiqian could hear it, and his heart tightened, something happened to Luo Xing, right?This time Luo Xing did not go deep alone, and during the exchange of fire, he did not hear the news of anyone being shot.
"Luo Xing has a sudden illness, and the abdominal pain is unbearable, repeat, Luo Xing has a sudden illness, and the abdominal pain is unbearable, it's over!"
"Received! You evacuate first!"
After listening to the conversation, Yu Zhiqian was stunned for a moment, what is Luo Xing's sudden illness and unbearable abdominal pain?Is this guy so unlucky?Because of his existence, he attracted most of the firepower and was not injured, but he didn't expect that he would be sick. It seems that the next move is to change the sniper.
Yu Zhiqian touched his chin, what is this called?Is it the inertia of history?Yu Zhiqian shook his head, put this unrealistic idea behind him, and continued to rescue the one-eyed dragon.
Half a minute later, two speedboats approached Yu Zhiqian's speedboat. Lu Chen sat in the speedboat and looked at Yu Zhiqian, stuck out his tongue, and then took over Yu Zhiqian's job and started to rescue Cyclops.
Yu Zhiqian looked at Lu Chen's constant busyness, and sneered: "Lu Chen, I remember you said that artificial respiration seems to be needed. I think my artificial respiration is not standard. How about you try it out?"
Lu Chen looked at Yu Zhiqian in embarrassment, coughed lightly, and eased the awkward atmosphere: "That old Yu, I was just joking!"
Yu Zhiqian squeezed his sandbag-sized fist, raised his eyebrows: "Oh, are you kidding me?" You said that if my fist hit you, would it be considered a joke?
Lu Chen didn't know if Yu Zhiqian was joking or really angry, but thinking about his own joke, it seemed a bit too much: "Well, I'll show you the correct way of artificial respiration!"
"Come on, everyone, let's learn. Lu Chen wants to show us the correct way of artificial respiration!" Yu Zhiqian shouted into the headset fearing that the world would not be chaotic, and then Yang Rui of the Guangzhou ship looked over with a telescope. Seabird No. [-] also flew over slowly, and the big screen of LY was also watching.
And now Luo Xing, who was suffering from abdominal pain, heard Yu Zhiqian's words, with cold sweat on his forehead, and said slowly: "I think I can persevere, and I want to learn too!"
"Don't worry, we'll record a video for you!"
Shi Shi, who came with the speedboat, looked at Lu Chen with a determined face, and took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it over: "Eat the candy and do it again, it feels like first love!"
(End of this chapter)
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