The wonderful life of a supernatural master

Chapter 2044 Neuropathy

Tang Yu watched Bai Bing and Chu Yarou walk into the supermarket, and sat down on the wooden chair at the entrance of the supermarket. The moon was dark and the wind was high, and the air was fresh, which was very suitable for meditation. Tang Yu sat down and began to think about a problem. That is the mysterious word at noon today, a girl will disappear within five days, who is it?
At this moment, Tang Yu suddenly felt footsteps behind him, and Tang Yu turned his head to look.

"Ha!" Just as Tang Yu turned his head away, suddenly a "ghost face" appeared, his face was completely white, his lips were blood red, and what was even more terrible was that this guy smelled like shit, and he seemed to be smeared. Red paint, disgusting as hell.If it was an ordinary person, if he was frightened in the dark, he would have been scared out of his wits, and he would be insane even if he didn't die. Even Tang Yu froze for a while.

"Ha!" Lu Tianhei couldn't help but jumped in surprise, thinking what was going on, why wasn't the other party scared?He has scared one person to death like this, and several others have been frightened into insanity. I didn't expect to scare this guy. Isn't this amazing?So Lu Tianhei bared his teeth again, baring his teeth. His teeth were all yellow and black. In order to achieve a scary effect, he hadn't brushed his teeth for half a year. For that.

Lu Tianhei looked at the guy in front of him, but he didn't expect that he still didn't move. This surprised him, thinking what's going on?Are you scared stupid?Lu Tianhei sneered very much, thinking that he was indeed frightened, and gestured a few times in front of Tang Yu with his hand, but he still didn't respond.

"Haha!" Lu Tianhei was very happy, and he didn't care about Tang Yu, he just looked around and looked for other people to scare him.

"Wait." Just as Lu Tianhei turned around, a voice came suddenly. Lu Tianhei turned his head to look, but found that there was no one behind him. Looking at Tang Yu, could it be him? "You, what are you talking about?"

"Yes." Tang Yu smiled exaggeratedly. "You are really scary, why are you pretending to be a ghost?"

"Karma?" Lu Tianhei was taken aback again, thinking that this kid is still talking normally? "You, aren't you stupid? Are you not scared stupid?" Lu Tianhei thought, if he wasn't scared stupid, it would be a failure.

"Uh, I was scared stupid, don't you see that I am stupid now?" Tang Yu laughed.

"Eh..." Lu Tianhei was taken aback for a moment, thinking that this kid's head must be abnormal, or he wouldn't be scared to death if he saw himself. "It's fine if you're stupid, it's fine if you're stupid. Then you know? Tell you, but you can't tell others. In fact, in fact, I'm not a ghost, I'm a real ghost!"

"Ah? So you are a real ghost!" Tang Yu pretended to be surprised again, "I heard that ghosts are not afraid of death, are you afraid? If you are afraid of death, then you are not a ghost."

"Ah?" Lu Tianhei was shocked again. Originally, he came out of a mental hospital and his mind was abnormal. Hearing Tang Yu's words at this moment, Lu Tianhei was shocked and said hurriedly: "I'm a ghost, who am I afraid of?" ? Of course I'm not afraid of death!"

"Okay, can I try it?" Tang Yu said.

"Try it? Just try it, no one is afraid of anyone." Lu Tianhei said with a smile.At this moment, Tang Yu picked up a brick from the ground next to him, and hit Lu Tianhei on the forehead with a "bang", causing blood to flow profusely.

"Ah!" Lu Tianhei yelled. He didn't expect Tang Yu to really hit him, but he thought that he was a ghost. If he hurt, he wouldn't be laughed at by this kid. "I'm a ghost, I'm not afraid, just keep fighting!"

"Crack!" Tang Yu turned his head to take another picture, and at this moment the blood on Lu Tianhei's head sprayed out directly.Tang Yu beat this perverted fool to death for fear of hitting again, "It seems that you are a real ghost, I am convinced, you go away!"

"Okay, okay, thank you, come to me if you want to become a ghost in the future, this is my business card, I have developed into several apprentices, one of them is in the supermarket, and some are in other places, Okay, goodbye." Lu Tianhei said and dropped a business card.Tang Yu glanced at it, it was handwritten, and there was a contact number on it.Tang Yu smiled speechlessly, now society really has everyone.

etc!There is one in the supermarket?Tang Yu was busy looking through perspective, and walked in.

And in the supermarket, Bai Bing and Chu Yarou are choosing women's products at the moment, women don't feel shy to buy this together, they just introduce each other's good and bad, and start to choose.

"Beauty, it will be more comfortable to use this." At this moment, a long-haired man suddenly came out from a container aisle, and the man actually held a shaking man in his hand that looked like plastic!

"Ah!" Chu Yarou couldn't help screaming.

"Pervert!" Bai Bing glared at the man angrily.

"Am I perverted? Haha, that's great. I like people calling me perverted. May I let you try this now? I won't charge you, and I will serve you well. Don't worry, it's not me. Use this for your own." The perverted man with long hair came forward slowly.

"Bingbing, Yarou, don't be afraid." Tang Yu walked over directly, hugged Chu Yarou, looked at the guy with long hair, did not expect that what the "ghost" said was true, and there was actually a pervert in this supermarket.

"Tang Yu..." Chu Yarou was so tender and indignant that she never expected to meet perverts here.

"What's going on?" At this time, the waiter from the supermarket also ran over, the waiter was also a woman, and when she saw the object in the hands of the perverted man, she was extremely ashamed and indignant, "Pervert, get out, or I will call the police! "

"Haha, why, do you want it too? It's okay, after the two of them are comfortable, it will be you." At this moment, the man said to the waiter.

The waiter cursed again, and then called the police directly.

"You found the wrong person, do you know?" Tang Yu walked to the front with a smile, "Do you know that you will be unlucky?"

"Why haha, do you want it too? Haven't you grown yourself? I only serve beauties, not men. Of course, if you want, I will also make your chrysanthemum disabled." Said with a smile.

"Um, you are hopeless." Tang Yu thought that this was probably crazy, and he was accepted as an apprentice by the "ghost" just now. "I have met your master, your master is very capable, and you are not bad, but why are you looking for me and my wife, that is your fault."

"Have you met my master? Haha, my master is handsome, my master is much more handsome than me. Wait, why haven't you been scared to death by my master!" The man suddenly looked at Tang Yu strangely.

"No, I've been scared silly, don't you see it?" Tang Yu smiled. "Your master is outside, and he asked you to go out."

"Really? I think you are stupid too, otherwise how could you be so calm when you saw me. Master is outside? Well, I have to go out first, three beauties, I will come back later and use this to serve you." As he said that, the man hurried out.

Tang Yu looked back at the frightened Bai Bing and Chu Yarou with a smile: "How is it? Have you bought it? Let's go out."

"Yeah!" Bai Bing and Chu Yarou hurriedly nodded, they were already scared of this place, so they should hurry out.

The three of them followed Tang Yu to the outside. At this moment, the man was looking around outside. Seeing Tang Yu coming out, he hurriedly asked, "Where is my master?"

"Your master? Here? How about I take you there." Tang Yu smiled.

"Good." The man was very happy.

"Boom!" Tang Yu kicked, but it wasn't fatal. He just kicked the kid to the opposite side, hit the wall, and fainted directly.

(End of this chapter)