The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Su Jin shook his head and made some comments about the facilities in the room before turning his head and saying to the big black man: "This brother, I want your help with something."

The big man in black seems to be just ferocious, but he is very gentle in his bones. Although the two of them speak rudely, they look cute and cute. The big man in black seems to be acquainted.

"Brother, why are you being polite to me, Wu Hengxin? I'm famously warm-hearted in Laizhou Prefecture."

Su Jin smiled and said: "It's so good, how about moving your position?"

Wu Hengxin didn't understand and quickly asked: "Move the position? How do you move?"

Su Jin took out the number plate of his school dormitory from his bosom and said, "Pack up your luggage and bedding and move them to this dormitory to live in. This cousin is timid and not used to sleeping with other people, only used to sleep with the next one." How about changing rooms with him, brother?"

Xia Silin blushed when he heard Su Jin say that he only liked to share a room with him, so Yunyun didn't know if he was talking nonsense or trying to spy on him secretly; he thought again: why did he change rooms to share the same room with him? live?If so, don't you live in the same room with a man?I don't know what his plan is not to expose it beforehand, and then argue with him later.

Wu Hengxin took the number plate and looked at the number on the side. Suddenly, he jumped up as if someone had stepped on his tail and shouted: "Oh, I understand, so you are here to lie to my room. Look, look, what is this?" Room No. 36 in the north is right next to the instructor's apartment, and it faces north, so the light is not good. It must be due to my south-facing, ventilated, and sunny location, right?"

Su Jin and Xia Silin looked at each other in blank dismay, never dreaming that this big black man could think so far, it's dumbfounding.

Seeing the dumbfounded looks of the two, Wu Hengxin laughed triumphantly and said, "I saw through the tricks and tricks and played in front of Wu Hengxin. This is all left over from my master's play."

Su Jin sighed and said: "Brother Wu is really wise, martial, intelligent, and intelligent. If I knew it, I wouldn't have spent this week making excuses."

Wu Heng laughed triumphantly and said, "You're wise."

Su Jin leaned forward and asked, "Then Brother Wu, would you like to change?"

Wu Hengxin burst into a burst of fried beans and pointed at Su Jin's nose and said, "Do you think I'm a fool? Don't you want to live in a good school? Your room No. 36 faces the corner of the instructor's apartment." This latrine is smelly and cold when the north wind blows in winter. If you can’t live in it, can I live in it?”

Su Jin frowned and said, "What conditions do you want? How about giving you consistent money?"

Wu Hengxin smiled again: "Can I give you money? Let me be quiet for a while, have you never seen money? My family is also known as a hundred and eighty thousand Laizhou mansion. Inquire about who doesn't know our Laizhou Wu My family is the butcher king of Laizhou."

Su Jin yelled in his stomach: I thought this person was straightforward and foolish, but he was born in a business family. He looks like a big stupid bear, and he suffers like a monkey. He will definitely not do things like this, but this stupid person thinks right It is even more difficult to deal with the fact that Su Jin thinks that the location of his room is good.

"Brother, do you want to change?" Su Jin had no choice but to threaten and threaten.

"I don't! My mother said that it is reasonable to travel all over the world. Why should I live in my own dormitory for your cousin? I don't care what kind of background you have, but I spent more than 1000 yuan to enter this academy. Can you tell me?" What's the matter?" Wu Heng yelled with his neck stuck.

Su Jin scratched his head, but he couldn't help but see Xia Silin with a pair of beautiful eyes, looking at him with a half-smile, and there was a mockery in his eyes, knowing that he had talked too much before, and now he was at a loss what to do to provoke this girl to him Some look down upon it.

Xia Silin was indeed very disappointed with Su Jin. Such a stupid way finally said that he would use the usual money in exchange for this kind of low-handed method. He had already used it when he was fighting for the house with himself. I was so happy that I even put aside my worries about my family affairs being blocked for a while.

Su Jin turned his eyes and suddenly stood up and said, "Since you are determined not to change Brother Wu, then I will tell the truth."

Wu Heng shook his head like a rattle and said, "If you don't change it, you don't change it, I don't care what you say."

Su Jin leaned close to Wu Hengxin's ear mysteriously and endured the smell of sweat on his body: "I can tell you that I have nocturnal wanderlust when I get up and walk around at night, even if I stab someone with a knife, I don't know. "

Wu Hengxin was startled and felt a little nervous. He raised his head to see Su Jin's arms and legs, and suddenly laughed loudly, "You have nocturnal excursions? Master, you still lose your mind and want to play tricks with me, and don't even see if you're all hairy." I'd like to see how your nocturnal wanderlust develops."

Su Jin was so angry that he gritted his teeth and said, "That's all the good words. Since you don't listen to my advice, if something happens, don't rely on me. When the next night tour occurs, I am ignorant and unconscious. The only one who can't wake up even if the thunder is blown is my cousin. It's useless to talk too much if it can wake me up, it's getting late, let's wait and see."

Wu Hengxin laughed so hard that tears were coming down, pointing at Su Jin's nose as if he saw a monster, when Su Jin slammed the door and came out, he heard this guy laughing non-stop in the room.

Xia Silin was quite happy before that Su Jin was deflated, and now he feels a little pitiful for Su Jin. This petty official is not more than a year or two older than himself, but he always likes to pretend to be old. Now being ridiculed by others is so embarrassing that he can't think of it. He came to scare people, but Wu Hengxin wasn't afraid of it at all. It's really dumbfounding.

"What should we do now?" Xia Silin asked after Su Jin cautiously.

Su Jin said with a pale face, "What should I do? This cold salad guy is ignorant and wants him to look good."

Xia Silin could see that Su Jin was really agitated and said hastily: "Brother Su, why don't you think of another way? If there is no other way, this book is not worth it."

Su Jin said: "Now it's not a question of whether you book or not, but a question of me, Su Jin, being laughed at by that idiot. If you take it in tonight, you will learn from me if you listen to me."

Seeing that he was full of confidence, Xia Silin could not dissuade him from following him full of sorrow.

……

As night fell, the lecturer Cao Min brought a group of students from the old fritter maintenance club to the dormitory to check the candles and urge them to sleep. It was a busy day. The new students were a little tired and did not wait for anyone to urge them to wash up. Go to bed after a while.

Xia Silin, who is on the cool couch in room 36 in the north, is neatly dressed and huddled behind the curtain, with his black eyes open and looking forward to something nervously; outside the curtain, a student from Suzhou has already fallen asleep deeply. I tried to talk to Xia Silin, but Xia Silin didn't even look him in the eye. This person's temper was very arrogant, so he stopped talking to Xia Silin, which was exactly what Xia Silin wished for.

The night watch was louder than the dark silence outside, and the occasional chirping of summer insects in the grass outside the window added to the silence of the night.

Xia Silin waited a little anxiously, she didn't know what Su Jin was going to do in Nanshiliufang; although she was spoiled and expensive, she often acted a little rebellious, but it was the first time that she followed Su Jin to play tricks like this. This feeling of excitement, nervousness and excitement made her little heart thump and thump, almost out of breath.

While waiting anxiously, Xia Silin wondered whether Su Jin had completely forgotten about this matter. In the dark, Xia Silin moved his small mouth and began to mutter and curse Su Jin for coaxing himself into this school dormitory to share a room with a strange man. After this night in the room, I will go back home without looking back.

While struggling, a dull but heart-piercing roar resounded throughout the school compound: "There is a ghost, my mother!"

Xia Silin was so startled by the voice that her hair stood on end and she shrank into a ball. Suddenly she realized that Su Jin's good show had begun.