The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Su Jin's robbing was like a whip on King Teng's face, and King Teng's lungs almost exploded.

"The face of a villain, the face of a villain, one moment ago he was respectful and polite, but now he turns his face and is ruthless. Fortunately, I just win him over. If this person really becomes my confidant, the blow to me in the future will be devastating. of."

King Teng hated his teeth itching, but at the same time secretly rejoiced that Su Jin had revealed his true colors so quickly. What he wondered was why Su Jin would blatantly fight against him for an irrelevant person. He looked like a smart person. So stupid at this point.

No matter what, he must not be spared today, insulting himself face to face in the public, if he can bear this, then he will not be called Wang Ye, but a bastard in the future.

"Officer Qin, when it comes to talking, you are definitely not his opponent, but why do you talk nonsense to him and take him! If he wants to be a hero, this king will naturally fulfill him. Who told this king to appreciate him more? What?" King Teng waved his hand, looking a little disheartened.

"Follow the order of the lord." Qin Fei became excited. He was not interested in such so-called elegant things such as traveling in mountains and rivers.

"Su Jin, you have failed my king's love for you and given you a chance, but you didn't know how to cherish it, and instead spoke rudely. No wonder I'm the king; don't you like stuffing cow dung and donkey dung for people to eat? Manager Qin, feed him some and let him taste it, he will definitely not refuse; as the saying goes: "Don't do to others what you don't want, and what he does to others must be what you want."

Once he made up his mind, the anger in King Teng's heart suddenly dissipated, and he wanted to play with Su Jin slowly, like a cat playing with a mouse, until he wanted to live and die, until he regretted that he came to this world; Thinking about it, not only was King Teng not angry, but he was in a good mood, and there was even a bit of teasing in his words.

Talented scholars from the Poetry Club quickly lined up, without exception, following the prince's footsteps. Someone jokingly said: "The prince is repaying a grudge with virtue. You can give him whatever Su Jin loves. If Mr. Su is still a person, he should be grateful for his virtue. "

"That's right, the lord really didn't tell Mr. Su that I just wanted to taste it, but the lord won't let me..."

"Idiot, you just want to taste it, don't you know how to say anything?"

"This...a slip of the tongue, brother, don't blame me."

Qin Fei looked at Su Jin with a chuckle and said, "Master Su, you have heard what the lord said, don't be afraid that there is no cow dung or horse dung here, there is a lot of bird droppings here, grab a handful in the forest, enough is enough, hahaha. "

Wang Anshi said angrily: "You are embarrassing the royal family, you can do such things, let me tell you, I am a student of Yingtian Academy, although I have no fame, but if you dare to do this, it will insult the name of gentleness It's impossible to run away."

Zhao Zongdan laughed loudly and said, "Insulting the gentleman? What a big crime, I'm going to be scared to death by you, Manager Qin, why don't you do it? I'm waiting to watch the show."

As soon as Qin Fei waved his hand, seven or eight servants of the palace immediately stared at Su and Wang. Qin Fei said: "Take it and tie it up, use a wooden stick to open your mouth, and then go to the forest to get a few handfuls of bird droppings. If the two hard-bodied young masters shut up and refuse to eat, they will knock out all their teeth with stones, and they must be fed, if they are not full, you don't have to eat today, and eat bird droppings with them."

When the servants heard this, they didn't dare to be negligent, and rushed up with all their strength, and the first one reached out and grabbed Su Jin's clothes; Su Jin knew that today was not a good situation, eating bird droppings, dreaming!Even if he died, his reputation must not be tarnished. Immediately, he lifted his robe and kicked that servant's stomach. The servant who kicked turned pale and squatted down to rub his stomach "ahhhhhhhh".

"Straight mother thief, if you dare to fight back, do it to me." Qin Fei cursed angrily, and waved with his sleeves rolled up to signal the servants who were huddled behind to do it together.

The servants rushed forward, surrounded Wang Anshi and Su Jin, and greeted them like raindrops of fists and feet. How could Su Jin and Wang Anshi be willing to submit, and fought back with fists and kicks.

Although the two have no martial arts skills, they are quite flexible in practicing Cuju skills on weekdays, and they are brave under the struggle to resist humiliation. The servant's lower body was hit one after another, and he rolled over while clutching his lower body in pain.

Su Jin said apologetically, "Brother, no wonder I am ruthless. There are so many of you."

Wang Anshi rolled his eyes, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and slapped a servant who rushed up, panting, "Brother Su, this has hurt you, and this has caused a big problem."

Su Jin smiled and said, "Brother Wang, what's the use of saying this now? Why don't you kowtow to apologize."

Wang Anshi laughed and said, "You have a good idea."

The two chatted while fighting. King Teng and Qin Fei were so angry that they kept yelling at the servants to rush forward. Under the wheel battle, Su Jin and Wang Anshi couldn't hold it anymore. They just stared blankly, and Wang Anshi fell to the ground One of the servants desperately hugged his calf and rolled on the ground. Su Jin was left alone. His fists were no match for more than a dozen hands. After a little resistance, he received a lot of punches and kicks, and was soon firmly controlled.

The servants were panting like cows, and even Qin Fei was panting, his face was covered with sweat, and he cursed: "You're still so damn tall, come, come and get some things in the forest."

A scholar from the poetry club worked tirelessly and was not afraid of the stench. He brought a pile of bird droppings from the hill with a fan and put them on the stone table in the pavilion. Manager, is this bird droppings still available?"

Qin Fei nodded and said, "That's right, Mr. Li has good eyesight. This bird droppings are moist and slippery, with a strong smell. I think it suits Mr. Su's taste the best."

Mr. Li laughed and said: "That's natural, I have a better understanding..." Suddenly, he realized that this sentence was like saying that he also likes to eat this thing, so he hurriedly ate the word 'tong', almost biting it in a hurry own tongue.

"Ah Er, Ah San, feed these two boys. If you don't want to eat, give me a stick."

The two servants who had been caught in the slut slowed down, and regardless of the smell of bird droppings, they grabbed a handful and walked towards Su Jin and Wang Anshi, muttering: "Straight mother thief! I almost broke me!" Fate. Genzi, if I don’t fill your stomach with bird droppings today, I’ll be considered as a failure.”

Su Jin looked at Wang Anshi with a wry smile. Their hair was disheveled and their faces covered with scratches. They were in a panic. Seeing Ah Er Ah San approaching grinningly with dripping bird droppings in their hands, their hands and feet were restrained, and there was nothing they could do.

"Brother Su, I have no face to face people this time. It is a sin for me to stand shameless in this world and bring brother Su into trouble." Wang Anshi sighed.

Su Jin laughed and said, "What humiliation did you suffer? When did Brother Wang become so sentimental?"

Wang Anshi had nothing to do with this heartless Su Jin. He was about to suffer the shame and humiliation of swallowing bird droppings, yet he pretended to be stupid and could still laugh; Wang Anshi sighed and said, "Don't say anything, Brother Su, I, Wang Anshi, owe you something, but I can only pay it back in my next life."

Su Jin laughed so hard that tears almost flowed out. Zhao Zongdan heard his laughter was extremely harsh, and shouted angrily: "What are you still dawdling about? Shut his mouth."

Ah Er Ah San stepped forward quickly, raised a handful of bird droppings and stuffed them into the mouths of Su Jin and Wang Anshi, only to hear Su Jin imitating King Teng's tone and shouting: "What are you still dawdling about? A bunch of bastards, wait to see me It's a joke, isn't it?"

Zhao Zongdan, Qin Fei and others didn't know where Su Jin's words came from, but the scene that happened immediately in front of them answered their questions. They saw a few figures scrambling behind the pillars of the pavilion, and the leader, a fat black man, stuck his neck and put two big fists Swing it up and shine a hammer on Ah Er Ah San's eyes, each with an eye-sealing hammer.

Their eyes were sealed, their hands reacted naturally, they hurriedly covered their faces, completely forgetting that there was still a lot of wet bird droppings in their hands, and when they realized it, their faces were already covered with bird droppings; The mouth and seven orifices are full of bird droppings, and the whole person is like a thick mask of bird droppings.

The rest of them, headed by Wei Songhe, went up and kicked the servants who had grabbed the hands and feet of Su Jin and Wang Anshi.

The sudden change stunned King Teng, and Qin Fei shouted in horror: "You guys, are you rebelling? Someone... protect the prince."

Qin Fei bluffed and stopped in front of King Teng, but no one followed him to protect King Teng. Several servants were rolling on the ground, but the scholars of the poetry club all shrank behind the prince. Counting on them was like counting on mountains The wind is gone.

At the moment there are six people on the other side. Although there are many people on my side, there are only a few servants who can do it. These poetry club scholars are more than arty. If the opponent jumps over the wall in a hurry, the prince is in danger.

Su Jin laughed loudly, straightened his clothes, tied his headband, walked up to King Teng and said, "My lord, you have too many hats, and now you are going to say that we are going to rebel. We are all good citizens of the Song Dynasty." , It will not be my turn to rebel in eight lifetimes. Although we are students, we are not the ones to be slaughtered. It is not my fault today. I know that you will never let me go, my lord. It’s okay, Su Jin Wait, don't you think you can cover the sky with your hands in Yingtian Mansion. There are some things I just don't want to say. If you are in a hurry, I can do anything. Go to the capital and sue to the door of Lord Yan Shu, the third envoy Going up, I can't see the holy mountain, but I can definitely see Lord Yan."

Qin Fei said angrily: "Frenzy! You are too arrogant. After you go down the mountain, you will be reported to the Tianfu Yamen to take you."

Su Jin sneered and said: "Why do you take us? Just because we don't want to eat the bird droppings given by your lord? If this is also the reason for being convicted, most people in the world will laugh to death. My lord, in the end I just say In a word, you are the prince, we are the common people, we are innocent, you enjoy your glory and wealth, I have waited for the life of the common people, but the prince insists on not letting the common people live a peaceful life , let’s just break up, everyone don’t want to live a good life; the six of us are all students of Yingtian, if one of these people has an accident in the future, I will hand over a letter in my hand to In Master Yan's hands, this is the end of my words, and I will leave."

After Su Jin finished speaking, he turned around and left, Qin Fei gritted his teeth and said, "My lord, this villain will go down the mountain and ask Mr. Tang to send a servant to arrest these madmen."

Zhao Zongdan's face was livid, and he looked at the backs of Su Jin and others going down the mountain and said: "Don't act rashly, it seems that this kid is holding something in his hand, even if there is nothing, this matter is not enough to convict him, on the contrary It provokes discussion; let him be arrogant, find an opportunity to do him secretly."

Qin Fei nodded and said: "My lord Mingjian, after I go down the mountain, I will notify the people on the handicap in the four cities to find a chance to make a move."

Zhao Zongdan nodded silently, with a dark and vicious look in his eyes.