The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Diao Mazi was triumphant, and secretly applauded his wonderful idea, but Su Jin's face was not as ugly as imagined, on the contrary, it was ironic.

"According to this brother, which of the three of us has the most head?" Su Jin laughed.

"Then we don't care about it. Everyone takes care of their heads. I'm only responsible for collecting heads, not choosing them."

"It's true, but I don't want to lose my head. My two subordinates have been with me for a long time, and I don't want them to lose their heads. What should I do?" Su Jin smiled. more brilliant.

"If you don't follow the rules, then you can use your ability to break through this knife formation, and my Bai Erlang will let you know what it means to cut him into pieces." Diao Mazi said viciously.

Su Jin smiled and said, "What's the point of fighting and killing at every turn? Is there no other way?"

Diao Mazi grinned and said, "Of course there are. Didn't you hear the four roads that the brothers shouted just now? You can choose one of the roads to take, and each road will be safe for your comfort."

The bandits laughed strangely when they heard the words.

Su Jin smiled and said: "I don't understand what you said, please explain."

Diao Mazi said: "The back hair is still covered with armor, wearing flowers or watching the sky. The so-called back hair is tied around the neck with a thin rope, and the back is tied with a tree stick. The tree stick rotates round and round, and the rope turns around." Tighten the circle, as long as the rope is reliable, I will keep you a big head with no gaps, hahaha."

Su Jin shuddered when he heard that, but this trickster said it like a child's play. It seems that this guy must be a murderous villain, and he has a lot of blood on his hands.

"What is hanging armor?" The smile on Su Jin's face had froze, and he said coldly.

"Hanging armor, it's just suitable for this winter. I stripped off your clothes and poured some cold water on you. In this weather, your whole body will freeze in a short time. Tell you, isn't it a helmet belt one by one? Armor?"

Su Jin sneered and said, "It's really a good metaphor."

Diao Mazi said nonchalantly: "That's right, wearing flowers is to cut some wounds on your body. Xiaqiu is the most suitable method for this, but there are a lot of ants on our mountain, and it's ice and snow. These little things are not afraid of the cold. You only need one to climb onto your wound, within a few hours, you are guaranteed to be completely covered, and when the time comes, it will come in and out of your wound, isn't it a little lady who is wearing embroidery thread?"

Su Jin's expression became cold. He thought that these bandits were forced to fall into the grass. In Su Jin's simple view of history, he always thought that those uprising heroes in the feudal era had to do it. In other words, he sympathizes with these helpless insurgents even more, but now it seems that people who can come up with these tricky ways to torture people are not kind. , all that was left was a rage that was about to erupt.

Diao Mazi said complacently: "It's more interesting to look at the sky. It's very simple. Let's find a spruce that is as thick as an arm, bend its head to the ground, cut off the branches and leaves, and sharpen the tip of the tree. Just poke through the hole of reincarnation of grains, and then let go of the branches, and you will suddenly ride the clouds and fog, and reach the top of the tree, sit on the top of the tree and look at the blue sky, isn't it just looking at the sky?"

What Diao Mazi said was frothy, and he didn't feel cruel at all, on the contrary, he seemed to enjoy talking about it.Excited nostrils inflamed, whistling; the bandits on the side laughed wildly, and they didn't seem to think that this was a cruel thing, as if it was commonplace.

Su Jin felt nauseated after hearing this, and suppressed the annoyance in his heart, and said: "It turns out that there are four roads, so it's better to just rush in and be hacked to death with knives."

Diao Mazi said: "You have a good idea. Random knives are random knives, but they can't kill you. Everyone will cut off a piece of your skin. When you reach the gate of Juyi Hall, you will become a skeleton. The intestines and internal organs are still there, even the eyeballs are still there, and you can still breathe, do you think it’s fun?”

A bandit jokingly said, "Perhaps after two days, the flesh will grow back again."

The gangsters laughed loudly and said: "It's just that, after taking the panacea of ​​the Queen Mother, I became another alive and kicking man overnight, it's worth a try."

Wang Chao Mahan's eyes were burning with anger, he was clenching his fists and waiting for Su Jin's words, and they were desperate. They were very puzzled, the master has such a good temper today, and he let these bandits sneer and laugh and did not fight back. It's not the master's fault Style, but Su Jin warned them that they were not allowed to move around without his order, and they could only stare blankly when Su Jin didn't speak.

Su Jin's face was sad, and he sighed: "Everyone likes strong flavors. If so, I will choose one, anyway, I will die."

"What?" Chao Dynasty, Ma Han, including Qiu Dabao, Diao Mazi and the gangsters, were a little surprised. Before using these torture methods on others, they would exaggerate them like this until they frightened others. If you are courageous, all the people will fight hard, and then they will slowly tease the man like a cat and a mouse, until the man is exhausted from playing, and then Shi Shiran brings four balls of paper for him to draw lots and catch Whichever is the same, it will be executed accordingly.

But this Su Jin actually agreed without hesitation, could it be that he was scared and confused?

Diao Mazi gritted his teeth and said, "Which one do you choose? I promise you will be satisfied."

Su Jin said something vaguely, but Diao Mazi didn't hear clearly, he turned sideways and raised his eyebrows and said, "What?"

Su Jin suddenly got into trouble, twisted his body, kicked his toes, and flew towards Diao Mazi; Diao Mazi stepped back in shock, then stretched out his hand and pulled out a simple knife to slash at Su Jin. Su Jin moved like lightning, and a head hammer hit him. There was a click on Diao Mazi's chin, Diao Mazi's upper and lower teeth were cut, and half of his tongue was bloody and bloody. .

Diao Mazi was knocked to the ground, got up and ran, the bandits behind had already reacted, and swarmed up with knives.

Seeing Su Jin making a move, Chao Mahan was not polite, he knocked down the two of them one by one, grabbed two simple knives and waved them to block the way of the bandits.

How could Su Jin allow Diao Mazi to escape? He got up and chased him fiercely. Diao Mazi was quite capable, and his figure was extremely agile. He ran far away in a few jumps. Su Jin was in a hurry. If he couldn't hold him, he would The three of them, Dynasty Mahan and Wang Chao, were about to splatter blood on the spot.

Seeing Diao Mazi running farther and farther, Su Jin flew up in a hurry and kicked a fist-sized rock on the ground, and it hit Diao Mazi's leg without any deviation. In pain, he ran up and locked Diao Mazi's neck with his elbow, picked up a stone with the other hand and smashed it on Diao Mazi's head and face, until Diao Mazi shouted for mercy, his hands and feet did not dare to kick around again, Su Jincai Stop, and shouted in his ear: "Order your men to stop the siege, otherwise, the young master will pull you back today."

Diao Mazi yelled, "Everyone stop, all fucking stop!"

The bandits who were fighting with Wang Chao Ma and Han hurriedly stopped. Wang Chao Ma and Han had already been stabbed several times in this moment. The bravery of these bandits is difficult to deal with.

Su Jin dragged Diao Mazi to the front like a dead dog, Chao Mahan limped over to help, Su Jin loosened Diao Mazi into Chao Chao's hand and shouted: "Put a knife around his neck, who dares to act rashly, cut off his head."

Diao Mazi waved his hands wildly and said, "Stop, everyone, step aside."

Su Jin straightened his clothes, looked at the dazed Second Leader Qiu Dabao, and said, "Second Leader, I came here to discuss matters with the owner of your village with good intentions, but your village owner is too immoral. Threat to your life, since you are not sincere, no wonder you are doing this, I have no intention of hurting people's life, but I have to trouble Brother Diao to send us down the mountain, and I will naturally put him back when the time comes, whoever stands in my way , I chopped off the dog thief."

Qiu Dabao hurriedly said: "Special Envoy Su must not act rashly, let me report to the Chief."

Su Jin shouted: "Get out of the way, I'm not interested in seeing your village master. After I go down the mountain, the commander of the battalion at the foot of the mountain will lead [-] officers and soldiers to fight with you , it’s really fucking bad luck for me to pretend to be affectionate and come here to be a peacemaker.”

With a wave of his hand, Wang Chao followed Su Jin to the gate of the village with a bloody face. The bandits pointed their knives at the three of them, but none of them dared to come forward. This Diao Mazi was the confidant of the head Otherwise, how could he be in charge of the personal security force in Dazhai? Mingli is the little leader, but in fact his status is still higher than that of the Diamond Mountain Leopard.

Su Jin and the other three cautiously advanced in the forest of knives, mountains and spears. Although the gangsters did not dare to step forward, they did not give up the distance and followed closely to find opportunities; There was a 'crack clap clap' clapping somewhere inside.

Everyone followed the sound, and saw a man standing up behind a stone pile on a stone roof in the east. With a vague smile on his face.

"Su Zhuan used his skills to pull out his teeth, Shen Yaozu admired him so much."

Su Jin secretly laughed, and as expected, at the critical moment, the real master showed up.