The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

(Could it be possible to get more than a thousand red tickets this week? It's just the last shiver.)

In a room on the first floor of the Fugui Building, Feng Huo leaned on a soft couch with his eyes closed, and two girls with skin as thick as snow clouds and tall temples were kneading his shoulders and thighs with petal-like hands.

There were four people sitting around the corners of the room, and in front of each of them was a bamboo tube that went straight to the upstairs, and the four of them were listening attentively with their ears on the bamboo tube.

The door of the room was pushed open with a 'bang', a big man rushed in covering his red, swollen and tearful eyes, and shouted: "Master, you must let me kill this bastard, mother, I almost abolished this old man!" Only tricks."

Feng Huo opened his eyes, and only glanced at the man with a cold gaze, and the man immediately fell silent, lowering his eyebrows and keeping silent.

"Idiot, get out, you are not enough to accomplish anything but to reveal something, your dog eyes should have been gouged out, you are called to watch, not to be blatantly spied on; as long as anyone who can let me into this building They are all characters, and they will be useful to us in the future, if you ruin my big business, don’t say you are my big apprentice, you are my own son, and I will chop you up and feed them to the dogs."

The man muttered: "The thief is really cunning, I just wanted to see if he was really doing that with Bai Mudan, but somehow he found out, and a jet of hot water sprayed my face. If it wasn't for the apprentice hiding quickly, he would become a one-eyed dragon in the future."

Feng Huo waved his hands and said: "Go and apply a cold towel for half a day. The hot spring water is not boiling water, so it won't damage your tricks, but it's just red, swollen and painful for a few days. Don't make any noise here, there is too much movement. It can also be heard."

"Damn it if you can hear it. That kid has been hugged and fucked with Bai Mudan a long time ago. It's a pity that he lost a good flower and was ruined by someone again." The eldest apprentice said fiercely, licking his lips.

"It's not a waste to be played by you? I can't tell that you are a passionate seed. Don't think that I don't know. Which woman upstairs or downstairs have you never touched? I don't care about these, but if you are jealous because of the wind, you It’s not far from death, these women are more useful than you, relying on their bodies, we can rest easy in this Yangzhou Mansion, don’t blame Master for speaking directly, in Master’s eyes, their contribution is greater than yours.”

The man leaned forward with a smile on his face, stretched out his hand to help Feng Huhu hammer his leg, and said, "What master said is, if this disciple hadn't followed master, he would have been taken away by the officers and soldiers long ago. How could he enjoy himself here? I'll treat you as my biological father; although I, Xin Wuneng, don't have much merit at the moment, but then again, Master, you have arranged everything properly, and my apprentice can only run errands and serve errands, and there is no place for meritorious service. "

Feng Huhu slapped him on the head and scolded: "You are incompetent yourself, and I blame the old man for coming."

Xin Wuneng laughed and said: "Who told us to have a good life, and you are such a good master, but master, don't worry, the disciple hereby swears that if anyone wants to harm the master, the disciple will be the first to rush up to him It's absolutely unambiguous to knock your head off."

Feng Huhu narrowed his eyes and smiled, "I hope you can remember today's words."

Xin Wuneng pointed to the sky and wanted to swear, so he heard a person listening by the bamboo tube in the northeast corner holding the bamboo tube and calling softly: "Master Tiger, Master Tiger, go to bed and start working."

Feng Huhu sat up abruptly, walked quickly to the bamboo tube, put the bamboo tube to his ears and listened carefully, a man and a woman came from the bamboo tube to breathe heavily, mixed with groans of pain or happiness.

Feng Huo removed the bamboo tube and said with a laugh: "I thought this kid was made of iron, but he turned out to be a little ghost, so he got started so quickly, come on, it's cheap for this kid, Wu Neng, take someone to wait at the stairs, over here As soon as Bai Mudan said the secret signal, you immediately rushed up and took him to the bed, you are not afraid that this kid will not be honest in the future."

Xin Wuneng agreed repeatedly, and went out of the room to greet the people hiding in the room to wait at the stairs. The listeners moved closer to the bamboo tube and waited for Bai Mudan to send out a signal. Finally, a woman's voice came out from the bamboo tube: "My lord, Don't be like this, the slave family is a girl from a good family, help, help!"

The listener immediately let go of the bamboo tube and went out of the room and gestured to Xin Wuneng and his group on the stairs. Xin Wuneng shouted, "Go!"

More than a dozen big men rushed up to the second floor with wooden sticks and iron rulers "dengdengdeng" and came straight to the door of Bai Mudan's room. Xin Wuneng kicked the door open with one kick and shouted: "Little thief, what a big man!" You have the guts to dare to rape and intimidate my sister..."

Before he finished speaking, he froze at the door, and saw Su Jin standing inside the door with neat clothes and smooth hair, wearing a white peony dress, shaking his head while holding a piece of white paper, when suddenly the door was kicked open, He turned his head in astonishment and said, "Everyone, this is...?"

Xin Wuneng pushed Su Jin aside and rushed into the house, only to see Bai Mudan sitting on the stool in neat clothes, her hands and feet were tied, her mouth was stuffed with a silk scarf, and she was struggling.

"What are you doing? Damn, are you trying to get rich and kill yourself?" Xin Wuneng roared like thunder.

Su Jin raised his eyebrows and said in a soft voice: "This master is so rude, I am acting for this little lady, and this little lady is watching it with great interest, why did you rush in without knocking on the door?" , is really inappropriate."

When Xin Wuneng heard Su Jin's tone of voice, his hairs stood on end, his skin got goosebumps, and he said in disgust, "What the hell are you doing?"

Su Jin raised the orchid finger and pointed the white paper in front of Xin Wuneng, saying: "This little lady wrote a good Ci book. I saw that this Ci book is wonderful, and I am addicted to drama. Show her a performance. Is something wrong?"

Xin Wuneng was about to scold when he opened his mouth, but Feng Huhu's voice came from the door, "Wu Neng don't want to make mistakes, just to make the adults happy here, why did you break in without permission? You bastard."

Xin Wuneng said anxiously: "Master, this guy entered our sister's room. My apprentice thought he was trying to do something wrong, so he came in to rescue her. Look, the girl was tied to a chair with a silk scarf in her mouth. This guy They don’t know what the hell they’re doing if they’re neither male nor female.”

Feng Huhu was also extremely puzzled by the situation in front of him. Seeing Su Jin's appearance, he almost vomited out of nausea. This person had painted eyebrows and eyes, and was wearing a white peony dress, showing half of his chest. Like a goblin, I don't know what the hell is going on.

"Master Special Envoy, is this...?"

"Hmph, Mr. Feng is not authentic. He thought you invited me into this Fugui Building to have fun, but it turned out to be really disappointing. I was in the midst of being excited, but was interrupted by this reckless man. That's all. Mr. Feng was discussing things, but I am in a bad mood now, so I will bother you next time." Su Jin shouted angrily, tore off the woman's clothes on her body, wiped her face indiscriminately, turned around and stepped down. building.

Feng Huhu seemed to be lost in the clouds, he didn't know what was going on in front of him, and he couldn't forcefully stop him, so he had to chase after him and shouted: "It's a misunderstanding for you to stop, please stop." .”

"What a misunderstanding, I think you are doing it on purpose." Su Jin cursed while putting on his clothes and boots, and the two women guarding the door came up to pester them, but they were pushed by Su Jin and staggered a few steps, sitting on each side one by one. On the carpet, she held her buttocks and screamed coquettishly.

Su Jin was dressed neatly, and when she lifted the curtain, the sun outside was dazzling, and the light pierced so hard that people couldn't keep their eyes open.

"Master Feng, I will come again, you wait for me." Su Jin left a word, strode out the door, and greeted Wang Dynasty Ma Han loudly, and walked out of the alley in full view, got on his horse and galloped with the horse army and go.

Feng Huhu returned to the room with a livid face, and shouted angrily: "What's going on?"

Xin Wuneng pulled the silk scarf off Bai Mudan's mouth, and Bai Mudan cried, "Father, this man is a pervert, he...he..."

Feng Huhu shouted: "Why are you crying? What did he do? Tell him that the foster father will go to the Yamen to sue him."

"He... doesn't like women, he likes... men!" Bai Mudan seemed to have infinite grievances, twisting her waist and stomping her feet, her chest heaving up and down, causing Xin Wuneng and the others to gulp.

"What? How is it possible? Then what code did you send?"

"Where did the slave family send out the secret signal? The secret code was uttered by this pervert. After entering the door, the slave family tried every means, but he was indifferent. He wanted to listen to the music first, and then he wanted to take a bath. The slave family wanted to seduce him while he was taking a bath." Who would have thought that not only would this person not be tempted, he would scald the slave with hot water; the slave had no choice but to wait for him to take a bath before making a fuss, but unexpectedly, after taking a bath, this person actually put on the clothes of the slave and told the slave that he I envy us the most for being a woman, and you still say that women are water and men are mud. He wants to be the water that turns mud, and wants to find a man he likes to spend this life with. I am so scared to death, I wanted to call people out loud, I was also afraid of spoiling my godfather's important affairs, so I had to make false claims with him..."

"Then what happened later? How did he know the code?" Feng Huo said in a deep voice, gritted his teeth with a fierce look.

Bai Mudan trembled, and said tremblingly: "Later, he asked my slave to act with him, and asked my slave to pretend to be a man, and he pretended to be a woman, to act out a Dream of the Red Chamber. He said angrily that I must have a script book, and I wanted to find it out and act accordingly, but he found the piece of paper when he was rummaging through the boxes and cabinets. After reading it, he laughed and said that it was a good script book. Accompanying her to act, but my family refused, so he tied up my hands and feet and stuffed his mouth, forcing my family to watch him act, woo woo woo... This man is very perverted. I can't hear it, my family... my family..."

Bai Mudan shook her shoulders and began to cry pitifully.

Feng Huhu shouted loudly: "Why are you crying? The Lord is asking you how he knew the code?"

Bai Mudan cried and said, "Isn't it all written on that paper?"

Feng Huhu stepped forward slowly, raised Bai Mudan's chin and looked into her eyes, and said, "Why are you writing down the secret code? Oh, I understand, so you colluded with him, anyway, sir I'll let you taste what it's like to betray me. Hundreds of apprentices under me all coveted you, and today they fulfilled their wish. I see whether your bottom is made of iron or steel, and you can survive these hundreds of times. Even if you are lucky and fateful, God will let you go, hehe, then you will be free, isn't this what you have been thinking about in your heart?"

Bai Mudan's face turned pale, her face was pale, and she collapsed to the ground.