The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

In the middle of the night, and in addition to the cold winter, the sound of "dong dong dong" slamming on the door is even more harsh, and it sounds inexplicable panic.welcome to read

Lamps were lit up in the windows of the nearby streets and alleys, and people put on their clothes and got out of bed and looked at the cracks in the doors and windows. There are dozens of houses in the East Street, but there are thousands of pairs of frightened eyes in the surrounding streets and alleys. spy on.

The general judge Guo Pinchao had just fallen asleep, and the cashmere quilt that Feng Jingyao sent a few days ago was loose and soft, and he needed such a quilt at his age; However, Feng Jingyao's thoughtfulness is extremely rare, the fly in the ointment is that there is a slippery little lady in the bed.

Guo Pinchao is not fearful, it's just that his wife's background is too strong. If he hadn't relied on the recommendation of his father-in-law back then, he wouldn't be where he is today, so even though his wife's skin and flesh are slack and she doesn't feel the slightest touch in his hands, he still respects her Opinion, resolutely not to marry a concubine; of course, every time she reveals something, the madam will chase after herself like crazy and beat her with a duster, which is also one of the reasons.

At this moment, Master Guo is trying his best to endure the unpleasant breath exhaled by his wife. Recently, his wife has a very strong desire, especially after the cashmere is delivered, she always likes to get in naked, hanging on her body like an octopus , making him unable to resist; Mr. Guo has his own way to deal with it, he will try his best to imagine this woman with bulging fat in his mind as Little Jasmine and Bai Mudan in Fugui Building. It doesn't feel so bad to feel uncontrollable rage.

"Little Jasmine...Bai Mudan...So soft body, so beautiful face, ecstasy... Really ecstasy" The more he thought about it, the more excited Mr. Guo became. Then he screamed contentedly like a sow, often at this time, Guo Pinchao wanted to kick the fat pig who interrupted his good memories out of bed, but he couldn't, of course...not because he didn't dare, but because is not possible.

Mr. Guo simply ignored this greedy woman who wanted to squeeze him dry, squinted his eyes and let his thoughts fly to the sky, many things were floating in his mind:

It has been a long time since I went to the Fugui Building. Ever since there was a famine in Yangzhou City, and since the imperial court sent the food envoy named Su Jin, Feng Jingyao was very unhappy. Feng Jingyao was not happy, and of course Mr. Guo was not happy either.

With the braids in Feng Jingyao's hands, it was as if he had put on an invisible noose, but Mr. Guo sometimes had the illusion that he would be glad that he had put on this shackle, otherwise how could he have encountered Fuguilou in his life? How could those beauties own these big mansions, these inexhaustible possessions?The price paid was nothing more than airing out, or berating Feng Jingyao when someone sued them, or simply beating them out with a stick, or taking them to a big prison to suffer; someone in the city suddenly When he disappeared mysteriously, he pretended to send someone from the criminal department to investigate, but most of the time, he couldn't find any traces. Isn't headless murder a big deal?Which state capital has no headless murders?How can Yangzhou Mansion be an exception.

Sometimes Mr. Guo even felt a sense of pride, it was an honor to be favored by Feng Jingyao, many small officials were crying and clamoring to get on the pirate ship, but Feng Jingyao didn't even look at him from the corner of his eye; this is the value!This is the recognition of yourself!

Of course, Feng Jingyao would lose his job and behead his head at any time by holding the piece of paper he held; If he dared to take it out, it meant that Feng Jingyao was doomed. This was originally a matter of two grasshoppers tied to a rope. He was still safe and sound after being on a pirate ship for three years. Guo Tongpan will relentlessly dismiss some trivial matters that have nothing to do with the overall situation. Guo Tongpan thinks he is proficient at this level of control; holding my pigtails is actually equivalent to me holding yours. Whip, one wins and one loses.

The one who was bothered was that Su Jin, who came to Yangzhou and disturbed the originally calm Yangzhou. Guo Pinchao mentioned to Feng Jingyao more than once that he wanted to expose the matter of this person's use of military rations, and just kill him. But Feng Jingyao didn't know what he was thinking, but he just kept pressing and didn't allow him to be poked open. It could be seen that he wanted to pull Su Jin into this boat.

Guo Tongpan also admitted that this kid is worth wooing, and he became the imperial envoy for food affairs at a young age. The old den of the bandits was exposed. Obviously, as long as the matter of the military rations is not made public, a fortune will surely fall on this kid. This naturally has a great temptation for Feng Jingyao. The more officials he controls, the more It is safer to help others. This is something that three-year-old children can understand. For me, having this kid tied to the same rope as me will greatly increase the safety factor, so it is not so difficult. persisted.

It's just that the development of the matter is a bit scary. What are Su Jin and that old fool Song Xiang muttering all day long?He couldn't tell the boy's pulse, and Feng Jingyao's time-tested beauty trick of Fuguilou was said to have failed, and things became more and more out of control. Even Feng Jingyao was relieved, and planned to get rid of Su Jin's military rations once and for all. , directly killed him.

The woman on his body made Mr. Guo a little out of breath. Mr. Guo looked at this excited woman with her mouth open and gums showing in disgust. This woman became more and more unseemly. On her body, it seemed that she couldn't show her majesty if she didn't do this. Now that she was approaching climax, the judge didn't care about it. Hurry up, sleep until dawn, and find a chance to go to Fugui Building tomorrow to see How is Feng Jingyao's mood, maybe... Maybe he can go to ecstasy again.

"Boom, boom, boom!" The earth-shattering sound of knocking on the door made Mr. Guo tremble, and he immediately blew a thousand miles away.

The woman let out a hoarse howl with her mouth open, and two chubby hands slapped Mr. Guo's mouth in turn, muttering curses in her mouth: "Old killer! Old lady... I'm still a little bit worse, just a little bit worse!" One point...you old killer!"

Mr. Guo pushed her away, and cursed in a rare way: "What's the trouble? Didn't you hear that something happened outside?"

"What can happen? Ah? What can happen? The servant doesn't care, you rest for a while, the servant will come again!" The woman screamed.

"Unseemly!" Guo Tongpan cursed angrily, listening to the movement outside.

"Dong dong dong! Frame frame!" The voice came from the sky, and this time even the woman heard it clearly, and looked at Guo Tongpan in horror.

"Guo Fu! Guo Fu!" Guo Pinchao shouted the butler's name in a loud voice.

The footsteps outside the door were hurried, and Guo Fu's panicked voice sounded outside: "Master, master!"

"What's going on outside? Who's knocking at the door?"

"Isn't it knocking? Someone's knocking at the door, sir!"

"What? Who is so bold? Is there any Wang Fa? Immediately summon the guards at home to the front door. No matter who is the first, I will get them all." Mr. Guo was furious, and he didn't care about the trickle dripping from his crotch. Underwear panties.

"Master! I'm afraid I won't be able to take it. There are officers and soldiers outside. There are hundreds of people. I'd better go and see for myself."

"Officers and soldiers?" Guo Pinchao's hairs stood on end, "Whose officers and soldiers smashed the door of his house in the middle of the night, could it be...could it be..."

Guo Pingchao quickly put on his clothes, and before he put on his shoes, he heard a panic shout from outside: "Master, it's terrible, the door of the mansion was knocked open, and officers and soldiers rushed in."

Guo Pinchao trembled with fright, he put on his shoes limply, and walked away. After thinking for a while, he turned back and put the official hat on the case on his head, pushed the door and went out.

As soon as the door opened, the noise from outside immediately filled the ear canals. Looking at the red light in the outer hall, mixed with the footsteps, someone yelled loudly: "Don't move! Stay where you are, we are Yangzhou Xiang Jun, anyone who wants to mess around will be shot to death!"

"These bastards have turned the world upside down." Hearing that it was Yangzhou Xiangbing, Guo Pinchao's courage suddenly became stronger. How can he say that he is also a Yangzhou Shangguan?

Guo Pinchao strode forward. He hadn't left the courtyard of the inner house when he heard a "bang bang" sound. The second gate of the courtyard was kicked down, and armed soldiers with torches swarmed to the inner house. The hall courtyard is full.

In the firelight, a short and sturdy figure came to the courtyard stepping on the collapsed second gate, cupped his hands from a distance and said, "Guo Tongpan, the humble Pan Jiang came to say hello to your lord."