The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

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Everyone was dumbfounded, it's just that those few people have no demeanor, this Mr. Su is not a fuel-efficient lamp, a good poetry club is about to become a place for fighting, the young master's color changes suddenly, and the talented women lose their faces. Everyone covered their mouths and watched all this nervously.

Li Dafa turned pale in shock, wanting to cry without tears, what is this shit?It's less than a cup of tea time, and the fight is about to start. If it spreads, it will make people laugh out loud and insult the gentleness.

Seeing that the two sides were about to start fighting like cockfights, Li Zhong hurriedly stepped forward and pulled Su Jin's arm and said, "Master Su, Mr. Su, let me see, why don't you be rough?"

Su Jin looked at Li Chong and said, "Brother Zhao Ting, you have to persuade your opponents to persuade a fight. Haven't you seen the four strong men over there? If you pull them, you will pull them. I will definitely give you face. If they don't do it, I will never do it."

Li Chong thought aggrievedly: Isn't this the closest to you?Besides, when you grab an inkstone in one hand, the faces of the four guys on the opposite side turn pale with fright. If I don't pull you, who will you pull?

Seeing Su Jin, the four people on the opposite side were unafraid, and they grabbed the black inkstone and stared at them as if they were about to rush over. These pampered young masters had never seen such a battle before, and they had already turned around halfway, planning to flee by chance.

But when Li Chong grabbed Su Jin, Su Jin couldn't get away, so he became courageous, pointed at Su Jin and said, "Don't say that we are bullied by many people, if we don't see brother Zhao Ting's thin face today, I will definitely want you to look good."

Su Jin laughed and said, "You're here to bully and bully me." After saying that, taking advantage of Li Chong's inattention, he slammed forward and rushed towards the four people who were still waiting to be beaten. We were chatting, but this guy suddenly rushed over and ran away in fright.

Su Jin only rushed out for two or three steps, then stopped, looked at the four people who were scattered like birds and beasts, and said, "You run so fast... This speed reminds me of a word."

Everyone looked at him eagerly, only to hear four words pop out of Su Jin's mouth: "Peck the wolf and run!"

Seeing that Su Jin was just gesticulating but didn't really chase after him, the four people who fled also stopped. They were ashamed because of their timidity. After sending each other contemptuous looks, the tall and thin young man insisted: "A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands. We won't be as knowledgeable as a vulgar person like you."

Su Jin was in a great headache. One of the despicable characteristics of human nature is this mangy dog-like stickiness. Su Jin once had such an experience in his life experience. When he passed by a certain family, he would be raised by that family. A certain dirty dog ​​from here was stared at, and obviously you cast a look that you thought was kind, but the dog still didn't appreciate it, and barked at you without warning.

At this time, even if you are well-dressed and feel good about yourself, you will suddenly be three points shorter; as the saying goes, dogs look down on people, and even dogs look down on you, so you don't want to look up.

What is even more disturbing is that the dog barks at you all the way. If you turn around and throw a stone, it will quickly keep its distance. You can only enjoy other people's strange eyes and move forward amidst the barking of the dog until the dog completely loses interest in you. At the same time, your previous good mood is gone and you are full of frustration.

At this moment, Su Jin felt this way facing the four people opposite him. You advance and the other retreats, you retreat and the other advances, and you ignore him and come to tease him, which is extremely annoying.

"Want fighting, not fighting!" Su Jin said: "According to what you said, you are literati, and I am vulgar, but you also like to play with words. How about this? Let's ask President Li to write a poem, and the four of you will each write a poem. Let’s make a song next, how about we ask you to comment? If any of the poems written by the four dear friends can be better than the next one, then I, Su Jin, kowtow to admit my mistake, and see the four sideways to avoid it.”

"Good way! That's the way to go." Li Chongle was on the right track, and everyone else echoed Su Jin's proposal. In their opinion, writing poems and lyrics was much more interesting than fighting and killing.

The four of them looked at each other, and they couldn't pretend to be cowardly in front of so many people. They were literati, and the acceptance of "Luo Hua" club was the source of their confidence. Let them come in and pick up girls.

And this proposal is absolutely beneficial to them, as long as one of the four people can surpass Su Jin in poetry, he can win. In the future, Su Jin will bow his head and give way when he sees them. Walking along the road, the dealer is ashamed to death.

"Let's do it like this!" The thin and tall young man and the other four agreed at once, so Li Chong looked around and began to ask questions. Just as he was about to speak, Su Jin stretched out his hand and said, "Wait a minute!"

Everyone was stunned, and thought: "Have you regretted it? Are you afraid of losing if you can write those two good poems? It seems that you really got it by plagiarism?

Those four people looked at Su Jin with sullen faces and said in their hearts: I know I'm afraid!

Li Chong asked suspiciously: "What's wrong, Mr. Su?"

Su Jin sneered and said: "You guys don't think it's a big deal when you watch the fun. I kowtowed to admit my mistake, and then I retreated and pretended to be a grandson when I met them. Then what should they do if they lose? This matter will start without mentioning it. You treat me as Su Jin." Is Jin an idiot?"

Everyone felt guilty for a while, and they all forgot about this trouble. Li Zhong was so depressed that he thought to himself: You are a ghost businessman in the business field, everyone in the world has forgotten it, and you will never forget it. Said, the last down is not ours.

"According to Mr. Su, what should they do if they lose?"

Su Jin rolled his eyes and said, "I don't want them to kowtow to admit their mistakes..." After saying this, the four people on the opposite side heaved a sigh of relief. Then what face will there be in the future.

"Don't let them get out of the way when they see me." Su Jin continued.

Li Zhongzheng scratched his head, what is this? Since you are so generous, why do you have to ask for conditions; there are intelligent people in the crowd who feel a little uneasy, Su Jin's performance from the beginning to the present is not fuel-efficient Deng, if it was a fight by force, I'm afraid he would have driven those four people across the island with two inkstones just now; he would not punish such a person if they lost, and he wouldn't believe it if they were killed.

"If they lose, I just want them to do one thing. Immediately after they go back, they will pile up all the books, poems, writings, paintings, and guqins in the house on the square of the Town God's Temple and burn them. It's a theory of beasts."

Su Jin said this lightly, and everyone was in an uproar. This kid is too ruthless. These people are still counting on studying to gain fame. If Su Jin really wins, the fame of these four people will be ruined. If you are in business, you can only do farming. With their bodies, farming is probably useless. They can only do business. This is Su Jin’s reward for mocking them as businessmen. Once they lose, you have to be businessmen. You dogs see people.

"That won't work! That won't work!" The thin and tall young man waved his hands again and again. Qiu Wei is coming soon, and he is confident that he can still win the exam. If he agrees, once he loses, the chance of becoming an official will be gone.

"Then you are going to kowtow to admit your mistake?" Su Jin smiled.

"May I ask brother if there is any other way?" One of the four, Xiaoma Facebook, asked timidly.

Su Jin smiled: "You guys are playing as you wish. There is nothing in the world that is both cheap and easy. Mutton is delicious but also afraid of spicy food. I think the four of you are really good at business. If you lose, Each person in the four cities in the southeast, northwest, and northwest will work for me for a day to experience the hardships of the people. From now on, you must not discriminate against people from other industries in your words. Agriculture, industry and commerce are the needs of the country, so there is no distinction between high and low."

Everyone nodded after hearing Su Jin's words. There are only scholars, where do we get our food and clothing?Is it true that what the former emperor said: there is a golden house in the book, and Yan Ruyu in the book?

The four quickly agreed, Li Zhong saw that everything was ready, and immediately reported the topic: "Limited to a moment of incense sticks, Cipai is optional, with the topic of 'Farewell', start immediately."