The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Seeing Su Jin's few words, Fu Bi froze with the other party. He thought that the envoy from the Liao Kingdom would turn his face and leave immediately, but seeing Liu Liufu's angry face, he had no intention of leaving.

This shows that what Su Jin said on the road just now came true. Although the Liao people came to provoke, they definitely did not come for the purpose of fighting. .

Su Jin's nonchalant fuss just hit their weakness, and now they can't leave, and can't stay, it's extremely embarrassing.

Fu Bi is not stupid, what are you waiting for if he hasn't stepped forward to make things right?Is it really necessary to force the opponent to jump over the wall in a hurry?It's really urgent. For the sake of face, the people of Liao may have to vent their anger by crossing the border and looting. When the time comes, it will be a great crime for the people to suffer.

"Calm down, what's this for? Deputy Envoy Liu, don't take it to heart. I, Su Xiandi, have a tough temper. The Song and Liao countries are good neighbors. Why did they get involved in the matter of swords and soldiers?" Fu Bi laughed. Step forward to persuade.

Then he turned his head and said to Su Jin: "Vice Envoy Su, you are really good. Why are you talking so politely? You are the host, and Deputy Envoy Liu is the guest. Take the initiative and go up and hold hands. We are all good friends."

Su Jin said with a smile: "Brother Fu is right, but I am wrong. I will apologize to Deputy Envoy Liu; Deputy Envoy Liu, my brother's speech is not pleasant, and it made you unhappy. I will accompany you here." .”

Fu Bi and Su Jin sang together, and built a comfortable step for Liu Liufu to let him step down; Liu Liufu hurried down the slope, knowing that Su Jin's apology was not sincere, but he couldn't care less, so he clasped his fists Said: "Deputy envoy Su is being polite. There is an old saying that if you don't fight, you don't know each other. We don't know each other now, haha, haha."

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"You two, please come inside. Chief Envoy Xiao has been waiting in the inner hall for a long time. We talked outside for a long time, and Chief Envoy Xiao is going to be very anxious."

Liu Liufu's tone of speech was much softer, and his etiquette was also more polite. He failed to threaten the first time, and he was at a loss when dealing with the two people in front of him. With a large number of favorable conditions, whether this errand can be completed has become a question mark, and it has dealt a great blow to his confidence.

At present, he urgently needs to discuss with Xiao Temo, to find out the foundation of the Song people, whether they are really not afraid of the invasion of the army, if they don't understand this point, the subsequent negotiations will fall into a passive position.

"Then let's pay a visit to Chief Envoy Xiao, please!"

"Please!"

Liu Liufu led Su Jin and others up the steps and walked in, Wang Chao Ma Han and others followed Su Jin and drilled in, the Liao soldiers on both sides stretched out their weapons to block the door, shouting: "Demacia! "

Ma Han was taken aback, although he didn't understand what Liao Bing was talking about, but it was not a good thing, so he stared back and said: "You are the only fucking Demacia, your grandma's Demacia."

Liu Liufu hurriedly turned back and said, "This good man, he wants you to stop and stay outside."

Ma Han yelled: "Why should I stay outside? We are the guards responsible for protecting the two adults. If we stay outside, what if something happens to the two adults?"

Liu Liufu smiled and said, "How could something happen? I have nearly a hundred Daliao warriors guarding here, and nothing will happen."

Ma Han rolled his eyes and said, "You soldiers of the Liao Kingdom are amazing. Look at their birdlike appearance. They are all wearing knickerbockers, and the insides are empty like clowns. What can they do?"

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Liu Liufu's original intention was to promote the qi first and suppress it, deliberately saying that these are superficial qigong, but in fact these are hard qigong, the purpose is to deter this little follower who doesn't know the fun.

Unexpectedly, Ma Han pointed at Liu Liufu's nose and laughed out of breath after listening to it, as if there was a lump of shit stuck to Liu Liufu's face.

Liu Liufu couldn't hold back anymore, and said coldly, "What's so funny about this?"

Ma Han clutched his stomach hard and said: "Oh my mother, I laughed so hard, how could the group of Daliao warriors you selected only know how to perform tricks on the streets of the Song Dynasty? Dare I ask, my chest is broken." Dashi and the others will? Hahaha."

As soon as Ma Han's words came out of his mouth, all Song Jun immediately burst into laughter. They didn't expect that this idiot who was inseparable from Vice-Emissary Su was quite humorous.

Liu Liufu turned pale and pointed at Ma Han's nose and asked, "You, you are presumptuous! You are so presumptuous with a little follower."

Su Jin also covered his mouth and kept laughing. Seeing that Liu Liufu lost his face, he hurried forward and scolded: "You bastard, do you have a place to speak here? You don't care what their Daliao warriors do. What? Will people crush boulders on their chests, or will they roll nailboards naked to do you any favors?"

Fu Bi covered his mouth and snickered, Su Jin added another gift to others, and it was a nail-rolling that was often performed by entertainers in the Jianghu.

Ma Han shouted: "But they won't let me wait in. It's not going to work. They don't trust the protection of our postmen in Song Dynasty, and I don't trust their ability."

Just as Su Jin was about to speak, he heard someone coughing in the posthouse, followed by a deep and deep voice saying: "What a big tone, my Daliao warrior is so unbearable in your mouth, I want to see it."

Everyone turned their heads in astonishment, only to hear the footsteps of Zhaobi's sideways head, and a tall figure appeared in front of them. Eyes piercing, shooting out two sharp lights.

Height is not the main reason why he gives people a sense of coercion, the main reason is his burly figure, not only tall, but also strong.Visually, this man's arms were thicker than Su Jin's thighs.

Liu Liufu hurriedly stepped forward, cupped his hands in salute and said, "Master Xiao, why are you here? Your subordinate is about to bring two special negotiating envoys of the Song Dynasty to see you."

Xiao Temo glanced at Liu Liufu, snorted and said, "Got it, you have witnessed other people's insults to our Daliao warriors, why don't you condemn him vigorously? It's really unbearable."

Liu Liufu's face changed color, he didn't dare to refute, he lowered his head and remained silent.

Xiao Temo ignored him, glanced at Su Jin and Fu Bi and asked, "Are you two special envoys sent by your country to negotiate with me?"

Fu Bi bowed his hands and saluted: "Exactly, I, Fu Bi, am the special envoy sent by the emperor to negotiate with full authority, and this Lord Su Jinsu is the deputy envoy, so be polite."

Xiao Temo casually clasped his fists in return, and said with a loud voice: "You know me, I met you yesterday at the court of your country, but I have never seen this little boy, is he your deputy? Don’t you have any talents in the Song Dynasty? Why did you send a stinky kid to talk about things? It’s ridiculous.”

Fu Bi thought: "Too bad, if you dare to humiliate Su Jin like this in person, how can Su Jin give up?"

Sure enough, before Xiao Temo finished speaking, Su Jin immediately stepped forward and said with a smile, "Master Xiao?"

Xiao Temo snorted and said, "It's the envoy! Little baby, how old are you this year?"

Su Jin pretended to be immature and smiled and said: "Seventeen, will Master Xiao be seventy this year?"

Xiao Temo said angrily: "Bah! This envoy has just turned 70 this year, how could he be [-] years old; the little baby is talking nonsense, and this envoy doesn't look seventy at all."

Su Jin smiled and said: "It turns out that you are only thirty. I saw you have a lot of beard and eyebrows, and I thought you were too old. Just now I was worried that you would not be able to bear it if you came to my Song Dynasty to worship the emperor at the age of seventy. The road is bumpy, the old bones are falling apart, and we, Da Song, have to bear the responsibility, it seems that there is no need to worry about it."

Xiao Temo bullied Su Jin, like a mountain top in front of Su Jin, lowered his head and stared at Su Jin fiercely, Su Jin was not afraid, raised his head and looked at him without blinking, the posture of the two was like a bird The big black bear is as blind as a little white rabbit. No one doubts that the black bear can slap the skinny Su Jin onto the roof across the street with just one slap.

"Hehehe, the little baby is really courageous, no wonder your Emperor Song asked you to negotiate with this envoy." Xiao Temo's low-pitched laughter made people's eardrums ache, making them feel unspeakably uncomfortable.

Su Jin also laughed loudly and said, "It's not because I'm brave that the emperor asked me to be the Deputy Envoy of Plenipotentiary Negotiation, but because of other reasons."

Xiao Temo asked interestingly: "What's the reason? Could it be that you have other special abilities?"

Su Jin smiled and said: "I am worthless, a person with no ability."

Xiao Temo felt even more interesting and asked, "What is that for?"

Su Jin smiled and said: "Because the emperor said, treat the superior with the superior, treat the inferior with the inferior, treat the intelligent with the intelligent, and treat the stupid with the stupid; I am the inferior." , but stupid and stupid, so I was sent to receive you and negotiate with you."

Everyone burst into laughter, everyone understood that Su Jin's words were calling Xiao Temo stupid and inferior in a different way, but Xiao Temo couldn't turn this corner, but laughed and said: "It's really stupid, He even admitted to being stupid, hahaha."

Su Jin was in a cold sweat, thinking: You are paralyzed, it seems that a barbarian is a barbarian, I finally used Yan Zi to make Chu allusions to ridicule you, but I didn't expect that it was a charming eye for the blind, wasting a lot of effort.