The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty
Chapter 697 Showers
When Zhang Heizi and the others were rushing forward regardless, Yan San and a dozen of his subordinates slowly came over under the cover of flowers and trees. The sound of their footsteps was covered by the pouring rain, and the dim light also made it impossible for them to trace their whereabouts. aware.
Zhang Heizi held his nose while cursing and squeezed out the contents of his belly vigorously. The yellow and white things all over the ground were poured by the heavy rain, and the sewage immediately flowed and stinks; , but also felt top-heavy, and the two eye sockets seemed to become sunken.
Diarrhea is so immediate. When you pull out the contents of your stomach, it seems to drain all the energy in your body.
When everyone sighed contentedly and tied up their pants, they suddenly heard a sharp and piercing shout: "Kill!"
In astonishment, all the nursing homes looked at the prestige in panic, and saw a dozen men holding steel knives jumped out of the bushes in the courtyard in an instant, and rushed towards this side in a daze, and several nursing homes were still squatting. There was a lot of dirt on the ground, and before he could get up and fasten his pants, Yan San rushed to the front and chopped down the two of them with a knife.
Zhang Heizi reacted quickly and shouted: "Enemy, hurry up, come closer to me."
The Nursing Academy quickly reached out to pick up the weapon on the ground, stepped on the dung water and ran towards Zhang Heizi, and those who reacted a little slower were cut down three or four by the dozen or so wolf-like men.
Zhang Heizi saw the leader Yan San at a glance, and cursed: "Yan San, you rebel, how dare you make trouble while Lord Xia is not in the house."
Yan San wiped the rain off his face, bared his teeth and grinned grinningly: "Master Xia? Damn Lord Xia, who knows him as an adult? I only know that I am the emperor, even the emperor. Don't bird him."
Zhang Heizi yelled: "Hugh, be insane. If I knew your intentions were wrong, I wouldn't allow you to behave wildly in front of Grandpa."
Yan San laughed loudly, pointed at the feces and dirt all over the floor with the tip of his knife, and said, "It's up to you? How does the croton taste? Look at you, you've turned into soft-footed cats. If I had you, I would have thrown away my weapons a long time ago." I ran away for my life, but I am still bragging here, obediently put down my weapon, I respect you as a man and spare you; when I wait for my brothers to go to the backyard to get the gold and silver, the female family members of the Xia family will naturally go away if you want to share A cup of soup is enough, I will leave some scum for you."
Zhang Heizi and the others were shocked, the strange thing was that the abdominal pain hit like a mountain and a tsunami, and they couldn't hold it back, but it turned out that they had been tricked by this group of people and ate the croton soup by mistake; just thinking about it in this way, The stomachs of a few people who had just been emptied were gurgling again, faintly venting.
"You good thieves, grandpa is going to tear you all to pieces." Zhang Heizi got angry, and slowly pulled out a special plain knife from the wide scabbard, put it in front of his eyebrows, and opened his mouth and shouted: "Brothers! , Kill this gang of thieves, and I will reward you all in front of Lord Xia."
The nursing homes have followed Zhang Heizi for many years, and they have always followed Zhang Heizi's lead. Seeing Zhang Heizi's unafraid, they were naturally relieved, and they drew their knives out of their sheaths one after another, staring angrily.
"Don't cry if you don't see the coffin!" Yan San gritted his teeth and cursed, raised his knife and shouted forward: "Brothers, kill all these soft-footed cats, your naked little girls are waiting for us in the backyard."
Hou Ersun let out a strange cry and stepped forward, and behind him a dozen of Yan San's subordinates rushed forward with strange screams like when they were robbing the rivers and lakes.
Zhang Heizi shouted, "Kill!"
The nurses came to meet them one after another, and the two sides quickly fought together. The nurses had a large number of people, but they suffered from the lack of strength after diarrhea, and Yan San not only had the advantage in strength, but more importantly, Yan San The three subordinates were originally brothers from the same school. These desperadoes who escaped from the siege by the officers and soldiers all had extraordinary skills and vicious attacks, and they never respected the morals of the world.
In the beginning, the superiority in numbers could still offset the inferiority of martial arts, but after a cup of tea, the inferiority of lack of energy was completely revealed. What's more, some people had another attack of croton in their stomachs, and they were holding back while raising their knives Slashing and fighting with buttocks in between, the movements are quite weird.
Yan San saw this, and slashed at the face of the person in front of him with his saber. I don't use any force to go up, this time I don't care about my butt, but when I push up, the gate on the down side is loose.
Hearing the sound of "plop la la", the big thing is over, a hot current rushes into the crotch, the smell is not too bad, but out of human nature, of course, shit in the crotch can't be done as if nothing happened, it's natural Bending over to distract himself; it was during this moment of distraction that Yan San cut off the head with his knife for the third time, and immediately cut the man in half from the shoulder, blood gushed out, and the body fell into the mud and dirt.
"The butchered pigs produced feces, hahaha." Yan San laughed wildly.
Under the catalysis of Croton, the more than [-] companions seemed to be possessed by evil spirits, unable to take care of themselves, and as the battle progressed, the longer the time, the harder it was to hold back; one by one they were brought down Every time someone falls, the situation becomes more dangerous. After a stick of incense, more than a dozen people have been hacked and killed by Yan San and others.
Zhang Heizi slashed left and right with a big knife, although the power was intimidating, but these opponents were all tricky, blindly delaying time and jumping around like monkeys, Zhang Heizi gradually felt that the [-] catties big knife in his hand was normal Holding it is not a serious matter at all, but now it is getting heavier and heavier, and the longer the time, the more strenuous it is.
Zhang Heizi understood that it was caused by diarrhea, and gradually lost his strength. Seeing the people around him splashing blood one by one, he knew that the situation was over.
He swung his knife vigorously, forced back the two advancing enemies beside him, and shouted: "Brothers, make a bloody way out, such a fight is not good for us."
After saying that, he took the lead and rushed out of the second entrance, but no one around him followed. The stomach pains of the nurses were really uncomfortable. Some dropped their steel knives and raised their hands to surrender, and some simply took off their pants and went ahead regardless. For the sake of speed, some people directly solved it in their pants.
How can I fight this?Even if people reasoned and asked everyone to pull again safely, after the pull was over, their strength would not be able to compete with it, and it would be a lost game. Zhang Heizi had to admit that he had underestimated the role of Croton.
"It's too late to beg for mercy now, kill them all." Yan San held his nose and cursed, while leaping forward to block Zhang Heizi's way.
Yan San's words were the imperial decree of this group of people. When the swords fell one after another, the dozen or so people who surrendered were killed in an instant, and the remaining seven or eight guards who resisted were also quickly killed by a group of people. Once cleared, the battle lasted for half an hour and ended with the complete victory of Yan San and the others. Only Zhang Heizi was trapped in the same place among the more than [-] people on the guarding side, and all the others were killed; Bloody water was rushing everywhere, and the corpses scattered in disorder were soaking in the dark red bloody water, giving off a stench. It looked very miserable.
"Zhang Heizi, where is his prestige on weekdays? You scold me with angry eyebrows when I get closer to the backyard on weekdays. What do you take me for?" Yan San laughed.
"If you want to kill, then kill, why are you talking so much nonsense? You thief, you have already had bad ideas, and grandpa has already seen it. It's a pity that Lord Xia didn't listen to me. Pooh! You white-eyed wolves."
"I'm a white-eyed wolf. You are just a dog. Only you are willing to be a dog for others, but I don't want to be a dog for a lifetime. Aren't you protecting the women in the inner house? After I kill you, I go to the backyard to have fun, Xia Miss Jia is pink and juicy, if I want to make her scream, what can you do to me?" Yan San laughed triumphantly.
"You mother!" Zhang Heizi yelled angrily, stretched out his feet and kicked violently on the ground, kicking up a pile of muddy water, splashing out, Yan San couldn't dodge, his mouth was blocked by a ball of stinky filth, he didn't know what it was Whoever defecated immediately vomited out in disgust.
Taking advantage of this gap, Zhang Heizi quickly backed away, swiping his knife and slashing at the person behind him. The man didn't expect that Zhang Heizi would suddenly attack at such a time. He raised his knife to block, but he was half-delayed. Pat, and Zhang Heizi slashed him on the top of the head with a knife, and he was immediately punished.
Zhang Heizi didn't stop walking, and rushed out obliquely to the rear. At the same time, he raised his left arm and received a knife. The simple knife swung out and cut the neck of the man on the left. encirclement.
Yan San angrily said: "Chasing him, I flayed him alive."
The crowd quickly caught up, and Zhang Heizi ran quickly through the rain curtain to the corridor of the house. He knew that he would not be able to rush out, so he could only rush into the inner house to report the news, or if he had a chance to close the door of the inner house, It may be possible to delay for a while; there is a dead end in the back, and it is impossible to rush out, but as long as you can block it for a while, you may light a fire upstairs to call the police and attract officers and soldiers to come to help.
His thoughts are good, and this is also his experience in the army. At this time, the best choice is to take advantage of the danger and wait for help. Unfortunately, when he was rushing towards the second entrance gate, his stomach His croton made trouble again, and the severe pain was accompanied by strong discomfort. He could only stop and bend over, holding his stomach and panting.
Monkey Sun Fei rushed to him, swung his knife and slashed, but Zhang Heizi reluctantly raised his knife to parry, and with a loud clang, the knife was sent flying far away; Monkey Sun cut him down a second time, Zhang Heizi swayed past the vital part of his head, and let the steel knife Cutting into the shoulder blades, the sound of the steel knife piercing into the bone made him stand still when he heard it.
Hou Ersun drew the steel knife fiercely, the steel knife was deeply embedded in the bone and remained motionless, Hou Ersun exerted more force, and Zhang Heizi slammed into Hou Ersun's arms with his force, pushing his head upwards with the last of his strength With a fierce arch, there was a click, and the monkey screamed. When the mouth was hit and closed, the upper and lower teeth cut off half of the tongue, and immediately vomited blood and passed out.
The people following behind came down with swords and swords, and Zhang Heizi was stabbed dozens of times, and he was chopped off more than a dozen pieces in an instant.
Zhang Heizi held his nose while cursing and squeezed out the contents of his belly vigorously. The yellow and white things all over the ground were poured by the heavy rain, and the sewage immediately flowed and stinks; , but also felt top-heavy, and the two eye sockets seemed to become sunken.
Diarrhea is so immediate. When you pull out the contents of your stomach, it seems to drain all the energy in your body.
When everyone sighed contentedly and tied up their pants, they suddenly heard a sharp and piercing shout: "Kill!"
In astonishment, all the nursing homes looked at the prestige in panic, and saw a dozen men holding steel knives jumped out of the bushes in the courtyard in an instant, and rushed towards this side in a daze, and several nursing homes were still squatting. There was a lot of dirt on the ground, and before he could get up and fasten his pants, Yan San rushed to the front and chopped down the two of them with a knife.
Zhang Heizi reacted quickly and shouted: "Enemy, hurry up, come closer to me."
The Nursing Academy quickly reached out to pick up the weapon on the ground, stepped on the dung water and ran towards Zhang Heizi, and those who reacted a little slower were cut down three or four by the dozen or so wolf-like men.
Zhang Heizi saw the leader Yan San at a glance, and cursed: "Yan San, you rebel, how dare you make trouble while Lord Xia is not in the house."
Yan San wiped the rain off his face, bared his teeth and grinned grinningly: "Master Xia? Damn Lord Xia, who knows him as an adult? I only know that I am the emperor, even the emperor. Don't bird him."
Zhang Heizi yelled: "Hugh, be insane. If I knew your intentions were wrong, I wouldn't allow you to behave wildly in front of Grandpa."
Yan San laughed loudly, pointed at the feces and dirt all over the floor with the tip of his knife, and said, "It's up to you? How does the croton taste? Look at you, you've turned into soft-footed cats. If I had you, I would have thrown away my weapons a long time ago." I ran away for my life, but I am still bragging here, obediently put down my weapon, I respect you as a man and spare you; when I wait for my brothers to go to the backyard to get the gold and silver, the female family members of the Xia family will naturally go away if you want to share A cup of soup is enough, I will leave some scum for you."
Zhang Heizi and the others were shocked, the strange thing was that the abdominal pain hit like a mountain and a tsunami, and they couldn't hold it back, but it turned out that they had been tricked by this group of people and ate the croton soup by mistake; just thinking about it in this way, The stomachs of a few people who had just been emptied were gurgling again, faintly venting.
"You good thieves, grandpa is going to tear you all to pieces." Zhang Heizi got angry, and slowly pulled out a special plain knife from the wide scabbard, put it in front of his eyebrows, and opened his mouth and shouted: "Brothers! , Kill this gang of thieves, and I will reward you all in front of Lord Xia."
The nursing homes have followed Zhang Heizi for many years, and they have always followed Zhang Heizi's lead. Seeing Zhang Heizi's unafraid, they were naturally relieved, and they drew their knives out of their sheaths one after another, staring angrily.
"Don't cry if you don't see the coffin!" Yan San gritted his teeth and cursed, raised his knife and shouted forward: "Brothers, kill all these soft-footed cats, your naked little girls are waiting for us in the backyard."
Hou Ersun let out a strange cry and stepped forward, and behind him a dozen of Yan San's subordinates rushed forward with strange screams like when they were robbing the rivers and lakes.
Zhang Heizi shouted, "Kill!"
The nurses came to meet them one after another, and the two sides quickly fought together. The nurses had a large number of people, but they suffered from the lack of strength after diarrhea, and Yan San not only had the advantage in strength, but more importantly, Yan San The three subordinates were originally brothers from the same school. These desperadoes who escaped from the siege by the officers and soldiers all had extraordinary skills and vicious attacks, and they never respected the morals of the world.
In the beginning, the superiority in numbers could still offset the inferiority of martial arts, but after a cup of tea, the inferiority of lack of energy was completely revealed. What's more, some people had another attack of croton in their stomachs, and they were holding back while raising their knives Slashing and fighting with buttocks in between, the movements are quite weird.
Yan San saw this, and slashed at the face of the person in front of him with his saber. I don't use any force to go up, this time I don't care about my butt, but when I push up, the gate on the down side is loose.
Hearing the sound of "plop la la", the big thing is over, a hot current rushes into the crotch, the smell is not too bad, but out of human nature, of course, shit in the crotch can't be done as if nothing happened, it's natural Bending over to distract himself; it was during this moment of distraction that Yan San cut off the head with his knife for the third time, and immediately cut the man in half from the shoulder, blood gushed out, and the body fell into the mud and dirt.
"The butchered pigs produced feces, hahaha." Yan San laughed wildly.
Under the catalysis of Croton, the more than [-] companions seemed to be possessed by evil spirits, unable to take care of themselves, and as the battle progressed, the longer the time, the harder it was to hold back; one by one they were brought down Every time someone falls, the situation becomes more dangerous. After a stick of incense, more than a dozen people have been hacked and killed by Yan San and others.
Zhang Heizi slashed left and right with a big knife, although the power was intimidating, but these opponents were all tricky, blindly delaying time and jumping around like monkeys, Zhang Heizi gradually felt that the [-] catties big knife in his hand was normal Holding it is not a serious matter at all, but now it is getting heavier and heavier, and the longer the time, the more strenuous it is.
Zhang Heizi understood that it was caused by diarrhea, and gradually lost his strength. Seeing the people around him splashing blood one by one, he knew that the situation was over.
He swung his knife vigorously, forced back the two advancing enemies beside him, and shouted: "Brothers, make a bloody way out, such a fight is not good for us."
After saying that, he took the lead and rushed out of the second entrance, but no one around him followed. The stomach pains of the nurses were really uncomfortable. Some dropped their steel knives and raised their hands to surrender, and some simply took off their pants and went ahead regardless. For the sake of speed, some people directly solved it in their pants.
How can I fight this?Even if people reasoned and asked everyone to pull again safely, after the pull was over, their strength would not be able to compete with it, and it would be a lost game. Zhang Heizi had to admit that he had underestimated the role of Croton.
"It's too late to beg for mercy now, kill them all." Yan San held his nose and cursed, while leaping forward to block Zhang Heizi's way.
Yan San's words were the imperial decree of this group of people. When the swords fell one after another, the dozen or so people who surrendered were killed in an instant, and the remaining seven or eight guards who resisted were also quickly killed by a group of people. Once cleared, the battle lasted for half an hour and ended with the complete victory of Yan San and the others. Only Zhang Heizi was trapped in the same place among the more than [-] people on the guarding side, and all the others were killed; Bloody water was rushing everywhere, and the corpses scattered in disorder were soaking in the dark red bloody water, giving off a stench. It looked very miserable.
"Zhang Heizi, where is his prestige on weekdays? You scold me with angry eyebrows when I get closer to the backyard on weekdays. What do you take me for?" Yan San laughed.
"If you want to kill, then kill, why are you talking so much nonsense? You thief, you have already had bad ideas, and grandpa has already seen it. It's a pity that Lord Xia didn't listen to me. Pooh! You white-eyed wolves."
"I'm a white-eyed wolf. You are just a dog. Only you are willing to be a dog for others, but I don't want to be a dog for a lifetime. Aren't you protecting the women in the inner house? After I kill you, I go to the backyard to have fun, Xia Miss Jia is pink and juicy, if I want to make her scream, what can you do to me?" Yan San laughed triumphantly.
"You mother!" Zhang Heizi yelled angrily, stretched out his feet and kicked violently on the ground, kicking up a pile of muddy water, splashing out, Yan San couldn't dodge, his mouth was blocked by a ball of stinky filth, he didn't know what it was Whoever defecated immediately vomited out in disgust.
Taking advantage of this gap, Zhang Heizi quickly backed away, swiping his knife and slashing at the person behind him. The man didn't expect that Zhang Heizi would suddenly attack at such a time. He raised his knife to block, but he was half-delayed. Pat, and Zhang Heizi slashed him on the top of the head with a knife, and he was immediately punished.
Zhang Heizi didn't stop walking, and rushed out obliquely to the rear. At the same time, he raised his left arm and received a knife. The simple knife swung out and cut the neck of the man on the left. encirclement.
Yan San angrily said: "Chasing him, I flayed him alive."
The crowd quickly caught up, and Zhang Heizi ran quickly through the rain curtain to the corridor of the house. He knew that he would not be able to rush out, so he could only rush into the inner house to report the news, or if he had a chance to close the door of the inner house, It may be possible to delay for a while; there is a dead end in the back, and it is impossible to rush out, but as long as you can block it for a while, you may light a fire upstairs to call the police and attract officers and soldiers to come to help.
His thoughts are good, and this is also his experience in the army. At this time, the best choice is to take advantage of the danger and wait for help. Unfortunately, when he was rushing towards the second entrance gate, his stomach His croton made trouble again, and the severe pain was accompanied by strong discomfort. He could only stop and bend over, holding his stomach and panting.
Monkey Sun Fei rushed to him, swung his knife and slashed, but Zhang Heizi reluctantly raised his knife to parry, and with a loud clang, the knife was sent flying far away; Monkey Sun cut him down a second time, Zhang Heizi swayed past the vital part of his head, and let the steel knife Cutting into the shoulder blades, the sound of the steel knife piercing into the bone made him stand still when he heard it.
Hou Ersun drew the steel knife fiercely, the steel knife was deeply embedded in the bone and remained motionless, Hou Ersun exerted more force, and Zhang Heizi slammed into Hou Ersun's arms with his force, pushing his head upwards with the last of his strength With a fierce arch, there was a click, and the monkey screamed. When the mouth was hit and closed, the upper and lower teeth cut off half of the tongue, and immediately vomited blood and passed out.
The people following behind came down with swords and swords, and Zhang Heizi was stabbed dozens of times, and he was chopped off more than a dozen pieces in an instant.
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