The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

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Seeing Su Jin waving his hands and shaking his head, Yan Biyun's handsome face was blushing, so he had no choice but to stop and stand opposite the desk, carefully watching Su Jin's face with wide eyes, trying to judge by his face What kind of disease is it? Su Jin only felt a faint fragrance blowing towards his face, his body seemed to explode, and a wolf-like light appeared from his eyes.

Yan Biyun was taken aback, and said suspiciously: "The complexion is red, and the eyes are bloodshot. This seems to be a disease of heat poison. This disease can't be neglected. You can wipe your body with cold water first, and then ask the doctor to come and prescribe some medicine to relieve the heat." Only poisonous medicine will work, hey... how can you not take care of your own body?"

Su Jin's sanity was on the verge of collapse. Seeing the warm and fragrant nephrite in front of him, the fair skin on his chest dangling in front of his eyes, and his huge lower body ripping out of his clothes, Yan Biyun's soft words sent It seemed as if he was constantly calling to him in his ears: "Come on... come on."

Su Jin gasped, his hands were like chicken claws, and he leaned towards the pair of mountain peaks in front of Yan Biyun's chest in awe. Seeing the twin peaks in his hand, he suddenly felt something was wrong. With a sound, he grabbed his lower body and fled.

Yan Biyun covered her mouth in shock at the sight of his hands hitting her chest, and saw that he suddenly withdrew his hands and ran away, but caught a glimpse of something in Su Jin's lower body in a hurry, even if she had never seen the world again, she could still guess What is the reason for that.

Just when his face was flushed with embarrassment, he only heard a "plop" sound, turned his head and looked outside, and Su Jinren had disappeared, but the water in the large water tank used to prevent fire fighting in the corner was splashed everywhere, and there was a The water spilled out in strands.

Su Jin rushed out of the study room at the very moment, feeling extremely hot and uncomfortable, seeing the water tank in the corner, and threw it in without hesitation; Refreshing and cool, once put into the vat, the whole body feels comfortable, and the dryness and heat are all gone.

Su Jinsuo didn't even put his head into the vat until he was submerged. After a dozen breaths, the desire suddenly subsided, the effect of the medicine was completely relieved, and his body gradually relaxed.

After hearing the news, Xiaomier exclaimed in surprise. Su Jin, who wanted to lie down in the vat and rest for a while, remembered that Yan Biyun was still in the study. Today, this person has lost a lot.

Yan Biyun stood at the door of the study with a mask of frost, watching Su Jin limply crawling out of the vat, naked like a dog drowning in water, his clothes were all soaked and stuck to his body, so curvy and delicate, his heart was amused Angry again, he tilted his head and dared not look any further.

Su Jinwu muttered from his mouth: "I'm rude, I'm extremely rude, Miss Yan will forgive me, let me change my clothes and explain to you."

Yan Biyun said coldly: "Who wants to listen to your nonsense, Biyun bid farewell."

After saying that, she stepped out of the courtyard, Su Jin was in a hurry, and flung her wet hair back, wanting to step forward to stop him, but afraid of staining Yan Biyun's clothes, stamped her feet anxiously, in a dilemma.

Yan Biyun was amused in his heart, but his anger didn't dissipate. The bastard was so rude to him, so he shouldn't be forgiven just for that, but seeing his anxious and sincere face, there must be another reason.

"Let him justify himself. If he is really innocent, then he is fine. If he is playing tricks on purpose, he is blind and misjudged the person." Thinking of this, he felt sour, and he raised his head and said to Xiaomi: "Take him to take a bath and change clothes quickly. , I will wait in this study and listen to his excuse."

Su Jin was overjoyed, and repeatedly urged Xiaomi to take him to take a bath and change clothes. Before leaving, he still shook her hair and shouted: "Miss Yan, please don't leave, I will come here to make amends."

Yan Biyun couldn't laugh or cry when he saw his distressed appearance.

Su Jin took a bath indiscriminately, dried her body and put on clean clothes. Before she even had time to roll up her hair, she rushed to the study room. From a distance, she saw Zi Se's figure standing under the pomegranate tree in the courtyard. I was relieved.

Going forward, he bowed to the end, and apologized again and again: "Su Jin is rude, Miss Tang Tuyan, really deserves death, please punish me, Miss Yan, Su Jin is willing to accept the punishment."

Yan Biyun turned his back to him, feeling very annoyed in his heart, this guy has become like that for no reason, he looks very different from usual, if he is a disciple, the two of them have been alone several times and have not seen him This picture looks like it is caused by taking some kind of medicine.

Thinking of the great hatred in my heart, I have vaguely heard about the children of rich families who like to drink medicine for pleasure. I am ashamed to listen to it, and often avoid it when I hear it; but I didn't expect that Su Jin is also such a person. I like this kind of lewd things, I must have planned to make a fool of myself just now, but when the effect of the medicine kicked in, I came here by myself, and made such a shameful thing.

"Why should I punish you? If you do something shameful, you will be punished by heaven and earth, but it is not my turn to punish you." Yan Biyun said bitterly.

Hearing her bad words, Su Jin was so depressed that she was dying. This damn is some angel sister who didn't get burned by some incense, and she just played tricks on herself to make such a big oolong.

Yan Biyun was skeptical when she heard this, so Su Jin invited her into the study, took out the black box and said, "The pill is in this box, I dare not open it, if something goes wrong, Miss will blame me to death. "

Yan Biyun said: "Then how do you prove that what you are telling is the truth?"

Su Jin scratched his head and thought for a while, "I don't dare to smell the pills anymore, and I won't smell them even if I kill them, but there is a piece of paper with writing in the box, but I don't know the word, so I took it out to Yan Take a look, Miss Yan, maybe Miss Yan can recognize it."

Yan Biyun said contemptuously: "Don't make bad ideas, don't the slaves know your intentions?"

Su Jin was so angry that he was regarded as such a person for the first time. He thought to himself: Damn, I’m going to force you, I want to use force, can you escape my hand? The dog’s temper came up, and he put the box down Lian said: "Then there is no way to prove it. Since the young lady has determined that I was rude to you on purpose, and I can't prove it, you can think whatever you like."

Seeing Su Jin getting angry, Yan Biyun secretly felt complacent. In fact, she already believed [-]% of what Su Jin said, but this bastard almost touched her private parts, and made herself see things she shouldn't have seen. After he thought about it, it was hard to get rid of the hatred in his heart, and he had the idea of ​​teasing Su Jin when he saw Su Jin. If he didn't seize this opportunity, it would be too cheap, you bastard.

"Stupid! This thing seems to be dissolvable with clear water. Use a cloth towel wet with clear water to block the nostrils, take out the piece of paper and hang it outside the window. I can see it from a distance. The wind direction outside is strong. Could this smell still work? "Yan Biyun pointed out.

Su Jin had no choice but to roll up two pieces of silk handkerchiefs, wet them with water, and stuff them in his nostrils. That way he just echoed a common saying: a pig's nose with green onions-pretending to be; Yan Biyun couldn't stretch himself anymore after seeing his funny appearance Stopped, with a 'puchi', and smiled; Su Jin was stunned, even though he didn't smell the pill, his mood was turbulent.

Su Jin stuffed his nose with a wet cloth, and carefully opened the black box, not daring to touch it. He picked out the yellowed piece of paper with a brush holder, and then quickly closed the box, carefully like a deminer in a certain country in the future.

The piece of paper was spread on a bouquet of rose flowers outside. Yan Biyun, who had already exited the study at a distance, covered his nose with a silk handkerchief and stepped forward to check. Yan Biyun only took a few glances and blushed.

"Put it away quickly, but don't show off in front of others." Yan Biyun said to Su Jin.

Su Jin took a few breaths of air, re-equipped the 'demining' tools, 'sealed' the yellow paper into the box again, and put the small box far away into a wooden box at the corner of the study, and spread it on the top without worrying about it. A layer of curtain, and then pulled out the stuffy nose and asked: "Miss Yan, can you read the words on it?"

Yan Biyun said: "The slave family has indeed wronged you. The characters on the paper are written in the Western Xia language. It looks like all Chinese characters, but in fact none of them are. So it's understandable that you don't know them."

Su Jin bowed and said: "It can be regarded as rectifying my name, otherwise today's matter will not be cleared up even if I jumped into the Yellow River."

Yan Biyun blushed, rolled his eyes at him and said: "But can you sniff the things you got by accident? This pill will be... just... that kind of feeling, if you accidentally swallow it , isn't it... isn't it going to kill someone?"

Su Jin was also a little startled, what kind of medicinal material would have such a domineering effect, and he would be refreshed after smelling it, wouldn't it pierce Chang Tian after eating it?

"Since Ms. Yan knows Xixia script, what do the words written on the piece of paper mean?"

Yan Biyun blushed again, poured a few drops of water into the inkstone, and ground it quickly, and saw ink pills, medicinal materials: silver fox sac, ram grass, white tiger stick, snow almond, viper essence. "

Su Jin was dumbfounded. The names of these medicinal materials were all in a mess. It seemed that they must be extremely valuable.

Yan Biyun said lightly like a mosquito: "I only know two flavors of this, both of which I know from the drawings in medical books, both have... both have the effect of strengthening muscles and bones, Biyun has never seen the real thing, but contact The symptoms you experienced just now must be something that has the effect of medicine."

Su Jin murmured in a low voice: "Good thing, good thing, this thing will work as soon as you smell it, and it's much more powerful than the small blue pills of later generations."