The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

() Xiadu Xingqing Mansion.

Although it is a city in the bitterly cold Northwest, the scale and prosperity of Xingqing Mansion are not inferior to any medium-sized city in Song Dynasty or Liao Kingdom.

The whole city is planned very strictly. It is a standard rectangle with a circumference of more than eighteen miles. The moat is ten feet wide and is filled with water from the Yellow River. Dozens of prosperous square districts have been formed; nearly 50 people live in them, which does not appear cramped at all.

The Dangxiang people also believe in Buddhism, and there are many temples in the city, such as Chengtian Temple, Gaotai Temple, Jietan Temple, and Buddha Temple, all of which are magnificent and fragrant.

The location of Li Yuanhao's palace is near the north gate of Xingqing Mansion. The gate of the palace faces south, with Xiushan at its back, in the attitude of an emperor facing south and backing north.

As usual, Li Yuanhao woke up from a night of madness. Three girls with delicate skin and exquisite figures were lying on the large dragon bed. The bruises on these girls' bodies and the faint tears on their faces showed that last night was a crazy night. The girls were ashamed. The blood of Yin Yin's virgin remained in the peach-like crack. For them, last night was the most unusual night in their lives.

But for Li Yuanhao, this was just his most ordinary day. Ever since his father Li Deming handed over Daxia's foundation to him, in just a few years, Li Yuanhao killed all those who opposed him in the country. Li Yuanhao is ambitious to build an unprecedentedly powerful Great Xia Kingdom. Swallowing the Song Dynasty and destroying the Liao Dynasty is his ambition since he was a child. Now he is thinking about the dream in his heart, step by step.

Who would have thought that the Great Xia, which was so weak more than a decade ago and could survive only by groveling and flattering Fengyuan between Song and Liao, could now stand up to challenge the Liao Kingdom, and even fight against the powerful Song Dynasty? How about getting up on the defensive?

If you want to ask who is responsible for all this, Li Yuanhao will answer without hesitation: Zhen!Only I can do it.

Li Yuanhao got out of bed, and the three maids who were awakened hurriedly got up and put on their clothes. Li Yuanhao waved them away. He had no intention of rewarding any of them. They were just thousands of girls in the palace who were waiting for his favor. Just the three of them. Although they have been favored by me last night, their identities will not change at all. They will still be maids of honor. The difference is that they will no longer be eligible to be favored by me again, because They are no longer virgins.

The maid serving by her side brought half a basin of morning dew collected from the flowers and plants in the imperial garden in the early morning. Yuan Hao likes to use this dew to wash his hands. The sweet rain is the most suitable; the way of washing is also Yuan Hao's original creation, Yuan Hao lay naked on the soft couch, the maids mouth. Han Chenlu licked his whole body with the soft and fragrant clove tongue, The dirt in the mouth, the filth in the nostrils, ears, eyes, armpits, legs, feet, even the part stained with virgin blood.

Yuan Hao squinted his eyes and quietly enjoyed the feeling of seven or eight soft tongues wandering around his body. His excited body stood upright again, which made Yuan Hao very proud. He was able to recover from the madness last night. This is a good sign, which means that my body is as strong as when I was a teenager, and I still have a long time to enjoy the most respected power and glory in the world.

A court lady licked it, and the stench from that thing made her feel sick and want to vomit. Although she tried to endure it, she still made a retching sound in her throat. Although the retching sound was small, it was It was like a thunderbolt to the ears of the court ladies, and their frightened eyes quickly glanced at Yuan Hao's face.

Yuan Hao's brows were tightly wrinkled, and he hummed softly in his tall hooked nose, and slowly opened his squinted eyes.

"Your majesty, spare me, slave... slave deserves to die!"

The maid quickly knelt down and kowtowed, she was so frightened that her face turned pale and her face was as white as paper.

Li Yuanhao reached out for a towel to dry himself, and the maid who waited on dressing hurriedly handed him a soft robe to help him put on, and brought tea for him to rinse his mouth and spit it into the copper basin.

From the beginning to the end, Li Yuanhao didn't look at the maid, and the maid didn't stop kowtowing. Although the ground was covered with a velvet blanket, the maid's forehead was covered with blood soon.

"Head up."

The palace maid raised her pretty face with panic eyes, and there was a curvy black hair on the corner of her mouth.

"Do you think I make you sick?" Li Yuanhao said coldly as he leaned down and stared into the beautiful eyes of the maid.

"Your servant deserves to die. I don't mean that. I ate too much last night. I couldn't stop eating, so I burped... Your Majesty forgives me, but I dare not do it again."

"Oh? Is it a full belch? Since your stomach is indigestible, I will help you."

The maid said with a pale face: "How dare you bother the emperor, this servant will take care of it by himself."

Li Yuanhao laughed and said: "You can't take care of yourself well, this time I must help you. You are too full, you have to take out the food in your belly. I will help you."

The maid shook her head in panic and said: "Don't... Your Majesty, spare me... I will never dare again."

Li Yuanhao shouted in a deep voice: "Do you still dare to disobey my will? I said to help you, but you actually said no."

The maid's lips trembled, her eyes stared at Li Yuanhao in horror, and she didn't dare to speak anymore.

Li Yuanhao said softly: "Don't worry, I will let you no longer have the risk of starvation." After finishing speaking, he said coldly: "Where is the servant?"

The servant outside the tent quickly came in and kowtowed, Li Yuanhao said word by word: "Take this lowly servant girl to the imperial garden, dig out all the food she ate in her stomach, and then find out her family background. Kill her three clans, and choose the head of internal affairs who recommended her to the palace to die."

The servant nodded in agreement, stepped forward and grabbed the maid and left, the maid's face was blank and her eyes were dull, she just murmured: "The emperor, please forgive me, I know I was wrong, I will never dare again."

Li Yuanhao didn't even look at her, and shouted, "Don't drag her away?"

The servant dragged the maid to the outside with all her strength, and suddenly, like a lioness awakened, she broke free from the servant's palm and rushed towards Li Yuanhao. He was stopped by the maid at the side.

"Tyrant, you tyrant, I should have bitten off that dirty thing of yours just now, you tyrant who bullies the mother and daughter-in-law, I am waiting for you in the vagina, you will die badly, and you will die when you arrive in the vagina. Thousands of people have come to torture you, gouging out your eyes, digging out your heart, and pulling out your tongue; you are a demon of the gangsters, and the gangsters in the world want to eat your flesh and drink your blood, you wait Retribution... ah bah!"

The palace lady spat out a mouthful of saliva, and hit Li Yuanhao's eyebrows impartially. Li Yuanhao reached out and wiped it, only to feel that it was fishy and unpleasant, and understood that it was caused by the filth on his body. It's the other way around."

Three or four servants rushed in outside the tent, stepped forward and clamped the maid's arms tightly, making her unable to move.

The maid kept cursing wildly, and threw all the venomous words she knew in her chest towards Li Yuanhao as bows, arrows and spears.

"Shut her mouth and use an iron hook." Li Yuanhao yelled violently.

The servant hurriedly pinched the maid's mouth, making her unable to speak. At the same time, a small sharp iron hook was also delivered to Yuan Hao's hands.

Li Yuanhao stepped forward with a sneer, waved his hand and gave the court lady two mouths, cursing: "Bitch, you want to gouge my heart, my eyes, and my tongue, right? I'll let you try to gouge my heart and eyes first." The taste of pulling out your tongue."

The maid's cheek was pinched and she couldn't speak, but she was still whining, and it could be seen from her expression that she was still yelling.

Li Yuanhao stretched out his hand and stabbed the delicate and sharp iron hook straight into the maid's mouth, stirred it randomly, and the sharp iron hook immediately pierced the maid's mouth. Pulling it out forcefully, a heart-piercing scream was heard. The tongue didn't come out, but was torn apart forcefully.

"I told you to talk nonsense... I am the son of heaven, how can I allow a lowly like you to slander... I have worked so hard for the well-being of the people of Daxia, but you are worthless in your mouth, and you are called a tyrant. I……"

Every time Li Yuanhao swears, the iron hook in his hand will be drawn in the mouth of the palace lady. After seven or eight hooks are drawn, the palace lady's tongue has become strips of meat, and the sides of the mouth have been torn to the cheeks, and the skin and flesh shrink. teeth come.

The maids in the palace next to her trembled and covered their faces with their hands, they were already scared out of their wits.

"Let me watch them all, and whoever doesn't, I will make her suffer the same punishment." Li Yuanhao shouted angrily.

All the court ladies could only move their hands away tremblingly, looking at the partner who was beyond recognition in front of them, and watched Li Yuanhao hook her two eyeballs out with their own eyes. The scene was so bloody that some court ladies couldn't stand it anymore , Passed out several times in succession.

Li Yuanhao gasped and stopped, looking at the unrecognizable maid in front of him, he couldn't understand his hatred, and ordered: "Drag her away, hang her in the Yuxuan Pavilion for three days, and teach everyone in the palace to look at her. This is disrespectful to me." fate."

The servants hurriedly carried the bloody and breathing maid out of the bedroom, Yuan Hao spat, washed the blood off his hands, and cursed endlessly.

The maids who were relieved hurriedly cleaned up the messy ground, replaced the blood-stained camel hair carpet, and scented incense to remove the bloody smell in the room. After a while, the bedroom returned to its previous appearance, as if nothing had happened at all. What.

Li Yuanhao was still furious. Why didn't he get annoyed when his good day was ruined by this humble maidservant.The servant outside the tent replied softly: "Your Majesty, someone wants to see the Emperor."

Li Yuanhao shouted: "No, no one."

The waiter hesitated and said: "It's Li Jiqian from Youzhou who asked to see him, and he didn't see him?"

Li Yuanhao was taken aback and said, "Li Jiqian? He's not in Youzhou leading the Jianing Army to fight against the Song Dynasty. What is he doing back in Beijing?"

The waiter said: "Then, to see or not to see?"

Li Yuanhao thought for a while and stood up, "Let Commander Li go to Zefeng Garden and wait. Come and change my clothes."