The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Wang Chao and others rushed up to help, and in a short while, dozens of sea bowls on the ground were filled with wine.

Su Jin laughed and said: "It's better to be alone than to be happy. Everyone has wine to drink. This is a pleasure. Drink it. Whoever can drink three bowls without getting drunk will be rewarded by the government."

Li Zhihe said with a smile: "It's too easy to not get drunk after three bowls. Although my subordinates don't drink too much, it's impossible for them to get drunk after three bowls. I'm afraid these dozens of people will have to teach Master Su to spend money." gone."

Su Jin laughed and said: "Let's wait and see, I see that although your subordinates are tall and powerful, I am afraid that they are not useful, Wang Chao Mahan, you drink first, and then invite these brothers after three bowls are done." Drink, so as not to say that we bully them."

Dynasty Ma Han Zhang Long Zhao Hu let out a yell, rolled up their sleeves one after another, stepped forward to randomly pick up a bowl of wine and gulped it down with their necks up, followed by the second and third bowls , except for the slight swelling of the lower abdomen, but the face is not red and the heart is not beating, and there is no sign of drunkenness.

Everyone applauded and raised their thumbs in praise. He is a real man who can drink. Although Mr. Su is a scoundrel, these few subordinates are unambiguous.

"Drink, what are you waiting for? Then Wang Baochang, don't stare. Could it be that you are a woman, and you will be cowardly when you see wine?" Su Jin even sarcastically sarcastically, everyone rolled their eyes, thinking in their hearts, the magistrate is really small What a fool, Wang Baochang just offended him a few words, so he bit him hard.

Wang Baochang looked at Li Zhihe, and asked him to show it with his eyes, Li Zhihe slightly nodded and said: "It's hard to know that the master of the house is so kind, you can drink it later, you won't get drunk after three bowls of wine."

Wang Baochang no longer hesitated, cupped his hands and said: "Thank you, Mr. Su, for the wine."

Su Jin smiled and said: "You're welcome, this wine is powerful, don't hold on if you can't."

Wang Baochang was provoked by Su Jin's stubborn temper, and he said stingingly: "Three bowls of wine are not enough to trouble a lowly official. My lord wants to see me get drunk, and I'm afraid I will be disappointed."

Su Jin chuckled and said: "A good man, he has a temper, but he talks a lot of nonsense, he just talks but doesn't practice."

Wang Baochang waved his hands and said to the guards: "Brothers, drink, the magistrate's wine, if you don't drink it, don't drink it."

The crowd rushed forward, holding up the wine bowls on the ground one after another. Six to seventy people held up the bowls and drank booze.

"Okay, the first bowl is dry, and the second bowl is here..." Su Jin ordered someone to slap open the mud seal of the wine jar, and fill the wine bowl. After a while, the second bowl of wine and the third bowl of wine also came in. The bellies of the people, the more than 20 altars of wine on the ground have been drunk.

The personal guards drank three bowls of wine, none of them passed out, only a few shook slightly, but obviously it was not time to fall down yet.

Li Zhihe said with a chuckle: "Master Su, my brothers can drink quite well, but none of them fell down. It seems that your lord is about to bleed."

Su Jin smiled and said: "It's really powerful, but it's not necessary to reward them. I don't think they can last ten breaths."

Li Zhihe laughed and said: "Master Su, it's fine if you don't admit defeat at a young age, but you don't admit the facts when you are in front of your eyes. Hey, I am quite speechless to you."

Su Jindao: "Does Supervisor Li think I'm joking? If you don't believe me, I'll count them. If there is still one who can stand within ten breaths, I will reward each of them with ten guan, how about it?"

Li Zhihe chuckled, and thought: You don't want to save face so much, do you still want me to order my subordinates to pretend to be drunk and cooperate with you?There are no doors, always accommodating you, where will I put my face.

Su Jin has already started counting on his own: "Ten...nine...eight..."

Ge Huaimin said loudly: "Lord Su, don't worry about it. I know this kind of personal guard best. They are all fucking drunkards. Let's say it's three bowls, even if it's ten bowls, don't expect them to drop one. You'd better not bother. I'm waiting to eat monkey brains, hurry up and eat, it's getting late and we should leave."

Su Jin ignored it: "Five...four...three..."

When the count reached three, everyone seemed to see the guards standing in front of them shaking one after another, and Wang Baochang stretched out his hands to his forehead with a painful expression.

"Wang Baochang, what's the matter with you?" Li Zhihe felt a little strange and asked.

"Supervisor... my lord, I feel a little dizzy from my humble position."

"I'm also dizzy and want to vomit..."

"Me too... Damn, I'm so dizzy."

"What's the matter? Can't you stand this little wine?" Li Zhihe faintly felt that something was wrong.

Su Jin's complexion turned cold, and his voice also turned cold. The numbers in his mouth were like a countdown to death, which made people feel terrified.

"Three...two...one" came out, and dozens of guards fell to the ground in circles, foaming at the mouth, and their faces were ashen.

"What's going on? Master Su, what did you give them to drink?" Li Zhihe shouted.

Su Jin had already left them a long way away while counting, and stood beside Wang Chao Ma Han and the others and said coldly: "I gave them the death-killing soup of the king of hell, and the chasing soul of the judge of hell."

Li Zhihe and the others gasped, Xu Wei tremblingly said: "Master Su, don't be joking, this is not a joke."

Su Jin sneered and scolded: "Shut up, you gang of traitors embezzle relief food, force good people into prostitution, and make a fortune in national calamity. Today is the day for you to punish the law. Don't ask about the details of the young master. Although the young master is not An upright gentleman, but how could he join forces with you pigs and dogs?"

Li Zhi, Ge Huaimin and the others understood everything. This scoundrel's obedience and obedience these past few days were all fakes. The purpose was to confuse everyone and make them lose their guard.

After understanding it, Li Zhihe and Ge Huaimin don't care anymore, it's best to expose it, if Su Jin keeps pretending, maybe one day this guy will tell the whole world about the incident, and it will be out of control by then, it's ridiculous He actually wanted to take people by himself, without thinking about where it was.

Li Zhihe laughed suddenly, pointing at Su Jin's nose and laughing out of breath, the eunuch's unique male duck voice laughed like a night owl.

"Only by you? You don't even think about it, the [-] soldiers and horses in the city are all ours, how many of you have a fart?"

Su Jin shouted: "Even if there are [-] troops, who will come to rescue you?"

Li Zhi and Zong Leng laughed strangely, reached out their hands and took out a small iron flute from their arms, put it in their mouths and blew it vigorously, the sharp and piercing whistling sound pierced the night sky and spread far away.

Su Jin's face changed, knowing that this was the warning whistle from Li Zhihe and others. After the whistle sounded, the direction of the barracks suddenly flashed with shouts and noises.

"Did you hear that? The army will arrive in no time. If you are sensible and obediently kneel down and beg for mercy, the supervisor promises you that I will give you a whole body; otherwise, I will throw the pieces you stomped into the Weishui River to feed the bastard." Li Zhihe shouted in a cold voice.

Seeing Su Jin's dignified expression, Li Zhihe was even more proud, and said coldly: "Listen again, there are more than 80 soldiers I brought downstairs, did you hear the sound of the stairs? Let's capture them with nothing, hehe .”

Su Jin exchanged glances with Wang Chao Ma Han and the others, and said softly, "Let's do it."

Zhang Long and Zhao Hu scrambled to guard the stairs, Wang Chao and Ma Han shouted loudly, each of them reached out to pick up a jar of wine from the ground and threw it into the cool pavilion, Ge Huaimin cursed, lifted the bench and threw it in the air, throwing the wine The altar shattered in the air, and the wine spilled all over the floor; Wang Chao stretched out his hand and pulled up the lantern pole on the railing and threw it over. Ge Huaimin followed suit, swinging a bench and knocking the lantern to the ground. Unexpectedly, it would have the opposite effect this time, and the lantern fell to the ground After that, it started to burn with a bang, and the wine on the ground was ignited, and the fire suddenly burst into flames.

Li Zhihe cursed, and rushed out of the Liangge, all the officials were also crying for their parents and rushed out, some of them were not able to dodge in time, they were stained with alcohol, their clothes caught fire, and they were burned to death; The next few were crying and screaming, running around with flames.

Li Zhihe shouted: "Kick and go downstairs!"

After finishing speaking, he raised his feet and kicked the two burning men who were rushing in front of him, Ge Huaimin immediately followed up and flew up with two feet, kicking several burning officials over the stone railing on the roof and fell downstairs screaming.

"Are you the only one who has reinforcements? Let's see whose reinforcements are faster." Su Jin sneered.

The fire was the signal, the west side of the Yueyue Tower shouted repeatedly, and five hundred horsemen's guards arrived after hearing the news. They lay in ambush near the left, and they intended to rescue them, so naturally they arrived first.

More than a hundred people rushed into the Yueyue Building to help, and the rest of them carried firewood and sundries and lit fires on both sides of the street, trying to prevent the reinforcements from arriving.

The soldiers in the building rushed to the top of the building when they heard the whistle, Zhang Long and Zhao Hu held the stairs, and more than a dozen Su family nurses brought by Su Jin and turned into servants were there to help block it desperately, although they came here to avoid attracting people. Note that there are no weapons, but the soldiers who have drunk poisoned wine all over the ground have weapons. Ma Han stretched out his feet and kicked the bodies of the poisoned soldiers, whether they were still alive or not, down the stairs, and the corpses hit one after another. A soldier climbing up a flight of stairs.

As more than 100 people rescued the horse army rushed into the building, these people were attacked by the enemy and had to turn around and fight with the horse army soldiers. Zhao Hu and Zhang Long took the opportunity to lead the people to rush down. Most of them were knocked down, and the situation finally eased, and all the soldiers in Weizhou in the Yueyue Tower were deployed and cleared.