The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

Zhang Long stretched out his hand like lightning and stopped the whip in mid-air, leaving only a white mark on his iron-like slap, wrapped his wrist around a few times before wrapping the whip around his hand, cursing: " You bitch, you can beat me anytime you want, did my son offend you?"

The woman in red was furious, and scolded softly: "You Song pigs dare to resist, my aunt is going to kill you." After saying that, he stretched out his hand and grabbed the whip, Zhang Long flicked his wrist, pulled the whip straight, Before using much force, the woman in red felt that the whip was about to fly out of her hand, and hurriedly grabbed it back, but she couldn't pull Zhang Long's hand, and refused to let go, so Zhang Long pulled her over with the whip "" The chapters of the novel are updated the fastest.

The woman in red staggered forward and fell down. Su Jin sat on the outside, looking as if she rushed towards Su Jin directly. Su Jin stretched out his hand in desperation, and it happened to support the woman in red. The tentacles were soft, plump and full of elasticity. The hemisphere in front of the chest was squeezed and deformed; the woman let go of the whip quickly with a scream, her face was flushed, she covered her chest with her hands and stared at Su Jin with wide eyes.

Su Jin groaned secretly, before he could apologize, the woman turned around like a whirlwind, pulled out a scimitar inlaid with gemstones from the waist of the woman in green clothes behind her, and covered her face with Su Jin's head. cut off.

Su Jin hurriedly jumped up to avoid it, and the woman chased Su Jin like crazy, Su Jin simply apologized: "Miss, please calm down, I didn't intend to offend you, but I did it subconsciously..."

The woman bit her lower lip and opened her almond-shaped eyes. She only chased Su Jin and slashed in the lobby. The two chased after each other, and immediately smashed the tables, chairs and benches in the lobby, and the pots and dishes were broken all over the floor. , the shopkeeper of the restaurant had just been kicked to relieve his breath, and when he stood up and saw the restaurant being smashed, he couldn't get up and continued to pass out.

"Miss, don't push me too far. It's just a touch, and it's through the clothes. Is there any reason to be so angry? If you kill me because of this, I'm really sorry." Su Jin Explain while running away.

"You still want to... touch... touch your aunt without wearing clothes? You insult me ​​so much, I will cut off your dog's head today, Ari... Ari, help me block his way." The woman in red was about to crazy.

The woman in green clothed blushed when she heard the conversation between the two, stomped her feet and said, "Cousin, don't cut it off, this young master didn't do it on purpose."

"Okay...Okay! Ari, you just don't want to help me, no matter what, I'll come here on my own initiative, and I won't give up until I chop up this Song pig today."

Su Jin saw that this matter was so turbulent, and if the quarrel continued, it would be unbearable if he accidentally got stabbed by this crazy woman, so he shouted: "I'm offended." After saying that, he stretched out his hand and picked up a long stool He pointed the four stool legs at the red-clothed woman, and went forward instead of retreating.

The woman in red slashed at the stool, and the scimitar dived into the wood. Su Jin twisted the stool and used the twisting force to twist the scimitar out of the woman's hand, and then pushed forward. The four long legs of the stool resembled four The arm trapped the woman in red, and was pushed to the corner by Su Jin all the way, stuck on the wall and unable to move.

The woman was unrestrained, cursing and kicking at the same time. If it weren't for Su Jin's quickness, her life would be almost in danger.

Su Jin gasped and said: "You promise me that you will stop making trouble, so I will let you go."

The woman in red spit on Su Jin's face and shouted: "Grandma is going to kill you, I'm afraid you are tired of being a Song pig, and you dare to act wildly in the city of Huizhou in Daxia, so grandma is going to kill you!" lamp."

Su Jinteng took out a handkerchief to wipe the spittle off his face, and said with a downcast face: "So, you will never bypass me today, will you?"

The woman in red scolded: "I will never quit until I kill you."

Su Jin said coldly: "Okay, since you must kill me, I can't do anything about it. Anyway, I can't escape in Huizhou City; but before I die, I want to put a back on my back, and I wanted to let you go, but now I can't let it go."

The woman in red was startled and said angrily, "What are you doing?"

Su Jin sneered and said, "Guess what I will do to you."

The woman in red said, "How dare you!"

Su Jin scolded: "You crazy woman, I'm here to eat well, you come to provoke me for no reason, do you think I really dare not concoct you? Anyway, I'm going to die, and before I die, I want to paint you face, engrave two characters on your face, do you think it is the word shime?"

The woman in red was so startled that she almost fainted. She didn't expect this Song pig to be so vicious. What she was proud of was Ziji's pretty face. How will she behave in the future?In a panic, he blurted out and asked, "Shime?"

Su Jin chuckled and said: "I didn't expect you to be quite curious. In fact, you can ziji look in the mirror and see it after the painting is over, but I'm a kind-hearted person, so I'll tell you beforehand so that you don't get impatient. The young master wants to be in the mirror." What do you think of the word 'human' carved on your left face and the word 'cheap' carved on your right face?"

The woman in red yelled and scolded: "You dare, you dare."

Su Jin scolded: "Bitch, I don't dare to have shime. I'm going to die and I'm afraid of shime?" Turning to Zhang Long, he said, "Bring the knife, and get some haggis soup."

Zhang Long said in astonishment: "The knife is nothing more than a knife, what are you doing with haggis soup?"

Su Jin said: "The knife is engraved, and the haggis soup sauce is black for easy coloring, so it looks more conspicuous. Moreover, the haggis soup is very aggressive. If it is paired with the word "bitch", it is shime?"

Zhang Long blinked and said, "Slut bitch..."

Su Jin praised: "Bingou! The answer is correct."

Zhang Long didn't know that Su Jin was going to make a big fuss for Shime, but the young master ordered him to do so, so he brought a large pot of steaming hot haggis soup over and handed it to Su Jinyi handle dagger.

Su Jin grinned grimly and said to the woman in red who was pale with fright: "I'm offended, you forced me."

The fierceness of the woman in red has long since disappeared. She stared at the dagger in Su Jin's hand and murmured: "You won't, you dare not."

Su Jin sneered, played with the dagger in his hand, and slowly approached the woman's face. Before the cold dagger touched the woman's cheek, the woman screamed loudly, her body and head I twisted hard, but I was stuck by the four stool legs and fixed to the wall, and I couldn't break free.

"Don't move around, young master's calligraphy is very good. If you twist and carve crookedly, I have to peel off my face and rework it, that's not good; it is said that repairing is the most taboo in writing. The senior calligraphers taught us to do it in one go. It will get more crooked." Su Jin said sarcastically.

The woman in red yelled: "Ah Li, Ah Li, go and call someone, why are you still standing there, this person is going to paint my cousin's face, woo woo... how will my cousin meet people in the future?"

The woman in green looked at all this with a face of astonishment, but she came to her senses and ran out quickly. Zhao Hu was about to stop her, and Su Jin shouted: "Zhao Hu, let her go, as long as she leaves this restaurant If she doesn't go out, I'll cut the knife; if she doesn't go out, I might have something to discuss."

The woman in green stopped quickly when she heard the words, turned her big eyes and thought about it, and suddenly walked towards Su Jin, came to Su Jin's side and said softly: "Young master, let my cousin go, she didn't just want to Killing you is just to scare you."

Su Jin turned her head and smiled at the woman in green: "You are kind-hearted, but how did she look like she was scaring people just now? She looked like she was trying to eat people, but girl, you are well-educated and polite, and you speak kindly."

The woman in green blushed, she didn't dare to look at Su Jin, she lowered her head and said, "Isn't it because the young master touched... touched my cousin... There, my cousin has never been touched by anyone, so it's only natural to get angry of."

Su Jin was overjoyed, seeing the woman in green clothes shyly drooping her head, and after saying a few words, her ears and neck turned pink, and the fine hairs on her pretty face turned pink, and her heart moved.

"Is your name Ali?"

"...Yes, my slave Li Ali... please let my cousin go, don't paint her face..."

"Let her go? When she turns around, she will bring people to yell for beatings and kills. Wouldn't I die in her hands in vain, and I can't even get a back one?" Su Jin smiled.

Ari shook his head and waved his hands: "No, Ari guarantees that my cousin will not trouble you again."

Su Jin said: "You guarantee? You take shime as a guarantee? How about I let your cousin go and take you as a hostage? If your cousin comes to provoke again, how about I paint your face?"

Ari was startled, looked at the woman in red and then at Su Jin, bit her lower lip and nodded, "Ari agreed, you can take Ari."

The woman in red yelled: "Ah Li, how could this be possible, it can't be done, it can't be done."

Su Jin didn't expect this little girl to agree, Li Ali frowned and said: "Cousin, there's no way, if I don't agree, they won't let you go, or cousin, you can swear you won't let me go!" If you try to make trouble for them again, I don't think this son looks like a bad person, isn't it all good?"

The woman in red had no choice but to yell at Su Jin: "Song Zhu, don't let my aunt go, it's just that my aunt doesn't seek you out any more."

Su Jin sneered and said, "Bah, bastard, do you think I'm a three-year-old? I just came here to scold us for no reason. How can I trust you?"

The woman in red said angrily: "Have I ever regretted what I said? You Song people attacked and killed my uncle and second uncle. Of course they want to blame you. Who told you to come to our big summer to show off? Wouldn't you Looking for bad luck?"

Su Jin asked suspiciously: "Are you talking about the two great kings of Yeli Zuoyou Xiangjunsi who died on the front line recently? Are you their niece? They are all heroes."

The woman in red said: "Don't mention the names of my two uncles. You killed them in a sneak attack. What are you doing now?"

Su Jin sighed: "It turns out that because of this, it's unlucky for you to be full of people looking for the South?"

The woman in red said: "I want to avenge my two uncles. If you can attack despicably, I can't seek your bad luck?"

"Is this Miss Ari a servant of King Yeli?" Su Jin turned to ask the woman in green.

Before the woman in green could answer, the woman in red said first, "Say it out and scare you to death. Ari is the daughter of my aunt, Empress Yeli, and the precious princess of my Emperor Daxia."

Su Jin was taken aback, and now she's playing it off, these two women are people with a lot of background, they can be regarded as stabbing a hornet's nest.