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Chapter 212 What is ESPN?
On April 4, US time, the Lakers challenged the New Orleans Hornets away.

Bryant's flu was still not healed, so he was left in Los Angeles instead of coming to New Orleans with the team.

There is nothing to say about the New Orleans Hornets. They rank last in the Western Conference and are one of the teams that are doomed to miss the playoffs this season.Therefore, the Lakers still have a great advantage on paper against it.

Even if Kobe, the core of the team, is not on the court, it's not bad.

这场比赛湖人队还是加索尔发挥最为出色，他砍下了25分9个篮板4次助攻2记盖帽的全面数据，庵主也发挥尚可, 35分钟之内夺下了18分11个篮板1次助攻1记盖帽。拉蒙.塞申斯也小小爆发了一回，交出了17分6个篮板6次助攻1次抢断的数据单。不过最后斗下来, 湖人队赢得很险，事实上前三节，湖人队都处于落后局面，要不是最后一节打出了28-19的单节比分，湖人队是赢不下来的。

The Hornets may have no pressure on the whole team, so they played lightly. Marco Belinelli scored 20 points, which exceeded his scoring average this season by nearly half.Greivis Vasquez also had an eye-catching performance, with 18 points, 11 assists and 2 steals, far higher than his average per game this season.But the most surprising thing was that a dark horse came out of their bench, and that dark horse was Carl Landry.

In this game, Carl Landry changed his style of "slam dunk bird". He made 7 of 6 mid-range shots, 12 of 8 shots in the field, and 4 free throws. He scored 30 points and 20 shots in 11 minutes. Rebounds and 5 assists.And it was him who made Tang Qian, who also came off the bench, suffer a big loss tonight.Faced with this kind of "small insider" with precise shooting, Tang Qian played very uncomfortable. He let the opponent's mid-range shot, and the opponent really scored.Let him go out. Although Carl Landry is registered as 6 feet 9 inches tall, in fact he is at most 6 feet 8 inches. His height of about 203 cm allows him to move inside extremely fast and his pace is extremely flexible.Seeing him "bouncing" inside, Tang Qian was so depressed that he vomited blood. He was obviously a swingman's height, so why did he run in and play inside?Tang Qian's speed is definitely top-notch among the big men of 7 feet and above. Even in the world of power forwards, he is invincible.But no matter how top-level it is, there are limits. For example, in terms of lateral movement speed, it is impossible for him to be comparable to outside players.Otherwise, it's not a basketball player, it's Captain America, it's the Hulk.

Perhaps in the competition of straight-line speed, Tang Qian didn't think he would be much worse than the outside line, but in the competition of lateral speed, he felt "guilty".

It's the laws of physics, he's not Superman, he can't change that.

The so-called inertia, the so-called center of gravity, the so-called gravitational force... Ahem, if you go too far, they are all unavoidable disadvantages of the "giants".

The ancient Chinese often said that you can't have both fish and bear's paw, which means that if you have a superhuman height, it is impossible to have a superhuman lateral movement speed.

The taller the body, the slower the traverse speed. This is an ancient truth, and no one has ever been able to break it.

To make an inappropriate analogy, why does Altman move so slowly?It is because he is too tall and of great quality!

The "truth" that even Ultraman can't resist, Tang Qian naturally can't avoid it.

What's more, Carl Landry's shooting was perfect in this game, and he basically didn't get into the paint area, so it's understandable that Tang Qian was "at a loss".

No wonder this guy was 15 years old in the 16-33 season and still got a $650 million one-year contract.

The 11-12 season happened to be a season of complete transformation for "Bird" Landry. Since this season, he has entered the field of "Uncle Huo" back then, and the CIC has become more and more "stable like a dog". 42.7%, that is, Landry's shooting percentage from 10-16 feet this season, which is 6 percentage points higher than last year. 4% of the mid-range baskets are already excellent.

But what is even more terrifying is that next season, his mid-range shooting percentage will reach 46.2%, exceeding 4%, and the mid-range and long-range shooting percentage will soar to 5%, which is a full 43.5 percentage points higher than this season!In the 11-15 season, his mid-range ability will break through the sky, reaching 16%, exceeding 55.2%!Although most of them are open shots, you can't hold back his high shooting percentage! ! !As a veteran player who only played about 5 minutes, his overall shooting percentage reached 5%, and he could score close to 15 points with less than 55.6 shots. At the same time, he averaged 7+ rebounds per game. This kind of character is simply super. Role player!

At the age of 33, the PER efficiency value has reached 22.5. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is terrifying.

"It's a pity to see it", even this season, Carl Landry's PER efficiency value of 18.2 is also the highest in the entire Hornets.

This first highlights Carl Landry's extraordinary and efficient, and second highlights the strength of the New Orleans Hornets' lineup, which is really weak.

During the "extremely depressed" period, Tang Qian only scored 18 points, 0 rebounds and 7 block in 1 minutes of the game.

The Lakers narrowly beat the New Orleans Hornets by 93 points, 91-2.

Obviously he won the ball, but the "verbal criticism" after the game was terrifying.

ESPN was the first to bear the brunt, writing on the homepage of the official website, narrowly defeating the Hornets, even though the victory is still a defeat!

There is also a column below saying, Los Angeles Lakers, a wreck that is about to sink!

ESPN's current commentator and former NBA player, Jay Williams, wrote that although Kobe, the core of the Lakers team, was absent in this game, I think that even if Kobe played, the effect would not be great!Because the era of the Los Angeles Lakers is gone!By the way, the future of the league belongs to LeBron! ! !

Tang Qian did not get "let go" after the game. A "famous commentator" on ESPN named Mark Stern wrote in his column, oh~ 0 points, 7 rebounds and 1 block. The true strength of China Hot~ Our Asian friends are finally about to show their original shape!
"Just look at the data" is the characteristic of ESPN's work, from rugby to ice hockey to baseball to basketball, and "big data theory" is their authoritative proof.

In China, many Tang gangsters also took the opportunity to "start up" and wantonly "open hacks" in post bars and forums. Almost instantly, they turned Tang Qian into an "African charcoal worker" and became "worthless".

"Haha~ I knew this guy was a parallel importer, and now he has finally shown his true form. He can't even beat someone like Carl Landry. Do you still want to be a starting player? What a whimsical idea!" "Tang Qian is a squib" first Fire the cannon.

"That's right, it's ridiculous to score 0 points in anger! It's comparable to Emperor Yi back then!" Tang Hei immediately echoed his remarks.

"The most interesting thing is that even the rebounds that the Tang Mis are proud of lost to Landry! Tsk tsk tsk tsk~ How can the Tang Mis live??? Haha!!!"

"Tang Qian is just an overrated player. If he hadn't been Chinese, I would have been waived by the Lakers long ago!"

"Don't insult Landry, okay? A guy like Tang Qian deserves to be compared with Landry? After all, he was also the cornerstone of the team in his peak period! Tang Qian, a coolie, can catch one in the NBA." There are a lot of them, and there are no heavy samples!"

"Hey, don't go too far. How can Landry be as bad as you say? His efficiency value this season is as high as 18.2. Many of the main players of the average team are not up to this standard, okay!!!" A Tang Mi couldn't see It's over, and he couldn't help but refute, but he forgot that most of the fans are "one game theory" and "winner theory". Tang Qian's poor performance in this game is destined to be "slapped" "Life.

"Yo, why don't you let people talk about your bad performance? Who is Tang Qian? Is his father Li Gang?"

"I'm eager to protect the Lord~ Tang Qian deserved to be scolded for playing such shit in this game!"

"I don't think he is as good as Yi Di! At least Yi Di has a long-range shot, right? What about Tang Qian? What can he have? A standard blue-collar, a standard coolie. I don't think he will join the national team. Difference!"

In Los Angeles, Mother Tang is calling Tang Qian at home:
"Son, are you okay? I see that you are being scolded all over the Internet, why don't we stop playing this basketball, okay?" Tang's mother said "concerned about her child". As a mother, she can't stand outsiders talking about her child .

"Mom? Why are you surfing the Internet now? Can you understand English?" Tang Qian asked in surprise.

"Oh, mom can't read English, but Johns can understand, mom asked him to translate."

"It turns out that's the case, so I just said it." Tang Qian said with a smile in order to reassure Tang's mother: "Mom, those commentators on the Internet are the ones who take money to eat. If he doesn't write some eye-catching articles, why don't they come out?" How do you get paid? So Mom, you don’t want to read these things in the future, they are all gimmicks and have no nutrition.”

"That won't work, son, Mom has already asked Johns to apply for an online account for me, so that I can go online to help you talk! Don't worry, your mother's combat effectiveness is not built!!!" Listening to his mother's words, Tang Qianqian was very warm in his heart, so he nodded and let her go.

After the game against the Hornets, Tang Qian did not return to Los Angeles, because the Lakers needed to rush to San Antonio without stopping to compete with the old-fashioned Spurs at the AT&T Center Arena.

And it was also this game that made Tang Qian enter the category of "ESPN black".

PS: This is the second update, I will add more chapters~ Good night everyone~
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