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Chapter 311 Get the Big Bug Done (Updated~Sorry~)

"Okay, I've let you win, you can tell me now!" Rodman asked very urgently, after all, he has always wanted to restore his strength in this regard.It's a pity that because of the "excessive injury" in the past, even taking "Viagra" is not very effective now, which made Hua Dachong lose confidence in life for a while.

As a qualified "dissolute" person, unable to have a high-quality sex life, the pain is far more intense than normal people.Therefore, as soon as Tang Qian's words came out, Rodman almost ignored the truth and fell into the trap.

The reason is simple, he wants to "recover his glory" too much!

"Because I'm Chinese, I know Chinese Kung Fu!" Tang Qian began to "pull up the tiger skin as a banner" again. Anyway, in the United States, they all believe in this, and it can save a lot of trouble.

"Chinese Kungfu?" Rodman was taken aback, and said, "Chinese Kungfu can also cure this aspect? You are not fooling me, are you?"

"Absolutely not!" With the off-site card in "Different Space", Tang Qian immediately said confidently: "Chinese kung fu is divided into external family skills and internal family skills, and the latter has the functions of nourishing health and regulating qi, and opening up the muscles and veins." Miraculous effect." "Health and Qi? Open up the tendons? What does this have to do with 'revival'?" Rodman said incomprehensibly.

Tang Qian smiled pretentiously, and said, "If my guess is right, Mr. Rodman, your place has been broken, and more than once, right?" "You! How do you know??? "At this moment Rodman was a little surprised, because he hardly talked about this matter with outsiders, and he felt very incredible when Tang Qian said it out.

"Could it be...you had sex with that woman too?" Rodman's words made Tang Qian almost spit out a mouthful of old blood. The logical thinking of this flower bug is really "different from ordinary people"! "Of course not!" Tang Qian shook his head and said, "I just saw it."

"See it? How did you see it?" Rodman was even more puzzled.

"We martial arts practitioners pay attention to medical principles, so reading, hearing and asking everything are basic skills, nothing surprising." Tang Qian said, damn, I can't tell you, it's you in the future, so let's make it public!This kind of statement, no one will believe it!
"That's right." Rodman had also heard about the mysterious "Chinese Kung Fu", so he finally raised a glimmer of hope in his heart: "Then how sure are you? 30%? 50%?" After hearing Tang Qian, He waved his big hand very pretendingly and said: "100%!"

"100%???" Hearing the answer, Rodman said with enthusiasm, "Really, really?"

"Of course it's true. What's the benefit of lying to you?" Tang Qian said, "But this treatment will greatly consume my energy and spirit. I..." Tang Qian hesitated deliberately, and stopped talking. The purpose is to make Hua Da Chong anxious and take the bait by himself. "It doesn't matter! How much do you want? Say the number!" Rodman said very proudly, and it could be seen that he was completely attracted to this matter.

Well, the fish has bitten the hook!
Tang Qian shook his head and said directly, "I'm not short of money."

"Then what do you want? Tell me!" Rodman was a little anxious, because it was rare to meet such a "strange person", and he didn't want to let it go so easily.Otherwise, it would be irresponsible to my little brother!

"I want it." Tang Qian looked at Rodman, opened his mouth and said, "I want you..."

Before the words were played, Rodman jumped up and said: "I tell you! Although I am romantic! But I never engage in sex! I can't agree to your request!!!"

Engage? ? ?I go! ! !Can you hear me out! ! !

"Wait, I mean, I want to ask you to be my personal trainer!" Tang Qian finished speaking in one breath this time, saving the other party from using their associative skills!
"Huh?" Rodman was taken aback when he heard the words, and said, "Teach you how to practice? Are you going to ask me to be your personal trainer?"

"Yes! That's what it means!" Seeing that the other party understood, Tang Qian immediately nodded and said.

"But I have already made arrangements for the past few months." Dennis Rodman said in distress.

"What are your plans?" Tang Qian asked.

"I'm going to drink all the major bars in Northern and Southern California!" Rodman said very seriously, but the answer fell into Tang Qian's ears, it was simply "thunder rolling".I go!I thought there was something important to do!It turned out to be for drinking! ! !It's really unchanging! ! !After retiring for so many years, the off-court is still so "nonsensical"! ! !
Tang Qian slandered alone, and then said: "Mr. Rodman, then you choose yourself. As I said just now, this treatment will consume a lot of my energy, and I can't help you for nothing. So this It is a necessary exchange." Rodman thought for a while, and said, "Can't I change it to something else? I really hate teaching people to train!"

"No." Tang Qian refused succinctly: "This is my only condition."

Rodman thought for a long time, and finally even frowned his eyebrows together, which shows what kind of "heaven and man are at war" in his heart at this moment.After a while, Hua Da Chong finally said, "How long will I teach you?"

"One... um..." Tang Qian originally wanted to talk about one offseason, but he suddenly changed his mind and said, "Three offseasons."

"What? Three offseasons??? This is impossible!!!" Rodman protested loudly after hearing the words.

But now Tang Qian is on the winning side, so he said without changing his face: "Then it's up to you, sir, anyway, I can tell you that in the entire United States, only my family can cure you." "Difficult, can't it be?" Is it cheaper?" When Rodman heard this, his momentum softened and he said, "This is too expensive."

"First, Mr. Rodman, I will pay you the normal salary of a personal trainer, so we have a legitimate teaching relationship." Tang Qian continued: "Secondly, as the only industry, the price I offer is not too much ,Is not it?"

"But, aren't you Chinese? Don't you follow Marxism-Leninism-ism? How can you be so black!" Rodman complained. "Haha~" Tang Qian laughed when he heard the words, "I am indeed Chinese, but here is the paradise of capitalism, the free America, isn't it?"

Rodman was stunned for a while after hearing this, and finally only a few words came out of his mouth: "Damn capitalism! The evil United States of America!"

"Listen to what you mean, sir, do you agree?" Tang Qian guessed Rodman's answer.

"Hmph, I can agree, but I have to inspect the goods first! Otherwise, what if you cheated me and ran away?" Rodman also put forward a condition. "No problem." Tang Qian said, "But Mr. Rodman, will you keep your promise?"

"Of course I will keep my promise! I swear on my honor!" As soon as Rodman finished speaking, Tang Qian silently cursed in his heart: Shit honor!Shit reputation!If I believed you, then I would be an idiot plus a third level!
There is a reason for Tang Qian to think so, because Rodman can really be described as "notorious" off the court.

The same "notorious" old fritters are honest?Isn't that something a fool would do?Tang Qian has been in the United States for a long time, and he still has this experience and insight.So as soon as Rodman finished speaking, Tang Qian said: "No problem, I believe in your integrity, but the United States is a contract society, so formally we still need to go through it again."

"You want to sign a contract with me?" Rodman said angrily deliberately: "Do you not believe me???"

right!I just don't believe you!Believe me, it's a ghost!

The Rodman in front of him is a real person, he will not be like some mentally handicapped novels, just because of the so-called "appreciation" and take the trouble to teach a stranger casually.Of course, you can also say that Tang Qian's "pig's foot halo" does not have enough wattage, so it can't blind the opponent's eyes.

"This is just a procedural issue. After all, we are all in the United States. The spirit of the contract cannot be bypassed, or it will be too hasty, right?" Tang Qian's words made Rodman secretly angry. Zhenxiong Feng's run away, but now it seems that it is unlikely.Because once the contract is signed, it becomes legal in the United States. Rodman is now enjoying life, so he doesn't want to go to jail.

In the face of freedom and "rejuvenation", he finally compromised and chose the latter.

After finding a lawyer to draw up a standardized contract, Tang Qian made three copies as usual, one for himself, one for Rodman, and one in the hands of the lawyer.Looking at the meticulous energy of this oriental man, how does it seem to be just going through the motions?It is clearly a strict operation to prevent oneself from breaking the contract and running away in the future!
Alas, these orientals are not easy to deceive!
Rodman sighed silently in his heart.

Coming out of the law firm, Rodman began to yell: "Okay, the contract is signed now, should you help me solve the problem?"

"Of course." Tang Qian smiled slightly, and said with great satisfaction in his heart: "Let's change places."

A remote motel in Los Angeles.

"Hey, Dongfang boy, what did you bring me here for? I don't want to be gay!!!" Rodman warned Tang Qian "righteously" as soon as he came in.Damn, you want to mess with me, but I still don't agree!what thought!What a mess!
"Don't worry, it won't be long, it will be over in 15 minutes." Tang Qian deliberately said that the time was a little longer, otherwise he would have solved his problem in an instant, which would easily make people suspicious.After all, "Chinese Kung Fu" is not a fairy art, and it cannot be effective immediately, and foreigners are not stupid in this regard.So on the way here, Tang Qian thought up a set of rhetoric.

"How do I cooperate?" Hua Da Chong looked at the black-haired oriental man and asked.

"Just take off your shirt." Tang Qian also said in a dignified manner, and he still understands the truth of acting and doing a full set.

Choosing a posture of "Jin Yong imparting martial arts", Tang Qian stayed quietly with Rodman in the room for a quarter of an hour.

"It's ok." Tang Qian made a gesture of "received work" and said.

"That's all right?" Rodman said suspiciously: "But I don't feel anything at all? Are you lying to me?"

"Don't worry, I will never lie to you." Tang Qian replied confidently and lightly, because the ability introduction of the off-field card was very clear, and it can restore anyone to the performance of "snap! slap! slap!" !And it can keep "Golden. Gun. Not. Falling" for 10 years! ! !When Tang Qian saw this, he was a little tempted, but then he thought about it, he is only in his early 18s, what do you want this kind of "ghost thing" for?Isn't that cursing yourself?After thinking about it, Tang Qian decided to use it to "buy" Dennis Rodman.

The products produced by "Different Space" must be high-quality products, there is no doubt about this.

Tang Qian found a "sexy" photo on the Internet with his mobile phone, and then showed it to Rodman. Immediately, the latter reacted. The effect was so strong that it was terrifying!
"s~shi.t~" Rodman cursed secretly, opened his mouth and said, "This feeling is really great! I haven't had this feeling for a long time!" Suddenly, Rodman seemed to remember something, and Asked Tang Qian, "Isn't this a decoration that is 'fancy but not useful'?"

Tang Qian smiled slightly and replied: "Absolutely not, it's even easier to use than when you were young."

"Oh? How do you say it?" Rodman asked, feeling the hardness of his lower body.

"Gold. Gun. No. Down~" Tang Qian looked at the other party and said slightly jokingly.

"W? What? You, are you serious?" Rodman licked his lips when he heard this, and said, "Don't joke with me!" "Of course it's true, I promise." Tang Qian Looking at Rodman's "hungry wolf reincarnation" appearance, he couldn't help laughing: "But you have to remember one thing, to completely cure the root cause, you must do two more 'dredging', otherwise all previous efforts will be in vain. do you understand?"

"Well, when is it exactly?" Rodman was already a little "wandering", and asked anxiously.

"Ah~ Just come at this time of year." Tang Qian had already made up his mind.

"Then, can I go now?" Rodman asked with a "can't wait" expression.

"Yes, but don't forget that starting tomorrow, you will teach me lessons." After speaking, Tang Qian added again: "If you dare to let me go, then don't think about me helping you again!"

"Don't worry, I'm leaving, I won't talk to you anymore, see you tomorrow, I only want to see female animals today!"

Tang Qian shrugged and said, "Okay~ Then I wish you a good time~"

……

Back home, Tang Qian was originally in a very high mood, but immediately, he realized something, and then was "sweared" by Tang's mother.

"Tell me about you! Tell me about you!!! You are so big! If you are told to buy something, you can't even buy it back! How can I rest assured that you will be alone in the United States in the future???" Tang Qian was empty Tang's mother started the "Tang Monk Mode". Under Tang's mother's ten-year power, Tang Qian could only bow his head and admit his mistake, and accept the punishment honestly.

"Then I'll go buy it now?" Tang Qian asked tentatively, but was immediately hit by more violent "cannon fire" and said, "Go now? Then when will you come back? When you come back from shopping, we will The meal is almost over!"

"Forget it, let your father and I figure out a solution by ourselves, your son is really unreliable~"

Looking at the back of Tang's mother "shaking her head and sighing", Tang Qian felt very warm in her heart.

This feeling, in the United States, is actually very luxurious.

He understands this.

PS: I’m really sorry, because of some things yesterday, I was not in the mood to type at all~ Women~ Sometimes it’s really hard to handle~~~ Xiaozi used the noon break to make up this chapter~ Sorry everyone~
Thanks to Chi Yanling and Jing Ji for their rewards~Thanks to you and me for the monthly ticket~Thanks to jx05 for the evaluation ticket~~~ Thank you Xiaozi~
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