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Chapter 365 Slaps Like Firecrackers

"Don, we..." Taylor panicked all of a sudden, because he was afraid that Kanye West would really do that kind of thing.

Ten thousand nude @.a photos, I really feel dizzy just thinking about Taylor.

Taylor's family conditions have been relatively good since she was a child, so she can be regarded as a white American who grew up on a wealthy level. In public and under the spotlight, she is not afraid of dealing with people like Kanye West.But in this private and closed environment, she is really not Kanye West's opponent.As she did at the VMAs in 2009, she felt helpless and humiliated again tonight.

"Hey, big man, which NFL team are you from? Do you know Bill Sagat?" Originally, Tang Qian just wanted to delay the time, but unexpectedly, the other party was taken aback, and then said: "What's the matter? Do you know Bill?" "Ah, yes, he and I are old acquaintances." Tang Qian didn't expect such a coincidence that the other party also knew Bill Sagat.

"You want to use him to scare me?" The big man thought for a moment, then smiled disdainfully: "I'm sorry, although he and I belong to the same team, but I'm the main starter, and he, a rookie, is just my newcomer." It's just a substitute. So sorry Dongfang, I won't give him face!" "What? Are you a member of the Houston Texans?" Tang Qian asked after hearing the word teammate.

"That's right, what's the problem?" the big man said in a low voice.

"Oh~ nothing~ it just seems that I hit it off with your team!" Tang Qian said, "Then you must know Gray Jones, right?" Gray Jones said very fearfully.

"Yeah, I beat him twice, so I should be regarded as someone he can't forget even after being turned into ashes." Tang Qian replied.

"Have you beaten Gray? Hahahaha!" Hearing this, the big black man suddenly laughed loudly, "Oriental guy! You are so clever that you have been mistaken by your cleverness! If you don't say that you beat Gray, then I'm really not sure about you Do you recognize me or not, but now... you are definitely lying!"

"Why? I'm telling the truth!" Tang Qian said.

"Bullshit big truth!" The big black man said with contempt: "Greg is the top five of our Houston Texans. I can't even beat him. Do you think you are an Asian guy? Is it possible? When I am a fool Huh???" "Hey, your prejudice against Asians is really deep." Tang Qian sighed and said, "It seems that Asians have been dormant so hard that you forget that you were raped by them back then. Fear ruled by Bruce Lee. In this case, I am willing to be Bruce Lee's second, and break your stupid thought circuit."

The NFL league is different from the NBA league. They usually have more than 50+ players on a team, so Tang Qian met so many Houston Texans players, but never had the same one.If it's a basketball team, I'm afraid I'll run into "acquaintances" a long time ago.

"Stop talking nonsense! Asian guy! Just you and Bruce Lee? It makes people laugh! I'll smash all your teeth!" After finishing speaking, the big black man rushed over, looking at his figure, With a height of more than 190cm and a weight of more than 300 pounds, he should be a striker.Because in the football position, basically only the forward players will have a weight of about 300 pounds.Whether it's the defensive line or the offensive line, that's the same.

And this kind of close-range impact is exactly what they are good at, let alone Tang Qian, even if the peak Ao Pang comes, he can't resist it, and it's not worth mentioning.This is definitely not an exaggeration. Competing with NFL strikers is suicide and courting death.Apart from dedicated Hercules, they are the most powerful people on earth.

Therefore, rugby players have never been very fond of basketball players. First, rugby is the largest sport in the United States. Second, in terms of strength, rugby players generally have to completely suppress NBA players. Third, the high wages of NBA players make them They are a little envious and jealous.Taken together, it is understandable that they underestimate basketball players.

"Damn him, Tony!!!"

"Bump him! Tony!!!"

"Break his ribs!!!"

Seeing their teammates in action, the group of Houston Texans players booed loudly.

Tang Qian glanced at them, and these people had relaxed and happy expressions on their faces, as if Tang Qian was just a piece of fish on a chopping board, ready to be ravaged and slaughtered.

Want to see my good show!You wait for me!

Tang Qian counted, and there were still about 10 seconds before the task was completed, so that is to say, he needed to find a way to survive these 10 seconds.

I don't believe I can't stand it!
Tang Qian thought for a while, and it was only 10 seconds anyway, so he chose to fight hard and resist hard.

After all, this offseason, his weight and strength have also grown considerably.

But the ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny. In front of the NFL striker who specializes in body collisions, Tang Qian's strength growth is hardly worth mentioning. With a "bang", the huge force almost overturned him directly.

Tang Qian took three or four steps back before he could barely stabilize his figure, and a great sense of astonishment surged into his heart immediately.

Unexpectedly, it is so far behind? ? ?Are these NFL strikers monsters? ? ?You must know that my biggest bench press this season has reached 380 pounds, is it so vulnerable? ? ?In fact, Tang Qian was a little bit confused. It wasn't that he was not strong, but that the NFL strikers were a bunch of perverts. Like the guy in front of him, his maximum bench press was at least 480 pounds.In fact, for those who can play as forward players in the NFL, the bench press of about 400+ pounds is very common. Generally, those with strong points have a maximum bench press weight of more than 450+ pounds.Tang Qian's bench press ability is already at the upper level in the NBA, but compared with them, it is still a lot worse.Furthermore, as the strikers of the NFL, explosive collision is a basic skill, and they have to train for a long time every day, which determines their collision skills and strength, which are far beyond ordinary people.Even if Tang Qian's bench press numbers are exactly the same as his now, he will be at a disadvantage in a head-on collision.Because in terms of skills and strength, the two are not at the same level.

It's like asking them to play basketball, play rebounds and block shots, etc. Tang Qian can beat them, even if they become as tall as the latter, it's useless.More than ten years of accumulated practice, that is not a cold body data figure, which can be offset and smoothed out.

"Not bad~ Asian guy~ Your physical fitness is beyond my expectation~ But, it's still at the level of a chicken! You can't compare with me!"

"Don~be careful~" Taylor and Karlie Kloss could see it. In a competition of power, Tang Qian didn't have any advantage.

In the concept of Europeans and Americans, strength is the combat value of ordinary people. Tang Qian's strength is not as good as that of his opponents, so it is basically bad luck.

bang~
Again, Tang Qian felt his arms and even his internal organs tremble faintly this time.

The whole person was directly hit against the wall of the women's toilet, only to counteract the force of that terrifying impact.

"Tony, what are you doing? You can't deal with the other party after you hit it twice?"

"Tony! Come on! Don't show mercy!"

"Break his bones!!!"

"Asian guy, your physical fitness is unexpectedly good. You must not be an ordinary person?" After two hits, the big Tony also found out that it was different, because ordinary people couldn't stand his impact at all. All unbearable.But the Asian in front of him blocked it twice. Although he was absolutely at a disadvantage, he didn't lose his ability to resist.

"Even if you have a little vision, I'm also an athlete." Tang Qian calculated in his heart while delaying time:
5 seconds left.

"Athlete? Huh, that's useless! Because in front of the NFL striker, no one is an opponent!" After finishing speaking, the big black man named Tony seemed to increase the impact force, which made Tang Qian even more frightened: TNND!Can it also improve strength and explosiveness?This Ni. Ma is really too perverted! ! !
bang~
bang~
bang~
Within 5 seconds, there were three consecutive impacts, which directly made Tang Qian almost overwhelmed, and his whole body was shocked to bleed.

I. Rub~ my hands were all skinned!These bloody muscular monsters!

"Different space"!Hasn't your mission time come yet?If not, the young master is going to explain here today!
when~
Finally, Tang Qian hoped for the stars and the moon, and finally got this long-awaited voice.

Without further ado, Tang Qian entered the "Different Space", and then got a reminder from the black mission card that the mission had been completed, and he was rewarded with an off-site card.

what is itgood!This off-site card is good! ! !

Without even thinking about it, Tang Qian activated it, and immediately, he felt that he had become different.

Card name - slap in the face.

As a result, within 12 hours, the hit rate of the slap is 100%, and the slap will never miss.

Back in the real space, Tang Qian looked at his opponent and said, "Hey, big guy, I would like to advise you, it's still too late to stop, really. Otherwise, I will really make a move." "What? Are you telling a bad joke Is it? Or is it that your head has been smashed by me?" The black Tony didn't care about Tang Qian's kind reminder at all, and he was still aggressive.

"Oh, then I'm sorry, after all, I have already said hello." Tang Qian shook his head and said, "You didn't listen."

"You idiot! I think your brain has become a paste! In this situation, do you think you have the upper hand?" Black Tony said: "Right away, I will let you taste the taste of broken bones! "Tang Qian stood where he was, not even taking any protective action, just calmly watching the other party's arrogance.

"Come on, big guy who doesn't listen to advice." Tang Qian said.

"Asian guy, I'll make you cry right away!!!" The black Tony gathered all his energy and was about to give Tang Qian a big move, but he didn't expect that the result would be so miserable.

Karlie Kloss couldn't bear to close her eyes, because even she could see the huge gap in strength between the two sides.

This oriental man is brave enough, but unfortunately...

Snapped!
A meat sound appeared in the women's restroom.

"You, you hit me?" The black Tony touched his face in disbelief. After confirming that it was not a dream, he immediately said angrily: "Yellow monkey! You are looking for death!!!" But when he rushed to Tang After diving, what greeted him was still a big slap in the face.

Snapped!
"This...you...are mad at me!!!" The black Tony touched his face again, and then his whole expression became angry, and he roared loudly: "I'm going to break your dog legs!!! "

"You still want to come?" Tang Qian stood still and said, "Okay, then I will fulfill you."

clap clap clap clap clap ~~~
A series of sounds, like setting off firecrackers, immediately rang throughout the women's toilet.

"I...you...I..." The black Tony was slapped seven or eight times by Tang Qian in a row, and his whole head became a little dizzy. After all, no matter how good his physical fitness is, he is still an ordinary person. It is impossible to stretch the muscles, so after being beaten violently, he was already a little dizzy. "What's the matter? You still want to do it with me?" Tang Qian looked at his opponent and asked softly.

"I... s, shi.t! I'm going to kill you!!!" After recovering a bit, the black Tony, full of shame and anger, rushed towards Tang Qian recklessly.If you don't have the ability to get stuck in the body and get hit hard, the consequences will definitely be serious.But now, Tang Qian was not afraid at all, just stood there calmly, waiting for his opponent to approach.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clack
Unsurprisingly, there was another violent twitch, which made the black Tony's face completely swollen.

I can't even speak clearly.

"Okay, okay, big brother, you should rest first, your face is so swollen, you'd be embarrassed to hit me again, wouldn't you?" Tang Qian smiled and said. "Ah~~~" With a loud cry, the black Tony passed out from anger and fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Hey, aren't you? Just fainted? Then you should see a psychiatrist." Tang Qian waited for the other party to pass out, but still didn't let it go, and opened his mouth to tease.

All quiet.

Three seconds later, Kim Kardashian said loudly: "What are you still doing??? Why don't you go up and avenge Tony???"

Kanye West also recovered from his stupor, and commanded loudly: "Go! Go! Fuck this oriental guy to death!"

A group of people rushed towards Tang Qian like this.

"Hey, let me tell you, do you have any chivalry? If you can't fight alone, you can fight in groups?" After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued: "In this case, I will not be polite, lest you say that I am not enough Respect you."

For the next time, it was almost like shooting a movie. As long as someone approached Tang Qian, he would be served with a big ear post, papapapa~papapapapa~, the beating was very enjoyable.

"This, how is this possible??? Let's go together, do it, kill him!!!" Kanye West's tone changed when he saw the bravery of this oriental man, and he began to stand aside and gesticulate .However, this is of no use.Because whether you go alone or together, you can't escape Tang Qian's ears.

clap clap clap clap clap ~~~~~
Crack clack clack clack clack clack clack! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
In the women's toilet of the entire Glove Cafe, it was as if firecrackers had been set off, crackling and exploding non-stop.

What?You ask why no security guards came over?That's because there is no security post in this place.

The founder of the Glove Cafe also seems to know who are the people who come to his store, so he simply doesn't hire security guards, and the customers inside are responsible for everything.This trick not only saves US dollars, but also does not offend others. Anyway, these celebrities and celebrities have a good face, so even if they suffer a loss, they will not talk about it when they go out.

About 10 minutes later, when the camera returned to the women's restroom of the Glove Cafe, everyone except Kanye West and Kim Kardashian was lying on the ground, grinning and groaning loudly. non-stop.

"Don, you, you, you..." Although Taylor knew that Tang Qian could fight well before, this kind of scene was really shocking.Come on, these people on the ground are all professional NFL players!Who in the United States does not know how powerful NFL players are?Three or four ordinary people may not be able to handle one of them!But it didn't take long for the oriental man in front of him to let go, and the whole process was clean and neat, as easy as killing chickens and dogs.

Taylor was better. Karlie Kloss beside her was so surprised and dumbfounded.

Looking at Tang Qian's eyes, it was like looking at Batman and Iron Man.

"You! You!" Kim Kardashian was completely stunned. It's not like she has never seen a tyrannical man. After all, she used to be a "professional athlete", so she had contact with many powerful men.But like this oriental guy, she swears she has never seen it before, this is really... this is so fucking tough! ! !
It was so tough that my lower body seemed to be vaguely wet! ! !
"How is it now? Kanye L.A.? Is there any room for me not to agree?" Tang Qian walked towards Kanye West with a smile on his face. "Stop! Don't come here! Asian guy! I'll make you stop!!!" Faced with this "cruel" fact, Kanye West has completely lost his previous pretense. Looking at Tang Qian, I just want to get him out of here quickly.

"Hey, hey, what's going on now? You still call me an Asian guy? It seems that you really look down on us Asians." After Tang Qian finished speaking, he continued to approach: "In this case, I will come today Give you a long memory."

"Don't come here! Don't come here! I know a lot of people in Los Angeles! You offended me, so be careful and walk around!"

"Continue, you continue to threaten me and intimidate me." Tang Qian didn't mean to stop at all, and continued to walk towards the other party at a steady pace, saying: "But you have to know, I, the person I hate the most is..."

"threaten me!"

Snapped!
"Scare me!"

clap clap!

"Scared me!"

clap clap clap!
Six big ears in a row, directly slapped Kanye West and almost fell to the ground. As a black singer who has been famous for many years, when did he suffer this kind of treatment?Immediately, he yelled subconsciously: "Yellow man! You are finished! You dare to hit me! I promise you..."

Snapped!
"Guaranteed what???" Tang Qian slapped again: "Also, I said not to insult Asians, did you forget it so soon?"

"Labor and capital are..."

clap clap!

"What you are has nothing to do with me! I just know that now, I want to slap you!" Tang Qian continued to interrupt directly with a slap in the face.

"You're courting death!!! The yellow man!!! You..."

clap clap clap! ! !
"You don't have a long memory yet? Then continue to smoke! Smoke until you remember it, until you have a long memory!" Tang Qian cut off domineeringly.

"you……"

"Oh~ That's right." Tang Qian turned to look at Taylor and Karlie Kloss and said, "You two beautiful ladies, you still have your share."

clap clap clap! ! ! !
"Let you be so arrogant!"

Clap clap clap clap! ! ! !

"Let you be so domineering!"

Clap clap clap clap! ! ! ! !
"Let you bully my friend!"

After a blast, Kanye West's teeth seemed to be missing a few, and his entire face was completely deformed due to swelling, turning into a humanoid pig's head!

"You!!! You!!!!!!!" Kanye West was so humiliated that he was so angry that he didn't even finish his sentence, just like the black Tony before, who had recited Let go.

Out of breath.

The whole situation was reversed so quickly that the eyes of the three women present were all stared.

"You... who are you???" Kim Kardashian is not a fool, seeing this, she completely came to her senses.

"My name is Tang Qian~ I'm a basketball player~" Tang Qian grinned.

"You, what are you doing??? You hit me, and the entire Kardashian family will not spare you!!!" At this point, she could only pull up the tiger skin as a banner.But Tang Qian just smiled and said, "Don't worry, I don't hit women, you are lucky."

Phew~ Hearing this, Kim Kardashian breathed a sigh of relief, because her biggest capital is her face and butt. If she is slapped by this oriental man, she doubts whether she can still maintain the "peak" Yan value".

"Okay, just because I don't hit you, doesn't mean I like you! In fact, I hate you as a woman very much!" Tang Qian looked at Kim Kardashian and said, "Let them leave on their own later, or I will slap you. But don't show affection."

After finishing speaking, Tang Qian turned around and smiled at Taylor and Karlie Kloss and said, "Two ladies, please go back, my performance is over."

After the two women were stunned for a while, Karlie Kloss opened her mouth in a daze and said, "Hot~ you, are you a superhero in comics?"

ha?What?
Tang Qian shook his head and smiled wryly: "Of course not, do you American superheroes have Orientals?"

PS: The promised explosion, Xiaozi has finished, thank you for your support~
To answer the question from book friends, Xiao Zi writes a book, except for her relatives, few outsiders know about it, and it is even more impossible for colleagues and so on.

(End of this chapter)