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Chapter 54 One Punch KO

Chapter 54 One Punch KO
"Who are you? Why are you standing here?"

"I, s, sorry, I'm very sorry, I'm a member of the Los Angeles Defenders, I thought..."

"Los Angeles Defenders? Oh, it's our Lakers' low-level trash team, right? Get out of here. From today on, you'll go to the small stadium to practice. This big stadium is ours to use."

"Bynum, what do you mean? Have I offended you?" Tang Qian frowned when he heard Andrew Bynum's words and tone. Anyway, he had nothing against this idiot. Good impression.

"Hey? What if you offended me, so what if you didn't offend me? A low-level player in NBDL, who has the right to ask why?" Andrew Bynum was reprimanded by Kobe just now. Xiao Xiao, if Tang Qian was caught at this time, how could he not be angry.

"Andrew Bynum, it seems that you are not the boss of this team, what right do you have to be so arrogant?"

"I admit that I went to the wrong place just now, but I also apologize. What else do you want from me? Don't go too far."

Tang Qian suppressed his temper, first polite and then military.

"Ho? Judging by your skin color, you are Asian. You Asians are weak chickens in the basketball world. Is there anything wrong with me being arrogant to you? Let me tell you, what I just said was still polite, now let me I will let you crawl out! Do you understand???" Andrew Bynum said arrogantly.

"Andrew Bynum, apologize to me." Tang Qian said.

"Apologize? Oh, sorry, I, Andrew Bynum, never apologize, especially to yellow people! Hahahaha!"

"An Zhu, I will give you one last chance to apologize to me, and then I will forgive you."

"Forgive me? Hahahaha~ Yellow people, did you forget to put your brains in your head? Why should I apologize to you? What qualifications do you have to accept my apology?"

"Sure enough, he is an idiot without IQ. It's not unreasonable to mess up so badly in the future." Tang Qian shook his head, and suddenly said to himself.

Who knows, this Andrew Bynum's ears are quite good, Tang Qian talked to himself, and he listened to it verbatim.Immediately, Andrew Bynum became angry and said, "Yellow Monkey, who are you calling a fool???"

"Of course I'm scolding you, otherwise who is it?" Tang Qian spit out in a normal tone.

"Slopehead! Say it again if you have the ability!!!" Andrew Bynum said with his eyes wide open.

"You have a thick skin, Bynum." Tang Qian said.

"W, what?" Bynum asked in confusion.

"Because ordinary people don't like to hear insults to themselves, but you want me to say it again, you are not thick-skinned, what are you?" Tang Qian looked at Master Huan and smiled slightly.

Andrew Bynum didn't answer for a few seconds. Judging from his appearance, he should be chewing on the meaning of Tang Qian's words.Poor Tang Qian's words made his already insufficient brain cells even more impoverished.After a long while, he came back to his senses and cursed loudly: "Yellow Monkey, how dare you scold me???"

"Just scold, scold, what can you do to me?" Tang Qian's principle of life has always been courtesy first, after all, like Long Aotian and Ye Liangchen's "invincible domineering", he can't learn it even if he wants to, he can only laugh at himself I have limited qualifications.However, it is not Tang Qian's temperament to give in blindly. His purpose is that there is no need to show mercy when dealing with some people who are shameless.

Anyway, for this kind of people, the more sympathy you have, the more they will push forward and be greedy.

"Yellow monkey, what can I do with you? I can beat you so that you can go home and find your mother!" Andrew Bynum said with a ferocious expression.

"Oh, I'm so scared, so come here and try it, why do I think you can't do it?" Tang Qian said with a slightly teasing tone.

"Don't stop me, let me beat this yellow-skinned monkey to death!!!" Andrew Bynum yelled loudly.

It's a pity that in the entire training ground, no one responded to him.

"Hehe, Bynum, it seems that your popularity is not very good." Tang Qian laughed.

"You.are.at!!!"

"You're dead, do you understand!!!"

After being ridiculed by Tang Qian, Andrew Bynum felt ashamed. He was a little ashamed, so he yelled at Tang Qian directly.

"It's so funny, Bynum, do you eat with this mouth?" Tang Qian is not afraid of Andrew Bynum at all. In his opinion, after a knee injury, he has completely become a Without An Zhu, the athletic ability that he was once proud of has long since disappeared. Now, apart from his height and weight, Tang Qian has a big chance of winning if a fight really happens.

"Yellow man of shit, you are looking for death!!! See if I don't beat you up!!!" Andrew Bynum is not the kind of neurotic person, facing Tang Qian's verbal attacks, he is not cheap at all Can't account for it, since that's the case, the angry and brain-burning Bynum raised his fist at Tang Qian without saying a word.

"Such a slow fist, do you think you can hit me?" Tang Qian shrewdly dodges left and right. Anyway, in terms of footstep speed, the two are not on a parallel line at all.

"Damn it, why are you running, yellow dog, stop if you have the ability, and take a punch from me!!!" Andrew Bynum said angrily when he saw that several of his punches were easily dodged by Tang Qian .

"Oh, no, no, Bynum, don't look at you being strong, if you really want to fight, I just need one punch to KO you." Tang Qian easily dodged Bynum's fist and said.

"Put your mother's dog fart!!!" Hearing Tang Qian's words, Andrew Bynum's attack suddenly became more intense.

"Kobe, should we go up..." Derek Fisher asked the ace of the Lakers for advice after seeing this scene.

"It's okay, don't worry about it." Kobe looked at the oriental man and said thoughtfully.

"Well, I understand." Seeing that Kobe Bryant had spoken, he stopped thinking and became a bystander wholeheartedly.

The scene became a little dramatic. Tang Qian used his speed and agile steps to almost trick Bynum around.About 10 minutes later, Bynum, who had swung his fist countless times, finally became a little weak. He looked at Tang Qian, who was still alert, and cursed angrily: "You damn yellow man, you don't grow eggs. Eggs? You know how to hide and hide, if you have the guts, just stand still and fight me!"

Looking at Andrew Bynum's actions, Tang Qian thought to himself, it's time.

Tang Qian's running just now was not meaningless, and he is not a fool. With the huge difference in weight between him and Bynum, it is inevitable that he will suffer some disadvantages if he fights head-on with Bynum.Although in terms of pure strength, Tang Qian doesn't think he will lose to the opponent, but the 40-50 pound weight gap is a disadvantage in hand-to-hand combat.The heavier the weight, the more stable the chassis. In this case, even if your own strength is superior, you may be counter-killed by the opponent. In order to prevent this one-tenth possibility, Tang Qian played a little trick to ensure that he Can be [-]% and easily defeat the opponent.

"as you wish."

Tang Qian uttered a sentence of classic English in a slightly oriental tone, and then took advantage of the time when Bynum was punching, he took a big step, his waist sank, and he struck out with a heavy punch.

When Bynum saw Tang Qian throwing a punch, he immediately felt bad, but because he had expended too much physical strength just now, this time, he felt a little uncomfortable.

bang~
Tang Qian hit Bynum in the face. Immediately, the former's head was stunned, and his body fell backwards uncontrollably.

"Really, really knocked out Bynum with one punch..." Fisher was a little dazed looking at the scene in front of him.

"What a cunning oriental boy." Kobe saw some clues, and said with interest: "Meta, do you see anything?"

"Of course." Ci Shiping looked like an old man who was a master fighter, touched the stubble on his chin and said, "First use speed and footsteps to consume Bynum's physical energy, then watch the timing and kill him with one blow. Tsk tsk tsk, this oriental boy has the talent to practice boxing, not bad, I like it."

"Haha, Mehta, it's really a rare thing to be able to win your favor in the first impression. I remember back then, I almost started fighting with you." Kobe smiled and said.

"What era is that all about? I really like this oriental boy, because his punch just now has my demeanor!" Ci Shiping said carelessly.

"That's why you think he's good? Oh~my~ Mehta, you're such a violent person~"

"Hey hey hey, thank you for the compliment, Kobe, you know I like boxing very much. If I hadn't been in the NBA, I might have really inherited my ancestral business and gone to professional boxing."

"Hehe, don't be a fart, let's go, let's go and see the injury of the 'future star'." Kobe said.

"OK."

……

"How about it, am I a person who keeps my word and my word?" Tang Qian looked at Bynum who was lying on the ground, clapped his hands and said.

"Hi, Dongfang boy, we met again, although the way we met was a bit unexpected."

A deep voice entered Tang Qian's ears.

"K, Kobe?" Hearing this voice, Tang Qian immediately turned around and asked.

"That's right, you still remember me, which means I left a deep impression on you that night, right?"

"Of course, thank you, Mr. Black Mamba, for pointing me out that night. I, Tang Qian, have been taught." Seeing that Kobe still remembered his appearance, Tang Qian said a little excitedly.

"Oh~ Kobe, this kid still calls you Mr. Black Mamba? Orientals are polite, that's great."

"Kobe, do you know him?" Derek Fisher, as the chairman of the players' union, has a much better ability to read people's words than Ci Shiping.

"Yes, Derek, I know this kid, and I have a little friendship." Kobe replied without hesitation.

"It turns out that's the case." Fisher is also very good at being a man. After hearing Kobe's answer, he immediately turned his head and smiled at Tang Qian: "Hello, lie down, soup, hot, sorry, your name is really difficult to pronounce." It's a bit convoluted."

"It doesn't matter, Mr. Fisher, I still remember your 0.4-second lore that year!" Tang Qian said excitedly again when he saw "Old Fish" Fisher take the initiative to shake hands with him.

"Hey, Dongfang boy, you are only making friends with Kobe and Derek, have you forgotten me?" Ci Shiping said with a deliberately scary expression at this time.

"Oh, yes, yes, Mr. Pease, how about you, I have always admired your skill. I think even the god of basketball was hit by you and broke two ribs. You don't know. When I read the news in the newspaper, I nearly dropped the drink can on the floor."

Tang Qian didn't notice that Ci Shiping's face became darker and darker as he heard it, and finally Kobe couldn't help it anymore, and said with a joke: "Meita, you are indeed a beast, even in the far east, your name is unknown. People don't know! It's amazing, it's amazing!"

"Don't, don't laugh!" Ci Shiping stared at Tang Qian with a dark face and said, "Hey, Dongfang boy, don't you know that I, Master Metta Walder Pease, have other great achievements? ???"

Seeing Ci Shiping's sudden unkind expression, Tang Qian felt "bald" in his heart. Fortunately, his reaction was not slow, and he immediately changed his mouth and said, "Of course, of course I know something else. I was just joking just now."

"Then tell me and listen, if you dare to fool me, hum!"

Tang Qian could tell that this burly man was already on the verge of exploding, and if he spoke badly alone, it might lead to a "bloody disaster".Ci Shiping's grandfather and father both fought professional boxing matches, if he accidentally offended the other party, he would end up...

唐潜的背上划过一线冷汗,接着开口说道:“2003-2004赛季的DPOY,2003-2004赛季的最佳防守阵容第1阵容,2005-2006赛季的最佳防守阵容第1阵容……”

"Aha~ Not bad, since you know the honor of my career, why don't you just say it from the beginning, why are you talking about those useless things?" Ci Shiping heard Tang Qian really said a lot, and his face was cloudy immediately It turned sunny.

Just after Tang Qian entered the mode of "chasing stars" and "fans", he let out a loud roar and decisively dragged him out of this mode, saying: "Yellow monkey, I will kill you!!!"

"You guy, do you still want to be beaten?" Tang Qian's face darkened, and he looked at Bynum who stood up again.

"Bastard, I'm going to kill you!!!" Andrew Bynum seemed to be going crazy, and after a loud roar, he waved his fist and rushed towards Tang Qian.

"Okay, go over and stop him, don't let him go crazy." Kobe Bryant glanced at Bynum, and said in a neutral voice.

"Bryant, why do you want people to stop me??? Am I your teammate, or is he???" Andrew Bynum was so angry that he struggled and growled mindlessly.

"Shut.up!!! Shut up, Bynum!!!"

In front of outsiders, being yelled at by Bynum like this, Kobe Bryant's face is not good.

"Bryant, you are really not human! I have been with you for so many years, and you don't help me but a yellow man. You don't deserve to have the same skin color as me!!!" Bynum was in a state of anger, It's already a bit "unchosen".

The issue of skin color is definitely one of the taboo issues in the United States. Bynum's words suddenly made Kobe look cold, and said in a cold voice: "Andrew Bynum, I think you have been a little too self-inflated recently No wonder Kareem complained to me that day, saying that you have been taking him less and less seriously recently, you are such a mentally handicapped idiot! Do you know who Kareem is? Anyone on the Lakers saw him How dare you look down on him if you don’t admire him? What a fool! I don’t think you need to participate in the opening match, I will discuss it with the management.”

Karim?Karim?Me, I'm going, could it be Kareem Abdul-Jabbar? ? ?
I used to always hear that Andrew Bynum was a disciple of Tiangou, but I didn't expect this to be true...

ah ah ah ah~
I'm so envious~
It would be fine if I was the one trained by the Skyhook~
Why is this master's luck so good~
Unconsciously, Tang Qian showed a look of envy and hatred to Andrew Bynum.

"Bryant!!! How can you do this??? You are suppressing me!!! You are blatantly suppressing me!!! You are afraid that I will grow up to replace you!!! You are afraid that I will grow up Get up and replace you!!!" Andrew Bynum said after hearing Kobe's words.

"What???" Kobe seemed to have heard some funny joke, the corner of his mouth twitched disdainfully, and said, "I'm afraid of you???"

"Andrew Bynum, have you lost your mind and gone crazy?"

"Since I started playing basketball, I have never been afraid of anyone. Even Michael can't make me bow! What are you? Someone who can't even match Shaq's half toe, dare to yell at me? ? ? Is your head full of shit??? Stupid stuff!!!"

"Bryant, don't be too arrogant, I'm younger than you, I'm only 24 or [-] years old, and you, you are like a classic car that is about to be scrapped, you can't compare with me at all!!! I will tell you Just like squeezing O'Neill away back then, squeeze you away!!! Just wait for me!!!" Anzhu continued to speak nonsense.

"all.right, all.right, all.right! As long as you have the ability to squeeze me away, I will accompany you at any time! But now, I can tell you with certainty that you don't need to participate in the first three games!"

"Why? Bryant, do you think you are the head coach? Do you think you are the team owner???"

"Just because my name is Kobe Bryant and this is my team, I have the right to do it!"

"Okay, Steve, Troy, Luke, you take him out, I don't want to see this face again these days!"

"But Bryant, the head coach..."

"Don't worry, I'll make it clear."

"Well, we know."

After getting Kobe's guarantee, the three Lakers' substitutes walked out of the arena with the cursing Andrew Bynum on their shoulders without saying a word.

"It turns out that it's not easy to be the leader of a team." Tang Qian watched Andrew Bynum disappear into the training ground, and suddenly said with emotion for no reason.

"Haha, I have taken so much money from the team, so I have to do something for the team, don't I?" Kobe jokingly changed his mood after watching Bynum leave.

"By the way, Tang, Tang, you are from the East, right? I have something I want to ask you." Kobe dismissed the others, pulling Tang Qian alone and said.

"Ah, ask, ask me?" Tang Qian said in a daze.

"Well, aren't you Orientals the best at weighing things? I want to ask you, if a friend is treated unfairly, what would you do?" Bryant asked.

"Unfair treatment? Friend?" Tang Qian thought for a while, and then said: "If this person is my very good friend, then I must seek justice for him."

"Even if it's going to offend someone you might not be able to afford to offend?" Bryant continued.

"Well, I think so, Mr. Mamba, if he is really my very important friend, even if he offends people, I won't hesitate." Tang Qian replied.

"Well, I see. You gave me a good suggestion." Kobe Bryant suddenly smiled and said.

PS: Ci Shiping’s father and grandfather both fought professional boxing matches. This is not Xiaozi’s nonsense~ Also, Andrew Bynum did not participate in the 2011-2012 Lakers opening game. This is also true~ Finally, I would like to thank Hehaya, Hulu God, Lianqianlian 1428, and Feixue Baibai book friends for their rewards. Xiaozi will work harder~ Today is New Year’s Eve. For the sake of updating code words, throw away some recommendation tickets and collections, thank you~~~huhu~
(End of this chapter)

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