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Chapter 75 New Year's Eve Concert in the United States

Chapter 75 New Year's Eve Concert in the United States

"Ho, it's true, it's really Korean, wow, not bad, not bad, Koreans are handsome, tsk tsk, these facial features are much more delicate than us Europeans and Americans!"

"And he's not as thin and short as other orientals, it's really great~"

Tang Qian heard the two voices getting closer, and then he came back to his senses: "Korea, Korean? Who are you talking about? Could it be me?"

"Hi~ Korea Ou, Ouba, hello, are you a TV star?"

Tang Qian turned around and found that there were two girls with golden brown hair standing behind him. Why did he say they were girls?Because obviously, although these two people are extremely beautiful, the tenderness on their faces is fully displayed.Even with some makeup on, it couldn't conceal the youthful feeling.

These two people are definitely not adults.

This was Tang Qian's first judgment.

"TV star? Uh, do you look like me?" Tang Qian said.

"It's quite similar. Your skin is really good. What brand of cosmetics do you use?" The younger girl opened her mouth and said.

"Cosmetics? I'm sweaty. I didn't wear such things. Also, I'm not Korean, nor Obama." Tang Qian replied.

"Not Korean? No way, I think you are. In Korean TV dramas, all the male stars have skin like yours! You can't fool me!"

Do you think so?What is your logic?

Tang Qian rolled his eyes inwardly, and then opened his mouth and said, "This beautiful young lady, I can tell you responsibly that I am Chinese, not Korean, OK? Chinese!"

"Chinese? Wow, really? Bruce. Li's China???" The American girl seemed even more excited when she heard this, and asked Tang Qian quickly.

"Yes, it's Bruce. Li's China." Tang Qian nodded.

"Then why is your skin so good? So Korean?" the American girl said logically.

Is there any direct connection to this?I'm dizzy, are you sent by God to be funny?
"Are Koreans the only ones with good skin? I suggest you watch less Korean dramas. Those things are poisonous and can cause brain injury."

"Toxic? Brain injury? Why?" The American chick said "a hundred thousand reasons".

Tang Qian looked at the blonde-haired American girl with a serious expression on his face, and said, "Because I've watched too many Korean TV dramas, it's easy to lose my mind, understand?"

"Brain disabled? Is the brain prone to disability? You, you are not lying to me, are you?" The American girl seemed a little scared.

"Why should I lie to you?" Tang Qian suddenly decided to guide this American chick out of the wrong path, so after a pause, he said, "Think about it, do you always have fantasies after watching too many Korean TV dramas? I always feel that my lover is either my elder brother or my younger brother. I always feel that my sister is either a mistress or a rival in love. I always feel that I may get cancer one day. I always feel that my future partner may get cancer. There will be car accidents on the street every minute, and I always feel that I am not born to my parents, and I always feel that I may fall in love with aliens... ([-] words are omitted here) right?"

"Wow!!! You, who are you??? Are you Nick Marshall??? Can you read minds???" After listening to Tang Qian clamoring, the American chick was shocked, and instantly she Looking at Tang Qian's eyes, some changes have also taken place.

nick.Marshall? ? ?What the hell is that? ? ?Forget it, in the United States, a country with a barren history, what people like to do most is to apply some classic characters and classic lines from movies to make a appearance.On the other hand, my big China has a long history, so I don’t do this kind of thing. In order to improve their compulsion and the depth of their discourse, the Chinese often take measures such as idioms, allusions, and golden sentences from major ancient books. How about 5000 years of our history?How many years has this surpassed the United States, no, how many times?

But do as the Romans do, and Tang Qian is gradually getting used to this unique way of speaking of Americans.

Seeing the expression of the American girl, Tang Qian knew that he was right, and said casually: "So, these symptoms are the beginning of Korean drama brain damage. The more you watch, the deeper the poisoning will be. In the end To the point of insanity."

"Okay, it's scary, Sophia, did you hear that, the two of us should stop watching Korean TV dramas in the future, it's easy to lose your mind!"

"Well, okay, okay, I see." The older American girl also turned pale at this moment, as if she was extremely surprised by Tang Qian's "magical calculation".

Both of them sat down in the cubicle, and after the plane took off successfully, they took off their seat belts, and then continued to ask Tang Qianfa: "By the way, what do you do? Why are you wearing makeup without makeup?" Next, the skin is still so good? Is there any trick? Can you teach us a little bit?"

Although the two American girls are not very old, they have the same instinct for beauty.

"I don't have any tricks." Tang Qian shook his head and said, "Maybe it's because I sweat a lot every day. The toxins in my body have been discharged, so my skin looks rosy."

Tang Qian didn't know how to answer, so after thinking about it, he came up with a theory that he had read online.

"Sweat a lot? Does this work? Sophia and I exercise every day and sweat too. Why isn't your skin as rosy as yours? Are you lying to us???" The two American chicks stared wide-eyed. Looking at Tang Qian said.

"No, I definitely didn't lie to you." Tang Qian felt a sweat in his heart, and then said: "Because I am an athlete, I sweat a lot every day."

"Athlete? That's no wonder! What kind of athlete are you? A table tennis player?" said the American girl named Sestin.

"Ping, table tennis player?" Tang Qian froze for a moment and asked, "Why do you think so?"

"Because you are Chinese, don't all Chinese people play table tennis?" The little girl said with an innocent expression.

Impressionism really kills people. What is the difference between this and Chinese people thinking that all Americans are basketball masters?
"No, I'm not a table tennis player, I'm a basketball player." Tang Qian replied.

"Ah~" Sestin said loudly, "You, you are a basketball player? Are you Yao Ming's relative?"

"What does this have to do with Yao Ming?" Tang Qian was puzzled again.

"Because Yao Ming is tall, aren't all Chinese people tall?" Sestin said thoughtfully.

"But didn't you just say that most people in the East are very thin and short? Why..." Tang Qian couldn't keep up with the rhythm.

"Chinese are Chinese, and Orientals are Easterners. Is there any direct connection between the two?" Sestin's answer made Tang Qian almost faint again. The latter rubbed his forehead with his hands and said, "Don't you Do you think that the Chinese are not considered Orientals?"

"Forget it, forget it?" Sestin glanced at Sophia beside him, and said in confusion.

Me, dizzy!Doesn't it count? ? ?
This little girl's world geography must have been taught by her music teacher! ! !

"The Chinese are also considered Orientals, there is no doubt about it." Tang Qian looked at the American chick and shook his head.

"Ah, it turned out to be like this, thank you, I learned a lot today!" Sestin replied with a relaxed and happy face.

"By the way, you said you are a basketball player. What team do you belong to? The Los Angeles Lakers?" Sophia, who had been talking less, suddenly asked.

"Ha, haha." Tang Qian touched his head in embarrassment, and said, "The Los Angeles Lakers, I really want to go, but it's a pity that people don't like me."

"What do you mean?" Sophia asked.

"I'm a basketball player, but not an NBA player, even though the first three letters of the team's name are the same as the Lakers."

"The first three characters are the same as the team name of the Lakers?" Sophia rolled her eyes and said suddenly, "Then you belong to the Los Angeles Defenders?"

"Uh, you, you know all this?" Tang Qian was a little surprised by Sophia's answer.Because the United States is not as good as China, its various sports are very developed, and basketball is only one of them, so it is generally not a true basketball fan, and it is impossible for him to know the name of the NBDL basketball team.

"Of course." Sestin, who was younger, took the lead, "My sister is a basketball fan!"

"Oh, I don't know what team you like?" Hearing that the other party also likes basketball, Tang Qian immediately became interested in chatting.

"I don't have a favorite team, I only have favorite stars." Sofia replied honestly.

"Okay, okay." Tang Qian was stunned, shaking his head in his heart, and said, girls are girls, and they only look at people and faces instead of the ball.

PS: Nick.Marshall is a character in the American movie 100% Men. He is proficient in a superpower, that is, he can hear women and spy on women.

Thanks to the skeleton half-orc for the great reward, and thanks to No. [-] for being my secret for the big reward~
(End of this chapter)

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