Happy Life in Siheyuan

Chapter 738 Poor Xu Damao

what!
How can I drink it without getting sick?
Could it be that my drinking capacity has suddenly improved?
Just as Xu Damao was about to forcibly hold back the feeling of vomiting, he found that he didn't feel drunk at all after drinking, and he felt a little pleasantly surprised in his heart.

Judging from this situation, not to mention finishing the remaining dozen or so glasses of wine, it would not be a problem at all to drink more than [-] glasses of wine!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help showing a complacent look on his face.

Then, without hesitation, he refilled himself with the wine, then raised his head and drained the wine non-stop, with a kind of heroic momentum.

Seeing Xu Damao's performance, everyone couldn't help feeling a little surprised.

Obviously they have seen just now that Xu Damao is just trying to save face and suffer, but why is he suddenly so forthright now?

Could it be that Xu Damao had deliberately pretended it before?

While everyone was guessing in their hearts, Xu Damao also poured wine into his mouth one after another. It didn't take long before he finished the remaining dozen or so glasses of wine, and drank more than a bottle.

Looking at the small half bottle of wine left on the dinner table, Yan Bugui immediately didn't bother to guess whether Xu Damao was acting before, and hurriedly reached out to bring the bottle over, for fear that Xu Damao would finish the last bit of good wine.

"How is it? Director Lin, I, Xu Damao, have fun drinking today!"

Xu Damao didn't care about Yan Bugui's petty actions at all. After he finished drinking and confirmed that he was in a good state, he immediately shouted at Lin Tieniu impatiently.

"Clap clap clap!"

Hearing this, Lin Tieniu smiled slightly, then slowly stretched out his hands and patted him to show his appreciation for Xu Damao.

Seeing Lin Tieniu's movements, Lan Qiaoer clapped her hands too.

Although she didn't know what tricks Lin Tieniu was up to, she knew that no matter what Lin Tieniu did, she only needed to give her full support.

Seeing that the two hosts present applauded, everyone followed suit.

Soon, there was a burst of warm applause in the room.

Hearing the applause, Xu Damao instantly felt a little buoyant, and his heart was also greatly satisfied.

Just when he couldn't help being intoxicated by this feeling, Lin Tieniu suddenly stopped applauding, then looked at Xu Damao with great interest, and said loudly: "Xu Damao, since you can drink so well, How about we do it again?"

"Okay! No matter how much you drink, I will accompany you!"

Xu Damao came back to his senses when he heard the words, and then nodded in agreement without thinking about it.

"That's what you said, don't blame me for bullying you then!"

Lin Tieniu frowned, then said with a smile.

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Xu Damao to answer, he got up and went to the kitchen. Using the cover of the cabinet, he took out five bottles of Moutai from the primary ecological space.

Immediately, he returned to the dinner table with the wine, opened a bottle of wine in front of everyone, and poured it directly into his own bowl.

Seeing this, everyone immediately understood Lin Tieniu's plan, and couldn't help but widen their eyes.

Although a bottle of Moutai is about one catty, it also depends on how you drink it. Like Lin Tieniu, if you pour all the wine into a bowl, and then sip it, you will feel a little apprehensive.

"Hey, can you do it? Don't make a fool of yourself in front of everyone!"

Director Wang endured it, but in the end he couldn't hold back and leaned into Lin Tieniu's ear and asked.

"Aunt Wang, don't worry! This little wine is nothing to me!"

Hearing this, Lin Tieniu explained something with a soft smile, then stood up abruptly, brought the big bowl full of wine to his mouth, and drank it in big gulps.

"Gudong! Gudong! Gudong."

Everyone was stunned when they heard the sound of the drink being swallowed, and then couldn't help swallowing.

Among them, Xu Damao felt his heart beat a little.

According to such a fierce drinking method, even if he feels that he is in good condition now, he is not sure whether he can take it.

Just when he was hesitating, with a "bang", Lin Tieniu slapped the bowl on the dining table slightly, and then stretched out his hand as a gesture of invitation.

"Xu Damao, it's your turn!"

Seeing this, everyone turned their heads to look at Xu Damao, wanting to see if Xu Damao would be so stubborn?
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Hearing this, Xu Damao opened his mouth, intending to refuse, but he was a little unwilling.

Now that he finally had a chance to overwhelm Lin Tieniu, wouldn't it be a joke if he ran away?
Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth secretly, then took a deep breath, stretched out his hand and brought the wine in front of him.

Then, following Lin Tieniu's example, he poured the wine directly into the bowl.

Watching the wine slowly fill the bowl, his heart also lifted.

So much wine, if I drink it all at once, I won't drink myself to death, will I?
"Xu Damao, have you finished pouring it? Drink it quickly after pouring it! Don't dawdle there, you don't look like a man at all!"

Silly Zhu saw Xu Damao was holding an empty wine bottle and hadn't moved for a long time, so he couldn't help but urge him.

When Xu Damao heard this, his hands trembled slightly, and then he gave Sha Zhu an annoyed look.

However, Sha Zhu didn't care about Xu Damao's feelings at all, and even stared back directly, so angry that Xu Damao almost couldn't help but want to smash the wine bottle on Sha Zhu's head.

Fortunately, his current state is indeed not bad, and his mind is very clear, so he didn't do anything impulsive.

"Xu Damao, if you can't drink it, then don't drink it! Otherwise, it will be bad if you are really drunk!"

At this moment, Yan Bugui couldn't help but speak persuasively.

Seeing Lin Tieniu taking out so many bottles of Moutai again, he was really reluctant to let Xu Damao ruin it for nothing.

If it wasn't because he couldn't find a suitable excuse, he even wanted to buy a few bottles of Erguotou outside, and exchanged these bottles of Moutai.

"Who said I don't drink? I'm brewing emotions, do you understand brewing emotions?"

Xu Damao stared at him, and then said with a bit of stubbornness.

After finishing speaking, he looked at the wine in the big sea bowl, and he was heartbroken, then he quickly picked up the big sea bowl and brought it to his mouth to drink.

"Gudong! Gudong! Gudong."

Hearing the very familiar swallowing sound, everyone couldn't help holding their breath, as if they were worried about disturbing Xu Damao's drinking.

But Lin Tieniu looked at Xu Damao gulping down his drink, but his face was calm, and at the same time he was still counting silently in his heart.

When he counted to ten, Xu Damao just drank all the wine in the bowl.

Then, before Xu Damao put down the bowl, a wave of alcohol rushed into his mind like a volcanic eruption, causing him to die of drunkenness in an instant, and his head hit the dining table with a "bang".

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Seeing this, everyone stared sharply, and then they were speechless for a while.

At first they thought that Xu Damao was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, so they were so confident, but they didn't expect that Xu Damao was really a pig, and a pig that was so stupid that he couldn't help it.

Knowing that I can't drink it, I have to bite the bullet and drink it!
Now it's all right, just drink yourself into pieces!
"Haha! I knew this grandson was slapping his swollen face to pretend to be fat. I can't pretend now!"

Shazhu came back to his senses, and immediately felt a little overjoyed, pointed at Xu Damao and laughed wantonly.

"What are you still doing in a daze? Hurry up and see if anyone is okay!"

When Director Wang heard this, he gave Sha Zhu a displeased look, and then shouted anxiously.

"It's okay, Director Wang, don't worry, Xu Damao's grandson drank to pieces, it's not once or twice, he will be sent back to have a good sleep, and he will be fine tomorrow!"

Silly Zhu noticed Director Wang's displeasure, waved his hands hastily and explained.

He didn't want Director Wang, the second in command of the street office, to have a bad impression of him because of such a trivial matter.

After all, these days, the street office has great power, and there are many things under its jurisdiction. If Director Wang remembers it, it will be troublesome to go to the street to do anything in the future.

"Is that right?"

Director Wang frowned, then turned to look at Lin Tieniu.

"Well, as far as I know, that's true!"

Lin Tieniu nodded when he heard the words, and answered with a serious face.

"That's good! Then whoever of you will help, first help send the person back!"

Director Wang felt relieved, then nodded and ordered.

When Yu Fengxiang heard this, she hurriedly stood up and went to help Xu Damao.

Although she and Xu Damao are going to divorce soon, but now in front of Director Wang and the neighbors, she can't go too far, lest people gossip behind her back.

However, she still couldn't help Xu Damao up by herself.

Seeing this, Lin Tieniu hurriedly got up and walked over, ready to help Yu Fengxiang send Xu Damao back, and check Xu Damao's physical condition by the way, so as not to really drink to death.

"I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Seeing Lin Tieniu's movements, Sha Zhu rolled his eyes, stood up quickly and spoke.

He knew that Xu Damao usually drank too much, and when he woke up the next day, he basically wouldn't remember what happened.

In this way, he can take the opportunity to rectify Xu Damao.

For example, punch Xu Damao secretly, or spit on Xu Damao secretly.

In short, he will not miss such a good opportunity.

At this time, Lin Tieniu just walked up to Xu Damao's side, put his hand on Xu Damao's arm, and tried his best to check Xu Damao's physical condition, but found that his life was not in danger.

Therefore, he did not refuse Sha Zhu's request, and handed Xu Damao to Sha Zhu's hands without hesitation.

"Hey! Grandson, let's go! I'll take you home!"

Silly Zhu smiled, stretched out his hand and grabbed Xu Damao's arm and put it on his neck, then hugged Xu Damao's waist, helped Xu Damao up with a little force, and walked out of the house.

Seeing this, Yu Fengxiang hesitated for a moment, then hurriedly followed.

Seeing that the matter was settled, everyone stopped paying attention to Xu Damao, and soon refocused on the food.

Especially Yan Bugui, before the others started moving their chopsticks, he had already picked up a chicken wing and was gnawing on it vigorously.

"Come on, everyone, don't be too polite, eat more, if there is any poor hospitality, please don't mind!"

Lin Tieniu glanced at the reactions of the crowd, smiled slightly, and then greeted them enthusiastically.

After finishing speaking, he stood up directly and poured wine for everyone with a wine bottle.

Seeing this, Lan Qiaoer hurriedly stood up and wanted to help Lin Tieniu, but Lin Tieniu stopped him immediately.

After all, he didn't really want to pour wine for everyone at this meeting, but wanted to implement the plan he had already made by pouring wine.

Soon, he walked around the dining table, refilled everyone's wine, and at the same time, silently, put a little gadget he specially made into the wine glasses in Hu Xiaotao and Liu Hai inside.

And this kind of gadget was concocted by him with a lot of effort by relying on his master-level Chinese medicine skills.

Its biggest effect is that it can stimulate people's appetite and make them a little hungry.

If it is combined with a trace of Tai Chi Yin-Yang pill energy injected by him, it will be able to form a mutual attraction effect.

In this way, there is no need to worry about any oolongs.

After finishing these things, Lin Tieniu returned to his seat calmly and sat down, then took advantage of the opportunity to raise his wine glass and toasted everyone.

Seeing this, everyone raised their wine glasses in a very face-saving manner, and at the same time said some polite words.

It seems that it is a very harmonious and friendly picture.

Lin Tieniu first drank the wine in his glass with his head up, and then watched Hu Xiaotao and Liu Haizhong finish the special wine with his own eyes.

Then, he didn't worry about it so much anymore.

At this moment, Hu Xiaotao and Liu Haizhong didn't even realize that they had jumped into a big kang, and they were eating delicious food while thinking about how to achieve their goals.

Among them, Liu Haizhong was of course thinking about how to get in touch with Director Wang.

But Hu Xiaotao was thinking about how to get Lin Tieniu to help restore her original appearance.

At the same time, on the other side, Sha Zhu also successfully sent Xu Damao home, and while Yu Fengxiang wasn't paying attention, he secretly kicked Xu Damao's vital parts twice, and then bid farewell to Yu Fengxiang with a satisfied face.

Yu Fengxiang sent Silly Zhu away first, then went into the back room, and took off Xu Damao's coat and shoes very casually, so as not to stain the bed sheet and make her sleep uneasy later.

Then, she didn't intend to get hot water for Xu Damao to wipe his face and feet, and went back to Lin Tieniu's house directly.

Poor Xu Damao, if he knew that when he was drunk, not only would Silly Zhu attack him, but no one would take care of him, would he regret what he did?

Of course, no one would care about this except himself.

On one side, Xu Damao was drunk and died alone on the bed, on the other side, there was a whole room full of people eating greasy, very unhappy.

However, while eating, two bastards suddenly met their eyes.

(End of this chapter)