Demon King's Life Simulator
Chapter 106 Target Yunlan
Chapter 106 Target Yunlan
"Hey, can you hear me?"
After inviting the other party to join the room, an immature voice came from the earphones, a little spitting, and Xu Tian's eardrums felt uncomfortable when he heard it, so he quickly lowered the volume.
Xu Tian said, "I heard it."
"Secretly tell you, I still have a function."
Hehe, the brat is still playing tricks, Xu Tian asked: "What function?"
"You'll know later." The child said with a mysterious smile.
After entering the game, the two jumped to City M. The kid said, "There are two people in a team."
"I know." Xu Tian also saw that there were two parachutes just now.
After landing, the child said: "In the direction of 75, one is on the second floor of the red house, and the other is in the bungalow next to it."
perspective?Now Xu Tian felt something was wrong: "Are you hanging up?"
"Hey, no."
The kid suddenly smiled proudly, "To tell you the truth, I can sense the network frequency bands of all the players around me. In the past, I could only sense the network frequency bands within two or 300 meters. Now it is getting wider and wider. I will also be able to sense it." Fang Tong's special spell is really weird, and Xu Tian always feels that this ability is simply a plug-in tailored for this kind of enemy-killing game.
"Your spells are really powerful."
Xu Tian sincerely praised.
"Hehe, it's not just that simple. Sensing the network frequency band is just the first step, just like I can sense the network frequency bands of all players while masturbating."
The little fur boy got carried away with joy as soon as he was praised, and said triumphantly, "You also know the second step, I can influence their network frequency band."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Tian saw his female character "Talking Eagle" running to the other side of the city carrying a 416 fart.
Immediately afterwards, intermittent gunshots sounded, and at the same time, two lines of subtitles popped up in the lower left corner of Xu Tian's screen:
talking eagle killed flksahgjuiashg with a p1911 pistol
Talking eagle used a frying pan to kill the sky-high sun
Xu Tian: "???"
The talking eagle didn't lose even half a drop of blood, just like that, it killed two enemies. It was obvious that those two were standing there for him to kill...
If you play like this, what's the point of eating chicken?
You know every opponent's position like the back of your hand, and you can also make opponents offline and stand there one by one for you to kill.
I'm afraid you can't find a more ridiculous cheat than this in this world...
Xu Tian would like to say a question, brother, how much does this cheater cost per day?
I want it more and more. What should I do?
So Xu Tian asked insincerely: "Hey kid, I hear your accent, it's very similar to that of Harubing, where are you from?"
Brother Xu in the society, the kid was fooled in no time: "I belong to Ruili, Yunlan Ruili. Where are you from, brother?"
Ruili and Yunlan Ruili are a bit far from Hongzhou, about 2000 kilometers away, almost spanning the entire chicken belly.
Xu Tian reciprocated: "I'm from Hongzhou. It turns out that you belong to Yunlan. What a coincidence, I happen to be traveling to Yunlan during the summer vacation."
Yunlan has beautiful scenery, especially Lijiang, which is a well-known tourist attraction in the country. Xu Tian's proposal to travel to Yunlan is not at all abrupt, let alone a child who has only just entered elementary school and has a simple mind, so he is no doubt there.
"Wow, really, then brother, you must come and play with me!" The child was very excited when he heard it.
Xu Tian smiled as he wished for it: "Haha, it must."
After eating three handfuls of chicken in a very boring way, Xu Tian said goodbye to Tong Fang who was urged to go to bed by his parents. After quitting the game, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Well, finally took the first step.
That's why I feel like the legendary strange sorghum?
It was almost midnight, and Xu Tian and Shen Panan, who were experienced night owls, were fine. Xu Chun, who was used to going to bed early, was already yawning. Considering that this little kid was growing up, both Xu and Chen went offline. Let Xu Chun go to sleep by setting an example.
Together, Xu Chun and Shen Panan squeezed together on the super big bed that Shen Panan bought specially for 1v5. Tired of playing, Xu Chun and Shen Panan fell asleep. Early the next morning, Shen Panan, who was a little hungry, dreamed in a daze that there was a delicious chicken leg in front of him. Subconsciously, I took a bite, only to be surprised that something was wrong just after I bit it.
Why does it smell so weird?
Then he woke up, and when he woke up, he saw Xu Tian's foot in his mouth.
Shen Panan: "..."
Negative emotion value from Shen Panan, +133!
Xu Tian, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating with his eyes closed, couldn't help but sneered when he saw the high amount of negative emotions that jumped out of his mind, which was why he didn't make a sound just now.
Opening his eyes, Shen Pan'an kept poohing.
Because of yesterday's rare record of a row of green, Xu Chun woke up in a good mood today, and offered to cook for his two brothers, as well as his specialty Dongpo pork.
Xu Chun's cooking skills are actually really good. After Xu Tian went to college, he gradually learned to cook and take care of his younger sister.
This point can be seen from his excellent and sharp knife skills that he is definitely a master. Shen Panan watched him cutting a piece of delicate pork belly with a kitchen knife, and was amazed: "Chunchun looks quite good, you can Ah, it's rare to see junior high school students who can cook these days."
When Xu Tian heard it, he sneered and said, "It's as if you, a college student, know how to cook."
Shen Panan: "..."
Negative emotion value from Shen Panan, +39!
At this time, Xu Chun suddenly let out a cry, and the two elder brothers turned their heads to see that Xu Chun was frowning and covering his bloody left index finger. He had cut his hand, and the blood dripped on the braised pork.
Xu Tian said: "Why, are you confessing your relatives with blood?"
Xu Chun: "???"
Negative emotion value from Xu Chun, +84!
Xu Chun: "Hehe, aren't you my blood relative?"
Xu Tian who was choked back was taken aback for a moment, and Shen Panan burst out laughing again: "Hahaha, you, Xu, have today too?"
Xu Tian also had no choice but to think that he was one person, one cheap, with a poisonous tongue, and he was in all directions. Except for Zhang Bairen, he had never met a rival like Xu Chun!
Sure enough, what the Bible said was correct, the enemy came out of my own home!
While eating, Xu Tian's cell phone rang, and it was Xu Bingbing: "Hello, brother."
"Hey."
As soon as Xu Tian answered, Xu Chun, who was opposite, knew that it was his sister who was calling, otherwise this heartless brother would not have shown such a gentle expression.
"I'll be back the day after tomorrow."
It could be heard that Xu Bingbing was very happy. She followed the school to the best high school in Hongzhou for an inspection a while ago, stayed for a week, and will be back soon.
Xu Tian spoiled with a smile: "Understood, you told me not long ago. The second child can't wait to make Dongpo pork for you to eat."
Negative emotion value from Xu Chun, +16!
What the hell are you the second child, your family is all second children... Wait, why do I feel wrong about this?
(End of this chapter)
"Hey, can you hear me?"
After inviting the other party to join the room, an immature voice came from the earphones, a little spitting, and Xu Tian's eardrums felt uncomfortable when he heard it, so he quickly lowered the volume.
Xu Tian said, "I heard it."
"Secretly tell you, I still have a function."
Hehe, the brat is still playing tricks, Xu Tian asked: "What function?"
"You'll know later." The child said with a mysterious smile.
After entering the game, the two jumped to City M. The kid said, "There are two people in a team."
"I know." Xu Tian also saw that there were two parachutes just now.
After landing, the child said: "In the direction of 75, one is on the second floor of the red house, and the other is in the bungalow next to it."
perspective?Now Xu Tian felt something was wrong: "Are you hanging up?"
"Hey, no."
The kid suddenly smiled proudly, "To tell you the truth, I can sense the network frequency bands of all the players around me. In the past, I could only sense the network frequency bands within two or 300 meters. Now it is getting wider and wider. I will also be able to sense it." Fang Tong's special spell is really weird, and Xu Tian always feels that this ability is simply a plug-in tailored for this kind of enemy-killing game.
"Your spells are really powerful."
Xu Tian sincerely praised.
"Hehe, it's not just that simple. Sensing the network frequency band is just the first step, just like I can sense the network frequency bands of all players while masturbating."
The little fur boy got carried away with joy as soon as he was praised, and said triumphantly, "You also know the second step, I can influence their network frequency band."
As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Tian saw his female character "Talking Eagle" running to the other side of the city carrying a 416 fart.
Immediately afterwards, intermittent gunshots sounded, and at the same time, two lines of subtitles popped up in the lower left corner of Xu Tian's screen:
talking eagle killed flksahgjuiashg with a p1911 pistol
Talking eagle used a frying pan to kill the sky-high sun
Xu Tian: "???"
The talking eagle didn't lose even half a drop of blood, just like that, it killed two enemies. It was obvious that those two were standing there for him to kill...
If you play like this, what's the point of eating chicken?
You know every opponent's position like the back of your hand, and you can also make opponents offline and stand there one by one for you to kill.
I'm afraid you can't find a more ridiculous cheat than this in this world...
Xu Tian would like to say a question, brother, how much does this cheater cost per day?
I want it more and more. What should I do?
So Xu Tian asked insincerely: "Hey kid, I hear your accent, it's very similar to that of Harubing, where are you from?"
Brother Xu in the society, the kid was fooled in no time: "I belong to Ruili, Yunlan Ruili. Where are you from, brother?"
Ruili and Yunlan Ruili are a bit far from Hongzhou, about 2000 kilometers away, almost spanning the entire chicken belly.
Xu Tian reciprocated: "I'm from Hongzhou. It turns out that you belong to Yunlan. What a coincidence, I happen to be traveling to Yunlan during the summer vacation."
Yunlan has beautiful scenery, especially Lijiang, which is a well-known tourist attraction in the country. Xu Tian's proposal to travel to Yunlan is not at all abrupt, let alone a child who has only just entered elementary school and has a simple mind, so he is no doubt there.
"Wow, really, then brother, you must come and play with me!" The child was very excited when he heard it.
Xu Tian smiled as he wished for it: "Haha, it must."
After eating three handfuls of chicken in a very boring way, Xu Tian said goodbye to Tong Fang who was urged to go to bed by his parents. After quitting the game, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Well, finally took the first step.
That's why I feel like the legendary strange sorghum?
It was almost midnight, and Xu Tian and Shen Panan, who were experienced night owls, were fine. Xu Chun, who was used to going to bed early, was already yawning. Considering that this little kid was growing up, both Xu and Chen went offline. Let Xu Chun go to sleep by setting an example.
Together, Xu Chun and Shen Panan squeezed together on the super big bed that Shen Panan bought specially for 1v5. Tired of playing, Xu Chun and Shen Panan fell asleep. Early the next morning, Shen Panan, who was a little hungry, dreamed in a daze that there was a delicious chicken leg in front of him. Subconsciously, I took a bite, only to be surprised that something was wrong just after I bit it.
Why does it smell so weird?
Then he woke up, and when he woke up, he saw Xu Tian's foot in his mouth.
Shen Panan: "..."
Negative emotion value from Shen Panan, +133!
Xu Tian, who was sitting cross-legged and meditating with his eyes closed, couldn't help but sneered when he saw the high amount of negative emotions that jumped out of his mind, which was why he didn't make a sound just now.
Opening his eyes, Shen Pan'an kept poohing.
Because of yesterday's rare record of a row of green, Xu Chun woke up in a good mood today, and offered to cook for his two brothers, as well as his specialty Dongpo pork.
Xu Chun's cooking skills are actually really good. After Xu Tian went to college, he gradually learned to cook and take care of his younger sister.
This point can be seen from his excellent and sharp knife skills that he is definitely a master. Shen Panan watched him cutting a piece of delicate pork belly with a kitchen knife, and was amazed: "Chunchun looks quite good, you can Ah, it's rare to see junior high school students who can cook these days."
When Xu Tian heard it, he sneered and said, "It's as if you, a college student, know how to cook."
Shen Panan: "..."
Negative emotion value from Shen Panan, +39!
At this time, Xu Chun suddenly let out a cry, and the two elder brothers turned their heads to see that Xu Chun was frowning and covering his bloody left index finger. He had cut his hand, and the blood dripped on the braised pork.
Xu Tian said: "Why, are you confessing your relatives with blood?"
Xu Chun: "???"
Negative emotion value from Xu Chun, +84!
Xu Chun: "Hehe, aren't you my blood relative?"
Xu Tian who was choked back was taken aback for a moment, and Shen Panan burst out laughing again: "Hahaha, you, Xu, have today too?"
Xu Tian also had no choice but to think that he was one person, one cheap, with a poisonous tongue, and he was in all directions. Except for Zhang Bairen, he had never met a rival like Xu Chun!
Sure enough, what the Bible said was correct, the enemy came out of my own home!
While eating, Xu Tian's cell phone rang, and it was Xu Bingbing: "Hello, brother."
"Hey."
As soon as Xu Tian answered, Xu Chun, who was opposite, knew that it was his sister who was calling, otherwise this heartless brother would not have shown such a gentle expression.
"I'll be back the day after tomorrow."
It could be heard that Xu Bingbing was very happy. She followed the school to the best high school in Hongzhou for an inspection a while ago, stayed for a week, and will be back soon.
Xu Tian spoiled with a smile: "Understood, you told me not long ago. The second child can't wait to make Dongpo pork for you to eat."
Negative emotion value from Xu Chun, +16!
What the hell are you the second child, your family is all second children... Wait, why do I feel wrong about this?
(End of this chapter)
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