Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 108 I Marry You
Xu Tian thought of a certain possibility, imitating Bingbing's tone and said: "Sister Jingjing, you are too good! There was news about Iron Man appearing before, did you copy it?"

He suspected that the iron man who had appeared in Qianda Square before was also the product of this special spell.

"Yo, you can talk, young man! Iron Man is not an entity, I can't copy it, I can only copy the real thing."

He Jing shrugged, showing two sexy collarbones, "That should be done by another special spell 'Fantasy Manifestation' that is opposite to mine."

Realization of fantasy... It should be the superpower that can turn fantasy into reality.

There are so many magical special spells in this world...

It's getting more and more fun!
"Well, this kid also..."

Only then did He Jing notice Shen Pan'an, a very low-key coachman next to her. Just as she was about to say something, Xu Tian suddenly stood in front of her: "Sister Jingjing, you can call me handsome, but you can't call me a friend."

Shen Panan: "???"

Negative emotion value from Shen Panan, +66!

When He Jing heard the words, she burst into laughter and trembled: "Hahaha, your brother Bingbing is so funny."

In the back seat of the Mercedes-Benz Big G, Xu Tian looked at Xu Tian next to him with a sad expression on his face.

"It's so realistic, it's like looking in a mirror."

Xu Tian exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "The ability to realize physical objects is really powerful."

"right."

"Xu Tian" next to him raised his mouth slightly, obviously Xu Tian's praise was very useful to her, and then his body was Gaussian blurred, and he turned into Xu Bingbing's appearance again, and his voice also changed into Xu Bingbing's voice: " Brother, when I grow up, will you marry me as my wife?"

Xu Tian: "..."

On the other side, Xu Bingbing's pretty face blushed suddenly, and Xiao Fen fisted the fake Xu Bingbing lightly: "Sister Jingjing, what are you talking about, you are not serious."

"Hahaha."

"Xu Bingbing" transformed into He Jing's original appearance again, tall and cold, and even grinning with a small cherry mouth has an aura that makes people dare not look at him.You can't tell it's a joke just by looking at it.

Originally, Xu Tian thought that such a high-ranking person should be unsmiling and reject people thousands of miles away, but he has seen people like Shen Pan'an, Wang Duoshui, and his teacher Zhang Bairen and this kind of person. After meeting He Jing, he felt that his cognition had been refreshed.

When I was a child, I thought that rich people were domineering and dark-hearted.When I grew up, I realized that many rich people know a lot, are not airy, are generous, rational, and humorous, and are much easier to get along with than poor people.

It's similar to this principle.

Really mature people tend to maintain a childlike innocence, Xu Tian now feels that this sentence is really very reasonable.

Many people's sense of humor is only produced after experiencing extreme pain, that is to say, the more humorous the person, the better the story.

On the contrary, people who have not experienced any storms will appear very serious and calm.

In real life, Xu Tian has seen many low-level people, with a straight face all day long, obviously very mediocre, but likes to preach everywhere, and can't understand others talking and laughing.

But in fact...the people in the upper class who are serious, the richest man Niu Yun is a joker, Shen Pan'an is a joker, Zhang Bairen is a joker, He Jing is a joker...Xu Tian himself, the future upper class, is also a joker. Forced, just can explain this truth very well.

People who are strong on the outside are often mediocre, and only those who talk and laugh are the big shots who really control the situation.

Xu Tian also has a deep understanding of this when watching "Looking Like a Big Devil". He is usually used to flipping through the comments. Many people will smile knowingly at the author's complaints, and some readers with high IQ will even chime in. , Let the joke sublimate.

But there are very few trolls who always like to look at this book with a very serious attitude, saying that such complaints are inappropriate, and then standing on the commanding heights of morality to make various criticisms. Whenever Xu Tian wants to say, big brother, What the hell are you reading to complain about novels, you tell him not to complain about others?

Then don't read this kind of joke novel!Go read the tragic novels written by others!

Xu Tian posted another book review that seriously affected the reading experience.

Drunken Sword: Is the author a keyboard warrior?Why do I always blacklist my favorite stars!I can't stand it anymore, the author is such a scumbag.

Zhang Hankun has become popular recently, and he is the object of people's complaints. "Looking Like a Big Devil" also followed the trend and changed his name to Zhang Caikun and wrote it in. He complained all kinds of things, and then he was not surprised to be fans who don't understand humor. Said to be a keyboard warrior.

At that time, Xu Tian couldn't help but rolled his eyes, please, everyone knows that the author is making jokes about humor, okay, what is black, you are making trouble!Then he replied:
Your screen name is very appropriate if you remove the two characters in the middle, Drunken Sword, cheap mouth.A brain is a wonderful thing, and I hope you have one too.Give you a life suggestion, turn left when you go out, don't send it.

Negative emotion value from Wu Cuijian, +113!

Hehe, the name your parents gave you is also quite appropriate, Wu Cuijian, I'm a bitch, I really live up to my name!

This phenomenon is like a long time ago when someone scolded Wang Jing while watching Wang Jing's movies, saying that he always made some nonsensical and funny commercial films instead of serious literary films.

The problem is that Wang Jing is the director of commercial films. If you like to watch literary films, don’t watch Wang Jing’s films. Why do you have to watch Wang Jing’s films? Can’t you watch other people’s films?

The Tucao conference is the same. It is obviously a show where celebrities complain to each other. If there are brainless fans who like to post barrage below saying that you can’t hate our idols like this, people are just complaining. The bitch's mouth became black.

It's not unreasonable why brain-dead fans are classified as a type of brain-dead.

Of course, it’s not that the Bitch is bad. The Bitch thinks she has a strong sense of justice and morality. They just lack life experience. Simply put, they just have low EQ. Naturally, it’s impossible to understand humor with low EQ. One's own narrow vision criticizes humor that one does not understand.

Facts have proved that there are more people who understand humor and stories, and most of the humor can still attract most people, otherwise the Tucao culture would not be so popular.

He Jing lived in Haiyuan Mingdu, on the 27th floor downstairs of Xu Tian's house.

After inviting He Jing to have a meal, Xu Tian suddenly thought that he had already moved away from Chonghua Road, so he needed to call Old Tong Shu to inform him: "Hey, Old Tong Uncle, hey, what is the meal?" Have you ever been. Well, that’s right, Xu Chun and I have already moved out, so I’m sorry to have occupied your house for so many years.”

Old Uncle Tong was very surprised: "Why... why did you move away suddenly? Then where do you live?"

(End of this chapter)