Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 170 Do you have a fart in your head?

Death Emperor Whispers, Xu Tian obtained the special spell of Death Emperor ghost in a life simulation, which not only added psychedelic power to his star power, but also directly created illusions to confuse the enemy.

This is Xu Tian's last resort except for "Wan Jian Gui Zong", but he is not sure whether the illusion he created can deceive Lan Jie, who is in the realm of gods, so he does not hesitate to involve himself in the illusion in order to make the illusion more real. risk, to lure the other party into the bait.

So from the beginning, Xu Tian in everyone's eyes was a combination of illusion and reality. It was not until the last moment that he used the cover of illusion to flash to the side of the teleportation formation, and left at the same time as Xiao Xiangxiang who was acting separately.

Xu Tian who walked out of the teleportation array directly collapsed on the ground, as if...as if he had been completely conquered by a woman in a certain matter.

"Are you OK?"

Xiao Xiangxiang was a little puzzled. She had seen it clearly before. Although Xu Tian looked bloody and miserable on the surface, the fire law of the blue ring did not hurt him at all. The power of restoration only takes a moment to restore to its original state.

But now Xu Tian's face is pale, his footsteps are vain, and his whole body seems to have been emptied.

"It's okay, I'm a little sick (ship)!"

"seasick?"

"Well, faint pass!"

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[Negative emotion value from Xiao Xiangxiang, +66. 】

"Can't you be serious?"

"I'm a big man and I don't come to menstruation, so why should I be serious? Being serious is something that only you women care about!"

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[Negative emotion value from Xiao Xiangxiang, +199]

"Pfft! Do you have a fart in your head!"

The lethality of sand sculptures is infinite. No matter how cold and cold a fairy you are, you will not be able to help but swear when you meet such a cheap as Xu Tian.

Since ancient times, beauties love heroes.In just a few days of getting along, even Xiao Xiangxiang himself didn't realize that Xu Tian's status in his heart has risen.

But at the same time, she also discovered an insurmountable problem, that is, all serious chats will be terminated with Xu Tian, ​​and all seemingly beautiful yearnings will be led astray by him.

"From here to the west, about a thousand miles, is the location of your teleportation. This time, you can come back safely."

"Miss, Miss is back! Miss is back! Hurry up and inform the prince."

Xuandu, the country of Xuanxia Kingdom, the place where Xiao Xiangxiang grew up.So as soon as Xiao Xiangxiang appeared, the eyeliners of the Yulan Palace all around quickly sent the news back to the palace.

After only a few breaths, there were continuous sounds of breaking through the air, and they directly surrounded Xiao Xiangxiang and the two in the center.The same words were embroidered on the clothes of these people, some of them were guards of the Xiao residence, and some were retainers.

Xu Tian even felt hostility in the eyes of many people.

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"Although I know this is too much, can you carry me behind your back? I can't walk anymore!"

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Negative emotion value from Wang Ruojun, +1999
Negative sentiment value from Li Luwang, +1999
Negative sentiment value from Zhu San, +1999
Negative emotion value from Ergouzi, +999
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Xu Tian is not a fool, he was able to stand out from the vast crowd not by luck, but by psychological warfare.

The people from Xiao's residence felt inexplicably hostile towards him, a stranger who had never met before, and the behavior between him and Xiao Xiangxiang was so ambiguous, it must be out of admiration for Xiao Xiangxiang, the goddess of Xuandu.

How could Xu Tian miss such a good opportunity?

Seeing the entry of this wave of negative emotions in his mind, Xu Tian was overjoyed.

A woman, it really is a disaster for a beauty, but it is someone else who is causing trouble to him. This kind of disaster is an absolute tonic for him, a great tonic.

"Oh, I'm a mud horse."

"Which stupid B is this, how dare you point fingers at our goddess."

"Princess Xiao, if you are forced, just blink!"

"Presumptuous! Where did the brat who doesn't know how to live or die dare to speak rudely to the little princess."

"Boy, look for it"

Just when the people around started to curse and were about to attack Xu Tian, ​​although Xiao Xiangxiang blushed like a ripe apple, she still hugged Xu Tian directly.

That's right, it's the princess hug!

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"It's nothing if your heart is broken, I'm broken!"

Negative emotion value from Wang Ruojun, +9999
Negative sentiment value from Li Luwang, +9999
Negative sentiment value from Zhu San, +9999
Negative emotion value from Ergouzi, +1999
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Although Xiao Xiangxiang was very shy, she understood Xu Tian's situation, picked up Xu Tian and went straight to the palace, leaving only a group of big grievances who kept sending Xu Tian negative emotional value.

The key is that this kind of big injustice will continue to increase as today's events spread.And the biggest beneficiary at this time is respecting the old and loving the young in the Yulan Palace.

"Xiang'er has explained the past to me clearly, thank you Shaoxia for saving my little girl's life."

Xiao Xiangxiang's father, Xiao He, is the only king with a different surname in Xuanxia Kingdom, and he is also the kind of king with a different surname who is neither suppressed nor suppressed.So Xiao He in Xuanxia Kingdom is truly an existence under one person and above ten thousand people.

It's just that this prince, who is loved everywhere he goes, has met the Waterloo of his noble life.

"Oh, I see!"

"Um???"

The negative emotion value from Xiao He, +88.

I'm just following you formally, please be polite, a normal person shouldn't say "Senior, you're polite, senior, thank you," and then I'll make some concessions, give some compensation at the end, and then the whole story will be over. What kind of show operation do you know that it is a special code?

"Hehe. Sure enough, a hero is born as a boy!"

"I'm 24 this year!"

Negative emotion value from Xiao He, +88
"Since the hero is so... so eclectic. I don't think the cultivation resources I prepared for you will be used, me."

"How to deliver?"

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The negative emotion value from Xiao He, +188.

"Wori, you have a fart in your head!"

The reason why Xuan Xiaguo uses "Xuan Xia" as an exaggeration is that Xuan represents the royal family, and Xia represents Xiao He.

Xiao He is known as a "hero" and "chivalry" no matter in the world of practice or in the court of Xuanxia Kingdom.

How can a chivalrous man like him who is in the world of practice not have a ruffian air?

After being a prince for so many years, Xiao He has been "self-cultivating and cultivating character", and has always told himself to be a gentleman with grace, and he must never be like a ruffian like when he was in the world of practice.

So no matter what bad things happened to him all these years, he never scolded his mantra again.

But it is hard to practice for a hundred years, and everything will be ruined.

Xu Tian is really too cheap, he really can't control his sincere emotion.

But what he didn't know was that not long ago, the good girl he had been teaching so hard, also because of the man in front of him, uttered the only "big words" in her life.

(End of this chapter)