Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 18 Unprofitable Investing

Niu Yuntou turned to them. He didn't see Teacher Chen's gloomy old face, and he was still giggling there. He didn't realize that Teacher Chen, who pushed the mirror frame with his fingers, was on the verge of breaking out...

"Hey, who is that, do you understand it well, then stand up and explain to me, what is the so-called non-profitable investment?"

Teacher Chen couldn't bear it anymore, and opened the knife on Niu Yun who turned his head to the back.

"Yes, the one with the head turned back, Niu Yun, is you."

Niu Yun stood up with a dazed expression on his face. He hesitated for a long time but couldn't explain why, so he had to sneak his hands behind him habitually and ask his teammates for help.

Xu Tian tore off a corner of the notebook, quickly wrote a reply on it, and stuffed it into Niu Yun's hands.

Niu Yun was overjoyed, unity is strength, and it really depends on teammates at critical moments. He quietly unfolded the piece of paper and looked at it. He was stunned, and saw that it said I can't do it either, you are dead.

[Negative emotion value from Niu Yun, +19! 】

Pig teammates!

Niu Yun turned his head and glared at Xu Tian, ​​and when he saw Xu Tian's suppressed smile, he immediately became angry.

[Negative emotion value from Niu Yun, +20! 】

Haha.

Xu Tian couldn't be happier, this wave of income really makes people happy!

Unexpectedly, Teacher Chen frowned and looked at him who was grinning as if he was gloating: "Then you answer."

Xu Tian: "..."

Niu Yun: "Pfft."

Now it was Niu Yun's turn to gloat.

Xu Tian bit the bullet and stood up. He was still on a short errand just now, and he couldn't answer when he was asked to answer suddenly, and he was a little entangled for a while:

"No profit investment, yes, it's that..."

Seeing that the second person who stood up was also an idiot, Mr. Chen said in his heart that they were all the same, so he had no choice but to remind him, "What is a non-profit investment, please give me an example."

Xu Tian understood immediately, and said, "Take your sister shopping?"

As soon as he said this, the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha! This answer is absolutely amazing!"

"Talent!"

"No profit investment? Take my sister shopping? Hahahaha..."

"Why are you so good?"

……

[Negative emotion value +2 from Chen Qiangping]

He was so drunk, he never expected that this student would give such an answer!
The key is to think about it carefully...it makes sense!

A class finally ushered in the end, and everyone left one after another.

During the lunch break, Xu Tian had nothing to do, and went back to the old dormitory to rest with a few second-bi roommates.

Lying on the vacant bed, Xu Tian turned on his mobile phone and saw dozens of messages in the WeChat group of his classmates.

Chen Lin: Hey, everyone, read the news quickly, the investigation results of the crash of the private jet of the boss of Biguiyuan came out, and it was done by an awakened person who can fly!
Wo Zhengqi: Is it true that I'm going? It's so hanging.

Then Chen Lin forwarded a video to the group: This is a video captured by a satellite.

Xu Tian clicked on the video. On the endless ocean, a private jet was flying at high speed. Suddenly, a figure flew up head-on!
The speed of the figure was so fast that it was not much slower than the plane. Coupled with the distance, it was impossible to see what it looked like, and it was impossible to distinguish between men and women.

All I could see was that the hammer in the figure's hand rose against the wind, and it became as big as a mountain, and it hit the plane hard.

The plane exploded on the spot...

The picture is much more realistic than American blockbusters, and Tai Nima was shocked.

This is something that only the legendary gods can do!
Xu Tian only felt that something in his heart was deeply touched.

This is……

The world of cultivators...

So powerful, he even masturbates!

Can't tell whether it's yearning or fear, Xu Tian feels a little excited.

Not only him, but other students in the group were also shocked, expressing yearning and longing.

Hao Wen: Let me go, are there any awakened people who are so against the sky...

Fang Duo: That's awesome. I wish I was this strong.

Zhou Xiaoshu: Could this video be fake?
Hao Wen: Impossible, the special effects of American movies are probably not so realistic.

Chen Lin: It is definitely not fake, the news has been published.

"Is there such a big commotion... These immortal cultivators..."

Xu Tian looked at the sky outside the window and had a vague premonition.

It is estimated that the process of making changes to the rules of a harmonious society is about to accelerate.

The day when the aura described in The Sims fully recovers must be coming soon...

"My 18 years old is destined to be an extraordinary 18 years old..."

There are only two states of life for most people:
1. Holiday.

2. Looking forward to the holiday.

The next few days were uneventful, nothing happened, but all the students were very excited.

Because, the eleventh day holiday is finally here!

But for Xu Tian, ​​it's the same. During the holidays, he also needs to boost and play games to make money. On the contrary, there will be more orders during the holidays, so he doesn't feel very happy.

In the past few days, public opinion on the Internet against the awakened has completely exploded.

This incident of the Awakened masturbating seems to be a tipping point, and the whole country is boiling.

There is even news on the Internet that the country is preparing to issue regulations specifically for awakened people.

In fact, the country has never stood idly by the awakened. Xu Tian doesn't know how many organizations like the gray uniforms that specialize in punishing the evil awakened exist across the country, but it can be seen that the country has always had wrists.

Otherwise, there would have been so many immortal cultivators, and the whole society would have been unstable.

Xu Tian couldn't help recalling the post about the faceless car-hailing driver eating people in the post bar.

Although it's a bit of a wicked joke, Xu Tian thinks that this matter is probably not a brainstorm, but a fact.

Regardless of whether the faceless online car-hailing driver is a ghost or something, it is still a supernatural disaster. The dismemberment of the female passenger is probably true, and she was able to post on the Internet later. It should be her ghost who cast the spell.

Similar things are certainly not unique.

But in the few months since the world changed, most of the news on the Internet is only about awakening or demons and ghosts, and it is rare to hear news about immortal cultivators or awakened people committing crimes.

Including the matter of the driver of the faceless online car-hailing network, he disappeared without a trace.

It can be seen that most supernatural cases have not really affected social stability.

However, this time was different.

The incident of the Awakened masturbating became more and more popular, and even on the road, I heard passers-by talking about this topic. When Xu Tian finished his class this morning and bought two packs of instant noodles to go to the dormitory, he heard a pair of good friends talking about it. Walk over there and say:

"Have you heard the news about the awakened man masturbating?"

"The awakened ones are really awesome, they can be on the news even if they take a plane."

"The masturbation I'm talking about is not this masturbation, it's real masturbation."

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Hurry up, let's get two tickets, brothers!
(End of this chapter)