Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 38 Awakening Medicine!
"Okay, let's talk straight, if there's anything I can do to help, I won't help anyway."

Xu Tian's words were very straightforward.

If you have something to say, talk and fart, and leave as soon as you finish, don't wait for me to catch you.

[Negative emotion value from Xu Guocheng, +16! 】

[Negative emotion value from Jiang Li, +31! 】

Xu Guocheng and his wife were also choked.

"Hey, Tim, why are you talking like that? We are all in our 50s, so there is nothing we need your help with. We have something good to bring you this time."

Xu Guocheng resisted not having a fit, and put on a selfless face of serving the country and the people, said.

Ha ha!

I believe your ghost!

good thing?

Can you have something good?

Xu Guocheng said to himself:

"Ah Tim, let's continue the topic just now. As I said just now, it is false that the talents of awakened people can be tested. Everyone has talents, but the elements of awakening are different. You want to awaken too, right? Everyone really wants to wake up, after all, if you wake up, you will jump over the dragon's gate and become a master, Niu Yunna's bodyguard, Liu Jinfei, you know? Awakened, just being a bodyguard, has an annual salary of 300 million!"

"And now, by chance, we got to know an expert from the outside world. He is really a living god, and he can shoot fire directly from the palm of his hand! It's a pity that we only saw it with our own eyes at that meeting. After seeing his old man, there will be no chance again!"

Ha ha?

Xu Tian almost burst out laughing, is he a master of the world if he can get angry?
It turns out that I am a worldly expert!

How come I don't know it myself?

"This tall man, his name is Fang Daizhong, we honor him as Fang Zun, Fang Zun is a truly great man, let me tell you, he was born at the end of the Qing Dynasty, at the age of 49 He awakened the Vulcan supernatural power by himself, and now, after years of study and practice, his attainments are unfathomable!"

"After 50 years of research, he has now developed a special medicine that can stimulate everyone's awakening potential talent! This special medicine is called 'Fang Zun Awakening Medicine'! Two boxes and one course of treatment, as long as you use it strictly according to the method , Within [-] courses of treatment, you will definitely be able to awaken!"

"Although the price of this medicine is a bit high, it really has miraculous effects. Our two elders have used all our savings to supply your cousin. He has taken half a course of treatment now, and his physical fitness has improved a lot. I haven't seen him give birth yet. Xiao Mao has a minor illness, and he doesn’t even have a cold! I guess he will wake up soon, it’s true!”

Hearing this, Xu Tian finally understood: "Oh, so you are here for sales..."

I have to say that people nowadays really make money from anything. Seeing that the awakening has become a craze, they have launched awakening medicine...

Does it look like the dog skin plaster that cured all diseases back then?

Xu Guocheng was stunned for a moment, I can see through how this kid is so smart, but he still bite the bullet and said: "What are you talking about, how can this be sales? We are sending you good news. "

Seeing his sincerity, Xu Tian also suddenly realized that he was wrong, and quickly changed his words: "Oh, right, right, it's not a sales promotion, I made a mistake, it should be a pyramid scheme."

Xu Guocheng and his wife: "???"

[Negative emotion value from Xu Guocheng, +23! 】

[Negative emotion value from Jiang Li, +29! 】

Do you even know MLM?
Can you still have fun!

If you see through but don't talk through, you are good friends!

It's too embarrassing for you to expose us directly!
Too smart will be alone forever!

Of course, Xu Guocheng won't quit after being punctured by him. The face of more than 50 years is not for nothing!
"Hey, Tim, we are not a pyramid scheme, don't we know if it is a pyramid scheme? If it is a pyramid scheme, would your aunt and I be so stupid as to buy Fang Zun's awakening medicine for your brother?"

Xu Guocheng leads by example.

Xu Tian glanced at him, no matter how he looked at it, his uncle didn't look like anything

The wise man said, "Oh, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient. Thank you for paying me to buy it. What about the medicine?"

Xu Guocheng and his wife: "???"

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This rhetorical question is really tricky!
Even if Xu Guocheng was so thick-skinned, he was stunned for a long time before saying in a much smaller voice:

"Well, for the medicine, I took out all the savings of your aunt and I to buy it for your brother. There is no more, um, that, but, um, we are going to bring this good news to you anyway. Our ability is limited. It’s up to you to take care of yourself.”

Xu Tian hehe, indeed, you brought me such good news, if I follow through, my money will be in vain again.

I really appreciate you guys!
Thank you for helping me to spend money to prodigal!

"Then how much is a course of treatment for this thing?"

Xu Tian was a little interested. I wonder how much these scammers can earn once they succeed in fooling around?
Seeing Xu Tian asking about the price, Xu Guocheng regained his confidence and said positively: "Actually, it's okay, three boxes for one course of treatment, one box for 36 awakening medicines, one box for 880 eight!"

A box of six thousand eight eight eight! ? ?

That is, more than 2 yuan for a course of treatment?
Xu Tian was stunned.

It's said that those who cheat money have a bad conscience, you guys can't see your fingers!

Long live!
Uncle and aunt come to cheat money again!
Xu Tian immediately said: "If you don't have money, don't buy it."

【From... 】

Then Xu Guocheng said eagerly: "No, it doesn't matter if you don't have cash, who can easily come up with so much money, but don't you still have a house..."

house.

Sure enough, the house was involved again.

What the hell, these two old foxes have been thinking about the house left by their parents for so long.

"Think about it, even if your house is a mortgage, you can get more than 100 million yuan no matter what. If you sell it, you can definitely sell it for 300 million yuan, and then you can buy it for less than 40 yuan. Eighteen courses of Fang Zun's awakening medicine, you can still have a lot left, think about it later, once you are awakened, even if you want to be a bodyguard, that is an annual salary of 300 million, and it is not easy to pay back the loan? "

Xu Guocheng was still persuasive there,
"What's more, our medicine has a membership system. If you are willing to join us, as long as you sell two sets of Zun Awakening medicine, you can become our one-star member and enjoy a [-]% discount!"

MLM, indeed MLM.

Although the product has been replaced with an awakening drug, it is essentially a pyramid scheme, and it is absolutely illegal.

"Think about it, you only need to spend 40 yuan to be awakened, and you happen to have a large source of income now, what a godsend opportunity! Who can encounter such a good opportunity?"

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Let's vote, for every recommended vote, you will get a course of awakening medicine.

(End of this chapter)