I can't fix the system

Chapter 2 002, waiting for death, is it possible to die in the country?

After turning around, Tang Ping knew what time it was.

Cao Cao had already run back to Kanto, which made it impossible to kill Cao Cao while Cao Cao was assassinating Dong Zhuo.

Regardless of how Boss Cao is, I just ask you to kill Boss Cao with a painted halberd, whether it will change history much.

If there is no Cao Cao, there will be no battle of Guandu, and it is impossible for Yuan Shao to have the possibility of unifying the world.

This is bound to be a big change in history.

Unfortunately, Cao Cao had already run away.

Moreover, Tang Ping found out sadly that the Eighteenth Route princes had passed the joint campaign against Dong, and Lv Bu's idea of ​​killing Gongsun Zan and Liu Guanzhang also came to nothing.

Now Lu Bu is in Chang'an City, and after Dong Zhuo experienced an assassination, he let Lu Bu, who is the most brave in the world, be his bodyguard to guard him.

Therefore, Lu Bu lived in the prime minister's mansion.

To be honest, Tang Ping was directly stumped.

The two easiest opportunities have passed, what can I do now?
Kill Dong Zhuo?

Isn't this just like history?
To be honest, if it weren't for the system's mandatory requirements, within a certain period of time, if the changes were not up to the point and he couldn't go back, Tang Ping really wanted to escape from Chang'an directly and go to Cao Cao.

At this time, Lu Bu hadn't killed Dong Zhuo yet, and his reputation wasn't too bad. Boss Cao should be ecstatic about Lu Bu's arrival.

If you defected to Cao Cao, you only need to fight soy sauce, stand up to Boss Cao during the Battle of Guandu, and do a good job of epidemic prevention during the Battle of Chibi. Steady.

It's just that this road takes too long.

System requirements are not met.

Nor did it meet Tang Ping's requirements.

Tang Ping just wanted to complete the task and go back as soon as possible.

Or kill yourself.

However, after thinking about it for a while, Tang Ping realized that even if he committed suicide, the changes to history would not be particularly great.

With the level of Wang Yun's old bastard, even if he doesn't have himself, he can find a substitute to kill Dong Zhuo.

History still moves forward as always.

Damn, so annoying!
In the end how to do it?

Let Tang Ping, who doesn't like to use his brain very much, think about such a complicated problem, which immediately made Tang Ping very troubled.

How about going with the flow, shooting Yuan Shu to death with an arrow when shooting a halberd at Yuanmen in Xuzhou, and then worshiping Liu Bei?

This plan is similar to messing with Boss Cao, and it takes too long.

The system is too stupid, it is too difficult to send myself to such a point in time.

In fact, it wasn't that the system was too sloppy, it was mainly because Tang Ping was too salty.

After traveling to the Three Kingdoms world, he still became Lu Bu, and he didn't want to fight for world hegemony, but wanted to fish. This weird brain circuit is really enough.

That is to say, the system can't monitor Tang Ping's thoughts, otherwise, it will definitely freeze up with anger.

Forget it, forget it, today's thinking has exceeded the standard, let's go with the flow and talk about it first.

If it doesn't work, kill them all, don't care about Dong Zhuo and Wang Yun, just kill them all.

It's not fun anyway.

If so, the change is big enough.

Thinking about it, Tang Ping remembered his job, protecting Dong Zhuo.

Tang Ping, who didn't want to kill Dong Zhuo yet, put on his cloak, took his Fang Tian painted halberd and went to Dong Zhuo's place.

Lu Bu has been guarding Dong Zhuo for some time, and to be honest, there is absolutely no need for this in the Prime Minister's Mansion.

The Prime Minister's Mansion is guarded by elite soldiers from Xiliang, so there is no possibility of assassins sneaking in.

It's just that, Fatty Dong was assassinated last time, which caused a psychological shadow, and he always felt that someone wanted to assassinate him.

Only Lu Bu, a unparalleled warrior, can give himself some comfort.

There is also a kind of abnormal psychology of Dong Zhuo.

Aren't you, Lu Bu, number one in the world?
No, I will still be the old man's bodyguard, even the emperor is not as awesome as himself.

Maybe there would be some resentment if he was called the old Lu Bu, but now it is Tang Ping.

He didn't have any complaints, the only feeling was that he was too bored and wanted to sleep.

Ever since, he fell asleep while standing up.

This guy probably was a horse in his previous life, and he could fall asleep standing up, which is really amazing.

Dong Zhuo is dealing with official duties. As prime minister, although Fatty Dong is not as diligent as before, he still has a lot of official duties to deal with every day.

After approving a paper, Dong Zhuo stood up strenuously, wanting to relax.

He was about to ask Lu Bu to protect him and go out together.

But looking up, Lu Bu fell asleep leaning on his Fang Tian painted halberd.

Dong Zhuo couldn't believe his eyes.

Then there's the rage.

Good for you Bingzhouer, good for you Lu Fengxian, I asked you to protect my safety, how dare you sleep while on duty?
If an assassin comes at this time, who can protect me.

Are you Lu Bu Lu Fengxian?

You are so fucking asleep, you can still hold your breath.

Furious, Dong Zhuo picked up his short halberd and threw it at Lu Bu.

However, the next moment he went out, Dong Zhuo regretted it a bit.

It's okay if you kill him, but if you can't kill him, it's not like if Zhou'er goes crazy, wouldn't he be finished?

Therefore, Dong Zhuo immediately wanted to run out, but at this time, he was no longer the good family boy who could swing the bow when he was young, his body was as fat as a pig, and he could still move there.

In desperation, he could only shout for the guards to come in.

Tang Ping slept soundly, and it was hard for him to sleep so soundly even standing up.

The instinctive feeling is murderous.

Before he could react consciously, the body's instinct responded.

Fang Tian swung the halberd forward in his hand, and with a ding, the short halberd thrown by Dong Zhuo flew out and fell to the side.

Tang Ping woke up completely at this time.

As a salted fish, in addition to liking to touch fish, there is generally another characteristic.

That is to wake up very angry.

Especially for those who are forcibly disturbed and woken up, the annoyance of waking up will be even greater.

Tang Ping opened his eyes suddenly, and looked around with endless murderous aura in his eyes: "Who the hell is disturbing my sleep, come here, see if I don't beat you to death!"

As soon as Tang Ping said this, the whole room fell silent.

The guards recruited by Dong Zhuo couldn't help but look at each other. Master Lu really deserves to be the number one military general in the world. He even dared to beat the prime minister, which is really awesome.

It's just that when Master Lu Bu gets angry, we still can't go up.

Up is death, not up is also death?
Waiting for death, is it possible to die in the country?
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Channeled.

What these guards were thinking in their hearts, Dong Zhuo didn't know, and he didn't want to know.

All he knew was that he was about to die of anger.

"Bingzhouer, the old man's head is here, do you dare to come and take it?!"

At this time, Fatty Dong's arrogance leaked out, and the power of the Lord of Xiliang was completely displayed.

(End of this chapter)