Datang male nanny

Chapter 1 The trouble of biting gold
Datang, Yonghui three years.

After the winter, the snow fell heavily, and there was no sign of stopping.

Chang'an City, with green tiles and red walls, and the white snow, against the background of wintersweet, is more quaint and quiet.

What doesn't match this quietness is that there is an explosive gossip flying everywhere: Fang Xuanling's eldest son, the son, has long coveted the beauty of his younger brother and sister, Princess Gaoyang, and has been looking for opportunities several times. She succeeded during the bath, and a few times, even poured sweat medicine into her meals.

While people were talking vividly about this hot topic, another more exciting news came: Fang Yiai, Princess Gaoyang joined forces with Xue Wanjun, the governor of Ningzhou, Chai Lingwu, the governor of Weizhou, and others, intending to rebel and welcome Li Yuanjing, the king of Jing, as emperor. .

The people of Chang'an, who were so shocked that they could not close their mouths from ear to ear, dug deeper into the news, and even dug up the seductive stories of many families of the founding fathers.Princess Gaoyang's frivolity and high character, as well as her exceptionally hospitable and noble character, instantly became the aspirations of the swingers.

When everyone was in high spirits, Cheng Zhijie smelled a strong smell of blood.

"How many bastards can rebel? Asking them to clean the toilet for the old man may not be able to make do with it! They are all insane children. If you can know who you are, you have already accumulated great virtue."

Cheng Jun, the general manager of the East Palace, hesitated to speak, but he still spoke: "Father, according to my child, Li Daozong has lost his mind, and the king of Wu, Li Ke, who is thousands of miles away from Chang'an, is also involved. , the black hand behind this is obviously Changsun Wuji. Since he took over the power, he has started to clear the obstacles. How many people have been demoted and killed. Only Li Ji stands in front of him, which is an eyesore to him. It's just However, Li Ji is honored and favored by everyone. Three years ago, he voluntarily resigned from the position of Shangshu Zuo Pushe, and only retained some honorary titles. Everyone still ordered him to take charge of political affairs as Kaifu Yitong Sansi."

"Recently, there have been rumors in the court that everyone wants to confer Li Ji the title of Sikong, and ask people to make a portrait of him. After the portrait is finished, everyone has to write a preface by themselves. An edict was issued to allow Li Ji to travel in and out of the three provinces on a pony. A small official was ordered to welcome him off. This kind of favor and special treatment is much more prestigious than Changsun Wuji. One mountain cannot tolerate two tigers, but Li Ji is now showing weakness everywhere, and all government orders follow his eldest grandson's idea. Changsun Wuji can't catch it for a while A handle to punish him."

"Mao Gong chose to retreat bravely in the rapids and protect his life wisely. This is a wise move. He will support the generals and officials of the court, so that the palace and buildings will not collapse. How can the old man not know everyone's thoughts? A dark child, of course, needs to be favored. I can't let Changsun Wuji monopolize all the power, right?"

Cheng Jun frowned and said: "If Li Ji can't move, it's the Fang family's turn to be unlucky. Li Tai is suppressed, the Fang family should honestly enjoy Fang Xuanling's shelter. Fang Yiai deserves to be seduced by Princess Gaoyang The land has repeatedly committed transgressions, and now it has hit the sharp edge of Changsun Wuji's blade and allowed it to be slaughtered wantonly. More and more people have been involved in it and become a party of rebellion. Come to our Cheng's house."

"He dares! Give him [-] guts to try!" Cheng Yaojin glared frighteningly, and his breathing suddenly became tight.

Cheng Jun was so frightened that he hastily bowed his head and remained silent.

Sullen for a long time, Cheng Yaojin suddenly slapped the table with his big palm, stood up slowly and said, "This city of Chang'an can't stay here any longer! There is a smoky atmosphere everywhere, and greed is everywhere, and you can turn black into white." Yes, calling white into black can also turn a straight-backed person into a turtle grandson. His eldest grandson Wuji's knife is sharpened! It can be expected that in the near future, that butcher knife will be placed on my chest On Lao Cheng's neck!"

Seeing Cheng Yaojin's hands trembling with anger, Cheng Jun was about to offer some words of consolation, but he waved his big hand and said with a long sigh: "That's all! That's all! Go to Qinling for a walk, Zheng'er is still biting the bullet Busy to complete the military order, this is Wa'er's first time leading a military order, and I don't know if he can handle it. Changsun Wuji personally gave the order to put our Cheng family's face on the fire."

As soon as he said he would leave, Cheng Jun understood Cheng Yaojin's temperament, so he hurriedly ordered his servants to prepare horses and vehicles.The old cold leg problem caused by years of fighting has made the aging Cheng Zhijie unable to ride a horse. He can only lie in a soft and soft ox cart and rush all the way to the deep mountains and old forests of the Qinling Mountains.

"Hey! The Tang Dynasty has been quite unsettled these past few years!" Cheng Yaojin counted to himself: In May of the 23rd year of Zhenguan, Emperor Taizong died, Jinzhou was shaken again, and there was no snow in winter.The next year was changed to the first year of Yonghui, and Jinzhou experienced three earthquakes in April and June in summer, and Bingyin in autumn and July, and there was a severe drought.In the spring of the second year, all states in the world suffered from locust borers, or suffered from floods and droughts, and starved to death everywhere. It was winter and there was no snow.The Dingxiang earthquake this year has caused frequent droughts. Since the beginning of winter, there has been continuous snowfall.

Looking at the snow falling outside the car, Cheng Yaojin murmured to himself: "Could it be that the heavens don't allow me to be a Datang man?"

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There are three prosperity in the Great Tang Dynasty: In addition to the numerous frontier wars and the star-studded giants of the ruling and opposition parties, there are those plethora of government soldiers.

In the depths of the Qinling Mountains, once thousands of government soldiers scattered into the jungle, they disappeared in an instant.

Only the continuous sound of "hang hang kangkang" felling trees can let people know that they are not in a barbaric forest without people.

Standing outside the tent, Jia Er, the brigade commander-in-chief, looked up at the heavy snow falling from the sky, spit, jumped on his feet and cursed: "Zhi Niang, if you dare to make a big snowstorm again, my surname will not be Cheng." !"

In the camp, the young man who was anxiously pacing back and forth heard his beautiful national curse, was stunned for a moment, and suddenly ran over angrily, kicked this guy to the ground with a flying kick.

The falling snow on the ground danced lightly, but was still suppressed by the fluttering snowflakes.

"Bastard, even if there is a big snowstorm, your surname is not Cheng! Your surname is Jia!" The young man was trembling with anger, "Don't swear on my old Cheng family! If I bump into it, I will break your three legs!"

Jia Er managed to get up from the snow, hurriedly covered his crotch, came to the young man and bowed to salute, "Lieutenant Cheng, I see that you are frowning, so I just want to make you happy, so I will imitate Lu Guogong's appearance and replace him." You scold the street."

The young man Cheng Zheng gave him a hard look, scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and shouted: "It's useless to stop these things! Hurry up and move your lard head, and think of a good way for me, how can I complete the military order as scheduled!"

Jia Er's face suddenly pulled down. "Lieutenant Cheng, what do you think this is going to do? They asked us to cut down [-] trees within a three-day deadline, and they had to be taller than two people hugging each other. Isn't this a stumbling block for our soldiers? ? This is like just bringing your daughter-in-law into the house, thinking that a baby will be born tomorrow, which is clearly shaving the eggs."

"What do you mean?"

"Wishful thinking."

"Fuck you, it's also possible that your daughter-in-law is pregnant with my baby! I planted it for you a long time ago."

Jia Er was not angry, on the contrary he was very happy, because he finally felt better after seeing the young gentleman of the Cheng family.

"Chir... chirp..." A few frightened hawks chirping broke the silence of the forest and wilderness, causing the two of them to look up at the sky at the same time.

In the sky, there were two eagles waving their long wings and shuttled through the snow. Their eyes were fixed on the people in the jungle. It seemed that these humans were about to become their prey.

Cheng Zheng said bitterly: "Bad luck! So it was brought by these two damn vultures!"

Jia Er muttered: "His eldest grandson and his son are like these two goshawks. The trick they are playing now is clearly to find fault with you and Lu Guogong on purpose! Let me say, his eldest grandson's family is really wolf-hearted. If Lu Guogong didn't take the risk Escorting His Majesty back to the throne at the risk of his life, how can his eldest grandson's family survive today?"

"Shut up! How can you let your little soldier talk about His Majesty's affairs! Is your entire family's head raised?" Cheng Zheng turned around abruptly, glared at Jia Er angrily, and slid his hands into the tent.

"But this..." Jia Eryi became impatient for a while, and couldn't get the words out of his mouth. He stomped his feet in anxiety and yelled at the door of the camp, "But what about these [-] trees? It's the best now." The sharp tree cutting tool is the axe. The humble staff even took out the mountain-breaking ax that Lu Guogong used back then, and let the craftsmen imitate it overnight. Lu Guogong's mountain-breaking ax is powerful. Not only is it big, it weighs a hundred catties, and the ax blade Strong, a slightly thinner tree can be knocked down with a few axes, but it takes too much effort! Ordinary soldiers swing it twice, and their arms become numb. With two more swings, the ax can fly out of their hands, and it is hard to pick them up again. Couldn't move at all."

"The humble staff searched for strong soldiers from the entire Shangfu, and only selected a dozen or so. But they were also flesh and blood, and they could barely last until they swung a hundred times. The tiger's mouth was bleeding, and their arms were trembling with numbness. There was no way. , can only take turns to go up wave after wave, but when it comes down like this, the speed is still crawling like a turtle! If this situation continues, we will definitely go to Chang'an with our heads up!"

Jia Er was suddenly frightened, and stood there with his mouth wide open, not daring to move.Cheng Zheng was throwing bows and arrows at him angrily.

Jia Er was so frightened that he quickly closed his eyes, and said in a trembling voice: "Shao Lang, if you kill the inferior to relieve your hatred, you can do it!"

"Swoosh!" Two arrows flew out through the air.

It took two breaths, but Jia Er couldn't feel the pain.When there was a sudden "bang bang" sound beside him, as if two heavy objects fell beside him, he opened his eyes in fright, and found two huge vultures shot through the body by the arrow and fell on the ground. In the pool of blood, he stood upright and did not move.

"Shaolang is good at arrows!" Jia Er almost hoarsely shouted.The feeling of escaping from death is really sour.

Cheng Zheng, who walked into the tent, frowned, his face full of pain. "If it doesn't work, send people out to recruit all the hunters in the surrounding areas. In addition, these three days of shifts felling trees at night, day and night, I can't do it, will his eldest grandson's trick succeed? I really think our soldiers are just Soft persimmon, you can pinch it if you want?"

"Hey!" Jia Er slapped his thigh heavily, turned around and got into the snow again.

Once there was no one else in the camp, Cheng Zhengcai revealed his painful truth, and he muttered to himself: "Grandpa, Ah Weng, you have to save Zheng'er, this is the first time I'm on duty, and I just ran into this It's a big and difficult thing, but we can't lose face of our Cheng family because of the child's incompetence, let the eldest grandson's family get a handle, and control our Cheng family to death! I beg God to send me down a titan, help me out Get over this great difficulty."

"I beg God!" Cheng Zheng yelled at the sky.

"Ah!"

Outside the Qinling Mountains, in the vast snow, a young man about thirteen or fourteen years old, wrapped in thin and rags full of patches, raised his head and squinted his eyes to look forward. The sky and the earth were painted in a thick white mist, and the line of sight could not be more than five meters away.

"I, Ni Tu, am really unlucky! Everyone else crossed once, but I actually wore it twice, twice, and I fell on the same unlucky guy!"

Speaking of this unlucky guy, Ni Tu wanted to cry but had no tears.A year ago, Ni Tu recklessly traveled across time. When he just opened his eyes, he saw a long piece of yellow paper pasted on the wall in front of him. On it was a big "Bang" written on it, and on the back was It is a densely packed name.

He was surrounded by young scholars.Someone told him that he fainted from excitement because of his high school prospecting, but fortunately a person with a little knowledge of medicine used breathing therapy to wake him up.Everyone pointed to the rescue hero.The hero was very shy, so he just grinned at him, showing his golden teeth.Ni Tu vomited all of a sudden.

"Okay, I'm actually a Tanhualang!" Ni Tu, who had emptied his stomach, was so excited that he danced with joy.

I haven't been happy for a long time, but because I don't have much gold and silver in my luggage, and I have no way to get through the relationship, I go home depressed, and I concentrate on waiting for my parents to ask a matchmaker to tell me about a marriage, and enjoy the beautiful days of the rich second generation hugging the little lady.Unexpectedly, unexpected events happened, parents were framed by business competitors, suffered heavy losses of money and goods, family fortunes fell, and parents were imprisoned.The daughter-in-law didn't say anything, the money was empty, and the family was empty, Ni Tu was so angry that he fell into a coma again.

He just woke up yesterday, but he suddenly found out from his memory that the original owner was willing to sell himself into a house in Qingzhou, Qinghe County last year in order to save his parents, but the Cui family has forgotten the promise they made to him in the past year: rescue their parents.The Cui family didn’t treat themselves as individuals at all: they did the work of the lowest servants all day long, they got up earlier than chickens, slept later than dogs, they were beaten and scolded by maids and servants at every turn, and they were eaten. Not full or warm.

"The original owner finally hiccupped? I got this body back again?" Looking at his little body, which was weaker than last year, he knew that this year was as pitiful as it could be.

"Little lady, you treat me like this, don't even think about escaping my clutches!" Ni Tu clenched his hands, leisurely thinking about how to cook the raw rice tonight.

Hey!

This step is: the first step is to wash the rice; the second step is to add water to the big pot; the third step is to pour the rice into the pot...

Just about to carry out the revenge plan for the original owner, he didn't expect to be kicked out of the house that day.

To put it bluntly, he just gave Cui Yuanyuan a cuckold. Cui Yuanyuan had an affair with her cousin and became pregnant, and was afraid of being laughed at by others, so he temporarily arrested himself as a softie to replace the unborn baby's father. Keep it, what are you doing with him as a cumbersome waste.

In this feudal society where the poor are not laughing at the prostitutes, I am a proper pauper, and my reputation is stinking on the street. People in the neighborhood see me like seeing a mouse, full of resentment and disgust.

"What's wrong with the male nanny? Cooking, cooking, washing clothes, and warming the bed, I'm also good at it!" Ni Tu muttered to himself, trying to resolve the unhappiness in his heart.

"Come on! If you don't stay here, you have your own place. How can this small county be where I, Ni Tu, commit myself. If you want to develop, go to Chang'an!"

"Da Chang'an, I, Ni Tu, are back!"

Shaking the falling snow off his clothes, Ni Tu straightened his body and strode forward.In his previous life, he was an all-powerful business elite in Xi'an. When he came to Datang, he would start his wonderful life again!
"With my handsome face and the countless business skills in my mind, I don't believe I can't make a fool of myself in this Tang Dynasty!"

After eating a full stomach of snow, Ni Tu tightened his belt again, so that his hungry stomach could rest easy, and walked along the road, heading towards a bright future.

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