Datang male nanny

Chapter 18 The Goddess Shangguan Wan'er
Ni Tu was still unmoved, and his footsteps still did not stop.

"Selflessly donating the saw, and brought Ah Weng back to life. After these two things, I know that my virtuous brother is an expert in the world. Since he has such a rare talent, why should he abandon it or hide it? A man should be the world. For the sake of her heart, throwing her head and blood for the Great Tang Dynasty, making contributions, marrying beauties, giving birth to children, and sheltering future generations."

Cheng Zheng scratched his head impatiently because he could not persuade Ni Tu with his small words and great righteousness, or even the beautiful Jiangshan.

"Hey, dear brother, if you dare to step out of the camp, I will sue you for plotting against Lu Guogong, letting the court take away your title, and punishing your clansmen for treason. Your Ye Niang, you Your brothers, your sisters are all... Oh, don't kick people!"

Cheng Zheng's buttocks were kicked by Ni Tu dozens of times in turn, causing burning pain.

How could he bear such bullying, Cheng Zheng ran away.

"You still want to run? The sky is turned upside down! Stop! Don't threaten me with your official authority, I won't accept your trick!"

While running, the two seized the opportunity to kick each other, and finally became entangled with each other. The two fell into the snow and picked up Gulu.

The fists hit the back, the buttocks, and the thighs. It was obvious that two naughty children were playing.

When the soldiers saw their officers being bullied like dogs, they stood aside and pointed at them and laughed.

Cheng Zheng was so angry that he broke away from Ni Tu's entanglement, got up and cursed at the soldiers.Seeing that something was wrong, the soldiers immediately scattered.

Jia Er was very unlucky, he ran over desperately just now, and happened to be caught by Cheng Zheng.Cheng Zheng grabbed him by the collar, punched and kicked like rain, Jia Er screamed in pain.

"Forgive me, captain, I'm not here to make trouble, I'm here to ask for that Niu Er, should we let him go or not?"

"Niu Er? Who is Niu Er?" Cheng Zheng was stunned, and stopped Luan Wu's movements.

"I am Niu Er! Niu Er is me!" A strong man who looked like a half-tower stood next to Cheng Zheng. Domineering exposed.

It's just that the bruises on his face are somewhat unsightly, weakening his majestic aura.

Ni Tu, who was sitting on the snow, was amused to see his funny appearance, so he had a little more affection for Niu Er.

Cheng Zheng looked Niu Er up and down, and suddenly pulled out the burning stick hanging from Jia Er's waist, and smashed it firmly on Niu Er's shoulder.

Niu Er couldn't stand it anymore, he staggered back a few steps, and fell to the ground.

"Why are you beating me?" Niu Er shouted angrily, raising his head and staring.

"My little demon king beat you for two reasons. One is that you have tied up my benefactor." Cheng Zheng looked at Ni Tu behind him as he spoke, and then turned back to Niu Er and continued, "You tied up his benefactor." It's equivalent to tying me, you tied the captain, beat you with a sap, it's cheap for you!"

"Because this hit me, I am convinced!"

Niu Er softened, and Cheng Zheng nodded with a smug smile.

"But at that time, you had already beaten me because of this matter. I have never heard of punishment being punished twice. Although I am not convinced this time, I have nothing to say!"

Cheng Zheng thought he was talking back, but unexpectedly he changed the subject in the middle of what he was saying and became smarter.Cheng Zheng was suddenly a little dazed.

"However, what is your second reason for beating me?"

"What? This officer thinks you're good looking, so I just want to beat you up!" Cheng Zheng swung the burning stick and was about to start the fight, but Ni Tu grabbed his wrist.

"Brother Cheng, wait a minute!"

Cheng Zheng glanced at Ni Tu, saw Ni Tu smiling and shaking his head at him, threw the stick on the snow, and crossed his arms.

Ni Tu walked up to Niu Er and helped Niu Er up.

Niu Er kept staring at Ni Tu, his eyes full of horror.

Ni Tu didn't blame anything, but raised his hand to pat off the ice and snow stuck to Niu Er's clothes.

Niu Er was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes.

"I, Niu Er, is not a human being. I shouldn't have tied you up and drugged you."

Instead of being angry, Ni Tu chuckled, patted Niu Er on the shoulder, and said, "I have to thank you for kidnapping me, otherwise I wouldn't have known Brother Cheng Zheng, such a good brother, you are my Niu Tu Your great benefactor!"

Hearing the compliment, not only Niu Er was happy, but Cheng Zheng beside him was also happy.

"Since my brother has forgiven you, get the hell out!" Cheng Zheng dragged Ni Tu into the camp after finishing speaking, "Good brother, thanks to your technique of bringing the dead back to life today, I will let my brother reward you with wine today. If you don't get drunk, you won't return!"

Niu Er was very anxious, and hurriedly chased after him: "Sir, where is my ten taels of silver reward?"

"What reward?" Cheng Zheng frowned and asked in a low voice.

"Didn't you say that someone touched Lu Guogong's butt, and you want to kill this person?"

When Ni Tu and Cheng Zheng heard this, they were stunned.

"what happened?"

"Fan Buxian, the only literate person in my village, read the list after reading it. However, this person has a hobby, that is, he is addicted to alcohol. If he doesn't spend five taels a day, he feels that he will not be able to live this life!"

Ni Tu and Cheng Zheng looked at each other in blank dismay.However, with a smile, they actually burst out laughing.

Jia Er who was behind him even laughed so hard that he held his belly with both hands, and all the hala came out.

Monk Niu Erzhang Er couldn't figure it out, he didn't know why these people suddenly had a shofar wind.

Ni Tu, who had had enough laughing, said to Cheng Zheng: "Brother Bawang, I have an unfeeling request, and I hope my brother will fulfill it."

"If you say yes, I will naturally agree to you."

Ni Tu nodded, and said: "The reason why this second brother Niu tried every means to tie me up is really for the rewards. He has a good friend in the village who is already pregnant, but Ye Niang from the little natal family is not happy. Only when he took the silver would he be willing to marry him. The younger brother boldly borrowed a hundred taels of silver from his elder brother and gave it to this second brother Niu. The beauty of adulthood can be regarded as a great support for his loving and righteous elder brother."

"Oh? There is such an elegant thing?" Cheng Zheng squinted his eyes and looked Niu Er up and down again, "I didn't expect you to be such a kind person. You are indeed a man! Jia Er, went to bag a hundred taels of silver Come here, send this Niu Er, help him get married, and marry the beautiful little lady."

Jia Er agreed and went to the cashier to withdraw the money.

Niu Er was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

Niu Er suddenly slapped his head, and said shyly, "I have one more thing I want to ask Mr. Captain."

"Fart off! Don't delay our drinking." Cheng Zheng became a little impatient, feeling that this Niu Er is a mother-in-law, endless.

"I want to enlist in the army, and carry a big knife like them!"

"Fuck you!" Cheng Zheng kicked out, but Niu Er remained motionless, willing to be punished.

Cheng Zheng nodded appreciatively: "He's a good guy, his feet are stable enough, this general is right! You can be my brother's guard!"

"Really! Thank you Captain!" Niu Er said and kowtowed.

"Get out! This is not popular in the army!" Although Cheng Zheng yelled angrily, there was still a smile on his face.

At this time, Jia Er has already taken the silver taels.Ni Tu took the silver, put it on Niu's second hand, and said, "Go home and get married for now, and report back after your baby is born."

"Ah, great! I'll go home and marry a young lady!"

Looking at the back of Niu Er who was going away, Cheng Zheng was a little proud: "I didn't expect that I got a wise brother and a good general all of a sudden."

It could be seen that Cheng Zheng admired Niu Er, Ni Tu promptly poured cold water on him: "Don't just look at the surface, he almost cut me in half for twenty taels of silver."

"Why?" Cheng Zheng suppressed his smile and asked with wide eyes.

"You posted a reward list to find me with a reward of ten taels of silver, and another person also offered a reward of ten taels of silver to find me. Niu Er was in a dilemma for a while, thinking of getting both rewards at the same time, and finally came up with a good way. Decided to chop me in half so that he could get twenty taels."

"Ha ha……"

Cheng Zheng and Jia Er laughed so hard that they felt that Niu Er was extremely cute.

"By the way, who else is looking for you besides me?"

"I don't know either. I heard that it was Shangguan Kun who wanted to find me. I heard from Niu Er, a bastard, that I made Shangguan Kun's sister's belly bigger, so Shangguan Kun asked me to go back and marry her sister!"

"What! You made Shangguan Wan'er's belly bigger!" Cheng Zheng jumped up all of a sudden, pointed at Ni Tu and became even more irritable: "Shangguan Wan'er is the dream lover of my noble family's children Ah! You kid is so clever, how did you get it!"

"I..." Ni Tu froze in place.A gust of wind came over, carrying snow particles and pouring them into the back of the spine.

(End of this chapter)