Datang male nanny

Chapter 209 The Chicken and the Egg
The front shop was already in a panic, and the two men were fighting head to head.

Xue Sanniang was so angry that she picked up the broom and beat the two of them on their buttocks.

The two of them were in so much pain that they let go of the hands that were tearing each other's clothes.

"What's the matter with the two of you? Are you drinking and drinking? Just want to go crazy? My wife is only allowed to eat wine here, not to go crazy. You can do it if you want. Here, see the grove by the river? There The room is spacious and cool, no one will stop you wherever you go, and you won’t be in the way of other people’s affairs.”

Still unconvinced, the two stared at each other, shook their sleeves, and stomped their feet again.

Ni Tu knew that if things went on like this, the anger between the two would still not be completely extinguished.

To deal with the problem, we must solve it from the root.

Ni Tu asked: "The two brothers seem to be gentle people, why are they so rough? What is the reason? Could it be that his boar has raped your sow?"

Another person said angrily: "I will not give him such a big advantage! You must know that it costs [-] Wen to donate a boar!"

Ni Tu also thinks about it. When he was a child, the breeding pigs in the countryside of his hometown had to be charged every time.

Ni Tu was a little annoyed. The breeding pigs had to be paid for work.It's the turn of the person, why do I have to pay the fee to become a seed player?

People are not as good as pigs, people are not as good as pigs!

While Ni Tu was in a daze, another person said: "This virtuous brother, at first glance, is a man of knowledge and reason. Come and do it, and judge us. In the final analysis, whose theory is right."

Ni Tuzheng looked respectful and asked, "Brother, please tell me."

The man also said seriously: "My brother, listen carefully."

The man coughed, shook his head and recited:

When Confucius traveled east, he saw two children arguing and asked why.

Yi'er said, "When the sun goes out, I go near people, and when the sun goes out, I go far away."

One son said: "I go far at the beginning of the day, but at noon I am near."

One son said: "When the sun rises at the beginning of the day, it is as big as a car cover, and at the middle of the day, it is like a bowl. Isn't it that the far ones are small and the near ones are bigger?"

Yi'er said: "It's cool and cool in the early days of the sun, and it's like a soup in the middle of the day. Isn't this hot for those who are near and cool for those who are far away?"

Confucius could not decide.

The two children laughed and said, "Who do you know so much?"

"My dear brother, I said that the sun is closer to us when it first rises in the morning, because it looks bigger."

Another person then retorted: "Then why is the sun hot at noon? We all know that the closer you are to the fire, the hotter you will feel, so the sun at noon is closest to us."

Another person went on to refute: "Then why does the sun look so small at noon?"

The two were arguing endlessly, Xue Sanniang poked Ni Tu's waist and asked, "What did that man recite just now?"

Ni Tu smiled and explained:

Confucius traveled to the East and saw two children arguing, so he asked why.A child said: "I think the sun is closer to people when it first rises, and far away from people at noon." It’s close to people.” A child said: “When the sun first came out, it was as big as a car hood, but at noon it became as small as a plate. Isn’t it that when the sun is far away it looks small and when it’s up close it looks big?” Another The child said: "When the sun first rises, it feels cool, but at noon it is as hot as dipping your hand into hot water. Isn't this hot when you are close and cool when you are far away?" who is wrong).The two children said with a smile: "Who says you are knowledgeable?"

Xue Sanniang also frowned when she heard this: "Both of them seem to be right!"

At this moment, everyone in the store began to think about it.

Some people couldn't figure out these problems, so they patted the other palm dryly with the back of their hand.

Ni Tu naturally knew about this eternal problem, but he was not in a hurry to tell them the answer.

If I explain the movement of celestial bodies, I am afraid that these dull people will be scared to death.

They don't have to treat themselves as alien beasts and roast themselves on the fire.

Ni Tu smiled slightly and asked, "Brothers, before solving this difficult problem, I will ask one more question."

"My dear brother, please speak."

Ni Tu said: "I also ask everyone here this question, which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

At this moment, one person sitting in the corner was unconvinced, and directly replied in a loud voice: "Of course, there are chickens first, and chickens can hatch eggs!"

The other person was unconvinced, and went straight up: "But chickens are hatched from eggs!"

"Uh...yeah!"

At this point, everyone started talking about it.

After a while, an old man stroked his gray beard and said, "If there was a chicken first, where did the chicken come from? Of course the answer is that it hatched from an egg. Isn't the egg earlier than the chicken? If there was an egg first, So, where did this egg come from? It was not born by a chicken. Isn’t it that the chicken was earlier than the egg. If this cycle continues, I don’t know whether it was the chicken or the egg that came first. This question is really annoying. .”

Someone responded: "That's okay. There was neither the earliest chicken nor the earliest egg in the world. The chicken lays eggs, and the egg lays chickens, and they can catch up to infinity. At that time, neither the chicken nor the first It’s not an egg, but it’s the same as Nuwa made man, maybe it’s made of mud!”

Everyone roared with laughter.

Xue Sanniang at the side poked Ni Tu's waist and asked, "Which one came first?"

Ni Tu smiled and shook his head, called Zhen Zhen'er to the back yard, found a large wooden board painted with black ink, and found a tea bowl, covered it upside down, and painted marks on it with white powder.

Then draw six big circles around it.

Then draw a circle on the side, and draw six small circles around it.

On the other half of the blackboard, find bamboo tubes that are one tall, one short, one fat and one thin, but have the same capacity, and draw them on them.

Afterwards, Ni Tu temporarily made a wooden shelf, and asked Zhen Zhener to carry the blackboard and shelf into the front shop.

Ni Tu was playing with the tea bowl and two bamboo tubes of different sizes in his hand, thinking about the train of thought in class.

Finding a relatively high place, Ni Tu set up the shelf and placed the blackboard on it.

Ni Tu found a small bamboo pole and tapped on the blackboard to calm everyone down, and said, "Masters, brothers, virtuous brothers, and ladies."

All the people present became quiet one after another, and looked at Ni Tu in unison.

Xue Sanniang blushed when she heard that Xiaoniang's identity was mentioned at the end.

There are so many men, only me, a little lady, is busy. When Ni Tu mentions this, he is naturally talking about himself.

When he thought that he had such an important position in Ni Tu's heart, he couldn't help but blush.

This morning, hearing Zhen Zhener talk about Ni Tu's real identity, Xue Meier felt like she had gotten lucky.

The heart that had been closed for a long time began to slowly open the door, facing Ni Tu alone.

(End of this chapter)