Datang male nanny

Chapter 213 The Great Pit King Arrives
Ni Tu began to instruct Zhen Zhener to build a rectangular wooden platform in the space occupied by the blackboard at this time.

Then move a rectangular table.

Ni Tu then ordered Zhen Zhen'er to find a square stone slab.

He searched for suitable wood in the backyard and made a small rectangular wooden block.

The slate was found, and Ni Tu's poor throwing was also done.Tried it, it's very smooth.

Let Xue Sanniang prepare a piece of red cloth to wrap the table.

Let Zhen Zhen'er go to Baoyuan Zhai and get a big folding fan, open it, the fan is full of flowers and the mountains and rivers are magnificent.

Ni Tu swiped his pen and wrote: "Dakeng King Ni Tu has arrived".

Everything was ready, and Ni Tu was about to give a lecture at [-]:[-] p.m.

It was still early, so Ni Tu went into the house to heat up the kang, and began to take a nap.

Ni Tu didn't wake up until two o'clock in the morning.

Exercise your muscles and bones, wash your face, and then step into the front shop.

At this time, the warm sunset shines through the windows into the spacious store.

The old man had already drank three pots of tea.When Xue Sanniang made tea for the old man again, he resolutely refused.

If you drink the lung leaf again, it will float up.

Ni Tu stepped up the steps, sat down behind the long table, looked at the scene where the room was full of alcohol and chattered endlessly, cleared his throat, squeezed his fist, and slapped it on the slate.

"Crack!" The voice was crisp and loud.

The banquet in the huge shop suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked up at him.

Ni Tu raised his right hand, stretched out his index finger to point to the sky, and recited aloud: "Difficult and difficult, Daodexuan, don't talk to your bosom friend, talk a few words to your bosom friend, it's useless if you don't to your bosom friend!"

When talking about the "tip of the tongue", the tone of his voice suddenly raised, and then he touched the poor wooden plank and smashed it on the stone slab.

There was a crisp "pop", and the people present were immediately puzzled, but they found it very interesting.

The old man was even more dazed, not knowing where Ni Tu came from.

The hand that was stroking the beard suddenly froze.

At this moment, Zhen Zhen'er, who was sitting at the front, clapped her hands violently and shouted: "Okay! One more!"

Xue Sanniang also imitated and yelled loudly: "One more!"

The people around were also encouraged, imitating it in a decent manner, raising their fists and shouting: "One more!"

"another one!"

……

Ni Tu was very pleased to see the guests under the stage getting more and more presentable.

Both Zhen Zhen'er and Xue Sanniang were the nurses of his church at that time.

In his previous life, he liked stand-up comedy very much, especially stand-up programs like storytelling.

Of course, people in this life have not been exposed to this form that is widely praised by the people, so Ni Tu can freely play with his memory.

Only then did the old man ponder what Ni Tu meant by his eloquence just now, and nodded with a smile.

Ni Tu suddenly became interested: "Okay! Another opening poem, listen carefully!"

Everyone immediately quieted down.

"In the ten winters and the twelfth lunar month, the heavy snow falls. The old couple sleeps and fights for the hot kang. The old man wants to sleep on the top of the kang, but the wife will not let it go. The old man picked up the top latch, and the wife picked up the rolling pin The old couple rattled until dawn, and it was so hot that no one fell asleep!"

"Ha ha!"

"boom……"

As soon as Ni Tu finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter.

Ni Tu saw that for ordinary people, only some simple and easy-to-understand jokes can be used to achieve miraculous effects, so he threw out some common jokes one after another:
"At the beginning of 3323, the couple ate and closed the door. A fly took away a grain of rice, and the old man chased him to Sichuan in a rage. The wife's family had a fortune-telling plan, which cost her money and anger, and made her lose money."

"boom……"

"Ha ha……"

"another one!"

"another one!"

The people in the audience were suddenly enraged.

Ni Tuxin said: "Okay! Let's be tough!"

"Bright moonlight in front of the bed, two pairs of shoes on the ground..."

"it is good!"

"another one!"

"another one!"

The people off the court were all laughing and joking, they all asked Ni Tu to write some more opening poems.

"I'm not coming! I'm not coming!" Ni Tu stopped the atmosphere in time, "What I mentioned just now is the setting poem. What is the setting poem? It's the pressure before the storytelling. The purpose is to let everyone here look at me."

Everyone laughed again.

"The opening poems have to be read out one by one. When will it be said? Everyone is here to listen to me, Ni Tu, talk about storytelling. When the word "storytelling" is mentioned, someone must ask, what is "storytelling"? Pingshu is to discuss affairs, I will tell you a story, right and wrong, justice and fairness in it."

"I'm talking about this. I don't want to do anything else. I just want to persuade people to be kind and respect morality and courtesy."

"Today, let's come to a story called "Wu Ding Silent for Three Years". The story happened in the Yin and Shang Dynasties. The nephew of Shang Wang Pangeng and the son of Shang Wang Xiaoyi was named Wu Ding. The premise of the story is that a person who has not been The king who was discovered. Since Pan Geng and Xiao Yi had a younger brother named Xiao Xin, Wu Ding's father never thought that he would become king, let alone pass the throne to his son. So , Wu Ding was not valued by the royal family when he was a child. Xiao Yi sent his son to the people, intending to let him get in touch with the lives of ordinary people."

Speaking of which, apart from Ni Tu's voice in the originally noisy restaurant, the twenty or so diners at the banquet were completely silent. They were all attracted by the story of the protagonist in the story, and their bodies and minds were deeply immersed in it, unable to extricate themselves.

"Later, due to some kind of misfortune, after Wuding's father Xiaoyi became the king, Wuding became the prince. But he seldom has activities among the royal family, and he still often goes to the people to understand the sufferings of the people and the common people. Heartfelt voice. He traveled among the people and did not reveal his status as a prince, but lived and worked with ordinary people. Therefore, he not only learned a lot of labor skills, but also developed a hardworking, brave, hard-working and simple living habit. Those years , Wu Ding really learned about the hard work and pain of the people, and also made many civilian friends.”

"Xiao Yi passed away, and Wu Ding succeeded. But he was not happy, and he often felt an invisible pressure."

"Since Pan Geng moved the capital to Anyang, the country has indeed been prosperous at the beginning. However, five or sixty years have passed, and the old habits of the princes and nobles are hard to change, and they become extravagant and licentious. The national strength accumulated over the years was quickly exhausted. At that time, the Fang Kingdom in the north of the west saw the prosperity of the Shang Kingdom, and often came to the interior to harass, and the war continued for years. For a time, there were internal troubles at home and foreign invasion abroad, and it was once prosperous The Shang Kingdom was once again in trouble. In order to find a good solution to the conflict, Wu Ding racked his brains."

"As soon as Wu Ding came to the throne, the princes and ministers who held the real power tried to influence his strategy of governing the country. Every time he went to the court, before Wu Ding could speak, they would rush out ideas and suggestions."

"Actually, they came up with bad ideas, and their purpose was to follow their ideas. In fact, they wanted to use Wu Ding as an empty emperor, a puppet in their hands."

"If they act according to their ideas, the dynasty will become more and more empty, the people will become more and more impoverished, and they themselves will become richer and richer. After hearing these ideas, Wuding felt uncomfortable. Agree with their opinions, It is certain that the country will not be governed well; if you disagree with their opinions, you will not be able to think of a good solution for a while. Besides, there is no like-minded minister around you. Wu Ding thinks over and over again, but just listens and refuses to speak. No matter what the ministers say, they just don’t Declared his position. After three years like this, there was a saying in the court that Wu Ding had not spoken for three years."

"The folks heard about it, and they all discussed it in private. According to the customs at that time, there was a saying of "Liang Yin". The so-called "Liang Yin" means that after the death of the immediate relatives, one has to live in mourning for three years. Some people say that Wu Ding just lived in mourning. As for whether it is good or bad, I can only shake my head. However, when the princes and ministers saw Wu Ding's appearance, their hearts were pounding, and they were secretly thinking about their own future."

(End of this chapter)