Datang male nanny

Chapter 23 Am I Thinking Too Much Again
Like evil, like evil, good and evil hard to pay.Leisurely and elegant, there is no way to follow.

Seeing Cheng Yaojin's pretentiousness with his own eyes, Ni Tu knew how shameless this person can be.

Early in the morning, Xiao Huangmen, who came to proclaim the decree, stood in the snow, waiting solemnly for Cheng Yaojin's Chinese army tent to be swept away.

Nearly a hundred people shoveled up the nearby ice and snow, and were carried away and pushed away, exposing the wet soil.Someone lifted a stone rammer and yelled tunes to beat the ground as hard as concrete. It is commendable that it can make a smooth surface.

Bucket after bucket of water was brought over, splashed and washed the surrounding area, and tossed the miscellaneous household items to the side.

In the end, there was nothing but a bed and an altar table in a huge tent.

What made Ni Tu almost burst out laughing was that Cheng Yaojin, who was wearing heavy armor, was carried to the altar by four soldiers including the bed board and others.Cheng Yaojin gritted his teeth and yelled, he struggled to get up from the bed, and knelt down.

Cheng Zheng and the others were all in armor and stood on both sides. When they saw Cheng Yaojin salute, they also knelt down immediately.

At this time, Xiao Huangmen's extremely fair face showed a sinister and evil smile.

He threw a scroll of imperial decree high in one hand, and walked with generous, steady and slow steps.He also yelled loudly in a shrill yet majestic voice: "Ying Tianshun, accept the order, accept Enze, and receive protection. Lu Guogong, accept the order."

The speed of speech was extremely slow, but without losing any majesty.The cadence is very rhythmic, and the person who announced the decree seems to enjoy this kind of singing.

However, when Xiao Huangmen was enjoying his own rhythm, he suddenly stared at him, and his face suddenly became white and bloodless.

Sensing this abnormality, Cheng Zheng hurriedly raised his hand, and suddenly saw Ni Tuchu standing aside, looking at the crowd with his arms folded, completely ignoring himself.

"Ni Tu, hurry up!"

Cheng Zheng lowered his voice and said sharply.

"I...I want to kneel too?" Ni Tu asked, pointing at himself.

"Bullshit, hurry up!" Cheng Zheng's face instantly turned into an eggplant, and he ordered with winks.

"coming!"

Ni Tu came to Cheng Zheng and knelt down impatiently.

"Little soldier, Ni Tu accepts the order."

The scene was extremely quiet, and even the sound of horses crunching and pouting grass a hundred meters outside the tent could be heard.

Ni Tu raised his head and saw that the little yellow gatekeeper who announced the decree had frowned his loose eyebrows into two fleshy balls.

His eyes gouged Ni Tu fiercely, and he gritted his teeth, and then restrained the urge to curse.

"Lu Guogong, accept the order."

"The minister accepts the order."

Xiao Huangmen nodded in satisfaction.

"Under the door: Duke Lu was honored as the first sage Gu Tuo, and was ordered to assist His Majesty. He worked hard day and night, with a strong crossbow and a sharp army, to protect the court. In front of him, there is an artifact of the saw, which exalts our military power of the Tang Dynasty. I am very pleased."

"Today, I'm presenting two of the best products in the world. The golden bread is like a golden jade stick, and the white jade tofu is like a delicacy."

"Because of my wind numbness, I haven't been able to eat for several days. This delicious food has satisfied my cravings. I am grateful for Duke Lu's loyalty, and I give him a golden vest."

"Remember one of Cheng Zheng's great achievements, and give him a gilt and silver crown."

"Reward Ni Tu and give him a horsewhip."

"What? A horsewhip? Great tonic! Your Majesty is really a good man, thousands of miles away, you know me?"

"Following the imperial edict is like the right, and the symbol is fulfilled."

"Thank you Lord Ron!"

"Thank you, Emperor Gaozong..." Ni Tu thought this, and when he was happy, he shouted loudly: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

Quietly, almost killing.

When Ni Tu looked up, he blushed when he saw Cheng Yaojin, and Cheng Zheng frowned as if he was thinking about something.Xiao Huangmen squinted his eyes, looking at the void in front of him, but a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Only then did Ni Tu wake up. "Long live my emperor, that's what Wu Meier used to say in the Jinluan Hall after she became the empress, 'Bang bang by the jade girl river, bang bang! bang bang! bang bang!'"

"A scheming and flattering scholar guessed Wu Zetian's mind, and shouted: "Long live in front of the Golden Luan Palace, long live! Long live! Long live!" Wu Meier was so happy when she heard this sentence , Since then, the phrase 'long live, long live, long live' has spread throughout the ruling and opposition parties."

Ni Tu knew that he was too reckless, but what he said was like water poured out and could not be taken back, so Ni Tu could only smile at everyone.

The shy Cheng Yaojin really wanted to find a crack in the ground in shame.He studied flattering all his life, but he didn't expect that he was worse than a little kid.

Cheng Yaojin sighed in his heart: "I am ashamed of myself, I am ashamed of myself! The knowledge gathered all my life is not as useful as this child's words just now. It is said that literati's rhetoric is too gorgeous, but it is not practical. But it can kill people without blood stains."

After Xiao Huangmen finished speaking, the attendants behind him brought up the rewards.

Ni Tu didn't know what the long-awaited horsewhip looked like.

An attendant smiled and said, "Wen Linlang, please accept the treasure bestowed by the Holy One."

Ni Tu rubbed his hands and said with a smile, "Okay! Okay! Treasure, Treasure! I'm coming..."

As soon as he uncovered the yellow silk and satin, Ni Tu suddenly found that there was only a horsewhip made of cowhide on the square chopping board.

"Is this the so-called horsewhip?"

"Wen Linlang, what do you think?" the little Huangmen who announced the decree asked with a smile.

"I, I thought it was a whip for beating horses. As expected, haha, haha... Bi Mawen should have this treasure! Perfect match! Perfect match!"

"Bi Mawen? Wen Linlang is really knowledgeable. What kind of management position is this? It seems that there is no current dynasty. Could it be from the previous dynasty? An official in charge of something? How high is the rank?"

"The job of a fairy is idle work!"

"Haha, what a job. Bi Mawen, sounds like an official who raises horses. It's just right for Wen Linlang's status. Wonderful! Wonderful!"

"Hehe..." Ni Tupi didn't smile, but made the attendants behind Xiaohuangmen laugh.

At this time, Jia Er came to Xiaohuangmen with a small plate of silver, and said respectfully: "Eunuch Yin, this is a little food and sleeping expenses, I hope you can accept it."

"Hehe, Duke Lu has a heart!" Xiao Huangmen waved his hand when he spoke, and an attendant behind him stepped forward to take it.

Holding the horsewhip, he watched Cheng Zheng happily tie his hair and wear a crown, as if he had won the first prize, and he was so happy that he was singing and dancing.

Cheng Yaojin did the same, still lying on the bed.

"Your acting skills can win an Oscar!" Ni Tu snorted coldly and left the tent holding his horsewhip.

In terms of being ridiculed, of course it is myself.I have worked so hard and busy, and others are either in gold jackets or silver dragon crowns, but I am the only one rewarded with a horsewhip?
"It's not that he doesn't know that I, Ni Tu, made all these things up, and it's clearly written in Lu Guogong's memorial." Ni Tu still admires Cheng Yaojin for not taking credit for it.

"Since he knew that I, Ni Tu, had such talent, and that I was the Tan Hualang whom he personally rewarded back then, he should immediately call me into the palace to worship as the prime minister. Unexpectedly, he even rewarded me with a horsewhip."

"What do you mean, Li Zhi, that I am at most worthy of being a Bi Ma Wen? How much talent can only raise horses and shovel horse manure?"

"Good job, Li Zhi! You are the top expert in the art of humiliating people!" Ni Tu gripped the handle of the horsewhip tightly, raised his arms vigorously, and slashed into the air.

It seems that the opposite is Li Zhi.

"Snapped!"

The crisp and loud voice tore through the cold air, calling out a roar of tigers and wind.

"call……"

The wind is blowing, and the snow is falling.

Looking up at the falling snowflakes, Ni Tu had the illusion that he was in a studio, and when his whip cracked, a prop master sprinkled white snow.

It's just that Bai Xue is too real.

"What kind of prop is this? It's clearly Zhenxue! This horsewhip is indeed a treasure bestowed by the Holy One! One whip will make the world feel like it?"

"Heaven-human induction? Come again!"

"Snapped!"

After the sound, the falling white crystals suddenly turned into heavy snow.

"Haha, what kind of horsewhip is this? It's a sacred object bestowed by the emperor! Lu Guogong has a sword of Shangfang, and I, Ni Tu, have a whip of Shangfang. On the top, I can whip the king and concubine, and on the bottom, I can whip the faint officials and scholars. You dudes, enjoy yourselves!" Tremble!"

"Haha, what a whip! What a whip!"

Ni Tu's happiness is so simple!
Others don't see it that way.

The soldiers in the distance stuck out their tongues at each other and said, "Wen Linlang went mad after getting the whip!"

"Scholars are humiliated like this, and everyone will go crazy."

"Brothers, congratulations, such a miracle is rare!"

(End of this chapter)