Datang male nanny

Chapter 230 What a Good Thing You Deserve
"Thousands of hammers and ten thousand chisels out the deep mountains, and the fire burns like nothing. Don't be afraid of being smashed into pieces. You must leave your great achievements in the world. Thirty thousand miles east of the river enters the sea, and five thousand mountains rise to the sky. In the laughter and happiness of the Tang Dynasty, mocking the Heavenly Palace for another year I, Ni Tu, have taken on the sacred mission bravely, and will not forget the original intention of assisting His Majesty, and will bravely march towards the distant Tianzhu Kingdom, seeking the dawn of happiness and prosperity for the court and everyone."

"Good!" Everyone cheered.

Li Zhi in the pavilion thought those verses were wonderful when he heard those verses, but Li Zhi just shook his head and stopped: "No! It doesn't rhyme, and it's not right! What is this kid doing? Is this the level of Tanhua back then?"

Wu Meier smiled when she heard about it, and said: "Your Majesty, why don't you send him to the palace today so that you can teach him some poetry and songs?"

Li Zhi nodded: "That's exactly what I mean!"

Cheng Yaojin on the side grinned secretly, and said in his heart: "These two are really not ordinary people. Let Ni Tu go to the palace and tell him that he is willing to invest money not to say anything, but to say that he should pay attention to poetry and songs to prove Ni Tu's ability to explore flowers. , It sounds high-sounding, but it is secretly enriching the private treasury, which is really brilliant! It’s just a bit shameless.”

At this time, Li Zhi added: "I still have memorials to review today, Ni Tu is a disciple of my concubine Ai, you can test and teach him on my behalf, and set the record straight!"

"Here! The concubine accepts the order!"

Cheng Yaojin's big black face became extremely red.

"Lu Guogong, why is your color so ugly?"

"Your Majesty, the old minister may be tired from standing."

"Oh, give me a seat!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Cheng Yaojin carefully chose a corner of the seat and sat down, but in his heart he was complacent about his sharp judgment.

However, within a few seconds of being happy, Cheng Yaojin became worried for Ni Tu, for fear that this child would be bullied by Empress Wu Mei.

Seeing how eloquent Ni Tu was on the stage, Cheng Yaojin finally let go of his worries.

"I think he is so smart, how could he be played by Empress Wu!"

"Don't look at his young age, he is much smarter than Zheng'er, who is a few years older than him. Tu'er's mind is really comparable to that of a person in his forties or fifties. Although he is a bit old-fashioned, you can imagine that, The suffering he suffered in those years must have been overwhelming, but it was hard for this baby."

The atmosphere was heightened to the extreme, and Ni Tu finally confessed: "Everyone, Ivory, do you want it?"

"want!"

The people in the audience were excited and responded in unison.

"Do you want spices?"

"want!"

"Do you want colored glaze from Tianzhu Kingdom?"

"want!"

"Do you want the beautiful peacock from Tianzhu?"

"Do you want the extravagant agate?"

"Do you want elegant and luxurious tulips?"

"Do you want a night pearl as big as a walnut?"

mango?banana?Tangerine?pawpaw?jackfruit?Ginseng fruit?strawberry?Crooked melons and dates?Sugarcane like a mallet, unscrupulous discoloration fruit, mangosteen with hard skin and soft inside, and the legendary geranium oil...

There is also a beautiful woman who can dance spiral dance with her belly button exposed?
"Yes! Yes! All of them! Except for men from Tianzhu Kingdom, all others!"

"Okay! Your enthusiasm is so high, you are so eager to explore the jewels that line the streets of Tianzhu, and you are so hungry to capture the beautiful and charming Tianzhu dancers. If I, Ni Tu, forcibly stop it, it will be a crime!"

Ni Tu's face turned pensive for a moment, and the people on the field suddenly became nervous and did not dare to breathe.

"Hey! So that's it! I, Ni Tushe, will sacrifice my life to satisfy everyone's wishes! Go alone, rush to the primeval jungle full of lions, tigers, wolves, and cheetahs, and give all the rare things to me. Everyone, bring them back!"

Hearing Ni Tu's bravery, many people were heartbroken and wept unceasingly.

"Dongzhu Ni is really a good man!"

"Ni Dongzhu, you are my role model!"

"Dongzhu Ni is the hero of my Tang Dynasty!"

"Dongzhu Ni is my idol!"

"Dongzhu Ni, I am willing to marry you and give birth to monkeys for you!"

Dongzhu Ni...

Hearing the sincere confession of thousands of people, Ni Tu didn't blush, but Li Zhi blushed like a monkey's butt.

"Your Majesty..." Wu Meier reminded Li Zhi softly when she saw that Li Zhi was in a bad mood.

Li Zhi sighed angrily, his chest was already heaving up and down. "This ghost boy, aren't you scolding me openly and secretly?"

Cheng Yaojin was startled when he heard that, his big eyes turned quickly, thinking about Li Zhi's true thoughts.

Wu Meier just lowered her head slightly to understand the mystery.She chuckled lightly and said: "Your Majesty, under the Putian, is it the land of the king; on the shore of the land, is it the king's ministers. This world belongs to your majesty, why bother to fight for some benefits with these people. Think about Ni Tu, you must keep that unique benefit for His Majesty, and His Majesty doesn't have to compete with these people to be jealous."

Li Zhi looked up at Wu Meier, sneered, and said, "Wu Meier, you understand, why bother talking about him!"

When Cheng Yaojin heard this, his eyes widened, and he guessed what His Majesty was thinking.

Seeing Cheng Yaojin tremble slightly, Li Zhi raised his head and asked, "Cheng Aiqing, what do you think?"

Cheng Yaojin smiled, and replied: "Your Majesty, what your mother said is right! Although Ni Tu often fights cleverly, under the old man's discipline, he dare not fart. Even if he wants to, see the old man The spanking stick has to be held back. It shows that this kid has filial piety. No matter where he goes, the best things will always remember His Majesty and Empress first, so don’t worry about this, Ni Tu will definitely give it to him. Your Majesty will bring it here first!"

Li Zhi gritted his teeth, looked at Wu Meier who nodded and smiled slightly, and snorted angrily.

"You two pretend to be me! Wu Meier, tell me!"

Wu Meier finally couldn't hold back her snort.

"Your Majesty, my concubine knows that Ni Tuming is raising funds with everyone on the surface, saying that it is good to get rich together or make a fortune together. This is what he said on the surface. He is secretly running on His Majesty. He dislikes the fact that His Majesty allocated less money to Wang Xuance. Son, but they should also understand that they are envoys, not troops sent out to fight, let alone soldiers on expeditions, how can they allocate hundreds of thousands of grain and grass to them. This is Ni Tu's fault. In the afternoon, he Come to see me, I will definitely punish him face to face, fine him a year's salary, and buy some rare goods for His Majesty, so that His Majesty will be happy."

A gratifying smile finally appeared in Li Zhi's eyes: "Damn Wang Xuance, this matter must have been tricked by his smart old man, so Wang Xuance will wait at the Tai Chi Hall immediately!"

"Here!" The leader of the Huangmen beside him hurriedly took the opportunity to jump out.

After leaving the attic, Huang Men finally straightened his sore waist, and wiped the sweat from his forehead carelessly.

The proprietor of the tea house came over to salute with a smile, and the anger Huang Men suppressed in his heart just now rushed up.Huang Men lifted his foot and kicked the proprietor of the teahouse in the crotch.

"oops!"

The proprietor of the tea house was hit by this sudden blow, he straightened up like a carp, fell to the ground and writhed back and forth in pain.

But he just let out a cry of pain, and withdrew his hand from the police department to cover his mouth, for fear that the loud noise would cause a shock, and he would be beheaded and lose his life.

One must know that he has already prepared three hundred taels for Ni Tu, he has long wanted to see the beauty of a snake-waisted woman from Tianzhu, how could he miss this good opportunity.

Seeing the embarrassment of the proprietor who was twisted like a snake on the ground, Huang Men's mood suddenly improved, and he was very happy that there were people who were worse than himself.

With a cold snort, he chuckled and went out with his hands behind his back and got into the carriage.

The shop clerk poked his head and saw that the carriage had gone far, turned his head and said softly, "Proprietor, the eunuch is gone!"

The proprietor, who had been distorted and deformed on the ground, and his face was flushed with suffocation, was immediately discouraged, jumped up from the ground, shook his clothes, and returned to normal.

(End of this chapter)