Datang male nanny
Chapter 243 Three life-saving straws
Chapter 243 A life-saving straw
A group of people left Chang'an City in mighty force, and the morale of the team was blown out for thousands of miles.
Ni Tu knew that the group traveled so far, and he didn't know if they would come back alive.
Ni Tu learned that in order to encourage everyone to participate in the journey, a large reward for joining the emperor was given.
Those who have the courage to choose to apply here are mostly poor children from families who are not rich.
Often there is not a single seedling in their family, and if they give up one seedling, in exchange for the whole family not to go hungry for three years, they naturally try their best to get a high salary.
It is indeed a single seedling. In order to treat diseases for the elderly and pay off huge foreign debts, he also squeezed his head and tried to be admitted.In this way of waiting for work at leisure, the family can be lifted out of the sea of poverty.
The boy who promised to get married early can still take advantage of the tens of days before getting married to work hard to make a baby, leaving a incense for the poor family.
People who are too poor may have received a high salary, but they can only watch their orphans die.
A pile of gold and silver was exchanged for a handful of loess to bury relatives.
The relatives are not bad, use good wood to restrain yourself, and ensure that you can vote for a good family in the next life.
After clearing up all the complicated emotions of the family, these boys rushed towards the distant and strange place without hesitation.
For them, what a place full of gold is a completely unknown dead place.
Something has already reached Ni Tu's ears.
Someone asked for a substitute card in the temple and hung it in the monastery hall, chanting scriptures every day.
If it is not possible to die, the family members or no family members rely on the villagers to come forward to complain.The monks collected the good coffins for the avatars and handed them over to their relatives for burial.
The plaque stained with my own sweat, and recited scriptures, a little remnant soul is entrusted to it. Naturally, before the burial, as long as the scriptures are recited, the souls flying far away will fly back and entrust them on the plaque. .
When Ni Tu heard this, he guarded Wang Xuance and swears: "Fart!"
As a loyal atheist, Ni Tu naturally knew that these were all nonsense.
Or the monks took the opportunity to make money.
Luxurious coffin, plus day and night chanting, this one-on-one caring service, the price cannot be lowered.
Sure enough, after asking, I found out that it was half of the money that the army gave them.
Ni Tu was so angry that he directly ordered Zhen Zhen'er to send someone to take over the temple, but was stopped by Wang Xuance.
Wang Xuance's reason was that this was already their spiritual sustenance, and if their last spiritual support was destroyed, wouldn't they be discouraged.
Ni Tu weighed one or two and let the temple go.
For spiritual sustenance, the role of temples is limited to this.
Ancient poems all stress the solemnity of seeing death as home, as if to say that traveling far is equivalent to death.
this is not good!
Ni Tu saw a soldier running over, gave a military salute, and shouted, "Report to Director Ni..."
Ni Tu frowned.
This title was bestowed by that Wang Xuance.I have no status, and the position in the government barracks is not useful in the mission, so Wang Xuance gave himself such a nondescript title.
Manager, in general, according to Wang Xuance's argument, Ni Tu is responsible for food, housing, sleeping, money, and food... Fortunately, the army has regulations that do not allow women to be brought in, or there will be an extra item - managing women , if you accidentally give birth to a child, you have to take care of the child and act as a nanny.
Even without these two items, Ni Tu felt that he was still a nanny.
Military nanny!
Nanny just nanny!
The key is that they don't know how special the name of the manager is.
They didn't know, but Ni Tu did.
"Boss, the sixty-six donkey carts have caught up safely, and there is no problem with fire, theft, or spillage!"
Ni Tu bit the bullet and listened to the boy's report, and just nodded his head when the boy turned his head and was about to flee.
Ni Tu hurriedly stopped: "You were sent by Zhen Zhener, right? From the original theater troupe?"
"Yes! It was the Parade Music Troupe at first!"
"Is it okay to sing?"
"A unique skill!"
"Okay! I'll sing one sentence and learn one sentence. After I've learned it, you teach them in groups of twenty people."
"This is no problem, please give instructions to Manager Ni!"
"That's enough! Don't be the manager! The manager is just asking Baoyuan Zhai to pay you back. If you shout too much, it will be deducted from your monthly salary!"
The boy quickly covered his mouth.
Seeing this, Ni Tu smiled slightly: "Listen up, let's start singing! Sunset and Xishan Hongxiafei, the soldiers shoot the target and return to the camp, return to the camp..."
Of course, some of the content in it has been modified by Ni Tu, for example, "The song flew to Chang'an, and the emperor was very happy when he heard it, and praised us for singing well, and praised us for being the number one in swordsmanship..."
Listening to the loud and clear song, Ni Tu felt very happy.
The soldiers sang songs at the top of their voices, trying to vent their inner fear.
Singing and singing turned out to be very happy.
Cheng Zheng galloped over and asked, "What kind of witchcraft did you use to bring these decadent soldiers back to life?"
Ni Tu glared at the speechless master, and said, "This is called magic, and it's also called medicine. It can fill a dying man with infinite fighting spirit."
Cheng Zheng laughed honestly: "Good brother! You are a resourceful manager!"
"Okay! Don't bother me! I'm tired of caring about your food, drink, and sleep, and I don't want to worry about your psychology anymore. Say what you have to say! Let go of your fart! I still need to sleep to make up for the hard work of galloping horses." Physique!"
"Brother, why are you angry? I want to ask you, how is my sister? Is she pretty?" Cheng Zheng's face was full of smugness.
When Ni Tu thought of this, he became very angry.
Looking at Cheng Zheng with blank eyes: "How is your sister? You don't have any tricks yet? It's just..."
Looking at Cheng Zheng, Ni Tu felt a little worried again.
One sorrow went down, and before I was happy for too long, a new sorrow came again.
Nephew follows uncle!
A daughter should be with the mother, but if a boy is born... Facing the uncle in front of him, Ni Tu imagined that he would lead a son who looked like this guy in the future, and he even wanted to die.
"What's wrong with you brother, don't you plan to marry my sister? Why don't you like my sister?" Cheng Zheng was a little anxious.
"Don't tell me that you kissed me with my sister at that time, I was just playing a joke! I could see it. Not only I saw it, but the whole Cheng family saw it! If you intend to deceive my sister , holding the girl's appetite in vain, causing her to think about it day and night, but in the end you don't agree, and I will kill you when the time comes!"
Ni Tu looked at the frizzy guy and said, "Uncle, don't get excited! I'm just worried that there is a good sentence..."
"Hey, big uncle? You know the current affairs! By the way, what do you say?"
"My nephew follows my uncle, my children will follow you more in the future..."
"Haha..." Cheng Zheng was delighted when he heard this.
"It would be great to follow me! When the time comes, your child will be my child, and I will regard it as my own!"
Ni Tu curled his lips, sighed annoyedly, and said, "Sleep!"
As Ni Tu said, he got down from the passenger seat, got into the sedan chair, lay flat, straightened his body and let out a long, lazy wail.
Riding on the horse, Cheng Zheng, whose body was about to fall apart due to the bumps, curled his mouth enviously and continued to run towards the soldiers who were singing enthusiastically.
He also wants to join the singing group with a simple and honest voice.
You can't drink alcohol during the march, and this song instantly turned into spirit wine, watering and nourishing everyone's hearts.
(End of this chapter)
A group of people left Chang'an City in mighty force, and the morale of the team was blown out for thousands of miles.
Ni Tu knew that the group traveled so far, and he didn't know if they would come back alive.
Ni Tu learned that in order to encourage everyone to participate in the journey, a large reward for joining the emperor was given.
Those who have the courage to choose to apply here are mostly poor children from families who are not rich.
Often there is not a single seedling in their family, and if they give up one seedling, in exchange for the whole family not to go hungry for three years, they naturally try their best to get a high salary.
It is indeed a single seedling. In order to treat diseases for the elderly and pay off huge foreign debts, he also squeezed his head and tried to be admitted.In this way of waiting for work at leisure, the family can be lifted out of the sea of poverty.
The boy who promised to get married early can still take advantage of the tens of days before getting married to work hard to make a baby, leaving a incense for the poor family.
People who are too poor may have received a high salary, but they can only watch their orphans die.
A pile of gold and silver was exchanged for a handful of loess to bury relatives.
The relatives are not bad, use good wood to restrain yourself, and ensure that you can vote for a good family in the next life.
After clearing up all the complicated emotions of the family, these boys rushed towards the distant and strange place without hesitation.
For them, what a place full of gold is a completely unknown dead place.
Something has already reached Ni Tu's ears.
Someone asked for a substitute card in the temple and hung it in the monastery hall, chanting scriptures every day.
If it is not possible to die, the family members or no family members rely on the villagers to come forward to complain.The monks collected the good coffins for the avatars and handed them over to their relatives for burial.
The plaque stained with my own sweat, and recited scriptures, a little remnant soul is entrusted to it. Naturally, before the burial, as long as the scriptures are recited, the souls flying far away will fly back and entrust them on the plaque. .
When Ni Tu heard this, he guarded Wang Xuance and swears: "Fart!"
As a loyal atheist, Ni Tu naturally knew that these were all nonsense.
Or the monks took the opportunity to make money.
Luxurious coffin, plus day and night chanting, this one-on-one caring service, the price cannot be lowered.
Sure enough, after asking, I found out that it was half of the money that the army gave them.
Ni Tu was so angry that he directly ordered Zhen Zhen'er to send someone to take over the temple, but was stopped by Wang Xuance.
Wang Xuance's reason was that this was already their spiritual sustenance, and if their last spiritual support was destroyed, wouldn't they be discouraged.
Ni Tu weighed one or two and let the temple go.
For spiritual sustenance, the role of temples is limited to this.
Ancient poems all stress the solemnity of seeing death as home, as if to say that traveling far is equivalent to death.
this is not good!
Ni Tu saw a soldier running over, gave a military salute, and shouted, "Report to Director Ni..."
Ni Tu frowned.
This title was bestowed by that Wang Xuance.I have no status, and the position in the government barracks is not useful in the mission, so Wang Xuance gave himself such a nondescript title.
Manager, in general, according to Wang Xuance's argument, Ni Tu is responsible for food, housing, sleeping, money, and food... Fortunately, the army has regulations that do not allow women to be brought in, or there will be an extra item - managing women , if you accidentally give birth to a child, you have to take care of the child and act as a nanny.
Even without these two items, Ni Tu felt that he was still a nanny.
Military nanny!
Nanny just nanny!
The key is that they don't know how special the name of the manager is.
They didn't know, but Ni Tu did.
"Boss, the sixty-six donkey carts have caught up safely, and there is no problem with fire, theft, or spillage!"
Ni Tu bit the bullet and listened to the boy's report, and just nodded his head when the boy turned his head and was about to flee.
Ni Tu hurriedly stopped: "You were sent by Zhen Zhener, right? From the original theater troupe?"
"Yes! It was the Parade Music Troupe at first!"
"Is it okay to sing?"
"A unique skill!"
"Okay! I'll sing one sentence and learn one sentence. After I've learned it, you teach them in groups of twenty people."
"This is no problem, please give instructions to Manager Ni!"
"That's enough! Don't be the manager! The manager is just asking Baoyuan Zhai to pay you back. If you shout too much, it will be deducted from your monthly salary!"
The boy quickly covered his mouth.
Seeing this, Ni Tu smiled slightly: "Listen up, let's start singing! Sunset and Xishan Hongxiafei, the soldiers shoot the target and return to the camp, return to the camp..."
Of course, some of the content in it has been modified by Ni Tu, for example, "The song flew to Chang'an, and the emperor was very happy when he heard it, and praised us for singing well, and praised us for being the number one in swordsmanship..."
Listening to the loud and clear song, Ni Tu felt very happy.
The soldiers sang songs at the top of their voices, trying to vent their inner fear.
Singing and singing turned out to be very happy.
Cheng Zheng galloped over and asked, "What kind of witchcraft did you use to bring these decadent soldiers back to life?"
Ni Tu glared at the speechless master, and said, "This is called magic, and it's also called medicine. It can fill a dying man with infinite fighting spirit."
Cheng Zheng laughed honestly: "Good brother! You are a resourceful manager!"
"Okay! Don't bother me! I'm tired of caring about your food, drink, and sleep, and I don't want to worry about your psychology anymore. Say what you have to say! Let go of your fart! I still need to sleep to make up for the hard work of galloping horses." Physique!"
"Brother, why are you angry? I want to ask you, how is my sister? Is she pretty?" Cheng Zheng's face was full of smugness.
When Ni Tu thought of this, he became very angry.
Looking at Cheng Zheng with blank eyes: "How is your sister? You don't have any tricks yet? It's just..."
Looking at Cheng Zheng, Ni Tu felt a little worried again.
One sorrow went down, and before I was happy for too long, a new sorrow came again.
Nephew follows uncle!
A daughter should be with the mother, but if a boy is born... Facing the uncle in front of him, Ni Tu imagined that he would lead a son who looked like this guy in the future, and he even wanted to die.
"What's wrong with you brother, don't you plan to marry my sister? Why don't you like my sister?" Cheng Zheng was a little anxious.
"Don't tell me that you kissed me with my sister at that time, I was just playing a joke! I could see it. Not only I saw it, but the whole Cheng family saw it! If you intend to deceive my sister , holding the girl's appetite in vain, causing her to think about it day and night, but in the end you don't agree, and I will kill you when the time comes!"
Ni Tu looked at the frizzy guy and said, "Uncle, don't get excited! I'm just worried that there is a good sentence..."
"Hey, big uncle? You know the current affairs! By the way, what do you say?"
"My nephew follows my uncle, my children will follow you more in the future..."
"Haha..." Cheng Zheng was delighted when he heard this.
"It would be great to follow me! When the time comes, your child will be my child, and I will regard it as my own!"
Ni Tu curled his lips, sighed annoyedly, and said, "Sleep!"
As Ni Tu said, he got down from the passenger seat, got into the sedan chair, lay flat, straightened his body and let out a long, lazy wail.
Riding on the horse, Cheng Zheng, whose body was about to fall apart due to the bumps, curled his mouth enviously and continued to run towards the soldiers who were singing enthusiastically.
He also wants to join the singing group with a simple and honest voice.
You can't drink alcohol during the march, and this song instantly turned into spirit wine, watering and nourishing everyone's hearts.
(End of this chapter)
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