Datang male nanny

Chapter 256 Waiting for the Rabbit to Come
In the afterglow of the evening.

Standing on the peak of the highest mountain in the snow field, Ni Tu sneezed several times in succession.

Cheng Zheng took a few steps back in disgust and looked at him.

"What's the matter, little brother-in-law?"

Cheng Zheng's affection for Ni Tu has grown further since he wrote a letter from home, informing his mother that he would personally propose the marriage, and that he recognized Ni Tu and Cheng Huahua's marriage.

He felt that from now on, he had to take good care of this little brother-in-law to prevent him from being killed, murdered, or taken away by robbers.

Ni Tu didn't like this clingy and annoying guy very much, but now he was bound and cared for more and more tightly, so he reluctantly let him play freely.

"When a person sneezes, scolds, thinks, and catches a cold, brother, if you choose, which one would you choose?"

Ni Tu asked with a glance.

"Let me choose, I will choose the second one, thinking, some little lady must miss me again."

Ni Tu nodded, agreeing with Cheng Zheng, an idealistic optimist.

"Then which one do you choose?"

"I'll choose the first one, and the ministers in the court must be attacking me fiercely again!"

"Don't care about shit! Whatever you want, we should do whatever we want."

"Also... Lu Dongzan of Tubo must have sworn to the sky that he will cut off my head!" Ni Tu said with a sneer.

"How do you know?" The second monk Cheng Zhengzhang was puzzled.

Ni Tu stretched out his finger and pointed to a thick puff of wolf smoke rising in the distance.

"Look, the coordinates are the direction of Tubo Kingdom." Ni Tu sucked his thumb, held it high in the air, and continued: "Northwest wind is three degrees, the wind direction is [-] degrees, and the firepower is increased by [-]%. It can be accurate." Strike...boom!"

Cheng Zheng looked at the gibberish guy in front of him and became even more puzzled.

"Brother-in-law, what are you talking about? What firepower, what bomb?"

Ni Tu squinted at the wolf smoke in the distance, and said, "Do you want to let Tang's cavalry ride all over the world?"

"Think about it, think about it too much! I wish that all the good places in the world belong to our Datang."

Ni Tu nodded.

"This time when we go to Tianzhu, we will first use Tianzhu to test the crowbar. When we return, I will give Datang a strong ship and cannon, which will shock the whole world."

"Sturdy ships and sharp guns? What is a gun?"

"The cannon is boom!"

"Cannon is boom? By mouth blowing? Mouth cannon? Okay! Boom!"

"boom!"

"boom!"

The two of them were like lunatics, bluffing on the top of the mountain.

The soldiers standing not far away looked at the two, very worried that they would lose their minds and jump off the cliff.

So, they watched the two more closely.

under the moonlight.

The night wind is getting tighter.

Especially in this place where there is no shelter everywhere, a small wind blows across the plains and gathers at the mouth of the narrow valley, which can blow the thousands of hanging heads around.

Apart from the sound of the wind, everything around was very quiet.

Two hundred cavalry came galloping silently from the wilderness like descending from the sky.

Cheng Zheng, who was hiding in the ditch, stared at the group of troops on the open field below the mountain without blinking, and asked angrily: "This group of bird thieves, I really don't know what they are wrapped in the horse's hoof, so they can't tell at all. Come on."

"If brother wants to know, I will show mercy and leave a few alive."

"Okay! Catch me a good horse. Last time I couldn't pick a satisfactory horse out of a thousand horses. I was almost exhausted after running a few horses. I don't know if my horse will In this one."

"Brother, can you tell the truth?"

"Say!"

"you are too fat!"

……

A group of people down the valley came to a position 300 meters in front of the valley and suddenly stagnated.

The moon was bright and the wind was high, and I saw a large black area of ​​this group of people, standing quietly in the darkness, motionless.

Cheng Zheng didn't understand what these people were going to do, so he scratched his head anxiously.

The ambushing soldiers of all ranks stayed in the deep cave one after another, looking at the group of people down the mountain through the cat's eyes, while waiting for the bell to ring for action.

The group of people at the bottom of the valley divided a hundred archers into the surrounding mountains with their bows and arrows.

A pair of twenty riders strode heavily on the road ahead, jumping, crushing, and trampling fiercely back and forth, trying to break the trap with minimal sacrifice.

With the rolling back and forth, it gradually penetrates into the narrow road of the mountain stream.

The large troop quietly watched the twenty pairs of men and horses trample the road out of the flying dust, and did not see any abnormalities on the ground, so they slowly led the team to squirm forward a little bit.

Cheng Zheng, who was lying in the ditch and watching all this through cat ear holes, cursed in a low voice.

"These chicken thieves actually came up with such a ghostly way to deal with the trap! Fortunately, my brother-in-law modified the trap and did not make a fuss on the ground, but made a fuss on both sides of the mountain stream."

Seeing this situation, many rank captains and soldiers expressed their sincere admiration for Ni Tu.

"Director Ni has a great plan!"

"If you continue to use the last road to dig holes, you still have to break the defense for these chicken thieves."

"Fortunately, we found another way and put the trap aside!"

If it is said that the last time they defeated the Tubo people, they relied on the right time and place, but everyone just took Ni Tu's methods for granted.But this time, Ni Tu's meticulous layout convinced the two thousand Tang soldiers.

Everyone's admiration for Ni Tu rose leisurely.

But for Wang Xuance, he slept soundly in the solid and warm tunnel.

Since the last time I wrote the victory memorial and went back, I got the news. His Majesty only praised him a few times symbolically, but more rewards were given to this boy Ni Tu.

The dissatisfaction in Wang Xuance's heart suddenly evaporated.

No matter how great a person is abroad, he should never bring a monk from India back to the Tang Dynasty.

Bring it back, just bring it back, just in time for the first emperor to die.

Look how lucky you are.

The responsibility for poisoning the first emperor was completely borne by himself.

However, all the meritorious deeds of all ages have turned into a wisp of green smoke and ascended to immortality.

But he was scolded by the world with a bad old man who burns fire sticks, and His Majesty Ming Lier also followed the trend of the world, and he was not warm to him in every way, and he didn't want to see him.

The other great generals conquered the north and the south, and what they created was a great reputation and the prosperity of the family. As for him, he had no record but was as miserable as a bereaved dog.

Being cheated by an old monk and nun has such a bad reputation that even the dogs on the street hate it.

Bearing the ups and downs of the entire family, Wang Xuance could only muster up his courage and go to Tianzhu again to see if he could regain his luck.

At the beginning, Ni Tu's smartness made him jealous.But gradually he figured it out.

Even if Ni Tu's contribution is great, when he triumphs, he will be able to enter the palace to receive the reward, and he will be indispensable.

Think about the hardships of going to Tianzhu for the first time, and then look at the present, just as Ni Tu said at the beginning: it should be a trip.

Because going west is also a pleasure of roaming, so this trip is called Journey to the West.

(End of this chapter)