Datang male nanny

Chapter 3 The boy can sell for a good price
Ni Tu ran forward for a mile, and found that he had lost track.Dense snow has already covered the ruts and horseshoe prints.

Originally wearing the thin to death.The big gown was used as a stretcher for others, and there were only fewer small gowns left on them.

It is expected that if this continues, he will be frozen to death.

After searching around, there was nothing to keep warm.Suddenly, I thought of the baggage I had abandoned in the deep ditch.

Ni Tu ran back frantically, jumped into the deep ditch without hesitation, dug out the bundle from the thick snow, hugged it tightly in his arms like a life-saving straw.

People are afraid of being given an unusually great hope and then encountering a great disappointment.Ni Tu walked in the snowfield step by step.What he wants most at the moment is to find a hole in the earth and go into hibernation like a snake, mouse, and roe deer, even if he never has to wake up again.

He just needs a warmth right now.

I wove a big bamboo hat out of withered vines and weeds and put it on, but I still couldn't feel the warmth.

The big snowflakes are caught by the hair and eyebrows one by one, so don't worry about it.

Your feet have already been numb from the cold of the snow, so don't worry about it.

But those tragic scenes, as well as the ex-wife and children who can no longer see each other, were like a knife piercing Ni Tu's heart, making him feel bad.

"Frozen me to death! God, let Xue'er rain more violently, and bury me on the spot! Bury!" Ni Tu waved his arms and shouted loudly.

"Duo, duo, duo!" In the jungle, there was the sound of cutting trees, and it was getting closer.

Some people kept shouting and cursing loudly: "A bunch of gods! Are you still not breastfeeding? Take out the strength of tigers and leopards when you entered the bridal chamber, and use your strong arms to swing the axes in your hands. Bring down this dense forest as soon as possible!"

Someone protested: "Wang Duizheng, even if you bring in all of Cheng Xiaowei's Shangfu soldiers, you may not be able to cut down this large forest, let alone we are still a team of Xiafu soldiers. Birdman, there is not enough to feed the wolves, and to cut down such a large forest, there is a deadline of one day, isn't this obviously cheating us?"

"That's right! Duizheng Wang, did you put little lady Nalan to bed? Otherwise, why would the captain give us a problem!" The other boy yelled like this, causing everyone to burst into laughter.

"Miss Nalan? She looks like that. Marrying her home and throwing the kang head can ward off evil spirits. Taking her out for a walk in the middle of the night can scare away ghosts. If they encounter bandits who robbed their way, they can correct their evil ways and start a new life!"

"Haha..." Everyone laughed, very happily.

"Fuck you! Poor farmer, you know how to chew your tongue! I will kick your ass into eight pieces!" Wang Dui was yelling violently, as if throwing up his flying legs, chasing a group of people to vent their anger.

The painful cries of those boys came from the jungle, and everyone laughed again.

"Great!" Ni Tu was very excited.When I came to Datang, I had never seen what a real Fubing looked like, but now my eyes were opened.

Apart from feasting his eyes, what excites Ni Tu the most is that the Fubing is under Zuo Wuwei and returned to Cheng Yaojin's jurisdiction.Who is Datang's thick thighs?Cheng Zhijie is none other than Cheng Zhijie.With the help of the Fubing, he broke into the officialdom in Chang'an, and with his talents that are different from ordinary people, he will definitely be able to show his talents in this prosperous age of the Tang Dynasty.

But what kind of feat should I use to break into this group of strangers and gain their approval?
Ni Tu walked towards the direction of the voice, and listened carefully to their conversation, whether there was any place where he could make use of his strengths.

"Hey! You guys, you must work harder today. If you don't cut down a thousand trees in a day, I will only be hit by a military stick. I have rough skin and thick flesh. A few hits will be enough to scratch my itch, but You will suffer, not only will you have to pay a fine but also make up this year’s taxes as usual, it’s not worth it!” Dui Zheng’s voice softened a lot, and his words were full of helplessness.

Someone took over: "Our government soldiers are raised by maidservants. You see, the imperial court doesn't care about us at all. We cultivate crops at three times, rule the military at one time, serve the people in peacetime, and serve as soldiers in wartime. On the battlefield, there is still a rule that "soldiers don't know generals, generals don't know soldiers". The generals don't care about us at all. On the battlefield, the most dangerous temptations are our jobs. The whole thing is the meat shields of their left and right guards. shield."

"Of course, working for the imperial court is a matter of course. Who let us enjoy the preferential treatment of tax exemption. But look at our fate, and look at others. We are not as good as beggars. Except for heavy weapons, the imperial court provides them. We have to bring our own wealth and carry our own food on our backs, what kind of thing is this!"

The man catered to the tone and chopped the ax on the tree trunk.The strength became stronger and stronger, as if he was holding the tree as an object to vent his anger.

"What else do you not want to be satisfied with? The military exploits brought back from the bloody battles on the frontier will make you happy for a lifetime, and your children will also enjoy the blessings. What do you want?" Wang Dui was chopping the side of the tree with an ax In response, all the strength in one breath was spent on cutting the tree, and the words were intermittent.

"Going to the battlefield? It's right to die in battle. But what about us, we are suffering in this mountain nest! Yesterday we pulled fifty carts of grain and ran for a hundred miles, but today we were dragged to Cutting down trees in this poor mountain valley, cutting down trees, cutting down trees within a day, isn’t this going to kill us all?” The kid started to cry as he spoke.

"Okay, son of a bitch, why are you crying like a bitch!" Wang Duizheng stepped forward and kicked him again, making the boy's cry tremble.

"I finally borrowed this ax from the lieutenant. It is the fastest sharp weapon at the moment. The lieutenant is kind and even called the blacksmith to come. I am afraid that the blade of the ax will not be fast, or it will be damaged, which will delay the military affairs. Other than that, is there any other good way? Well, everyone, hurry up and work hard, and cut down the whole mountain!" Wang Duizheng's words were clearly powerless.

After that, only the sonorous and powerful chisel was left, mixed with sighs.

Ni Tu thought for a while, and felt that it was his chance to show off his talents, so he nodded and walked towards the crowd.

Someone heard footsteps and looked up.But the axes in their hands did not mean to stop.

Ni Tu was a little surprised when he first saw them, but seeing that they were dressed in the same clothes as ordinary people, except for a leather armor, he didn't think it was novel.

It's just that when they saw Ni Tu, they found it strange.A poor boy with white face is actually wearing a reed mat woven with thatch, he is as ridiculous as he wants.

"Hey! Where did you come from, little bastard? Why don't you stay at home and help the lady warm the bed, what are you doing here? This is the land of the army! Idlers are not allowed to enter! Hahaha!" Wang Dui was a bearded man. I was scolding Ni Tu not to come forward, but I didn't expect that the more I looked at him, the more amusing I found it.

Wang Dui was laughing like this, how could everyone hold back, they all burst into laughter.Someone actually laughed so hard that he lost his strength, dropped the ax on the ground, squatted down with his hands on his stomach, and saliva dripped from his mouth.

Ni Tu just stood there in embarrassment but still complacently, making them laugh with majesty.

Ni Tu felt that such an opening statement was a bit interesting.It's better than using a strange face to top off the cold face.I accidentally became the butt of their jokes, which naturally helped a lot in terms of affinity.

Being ridiculed by others, I am not angry but cheerful, this may be the thick black ability that Ni Tu has cultivated in his previous life.

When everyone had had enough laughing, Ni Tu asked politely: "Brothers, I'm afraid you won't be able to cut down trees like this until you die."

Wang Duizheng stared at him suddenly, his anger rose, he stepped forward and grabbed Ni Tu's neck, angrily said: "Boy, why are you cursing people? See if I don't beat you to death!"

"Brother, calm down! Brother, calm down!" Ni Tu waved his hands again and again, explaining: "I mean, why don't you use a saw? As long as you use a saw, each of you can knock down a tree in twenty breaths of effort." , it’s not like you now, it takes a quarter of an hour for both of you to cut down a tree.”

"What? A saw? What is a saw?" Wang Duizheng frowned and asked angrily.

"Brother doesn't even know how to saw?" Ni Tu was a little puzzled. Wasn't Lu Ban, the ancestor of carpenters, a great figure in the Spring and Autumn Period?After hundreds of years, haven't his inventions spread to the world?
Looking at the puzzled expressions of the people in front of him, Ni Tu suddenly felt that Lu Ban might not have done so much. It is just that the hardworking people in my Great China concentrated all their collective creations and inventions on him, and used his reputation to publicize their inventions. .

As the so-called tracing back to the origin, it is used to explain that the saw was born early, and the great achievements of the saints are convenient for future generations to worship.

The stories about his inventions and creations in later generations are actually the stories of all Chinese working people when they invented and created.Luban's name has actually become a symbol of the wisdom of the ancient working people.

This is like the dragon is the totem of the Chinese people. No one has seen its majestic appearance, but people can list the image characteristics of the dragon into nine types: head like a cow, eyes like shrimp, mouth like a donkey, belly like a snake, scales Like a fish, feet like a phoenix, whiskers like a man, ears like an elephant.This is the crystallization of collective wisdom of mankind.

After figuring this out, Ni Tu can finally open up to fool people with confidence.

Ni Tu took out a jackknife from his arms, pulled out a long saw blade, found a branch as thick as a wrist, and began to quickly saw it under the eyes of everyone.

After a short while, Ni Tu sawed the long branches into a pile of small stakes.

Ni Tu raised his head triumphantly, ready to accept everyone's adoring gaze.He looked up, only to see Wang Dui's angry face with frowning eyebrows and clenched teeth.

Ni Tu was so frightened that he stood up and took a step back.

Wang Dui was snatching away the jackknife, sawing a few times on a big tree, seeing the little sawdust and shallow grooves, and shouted angrily: "You kid, this is a joke on us!" Is there such a slap-sized bastard who wants to saw this large forest?"

As soon as Team Wang finished speaking, he threw the jackknife on the snow.

Only then did Ni Tu realize that they all misunderstood him.

Ni Tu smiled slightly, and clasped his fists back: "How dare you tease everyone, little brother? I am a disciple of Helao's mount in Penglai Xiandao, but when Helao went to Mount Tai to ask for immortality, he died in the Jade Emperor Hall at the top of Mount Tai. Go. When I was promoted to immortality, my master told me to go to Chang'an, and use the spells he taught all his life to relieve the suffering of the people, relieve the hardships of wars, accumulate ninety-nine and eighty-one merits, support me in the Tang Dynasty, and make a fortune. I So I wandered around, I didn't expect to be lucky enough to come here today, and when I heard the laments of a few people, I kindly rescued them, how could I have the intention of making fun of everyone? As the saying goes, helping others is helping yourself, brothers, don't blame little brother."

A big man stepped up and picked up the small gadget on the ground, with a look of disdain: "You didn't mean to make fun of us? Such a small guy, it bends when it is hit by a big tree, how can you cut it?" So much wood? A joke!"

Ni Tu didn't rush, and hurried back: "Everyone, don't worry, watch me create a spell." Then he clasped his fists at Wang Duizheng and asked, "Dare to ask Wang Duizheng, do you have a blacksmith here?"

"Yes! What do you want to do?"

"Just call, and I will tell him how to create a benefit for everyone."

Dui Wang looked at Ni Tu up and down several times as if looking at a fool.

At this time, a skinny guy came up and said, "Captain Wang, don't pay attention to this kid, he was obviously sent by the elder grandson to play tricks on us. Look, it's getting late, don't hurry up!" I am afraid that today's wood will not be able to complete the task."

Dui Wang was very annoyed when he heard this, his brows were furrowed, and he suddenly stared at Ni Tu fiercely: "Listen to him, call the blacksmith!"

Ni Tu proudly added: "Bring a pen and paper again!"

Wang Duizheng waved his hand: "Listen to him!" After giving the order, he looked Ni Tu up and down and said, "Don't play tricks on me, boy, if you really came to play tricks on us, you don't want to leave. Stay here and cut down this forest for me, otherwise, hehe!"

Wang Duizheng finally found a breakthrough to vent his anger, everyone burst into laughter when they heard it, the laughter was so unscrupulous and hearty.

Ni Tu was not angry either, and chuckled lightly: "Oh, this brother really knows how to catch strong men on the spot. No problem, if you tell me to cut down these three hills, I can do it too!"

After Ni Tu finished speaking, he glanced at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, with his hands behind his back, looking like a proud officer.

In the eyes of everyone, this guy covered in thatch is as funny as he can be.

It's so awesome, I almost laughed out my teeth.

Everyone burst into flattery and laughter from the bottom of their hearts.

The craftsman came, as if he was going to hit someone with a hammer.The clerk also brought the pen and paper, as if to see his jokes.

Ni Tu was drawing lines on the paper, and the more Wang Dui looked at it, the more he felt that Ni Tu who was scribbling was a big liar, or a mentally abnormal idiot!

"I'll make you cry later!" Dui Wang was rubbing his chin, thinking to himself, but looking at Ni Tu's thin arms and legs, he felt that it was a pity that he couldn't cut down many trees.However, this kid's appearance is not bad. The old bustard of Yuefenglou is trying to find a male servant. This kid may suit her taste very well, and he will definitely sell for a good price!
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