Datang male nanny

Chapter 32 Please stay to buy road money
One master and one minister, one word and one answer.

"After he won the list, his fate was originally going to be short-lived, but he didn't expect his fate to be tampered with suddenly and he survived."

"Oh? Is there such a strange thing? It's really strange!"

"After he was kicked out of the house by the Cui family, he was originally frozen to death in the wilderness. Unexpectedly, he suddenly turned into a very strong luck."

"Strange! How strange!"

"Later, his fate was up and down."

"How come good times and bad times?"

"For example, he was favored to the sky at that time, but at this moment, the old minister counted, and he has been pinched and passed out."

"Is there really such a rare thing? Come on, go to Lu Guogong's camp and check on a Wen Linlang named Ni Tu, what's the situation now, and what was the situation an hour ago." Li Zhi sent someone there with great interest. Check it out.

"Here!"

Deep in the Qinling Mountains.

The Laoyu River, which has been bustling for two days, regained its tranquility.

Inside the tent, Ni Tu was lying on the kang stretched out, breathing in but not out.

Doctor Tang Ji was using moxibustion needles to prick Ni Tu's bruised neck.

Ni Tuzhen was worried that doctor Tang Ji would accidentally puncture the main artery, and then he might be able to return to his original place.

After some trembling operations by doctor Tang Ji, he applied sticky plasters on Ni Tu's neck.

For such an image, Ni Tu worried that he would be frozen in this plaster before long, turning into a plaster mummy, a clay-like terracotta warrior.

"Master Tang, let me teach you a method. In this way, you won't waste too much plaster, and you won't reduce the efficacy of the plaster due to rapid loss of water."

Ni Tu's method is naturally a plaster that was often used in the previous life.

For this way of sticking plasters, Tang Jiyi suddenly became interested, and even kept making them, and kept greeting Ni Tu.

It took three quarters of an hour to wrap Ni Tu tightly.

Even his face was covered up, only showing two nostrils for breathing, two eyes for staring at people fiercely, and one mouth for swearing.

Cheng Yaojin who woke up felt ashamed to see Ni Tu, but in the end he let Cheng Zheng pass the message.

After Ni Tu heard about it, his mood suddenly plummeted.

"Ah Weng said to betroth your sister to me?"

"Yeah, my uncle's sister, this is not bad."

"What does she look like?"

"It's not that good, it's worse than me."

Ni Tu looked at Cheng Zheng in front of him, he was tall and thick, his mouth was upturned, and his head was as big as a pig's head, and his chest felt very tight.

"How strong is your sister?"

"Strong! Tie eight cows together, and she can pull them backwards and run."

"what!"

"How's your sister's appetite?"

"No way! You can only finish five bowls of rice at a time. If you still want to eat, you have to wait for a cup of tea. After doing this three times, she can still have extra meals."

"what!"

"Brother, I want to ask you something."

"Say!"

"Can I escape?"

"No! Ah Weng said earlier that government soldiers are also soldiers. If they run away privately, they are deserters. If they are caught, they will be killed immediately."

"Ah! I'll just die!"

"Don't be happy, don't be happy, soon you will be able to meet her as you wish. Ah Weng has already repaired a book and sent it back to Chang'an City."

"Can I be disfigured?"

"That's not necessary, my sister will do it for you. When I was young, I often wrestled with her. Every time she couldn't fall, she would scratch my face with her long nails, making me look like a beggar. Brother, you What's the matter? Don't be so happy, you're rolling your eyes!"

"Pull me out, I want to go out to get some air, chest tightness, shortness of breath, I'm depressed."

"What is depression?"

"There is a kind of depression called marrying your sister."

On the high hillside, there is an extremely wide avenue in front of you.

The field of vision is particularly wide.

Especially today is the rare fine weather after the snow and the first clear sky, and the vision can reach hundreds of miles.

Under a persimmon tree, two guys were standing, leaning against the tree trunk, and one guy was lying on the shoulder, his limbs were limply paralyzed, with only a few breaths left to linger.

"I said, brother, I was just kidding with you just now, don't take it seriously. My sister is not as good as I said just now!"

Regarding the first half of the sentence, Ni Tu finally regained his breath, but after hearing the second half, Ni Tu almost immediately supported himself to stand up, jumped down the slope and fell to his death.

"Hahaha……"

Seeing Ni Tu's embarrassment, Cheng Zheng and Jia Er were delighted from ear to ear.

"Dingling, Dangling, Dingling, Dangling..." A team of hundreds of people came from the distance of the avenue.

There are carriages, guards of soldiers, and a very luxurious car at the end.

"Look! The salt team of Changsun's family! They were the ones who beat us last time!"

"Bad luck! So it was brought by these damn unlucky ghosts!" Ni Tu cursed, venting the anger in his heart.

Cheng Zheng and Jia Eryi looked at each other in blank dismay.This scolding sounds familiar.

Cheng Zheng admired him in his heart, and said in his heart, "Sure enough, he is my good brother of Cheng Zheng. He even swears in the same way as me, good! Good!"

Jia Er felt that Ni Tu's younger brother was honest and trustworthy, and he was indeed one of his own.

"Brothers, use the knife, follow my brother and I will kill them!" Ni Tu said, taking off all the plaster on his face, standing up and yelling at the pedestrians far away on the avenue.

"Brother, are you alright?" Cheng Zheng asked wonderingly.

"Bullshit! What can I do! Quick! Carriages and swords! Fuck 'em!"

Cheng Zheng and Jia Er also became interested when Ni Tu vented his release.

"Okay! Let's go! Lead the whole army to kill these dogs!"

Cheng Zheng's appeal was indeed huge, and three men and two horses stopped the salt transport team of the eldest grandson's family.

"Catch! This mountain was opened for me, and this tree was planted for me. If I want to pass by, I will save money to buy roads!" Cheng Zheng resumed Cheng Yaojin's old business with a big axe, and suddenly felt majestic and arrogant.

The soldiers escorting the salt team hula rushed to the front and greeted the three of them head-on.

"Crack, crack, crack!" A person squeezed out from behind the line, clapping his hands and laughing.

"What a little tortoise who robs the road of wealth."

This person is obviously Changsun Jing.After he won the post of "Prince Washing Horses" promised by Changsun Wuji, he still followed Changsun Wuji's instructions to do a good job of supervising the production of salt and escorting the cart.

For this reason, Changsun Jing gave up all thoughts of going to the flower house to drink flower wine, and devoted all his attention to the saltworks, concentrating on making salt.

It was the time when the spring breeze was in full swing, and I saw Jia Er who was beaten away by his own people last time, and there was another person sitting upright behind him.

That person was Ni Tu whose neck was covered with plaster.

The two of them rode a horse together, so he couldn't ride a horse, or Cheng Zheng lacked horses.

Such an unbearable scene!
Changsun Jing seemed to have seen a ridiculous scene: After a while, the three of them were beaten and rolled all over the ground by their own people, kowtowed for mercy, and then fled in a panic.

Thinking of this, Changsun Jing couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Cheng Zheng, Ni Tu and Jia Er looked at each other, suddenly raised the axe, and shouted: "You grandson, what are you laughing at! Are you crazy?"

(End of this chapter)