Datang male nanny

Chapter 35 Who is the Big Thief and the Little Thief?
Cheng Yaojin in the camp almost exploded his lungs.

He slapped the cases all at once, making Cheng Zheng, who was standing by and serving, tremble all over in fright.

"Ah Weng, what did His Majesty say in the memorial?"

"This is a memorial to His Majesty by that old man Changsun Wuji. He actually sued the old man. He said that the old man condoned you to plunder the official salt, lawlessness, and privately raising government soldiers, and raising tigers. Thief, protect the bandits. I don’t understand, the old man agrees with the first few lines, but who are the bandits and bandits in the back?”

When Cheng Zheng heard this, his eyes widened, revealing the whites of his eyes.

"Ah! What he said... ah! He made it up!"

Ni Tu and Jia Er, who were lying on the stretcher beside them, lowered their heads and hid their smiles.

Fortunately, they didn't take the soldiers with them, otherwise the reputation of the little devil king would have spread throughout the barracks.

This mountain was opened for me, and this tree was planted by me. If I want to pass by here, I will leave money to buy roads.

With that beard fluttering in disorder, and that mighty posture, he was like a big bandit.

Cheng Yaojin stared at the black eyes and understood a little bit, but he still pouted and said: "Even if these are true, the old man can't admit it! Who asked his eldest grandson to bully the old man first!"

"Ah Weng, Your Majesty passed on the grandson's memorial to you. I wonder what His Majesty means? Then, did His Majesty make any comments?"

"Except for oral instructions, there is no verdict."

"This matter is strange. I have never heard that His Majesty would pass on a courtier's memorial to another courtier, and he is the object of impeachment of this courtier. What does His Majesty mean by this operation?" Cheng Zheng couldn't understand what His Majesty did. meaning.

"What do you mean?" Cheng Yaojin raised his head, glared at Cheng Zheng, and said in his heart: What do you mean, you kid can't understand?
After waiting for a while, I was still disappointed that Cheng Zheng didn't have a clue.

Cheng Yaojin turned his head and asked Ni Tu on the other side: "Ni Tu, what do you think about this?"

After hearing this, Ni Tu replied angrily: "How else can I watch it? Lie down and watch it! My buttocks are smashed, I can't sit down anymore, I can only watch it on my stomach!"

"You boy! Is your butt itchy!"

Cheng Yaojingang stepped down from the middle hall, and Ni Tu begged for mercy: "The small meaning is that His Majesty has not made a verdict, nor has he explicitly punished him, and he has not asked the teacher to inquire about the crime. Then there is only one possibility. His Majesty is naturally in a high position and waits. Watching the tiger fight, Ah Weng is fighting with the eldest grandson Wuji, Your Majesty is not good at favoring anyone or punishing anyone, it is better to let go of your hands and feet and let you fight to win or lose. If we lose, Your Majesty will show you a little favor Appease. If the eldest grandson loses, it's the same."

"Little Shi Enhui? How can His Majesty's favor be so small? Hehe, you can even drop a reward while lying at home." Cheng Zheng's eyes suddenly flashed a sly light, "Ah Weng, let's admit defeat, wait Your Majesty will give us a small favor!"

"Fuck you! When did the old man admit defeat? Besides, if we really lose, what if His Majesty doesn't give you a small favor? What will you do then?"

Cheng Zheng thought about Cheng Yaojin's words for a while, and finally nodded his head: "Ah Weng is very true. With a character like A Weng who loves face, His Majesty's small favors will make you blush. How can you do this like this?" It's embarrassing, it's better not to give me a little favor!"

"Fuck you! Always wanting to admit defeat, how can I be a child of the Cheng family! The children of the Cheng family are all tough guys. When the sky falls, you have to stand upright to accept the attack of the sky. Even if you are crushed to death The glory of my Cheng family."

Ni Tu nodded in approval, admiring Cheng Yaojin's integrity.I feel that if I stand next to such a big tree, I will not worry about the day when I will be able to rise to the top.

"However, if you can't die innocently, don't give up your life easily. To be a person, you must be alert and sensitive, and you must not be impulsive in everything, but use your brain to resolve it."

Ni Tu knew that what Cheng Yaojin said was teaching Cheng Zheng a lesson.He began to teach the art of manipulating people.

"Zheng'er, regarding this matter, what should you do next?"

"I think his eldest grandson is unkind to us, so we'll be unrighteous to him. Hurriedly scolding him, we'll scold him back!"

"Okay! Then can you draft memorials?"

"This... Hehe, it's more suitable for my younger brother to do literary talent, I just need to check it out! Ni Tu, can you write while lying down? You have ink in your stomach, so you don't need to use it for nothing."

Ni Tu really ate the dirt.

Lying on the ground, trying to raise his head, he finally wrote a draft of the memorial.

Cheng Zheng picked it up and read it to Cheng Yaojin: "The scenery of the Qinling Mountains is covered with ice for thousands of miles, and snow drifts for thousands of miles. Looking inside and outside Longyuan, there is only a vastness; the big river goes up and down, and it suddenly loses its flow. The old minister is in the deep forest and supervises the logging. Live up to everyone’s trust.”

Cheng Yaojin nodded with his big mouth curled up after hearing this: "Good poems, so bold, it also shows that the old man is loyal to everyone, good!"

Cheng Zheng went on to read: "Cold and oppressive, moisture condenses, and the old minister's wind numbness and cold disease broke out again, like ten thousand ants gnawing on the muscles and bones, and the pain is so painful. The old minister's pain is not worse than heartache, for everyone's fellow sickness But Xiang Lian, anxious and eager, doesn't think about food and tea, and can't sleep at night."

Cheng Yaojin gasped when he heard this, thinking of the pain of wind arthralgia, he was afraid at first, then rejoiced.And to use this to show that even though I feel badly, I feel empathy, and I am anxious about His Majesty's wind paralysis, which can better express the loyalty of the veteran.

Cheng Yaojin once again expressed his appreciation for Ni Tu's literary talent.

"Fortunately, the old minister followed Shennong's example, tasted hundreds of herbs, tried thousands of flavors, and finally found a way to relieve pain. However, this treatment is still rare. The old minister tried it himself. When there is nothing wrong, he will diagnose and treat your majesty to relieve pain. Your Majesty's Pain."

"The heart of the minister is in everyone, in the court, in the common people, but today I saw a dog flying around my ears, saying that the old minister was left or right, and the minister was overjoyed, just because someone watched the old minister for everyone, and helped him. The old official checked and corrected his cultivation, and the minister was naturally very pleased. There is a saying in the Book of Rites that self-cultivation governs the country and the world, and self-cultivation is enough to prove the position of the leader, and it is really a blessing to help the old minister cultivate."

"The lights don't turn on, the gongs don't ring, and the reason doesn't make sense. Changsun Wuji's words were all denied by the old officials. The salt cart incident was picked up by Zheng'er on the deserted road during his daily patrol. , Seeing that it was marked with official characters, and considering the frequent occurrence of banditry, fearing that the official salt would be stolen and lose the court's money, he pulled the salt cart back to the camp and kept it safe."

"However, Changsun Wuji asked the teacher for the crime and planted it on the old minister. There is one thing, I don't want to say more. But he was bitten by a dog, how can he not be punished, and he learned a lesson or two? After checking by the veteran, the elder grandson was suddenly caught by bandits on the way to transport salt. After resisting for a while, he abandoned the car and fled, ignoring the officials and salt. When the old minister heard about this, he personally led the army to wipe out the bandits, and escaped from one bandit, killing twenty-three of our soldiers. The arrest list has been released to the world .”

"The veteran believes in the words of the sage: Don't worry about being few, but worry about inequality, don't worry about poverty, but worry about uneasiness, innocence is regarded as guilty, and merit is regarded as futile. Villain, punish the wicked and uphold justice."

"This time of sorrow, the old minister waved his hand and did not take away a cloud. But thinking about the pain of His Majesty's illness, the old minister can't think about tea and food, and can't sleep at night. I especially hope that the old minister's experiment with cupping therapy will be a great success, so as a gift to everyone, Kang Zhi. The old minister knows the festival Bye."

"Okay!" Cheng Yaojin slapped his big palm on the table and called out "Hello."

"Scholars are extraordinary. They can turn white into black, and black into flowers, and speak so confidently. It's really black-bellied!"

Hearing Cheng Yaojin's praise from the bottom of his heart, Ni Tu rolled his eyes to express his happy response.

(End of this chapter)